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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
    They'd probably do okay in the Amazon, but between the cutting down of trees and the fact that a Brachiosaur is larger than basically anything ever, chances are good they'd eat themselves out of house and home pretty quickstyles.

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    bongibongi regular
    edited February 2008
    sarukun wrote: »
    is larger than basically anything ever.

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    ?

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    ZephyrZephyr Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    sarukun wrote: »
    is larger than basically anything ever

    DICK JOKE

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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
    bongi wrote: »
    sarukun wrote: »
    is larger than basically anything ever.

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    ?

    I exaggerated for effect, but yes, you are right.

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    My dinosaurs would kill and/or eat all the other animals, so the laughter would be a non issue.

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    bongibongi regular
    edited February 2008
    all i'm saying is that in a big fight between dinosaurs and other more awesome types of animals, the dinosaurs go down hard

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    The_ScarabThe_Scarab Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    bongi wrote: »
    all i'm saying is that in a big fight between dinosaurs and other more awesome types of animals, the dinosaurs go down hard

    Polar Bears > Dinosaurs.

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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
    The_Scarab wrote: »
    bongi wrote: »
    all i'm saying is that in a big fight between dinosaurs and other more awesome types of animals, the dinosaurs go down hard

    Polar Bears > Dinosaurs.

    There is no way you could possibly be this retarded.

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    ZephyrZephyr Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    polar bear cubs are so fucking ^_____________^

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    lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Zephyr wrote: »
    polar bear cubs are so fucking ^_____________^

    panda bear cubs are superior

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    look at his lil pookum

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    ZephyrZephyr Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
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    autono-wally, erotibot300autono-wally, erotibot300 love machine Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    looks phallic

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    Randall_FlaggRandall_Flagg Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
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    ZephyrZephyr Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    wrong thread

    ...or not?

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    msuitepyonmsuitepyon Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
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    D:

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    FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    While we're doing this

    Baby sloths!

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    tuggatugga Makin' movies Makin' songsRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
    im gonna have nightmares about that picture

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    BibbleBibble __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2008
    awwwww :3

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    Synthetic OrangeSynthetic Orange Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
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    bongibongi regular
    edited February 2008
    one thing i've never understood

    is that in all these utopian visions of the future that nerds and tfs (sorry tfs i love you) have

    they all can travel faster than light

    why do we assume that this will be the case when all evidence points to 'we will never travel faster than light'?

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    autono-wally, erotibot300autono-wally, erotibot300 love machine Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    bongi wrote: »
    one thing i've never understood

    is that in all these utopian visions of the future that nerds and tfs (sorry tfs i love you) have

    they all can travel faster than light

    why do we assume that this will be the case when all evidence points to 'we will never travel faster than light'?

    probably wormholes. you'de never be actually travelling faster than the speed of light, wouldn't you?
    Wormholes and faster-than-light travel

    Special relativity only applies locally. Wormholes allow superluminal (faster-than-light) travel by ensuring that the speed of light is not exceeded locally at any time. While traveling through a wormhole, subluminal (slower-than-light) speeds are used. If two points are connected by a wormhole, the time taken to traverse it would be less than the time it would take a light beam to make the journey if it took a path through the space outside the wormhole. However, a light beam traveling through the wormhole would always beat the traveler. As an analogy, running around to the opposite side of a mountain at maximum speed may take longer than walking through a tunnel crossing it. You can walk slowly while reaching your destination more quickly because the length of your path is shorter.
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] regular
    edited February 2008
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    bongibongi regular
    edited February 2008
    bongi wrote: »
    one thing i've never understood

    is that in all these utopian visions of the future that nerds and tfs (sorry tfs i love you) have

    they all can travel faster than light

    why do we assume that this will be the case when all evidence points to 'we will never travel faster than light'?

    probabky wormholes. you'de never be actually travelling faster than the speed of light, wouldn't you?

    yeah except we still have to find an inexpensive way to distort space-time

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    autono-wally, erotibot300autono-wally, erotibot300 love machine Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    bongi wrote: »
    bongi wrote: »
    one thing i've never understood

    is that in all these utopian visions of the future that nerds and tfs (sorry tfs i love you) have

    they all can travel faster than light

    why do we assume that this will be the case when all evidence points to 'we will never travel faster than light'?

    probabky wormholes. you'de never be actually travelling faster than the speed of light, wouldn't you?

    yeah except we still have to find an inexpensive way to distort space-time

    Money really isn't a problem for utopian phantasies, is it ;)

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2008
    bongi wrote: »
    bongi wrote: »
    one thing i've never understood

    is that in all these utopian visions of the future that nerds and tfs (sorry tfs i love you) have

    they all can travel faster than light

    why do we assume that this will be the case when all evidence points to 'we will never travel faster than light'?

    probabky wormholes. you'de never be actually travelling faster than the speed of light, wouldn't you?

