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Can you hit a softball? RAISE!

wawkinwawkin Registered User regular
edited February 2008 in Social Entropy++
Clearly we are all in the wrong line of work...

http://www.cnn.com/2008/CRIME/02/11/prison.boss/index.html?eref=rss_topstories

Seriously, I can knock a softball at lesat 250 yards, consistently. Thats gotta be far enough for a homerun.

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    ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    You mean 250 feet. 250 yards is good for a teeoff on the golf course.

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    wawkinwawkin Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Butters wrote: »
    You mean 250 feet. 250 yards is good for a teeoff on the golf course.

    err, yea. haha

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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] regular
    edited February 2008
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    CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    i can knock the shit out of a softball

    but not 2 and a half football fields

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    JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    If a homerun in softball is only 250 feet then all this stuff about girls being just as good at sports as guys is bullshit

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    STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Obligatory steroids post.

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    wawkinwawkin Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    wawkin wrote: »
    Clearly we are all in the wrong line of work...

    http://www.cnn.com/2008/CRIME/02/11/prison.boss/index.html?eref=rss_topstories

    Seriously, I can knock a softball at lesat 250 yards, consistently. Thats gotta be far enough for a homerun.
    are your arms made of cannon or maybe robot

    You know Jax, from MK? He was my prototype.

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    CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    i do fucking enjoy some softball though

    it is pretty damn fun

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    FortyTwoFortyTwo strongest man in the world The Land of Pleasant Living Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    250 YARDS?!

    That is 750 Feet.

    Considering that would be a homerun out of EVERY ballpark in America I say you are a poor judge of distance.

    Also - WTF Florida?!

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    wawkinwawkin Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Javen wrote: »
    If a homerun in softball is only 250 feet then all this stuff about girls being just as good at sports as guys is bullshit

    Googling.

    edit: 225 ft is max for girls softball, thats 16u and 18u. Extrapolate to max of 300ft for a guys prison league. That isn't far at all.

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    lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    how much ya bench?

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    FortyTwoFortyTwo strongest man in the world The Land of Pleasant Living Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    i do fucking enjoy some softball though

    it is pretty damn fun

    I am looking forward to the faculty vs senior softball game this spring. We have beaten the seniors at volleyball and basketball thus far.

    I want the sweep, especially playing a sport I am actually GOOD at.

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    ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Javen wrote: »
    If a homerun in softball is only 250 feet then all this stuff about girls being just as good at sports as guys is bullshit

    Hitting a softball out of the park is actually pretty hard. The trajectory is easily affected and it pops up like a motherfucker.

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    CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    i hadnt played any type of baseball/softball type sport since high school

    i joined up on our church team this past year and it took me a while to get the hang of it again

    but by halfway through the season i was hitting consistantly and i make a hell of a catcher

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    wawkinwawkin Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    FortyTwo wrote: »
    i do fucking enjoy some softball though

    it is pretty damn fun

    I am looking forward to the faculty vs senior softball game this spring. We have beaten the seniors at volleyball and basketball thus far.

    I want the sweep, especially playing a sport I am actually GOOD at.

    How did you win in Basketball? Isnt that supposed to be the 'gimme' for the seniors? Do you play by any rules that require certain numbers of the opposite sex in the game at all times?

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    When I was in highschool, the girls softball team was the place where the dyke hung out. Bull dykes. Tubesock lesbians. Rosie O'Donnel type.

    Uggos.

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    wawkinwawkin Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    I believe drunken orgies should be standard after every sports game. I don't know how we've gone this far as a socity and not established that as tradition, if not law.

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    If boosin' and whorin' are wrong, I don't want to be right.

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    CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    wawkin wrote: »
    I believe drunken orgies should be standard after every sports game. I don't know how we've gone this far as a socity and not established that as tradition, if not law.
    you are about 2200 years too late there, champ

    haha

    history

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    msuitepyonmsuitepyon Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    I could go for an orgy...

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    ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Hunter wrote: »
    When I was in highschool, the girls softball team was the place where the dyke hung out. Bull dykes. Tubesock lesbians. Rosie O'Donnel type.

    Uggos.

    The bigger broads?

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    wawkinwawkin Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    wawkin wrote: »
    I believe drunken orgies should be standard after every sports game. I don't know how we've gone this far as a socity and not established that as tradition, if not law.
    you are about 2200 years too late there, champ

    I always thought I was born in the wrong time period. How have we not surpassed the Romans and Greeks in debauchery? Our society sucks. Fucking puritans

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Butters wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    When I was in highschool, the girls softball team was the place where the dyke hung out. Bull dykes. Tubesock lesbians. Rosie O'Donnel type.

    Uggos.

    The bigger broads?

    Thick chicks.

    EDIT: Except there was always like 1 or 2 normal to hot girls who were just sporty. It was odd.

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    FortyTwoFortyTwo strongest man in the world The Land of Pleasant Living Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    wawkin wrote: »
    FortyTwo wrote: »
    i do fucking enjoy some softball though

    it is pretty damn fun

    I am looking forward to the faculty vs senior softball game this spring. We have beaten the seniors at volleyball and basketball thus far.

    I want the sweep, especially playing a sport I am actually GOOD at.

    How did you win in Basketball? Isnt that supposed to be the 'gimme' for the seniors? Do you play by any rules that require certain numbers of the opposite sex in the game at all times?

    No. All boys, we just won. No one on the basketball team though, they weren't allowed to play. don't want anyone on the team getting injured during a stupid fundraiser game.

    We got on a real nice run. Me and my VP are both pretty tall, tallest guys out there. We definitely won the rebounding war and a couple blocked shots. After we got up to a 10 point lead at the end of the game they started taking bad shots.

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    wawkinwawkin Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Hunter wrote: »
    Butters wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    When I was in highschool, the girls softball team was the place where the dyke hung out. Bull dykes. Tubesock lesbians. Rosie O'Donnel type.

    Uggos.

    The bigger broads?

    Thick chicks.

    EDIT: Except there was always like 1 or 2 normal to hot girls who were just sporty. It was odd.

    Just like girls lax. Not that any of them are fat. All athletic, just mostly butter faces. Yet girls soccer? Omg, the busty beauties that played that sport.
    I remember playing soccer in hs. Anytime we had to run, we would always detour around the girls soccer practice.

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    tinyfisttinyfist Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    illusions_prison_c.jpg

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    KarnackKarnack Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    It ended about as badly as a game of catch could end.

    "White power!"

    "But I'm...white."

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