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As Seen on TV! - The Next Grilleration
Muse Among Men
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So we bought a George Foreman grill the other day, the one with the interchangeable plates and enough cooking space to accommodate our 4-patty grilling needs. George Foreman's picture smiles back ecstatically at you from the box, promising you delicious, grease-free foodstuffs (I shall soon put that promise to the test), the phrase, "The Next Grilleration" stamped above his gleaming cranium. Fine forumers, what should we cook first?
I know we weren't the only ones who bought a product, swayed by the apparent bliss and ease demonstrated on the infomercials. Share your raunchy stories in any way connected to 'As Seen on TV!' products here; from grand failures ending in hospitalization to the occasional (probably less entertaining) success.
For we are the Next Grilleration folks, dont you forget.
I know we weren't the only ones who bought a product, swayed by the apparent bliss and ease demonstrated on the infomercials. Share your raunchy stories in any way connected to 'As Seen on TV!' products here; from grand failures ending in hospitalization to the occasional (probably less entertaining) success.
For we are the Next Grilleration folks, dont you forget.
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because, shit, if i'm out and about and i need a quick burger, i want to have it right then
But don't worry, this thread is
NOT A STEREOTYPE
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
How dare you? Of course it is.
Well, I have always hypothesized the moxy flowing through my veins might make a great marinade.
Or it could taste horrible.
We'll see.
If you've ever eaten foot you'd know it's not succulent at all.
It was a hell of a day, my number two guy from work came and got me but gave himself a concussion on the way.
then wrap it in bubble wrap
this is a key ingredient in the recipe
throw some store bought patties on the grill
a minute before they're done, BAM cheese muthafucker
BAM on a bun dawg
ketchup, fuck yeah
aw nom nom nom
What is that?
Vietnam sounds.
what you do is
make four burgers
tell your friends to cut them so they are like pacman
okay now give me the cutouts
aw nom nom nom
Good God that's brilliant!
And of course, foot injuries are worse. You later have to squeeze your pained foot into them accursed shoes.
Grill it up
Throw a few slices of bacon on there too
When done, put hotdog on bun,
Put bacon in the middle, top with cheese
Texas Tommy
I suggest mustard and relish as well
i don't really know why i never bought one but i could watch that infomercial so many times. i've practically memorized it.
I made you so many nice sweaters with it.
shit's hot
but they make it sound like it's the only way to cut onions now how dare you use a quality chef's knife instead of this cheapass plastic piece of crap
it really doesn't do anything special, it's just that you're falling for all the ridiculous claims
how will i pay for college
Juicin' is the shit man.
Fucking carrots and oranges just all mixed in with maybe some other fruits too.
A fucking iPod George Foreman Grill.
FUCK.
we are living in the future