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    BearstranautBearstranaut Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Hey now, whoa. Over The Top is a genius masterpiece of cinema.


    LET'S ARM WRESTLE.

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    casper_27dcasper_27d The Friendly Ghost EverywhereRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Pony wrote: »
    also

    here's hoping this makes for a fantastic mythbusters episode

    "will a body really totally rip apart like that under close range fire from a 50 cal machinegun? let's test a pig's carcass..."

    The anwser is a definite yes. I have seen video feeds a person getting hit with a .50 cal ripping an arm off. I would still be interested to see what it would do to a pig though.

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    SlagmireSlagmire Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    casper_27d wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    also

    here's hoping this makes for a fantastic mythbusters episode

    "will a body really totally rip apart like that under close range fire from a 50 cal machinegun? let's test a pig's carcass..."

    The anwser is a definite yes. I have seen video feeds a person getting hit with a .50 cal ripping an arm off. I would still be interested to see what it would do to a pig though.

    It turns inside out... and explodes.

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    DouglasDangerDouglasDanger PennsylvaniaRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    I was just using over the top as a descriptive phrase.

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    CrossBusterCrossBuster Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    I have never seen a Rambo movie. I should probably remedy this at some point.

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    OlivawOlivaw good name, isn't it? the foot of mt fujiRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    I have never seen a Rambo movie. I should probably remedy this at some point.

    First Blood is a legitimately great movie

    You should watch it

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    CrossBusterCrossBuster Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    I just added it to my Netflix queue

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    msuitepyonmsuitepyon Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    I kind of expected
    a cop car to drive up next to Rambo while he was walking along the road, completing the circle.

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    DouglasDangerDouglasDanger PennsylvaniaRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    you know, I actually think First Blood is the best Rambo movie. It is the Rambo movie that is actually a good movie, and can be viewed as such, separate from the following movies.

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    LardalishLardalish Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    So was this good guys?

    I have sadly never subjected myself to the pure manlyness that is a Rambo movie.

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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Desperado.

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    DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Desperado was awful.

    Especially the last gunfight, that was such a fucking lazy copout.

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    ZzuluZzulu Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    I liked Desperado, and also the original Desperado; 'El Mariachi'.

    The sequels were awful

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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    I really liked Once Upon A Time In Mexico quite a bit

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    ZzuluZzulu Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    it was godawful

    shame on you

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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Defender wrote: »
    Desperado was awful.

    Especially the last gunfight, that was such a fucking lazy copout.

    The song, you cum stain.

    The Johnny Cash version, no less.

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    cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Regent Bears The Name FreedomRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    El Mariachi is the best. The sequels were okay at best, but Desperado felt like it was just El Mariachi reshot with a full budget.

    The best part of Once Upon A Time is Robert Rodriguez's ten minute cooking school on the DVD.

    This applies to most of his movies. I wonder if Spy Kids had one.

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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    cj iwakura wrote: »
    El Mariachi is the best. The sequels were okay at best, but Desperado felt like it was just El Mariachi reshot with a full budget.

    The best part of Once Upon A Time is Robert Rodriguez's ten minute cooking school on the DVD.

    This applies to most of his movies. I wonder if Spy Kids had one.

    JOHNNY CASH, MOTHER FUCKER.

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2008
    First Blood was an amazing movie.

    Not at all what I expected when I watched it.

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    Randall_FlaggRandall_Flagg Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    First Blood was an amazing movie.

    Not at all what I expected when I watched it.

    STAB

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    Randall_FlaggRandall_Flagg Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    what now

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    Randall_FlaggRandall_Flagg Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    dayum

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    The Sneak!The Sneak! Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    now munkus dies in obscurity

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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Sneak, you emerge from the shadows to murder Munkus?



    This is an astonishing and horrific turn of events.




    Hey, Sneak-man.

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    The Sneak!The Sneak! Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    hello sarukun

    how are things

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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    The Sneak! wrote: »
    hello sarukun

    how are things

    Things are pretty good.


    I wanted equal parts clubbing to go with equal parts karaoke today.


    I got the first half, and since I'm sick today with congestion, I'm willing to postpone the second half, so all's to the good.

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    MolotovCockatooMolotovCockatoo Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    @ Pony re: Cobra Pearls -

    I'll let Sylvester Stallone explain it:

    "In old king cobras' heads sometimes resides a calcium growth that when removed and buffed resembles an amber pearl. This pearl is called The Sri Naga Mani. Rambo wore this pearl around his neck because of the mystical powers that it possessed. Anyway, I dispensed with that aspect of the film but the story remained pretty much the same."

    from here

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    Killjoy wrote: »
    No jeez Orik why do you assume the worst about people?

    Because he moderates an internet forum

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Zzulu wrote: »
    it was godawful

    shame on you

    you have terrible opinions on things

    once upon a time in mexico was ridiculous and awesome

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    DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    sarukun wrote: »
    Defender wrote: »
    Desperado was awful.

    Especially the last gunfight, that was such a fucking lazy copout.

    The song, you cum stain.

    The Johnny Cash version, no less.

    Dude, we were talking about action movies.

    I have no problem with the song.

    You fishfucker.

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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Defender wrote: »
    sarukun wrote: »
    Defender wrote: »
    Desperado was awful.

    Especially the last gunfight, that was such a fucking lazy copout.

    The song, you cum stain.

    The Johnny Cash version, no less.

    Dude, we were talking about action movies.

    I have no problem with the song.

    You fishfucker.

    I changed the subject.


    Captain's perogative.

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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Zzulu wrote: »
    it was godawful

    shame on you

    you have terrible opinions on things

    once upon a time in mexico was ridiculous and awesome

    yes, pip, yes

    this is the truth

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    FramlingFramling FaceHead Geebs has bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Zzulu wrote: »
    it was godawful

    shame on you

    you have terrible opinions on things

    once upon a time in mexico was ridiculous and awesome

    yes, pip, yes

    this is the truth

    STAB!

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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    shazzam

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    MolotovCockatooMolotovCockatoo Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Another mini-review by me:
    The Chronicles of John Rambo, Volume 4: Wherein we learn the Value and Effectiveness of the Fixed Machine Gun Emplacement versus a superior but disorganized Opposing Force

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    Killjoy wrote: »
    No jeez Orik why do you assume the worst about people?

    Because he moderates an internet forum

    http://lexiconmegatherium.tumblr.com/
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    ZzuluZzulu Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Zzulu wrote: »
    it was godawful

    shame on you

    you have terrible opinions on things

    once upon a time in mexico was ridiculous and awesome

    yes, pip, yes

    this is the truth

    It was ridiculous in the bad kind of way, unlike Desperado.

    It was just overall a bad experience.

    I liked Depp, though. But I always do, no matter what.

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    DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Why did I read Stallone's answers to questions? God.

    I feel like I just ate a whole can of frosting. Except in my brain, instead of my stomach.

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    Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Zzulu wrote: »
    It was ridiculous in the bad kind of way, unlike Desperado.

    It was just overall a bad experience.

    I liked Depp, though. But I always do, no matter what.
    This kind of thinking can lead a man to dark places.

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    IpseDixitIpseDixit Treat me like a pirate And give me that bootyRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    This movie was pure fuck awesome. (Almost) non stop fuck awesome.

    The best part of the movie though was the preview for Midnight Meat Train. Midnight Meat Train.

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    Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    IpseDixit wrote: »
    Midnight Meat Train.
    Yeah, seriously, what the Hell?

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