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John Wilkes Moose (Hunting Thread)

FutoreFutore Registered User regular
edited January 2008 in Social Entropy++
Generally, I don't approve of hunting and have never actually gone. I think a person should not use all that fancy tech to hunt. Hands, a knife, maybe even a rock should be it. So, maybe I shouldn't be the one to start a thread on the topic.

But, what does qualify me for starting this discussion on hunting is having a link to

the greatest man to ever stalk the earth: http://www.huntingwithspears.com/

Read. Venture through the site. Find comfort in the fact that Gene Morris has more little white soldiers in his balls than JesusGod does. Warm yourself in the testosterone-driven glow of Ted Nugent's endorsement of Gene Morris' Book: Hunting With Spears.

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  • Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    I enjoy hunting. I'm about to make a purchase of a Gerber LMF II Infantry knife and a lever-action Marlin .45-70. I'm about to start running around in the thick South Texas brush to hunt hogs.

    It is a dream of mine.

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  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Fancy technology?


    I hunt with a fucking lever-action winchester with iron sights.


    My step-dad hunts with a Springfield 30-06 with iron peep-sights.


    Shit aint fancy.
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    Also, fun fact; squirrels will do a double-backflip if you shoot them from like five feet away with a 12 gauge.

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  • FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    i know i know. just, down in florida, everyone has this retarded amount of stuff with them when they hunt. it's ridiculous. seems to take any skill out of it

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  • Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    I hunt with a JC Higgins Model 51 .30-06. I love that damn gun.

    Also, what caliber is your Winchester, Meister?

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  • DocDoc Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2008
    Futore wrote: »
    Generally, I don't approve of hunting and have never actually gone. I think a person should not use all that fancy tech to hunt. Hands, a knife, maybe even a rock should be it. So, maybe I shouldn't be the one to start a thread on the topic.

    On what level do you not "approve" of hunting? Do you not eat burgers? I mean, how can you be less approving of competing with a wild animal (yes, it's stacked. It's still a competition) and hunting your own food than slaughtering cattle that have been raised in pens? Sorry to go all Ted Nugent there, but a lot of people are what I call "dishonest carnivores" in that they think hunting is horrible, but have no problem wolfing down a cheeseburger.

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  • FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    cheeseburgers don't have faces

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  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Actually I don't use the 30-30 anymore. I got a Winchester .270, model 70 for Christmas! :D With a scope and an in-bore laser sighter. It's real nice. Step-dad bought it from this guy who works for him. It's bolt looks all... neat-like. Fucker shoots fire about a foot out of the barrel at the range.


    Having some trouble getting the scope adjusted to me, probably have to slide it back some.

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  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    I love how a gun thread always brings Doc out of hiding.

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  • DocDoc Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2008
    Butters wrote: »
    I love how a gun thread always brings Doc out of hiding.

    I'm not even talking about guns. :P

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  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Why not? I like talking guns with you.

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  • Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Doc wrote: »
    Futore wrote: »
    Generally, I don't approve of hunting and have never actually gone. I think a person should not use all that fancy tech to hunt. Hands, a knife, maybe even a rock should be it. So, maybe I shouldn't be the one to start a thread on the topic.

    On what level do you not "approve" of hunting? Do you not eat burgers? I mean, how can you be less approving of competing with a wild animal (yes, it's stacked. It's still a competition) and hunting your own food than slaughtering cattle that have been raised in pens? Sorry to go all Ted Nugent there, but a lot of people are what I call "dishonest carnivores" in that they think hunting is horrible, but have no problem wolfing down a cheeseburger.

    <3

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  • FramlingFramling FaceHead Geebs has bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Doc, can I not like hunting?

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  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    But you're a veggie aren't you, Fram?

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  • DocDoc Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2008
    Butters wrote: »
    Why not? I like talking guns with you.

    Well alright!

    I don't regularly go hunting for anything aside pheasant and quail. I use a Remington 870 Express. Yeah, it's heavy, but I'm a really big guy so it's okay for me.

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited January 2008
    I have no problems with most hunting, but I can't fucking stand Ted Nugent.

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  • TL DRTL DR Not at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    I don't eat meat, but I respect a hunter much more than someone buying a big-mac.

    At least a deer could frolic about in the woods before getting killed, whereas a cow in a factory farm leads a pretty short, shitty life.

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  • DocDoc Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2008
    I have no problems with most hunting, but I can't fucking stand Ted Nugent.

    Yeah, it terrifies me that I kind of start to understand him when he talks about the meat industry and how horrible it is, because the man is fucking insane.

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  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2008
    framling you're a vegetarian?
    i grew up vegetarian and still heartily enjoy many faux meats way more than their (mostly pork) counterparts

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  • FramlingFramling FaceHead Geebs has bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Butters wrote: »
    But you're a veggie aren't you, Fram?

    I'm not personally a vegetable, no.

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  • DocDoc Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2008
    Framling wrote: »
    Doc, can I not like hunting?

    I have no problem with people being against killing animals for food.

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited January 2008
    Doc wrote: »
    I have no problems with most hunting, but I can't fucking stand Ted Nugent.

