When Bush starts moving into the section where he talks about what's going to distract us from the war for the next year, I want him to point to an empty seat, say Casper is sitting there, and say he's starting up a NASA discovery committee with 2 billion dollars to discover ghosts.
Wonder what its gonna be like next year with the new prez. Especially if its Obama.
Oh man, fuckton of Blazing Saddles jokes oughta pop up in this thread.
"Ladies and Gentlemen of the United States, it is my privilege to introduce to you our new.....******."
Could you imagine all of Congress pulling out their six shooters and pointing them at Barack? Or even better, him pulling the Black Bart trick. Alright, I'm done.
You're gonna wanna edit that, you can't use that word on these forums.
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When the Democrats have their backs turned on the troops, duh.
I forgot this was happening tonight. I think watching the State of the Union every year is the one way I've managed to keep myself slightly rooted in politics. Because y'know, in 2000 and 2004 I was so in love with it. Temporarily.
I can't watch or listen to the man speak at length. It fills me with the maddening desire to destroy whatever is making the horrid noise, and strangle whomever thought it was a good idea to put him into office.
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Wait... we're still clapping when Bush is introduced? Or is this the kind of polite applause I saw on American Gladiators when someone took forever to do the Eliminator and they were all just clapping that she managed to make it all the way to the finish line?
Designated survivor tonight is Dirk Kempthorne, Secretary of the Interior.
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I have a new soccer blog The Minnow Tank. Reading it psychically kicks Sepp Blatter in the bean bag.
So far he's not exactly going for anything flowery. He's cutting the crap and going right to 'hey, Congress, pass this and this and this'.
I know, he actually sounds like a leader, even if his "make tax cuts permanent" schtick makes me want to vomit. And he made a funny. That, and Cheney is smiling behind him.
Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
Flew away in a balloon
Had sex with polar bears
While sitting in a reclining chair
Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
Running around and clawing eyelids
Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
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Arguably, he already has.
Officialy.
Are you secretly Nancy Pelosi?
*twiddle*
So he'll, what, endorse Guiliani?
You're gonna wanna edit that, you can't use that word on these forums.
When the Democrats have their backs turned on the troops, duh.
I forgot this was happening tonight. I think watching the State of the Union every year is the one way I've managed to keep myself slightly rooted in politics. Because y'know, in 2000 and 2004 I was so in love with it. Temporarily.
I don't really regret that, though. I can catch the good parts on YouTube, if there are any. Given his record, I doubt there will be.
I'm not even kidding.
"...my last state of the union..."
*Standing ovation in the Democratic section for 9 full minutes*
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Designated survivor tonight is Dirk Kempthorne, Secretary of the Interior.
Also, history!
This is an endurance clapping contest, estimated 109 applauses for the rest of the speech.
Left side sit
*Edit*
Blowe-ated
We could do this all night.
Raising taxes.
I know, he actually sounds like a leader, even if his "make tax cuts permanent" schtick makes me want to vomit. And he made a funny. That, and Cheney is smiling behind him.
What the fuck is going on here!!?!?!??! O_o
I paid literally nothing in taxes. I don't deserve the coming $300.
...
Yeah, you're being pro small government now.
But usually they do something, this was just a sea of stillness.