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[Chit] 20k nerds! aka lesser posters get graded (by me) within
The Green Eyed Monster
i blame hip hopRegistered User regular
i blame hip hopRegistered User regular
That's right, somehow, somewhere, I wasted my life making twenty thousand posts on this forum, that means like I can type a lot and that I hit the submit button with much less personal editing than the rest of you. So fuck you.
That also means that I'm going to grade you in this post.
WHICH MEANS THE RULES THAT ARE EXPLAINED BELOW (right there, beneath this, fucking n00b) ARE:
If you reply to this post, I am going to give a numerical score out of 10 as to how I feel about you as a poster on the PA Forums. Why do I get to do this? Because I have 20,000 posts, and you do not. Why did other people with 20,000+ posts not get to do this? Because they are suckers and didn't think to do it for themselves. Fucking idiots, I thought posting was supposed to be fun. I may sometimes offer justification for your paltry score, I may not at others. Don't complain, you don't have 20k posts, and if you do, fuck you.
Yes, this is cliquey. Yes, this is nerdy. Yes, this is nonsense, but dammit we're entitled to have fun sometimes. As for the rest of you with less posts than me (of which there are many), who are for some reason ashamed of your post count because it like somehow indicates that you hang out on the internet -- get over it, post in here, enjoy the nerdery, and have some fun.
Maybe some day, if you type as fast, edit less, and hit submit more, you can have an obnoxious, cliquey, smarmy post just like me. Until then, keep posting playa, and realize that the -57 score I just gave you might have been better if you had sent me those ROMs like I asked.
That also means that I'm going to grade you in this post.
WHICH MEANS THE RULES THAT ARE EXPLAINED BELOW (right there, beneath this, fucking n00b) ARE:
If you reply to this post, I am going to give a numerical score out of 10 as to how I feel about you as a poster on the PA Forums. Why do I get to do this? Because I have 20,000 posts, and you do not. Why did other people with 20,000+ posts not get to do this? Because they are suckers and didn't think to do it for themselves. Fucking idiots, I thought posting was supposed to be fun. I may sometimes offer justification for your paltry score, I may not at others. Don't complain, you don't have 20k posts, and if you do, fuck you.
Yes, this is cliquey. Yes, this is nerdy. Yes, this is nonsense, but dammit we're entitled to have fun sometimes. As for the rest of you with less posts than me (of which there are many), who are for some reason ashamed of your post count because it like somehow indicates that you hang out on the internet -- get over it, post in here, enjoy the nerdery, and have some fun.
Maybe some day, if you type as fast, edit less, and hit submit more, you can have an obnoxious, cliquey, smarmy post just like me. Until then, keep posting playa, and realize that the -57 score I just gave you might have been better if you had sent me those ROMs like I asked.
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well i will now...
edit: lol. beat'd
Edit: Wow, 8.2k apparently.
I'm guessing he quits before this hits page 3.
Wait, shit.
(This is me begging to be raped)
Simply because I can't give a perfect score on my first post.
I have had this package -- and I am not fucking lying -- for over a year to send to Variable. I purchased things, I pulled some personal items, I made some CDs, and I've sworn to myself that I would send it to this kind man on the East Coast, not just because he was my Secret Satanee, but because he was awesome. And still it sits. It's literally about a foot and a half away from me as I type this. I've moved it twice, not even packaging it up too much because I like want it right on top so that I can remember to send it the moment that I have the time and money to send it, etc. etc. etc.
It's becoming part of my personal mania. The day I finally send this package will be the great turning point of my life. I have fantasies about it. I have fantasies about the amazon.com packages I will send afterwards to make up for the fact that I haven't sent this package sitting right here literally feet from me.
And Variable has been patient and kind the whole time.
And beyond that he's hilarious. And he worked at Radio Shack, which okay thinking about it again makes him only an 8.5/10.
So final score 8.5/10.
Gundam: Andy = the universe as it really exists, Buzz is the theist with his magical thinking. The other toys are fine with Andy being the universe, but Buzz has to come to terms with the fact that he'd been lying to himself the entire time.
love ya man.
I will eke out my cowardly existence, even on this harsh landscape
this landscape dominated by greens
if nothing else, you are a conversation piece whenever I meet other members from PA. Plus you lived in Toowong, just like I did, which is one of the dumbest place names ever, and makes me laugh every time I think about it.
But then again you're a mod. Sorry -- mods get no points.
0/10.
I think that means I'm healthy.
Next time I'm having a bad day, hopefully this thought will pop into my head. and I will be at peace.
I think this is the de facto chat...?... anyway saying goodnight, thanks for the review, I'll read whatever else you get done tomorrow.
good luck all.
I mean there's only ten points to hand out here, what do you really expect me to do with this?
You post about music -- bonus -- but then again the vegan thing. You have opinions that I frequently agree with, but then the commune. You ride bikes, which is awesome, but like East Bay -- have you made plans to make it to San Francisco yet?
But then again maybe I'm totally getting you mixed up with someone else and this is going to be totally embarrassing on my part. This will probably happen a few times in this thread.
2/10 -- minus 19 points for being in a commune, minus 7 for being vegan.
Believe me, it's hardly kissing ass. :P
you are a member of the pennyhood just like everyone else.
time to get your ass reamed.
At least you lost the numbers, I would've docked you points for that.
Because if not, I want to start one. >.>
I do post about music though. So you got one thing right, I guess.
Just do me first, you know you want to!
Oh don't we sound cocky, Mr. 8.5? :P
You're a self-hating vegan?
I beat him at Scrabble. I'm still pretty upset I haven't gotten my chat thread.
I wonder if I've broken 30K yet.
Edit: yup, just shy of 31k.