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There is no heir!
Ringo
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So I was pondering my grandfather's recent death and the times we had in the past few years (he had cancer, we knew it was coming) - and it suddenly occured to me why my grandfather had taken such an interest in me. I'm the only male heir. All the other grandchildren were girls. With me, the line dies.
And then I realized that it's the same story on not only both my biological parents lines (girls everywhere you look) but that my step-father's name dies with me as well - my two male cousins from that family are both gay!
How the hell did I end up the sole heir to three different lines?
And do I now feel more or less inclined to try ensure their continuation?
And then I realized that it's the same story on not only both my biological parents lines (girls everywhere you look) but that my step-father's name dies with me as well - my two male cousins from that family are both gay!
How the hell did I end up the sole heir to three different lines?
And do I now feel more or less inclined to try ensure their continuation?
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I'm not sure that would be ironic.
Need more food.
Build more farms.
Alternatively, your sound card works perfectly.
oh listen if you think we are doing this fuck you
Do it for the bloodline son
ZUG ZUG
Obligatory Canadian/Morisette joke.
"My grandfather's dying wish.... was for me to impregnate you."
That'll hold up in court, right?
Nice town. I'll take it!
Every goddamn game it was the same, some son of a bitch running through every single sound bite.
say you are from the make a wish foundation
chicks love a guy who's into charity
My family name is in good stead.
Good thing too cause it's an awesome name and I wanna have girls.
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
so
responsibility of the family name falls upon my brother
maybe if he stopped trying to pick up university chicks who have their noses in the air he'd be more successful on that front
Nah its coo.
Yes sirree, makin' the world more crowded, that's my plan.
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
if i still managed to pull it off any kid of mine has a pretty good chance of getting sids
and even if not that, they'd inherit my endocrine disorder and basically be at risk of metabolic failure their whole life
also suggestions that aspd might be hereditary in some way!
so basically
no kids for me ever
SIDS scares the living shit out of me I hope you know.
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
Because you're just a big baby amirite?
No but really, that shit is freaky stuff, all sudden, my Uncle's girlfriend of like, a million years, is having a baby soon, baby is like 4 days overdue right now.
Ironically, they are booked in at the hospital where my grandmother is dying from a brain tumor. Shitty situation but it can't be helped.
Steam
And then they can not like it too! It'll be a bonding experience.
And do it right before the baby is born, so that at least half of the lats name is yours, as she won't have time to completely lose you and cover her tracks.
I'll change their last names to something ridiculous. Then when they ask why it's different than mine i'll tell them they're adoptod.
Steam
basically the nature of my endocrine disorder is it causes an inborn error of metabolism
at various points in my life i was told i wouldn't live past a certain age.
7, 14, got 25 coming up that's a big one
because my metabolism will just burn itself out and my organs will all rapidly shut off and i'll just drop dead
this is one of the things that can happen to babies and is classified commonly as a form of SIDS
because the endocrine disorder is most definitely hereditary (my dad has it, as do his brothers and his father) and i've got it worst out of my whole family, chances are any kid of my loins is going to have the same problem and wouldn't survive very long and kapow SIDS
SIDS runs in my dad's family. apparently he's got two lil brothers who never made it
my mom had a miscarry and a stillborn before i was born
and one miscarry after
my father's line just don't seem to be suited to being carried on
combine that with the research that suggests that ASPD may also be hereditary well i don't want to tempt fate
even if the kid survived they might be just as bad as me in the noggin or worse
'We're running out of elements!'
'We've advanced a tech level!'
Wait, wrong game.
Also I don't think I've ever told you but I love your name. Every time I see it I read it aloud because it just rolls off the tongue.
But we love you for that, but I understand your point.
At least I love you for that.
combine my pre-existing health issues and braincrazy
with say, my girlfriend's pre-existing health issues and braincrazy
if a child of such a union would survive at all they'd likely be a hormonally imbalanced sociopath with anger management issues
so uh
yeah
maybe adoption?
i dunno
I got snipped years ago
of course the other thing is that is the government generally in the habit of letting a sociopath with a history of violence and expired arrest warrents in the us adopt kids?
i mean
government won't let me own a gun or drive a car either
i doubt they are going to let me have a kid, even one of them chinese girls nobody wants
i'll just get a cat or something
i love dogs and all but a cat is a more low-maintence pet
my girlfriend and i get a place like we been talking about then she wants to get a bunny, which i am okay with
edit: cats that is
I've met a guy called Luke Anderson.
He gets, "Mr. Anderson" AND "Use the force Luke!"
no
see
you went for the easy "lol people like cats so i am going to make a cat-eating joke lol" thing
except
cats actually make for lousy eating
so not only are you not funny
you are objectively incorrect
jesus
i'd start punching people in the windpipe if i had to put up with that
people hear my name and they just tell me that it sounds like i need a monocle or something
Would really help this stew out.
A brace of conies.
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
Also I thought he meant bunnies were good eats.
Steam