    yeah except we still have to find an inexpensive way to distort space-time
    shhhh, don't crush teefs' fantasies with bothersome reality

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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] regular
    edited February 2008
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    bongibongi regular
    edited February 2008
    bongi wrote: »
    bongi wrote: »
    one thing i've never understood

    is that in all these utopian visions of the future that nerds and tfs (sorry tfs i love you) have

    they all can travel faster than light

    why do we assume that this will be the case when all evidence points to 'we will never travel faster than light'?

    probabky wormholes. you'de never be actually travelling faster than the speed of light, wouldn't you?

    yeah except we still have to find an inexpensive way to distort space-time

    Money really isn't a problem for utopian phantasies, is it ;)

    oh i was talking about inexpensive in the sense that you don't need the energy liberated from the mass of an entire galaxy in order to do it

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    autono-wally, erotibot300autono-wally, erotibot300 love machine Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    bongi wrote: »
    bongi wrote: »
    bongi wrote: »
    one thing i've never understood

    is that in all these utopian visions of the future that nerds and tfs (sorry tfs i love you) have

    they all can travel faster than light

    why do we assume that this will be the case when all evidence points to 'we will never travel faster than light'?

    probabky wormholes. you'de never be actually travelling faster than the speed of light, wouldn't you?

    yeah except we still have to find an inexpensive way to distort space-time

    Money really isn't a problem for utopian phantasies, is it ;)

    oh i was talking about inexpensive in the sense that you don't need the energy liberated from the mass of an entire galaxy in order to do it

    That wikipedia article mentions that for a 1 meter wormhole you'd need a mass of strange matter that'd be about as big as jupiter. that's huge, but not absolutely out of any imaginable proportions

    Besides, wouldn't even a microscopically tiny wormhole which barely lets electromagnetic signals pass mean instant communication to and from anywhere in the universe?

    This sounds kinda cool

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    Synthetic OrangeSynthetic Orange Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
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    bongibongi regular
    edited February 2008
    bongi wrote: »
    bongi wrote: »
    bongi wrote: »
    one thing i've never understood

    is that in all these utopian visions of the future that nerds and tfs (sorry tfs i love you) have

    they all can travel faster than light

    why do we assume that this will be the case when all evidence points to 'we will never travel faster than light'?

    probabky wormholes. you'de never be actually travelling faster than the speed of light, wouldn't you?

    yeah except we still have to find an inexpensive way to distort space-time

    Money really isn't a problem for utopian phantasies, is it ;)

    oh i was talking about inexpensive in the sense that you don't need the energy liberated from the mass of an entire galaxy in order to do it

    That wikipedia article mentions that for a 1 meter wormhole you'd need a mass of strange matter that'd be about as big as jupiter. that's huge, but not absolutely out of any imaginable proportions

    Besides, wouldn't even a microscopically tiny wormhole which barely lets electromagnetic signals pass mean instant communication to and from anywhere in the universe?

    This sounds kinda cool
    yeah but to communicate with anything you'd have to travel to the other end first!

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    ColdbrandColdbrand Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    bongi wrote: »
    all i'm saying is that in a big fight between dinosaurs and other more awesome types of animals, the dinosaurs go down hard

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    He's right you know.

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    VITRUVIAN DONG

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    L|amaL|ama Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    shit why did he have to draw a small one.

    I mean what aliens are going to impressed by that? Should've drawn a third leg (yeah I know aliens weren't his intention, but I doubt they modified it for voyager).

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    Synthetic OrangeSynthetic Orange Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    He's a grower, not a shower.

    I wonder if they're going to assume that we've got 8 limbs.

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    BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    L|ama wrote: »
    shit why did he have to draw a small one.

    I mean what aliens are going to impressed by that? Should've drawn a third leg (yeah I know aliens weren't his intention, but I doubt they modified it for voyager).

    The ancient Greeks found large male genitalia to be distasteful. Renaissance artists followed suit.
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    KilljoyKilljoy __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2008
    He's a grower, not a shower.

    I wonder if they're going to assume that we've got 8 limbs.

    More likely they'll assume we're wheel-people.

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    L|amaL|ama Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Yeah well people ages ago also thought fat people were hot so screw them.

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    GoldenSeducerGoldenSeducer AAAAAUGH!! Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    My uncle is a retired physicist and now currently fiddles around with electronics and has discovered the chemistry of the perfect cup of coffee. Science is awesome.

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    L|amaL|ama Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Biologists do it for life.

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    TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
    For Darwin day the campus rational thought group (lol atheists) handed out stickers saying "I Support Science!" for free

    Pretty sweet

    I know this because I saw one on my friend's binder, and because I got an email about it (I got put on the mailing list when I got third in an essay writing contest they held oh yeah here's my horn baby toot toot mothafucka)

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