    Yeah, it terrifies me that I kind of start to understand him when he talks about the meat industry and how horrible it is, because the man is fucking insane.

    The guy gives outdoorsmen a bad name, he's reckless and a complete arrogant asshole. I was actually approached to sponsor his television show (my company produces products for hunters, among other markets) and asked my boss what he thought. He said "over my cold, dead body will that cocksucker get any cash from me."

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  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Doc wrote: »
    Butters wrote: »
    Why not? I like talking guns with you.

    Well alright!

    I don't regularly go hunting for anything aside pheasant and quail. I use a Remington 870 Express. Yeah, it's heavy, but I'm a really big guy so it's okay for me.

    I used to hunt pheasant rather often and am trying to get back into it. I'm a lot bigger than when I was 12 and first started shooting my little 20ga SKB 585 but I'll never upgrade. I like the challenge and I love the gun.

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  • FramlingFramling FaceHead Geebs has bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Okay, cool.

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  • FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    I don't eat meat, but I respect a hunter much more than someone buying a big-mac.

    At least a deer could frolic about in the woods before getting killed, whereas a cow in a factory farm leads a pretty short, shitty life.

    yeah but who gives a shit about cows, I mean come on.

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  • TL DRTL DR Not at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Hindus.

    ITT we anger Kali, the 8-armed destroyer of worlds.

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  • 2 Marcus 2 Ravens2 Marcus 2 Ravens CanadaRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Hunting is a shit ton better than factory farming, but I absolutely fucking hate it when people hunt just for fun. If you shoot an animal in the face, you better eat that shit.

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited January 2008
    Hunting is a shit ton better than factory farming, but I absolutely fucking hate it when people hunt just for fun. If you shoot an animal in the face, you better eat that shit.

    first of all, hunters don't shoot animals in the face

    second of all, trophy hunting is minuscule compared to the people who actually hunt for food

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  • FramlingFramling FaceHead Geebs has bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Hunting is a shit ton better than factory farming, but I absolutely fucking hate it when people hunt just for fun. If you shoot an animal in the face, you better eat that shit.

    first of all, hunters don't shoot animals in the face

    second of all, trophy hunting is minuscule compared to the people who actually hunt for food

    STAB!

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  • TL DRTL DR Not at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    What really sunders my armor is when a person will be eating a fucking hamburger, and yet balks at a lion eating a gazelle on TV or the mention of hunting for food.

    I don't know if it's Americans or humans in general, but I see way too much of the 'out of sight, out of mind' way of thinking.

    edit: and it appears I've become an accessory to murder.

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited January 2008
    Framling wrote: »
    Hunting is a shit ton better than factory farming, but I absolutely fucking hate it when people hunt just for fun. If you shoot an animal in the face, you better eat that shit.

    first of all, hunters don't shoot animals in the face

    second of all, trophy hunting is minuscule compared to the people who actually hunt for food

    STAB!

    COUNTER-STAB!

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  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Hunting is a shit ton better than factory farming, but I absolutely fucking hate it when people hunt just for fun. If you shoot an animal in the face, you better eat that shit.

    first of all, hunters don't shoot animals in the face

    second of all, trophy hunting is minuscule compared to the people who actually hunt for food

    True but there's not just trophy hunting there's varminting which I don't have a problem with either.

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited January 2008
    FUYUUUUUUUUCJK

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  • FramlingFramling FaceHead Geebs has bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Yay!

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  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Wait. Fram isn't even on the players list.

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  • 2 Marcus 2 Ravens2 Marcus 2 Ravens CanadaRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Hunting is a shit ton better than factory farming, but I absolutely fucking hate it when people hunt just for fun. If you shoot an animal in the face, you better eat that shit.

    first of all, hunters don't shoot animals in the face

    second of all, trophy hunting is minuscule compared to the people who actually hunt for food

    I know you don't shoot animals in the face (or at least not often), I was just making a point. And since I'm from a terrible place, there are a lot of assholes who shoot for fun. They're still the minority, but it doesn't make it right.

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  • FramlingFramling FaceHead Geebs has bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Butters wrote: »
    Wait. Fram isn't even on the players list.

    AHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!

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  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    hahaha, oh god you fucks

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  • FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    the extent i don't approve of hunting is to the extravagance i witness living in palm beach. i went to school with kids whose parents probably own a portion of you. when they hunt, they never really do much work. they sit in gorgeous stands with everything a person could need and wait for animals that are sometimes even placed on their enormous farms. dogs doing most of the work when they're on foot hunting.

    the stories i hear make the whole practice a little hard to respect. but, i have faith that SE++ is not like that. so, i apologize for generalizing.

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  • Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Doc wrote: »
    Butters wrote: »
    Why not? I like talking guns with you.

    Well alright!

    I don't regularly go hunting for anything aside pheasant and quail. I use a Remington 870 Express. Yeah, it's heavy, but I'm a really big guy so it's okay for me.

    I use a 870 Super Mag. Talk about a sore shoulder when you're hunting dove. 3 1/2 inch shells can leave some bruises.

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  • DadouwDadouw Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    I have a really small caliber rifle

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