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[Miniphalla] Phalla Cup Soccer: TIE GAME

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  • cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Regent Chantry of NightmaresRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Ah, but who's the Overlord now?

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    Well, good morning. Welcome to the new scenario. What should we do today?
  • InfidelInfidel Heretic Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Am I still the Vassal?

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  • cheezcheez Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    cj, I'll have you know that your Disgaea Phalla made me pick up the game for my PSP.

    Which I'm currently playing.

    cheez on
  • cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Regent Chantry of NightmaresRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Wise choice.
    But you'll need 2 next.
    And so will Jester.
    ;-)

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  • cheezcheez Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Haha, yeah. It didn't take me long to realize that my character wasn't in 1.

    cheez on
  • cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Regent Chantry of NightmaresRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
    I didn't spoil much if any of 1's story, fortunately. 2's... not so much.

    I'm still working on Disgaea PSP. I think I'm at the halfway point. I decided to finish FFT first.

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  • cheezcheez Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    That's a somewhat freaky coincidence. I was in the middle of FFT when I got Disgaea, and I held off on starting it until I finished FFT.

    I'm up to the final area in Disgaea now, but I haven't gotten very far in the optional areas. Prinny Land's the only one I've even unlocked.

    cheez on
  • cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Regent Chantry of NightmaresRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
    The optional areas are the stuff of nightmares.

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  • CrovaxanCrovaxan Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    im thorowin my lot in with !vote CJ some pretty suspicious stuff goin on. although why cheez got away scott free i'll never know.

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  • cheezcheez Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Hmm. I think I'll go with TehSpectre.

    cheez on
  • TehSpectreTehSpectre @PixelateJake on TwitterRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
    At least we are beginning to see the sides for what they are. :P

    TehSpectre on
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  • visiblehowlvisiblehowl He/Him Neutron Nerd Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Somehow I doubt that's true, TehSpectre.

    I shudder to think what my vote could be construed to mean, so I'm going to settle for a completely safe B:L vote.

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  • TehSpectreTehSpectre @PixelateJake on TwitterRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Somehow I doubt that's true, TehSpectre.

    I shudder to think what my vote could be construed to mean, so I'm going to settle for a completely safe B:L vote.
    CJ is obviously an Infidel and I am a God Emporer.

    What is not to understand?

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  • visiblehowlvisiblehowl He/Him Neutron Nerd Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    TehSpectre wrote: »
    Somehow I doubt that's true, TehSpectre.

    I shudder to think what my vote could be construed to mean, so I'm going to settle for a completely safe B:L vote.
    CJ is obviously an Infidel and I am a God Emporer.

    What is not to understand?

    I'll bet money it's actually the other way around.

    You sly dog.

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  • Jester313Jester313 Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Wait. CJ, were you talking about me a few posts up?

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  • TehSpectreTehSpectre @PixelateJake on TwitterRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
    TehSpectre wrote: »
    Somehow I doubt that's true, TehSpectre.

    I shudder to think what my vote could be construed to mean, so I'm going to settle for a completely safe B:L vote.
    CJ is obviously an Infidel and I am a God Emporer.

    What is not to understand?

    I'll bet money it's actually the other way around.

    You sly dog.
    Except that it is (Maximus reasoning) logically correct, I am not calling for anyone to contact me, as well as cj never defending himself or calling me a liar.

    I mean, you get clear cut, and then you get clear cut.

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  • visiblehowlvisiblehowl He/Him Neutron Nerd Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    You're basing your reasoning on a few assumptions. Namely, that 1) Maximus actually contacted cj iwakura, 2) cj iwakura is not, in fact, a God Emperor, 3) cj iwakura is either a vigilante or is in contact with a vigilante.

    That's hardly what I'd call "clear cut", TehSpectre.

    I'm sticking with my theory.

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  • TehSpectreTehSpectre @PixelateJake on TwitterRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
    I can assure you that Maximus contacted him at the very least.

    He has done it the last 3 games in a row.

    Funny how he (the coach) died that night.

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  • visiblehowlvisiblehowl He/Him Neutron Nerd Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    *shrug* Guess we'll find out soon.

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  • cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Regent Chantry of NightmaresRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Maximus didn't contact me.

    Also, reference to the Disgaea role, Jester; nothing major.

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  • TehSpectreTehSpectre @PixelateJake on TwitterRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
    cj iwakura wrote: »
    Maximus didn't contact me.

    Also, reference to the Disgaea role, Jester; nothing major.
    You are such a liar.

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  • visiblehowlvisiblehowl He/Him Neutron Nerd Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    TehSpectre wrote: »
    I am such a liar.

    :P

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  • RendRend Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    I'm back from dinner, sorry about lateness number 2. Results forthcoming.

    Rend on
  • TehSpectreTehSpectre @PixelateJake on TwitterRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Hey Cheez, it was cool how you dodged the vote, but can you dodge this?!

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  • visiblehowlvisiblehowl He/Him Neutron Nerd Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Ahahaha, that's such a fantastic picture!

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  • TehSpectreTehSpectre @PixelateJake on TwitterRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
    TehSpectre wrote: »
    Hey Cheez, it was cool how you dodged the vote, but can you dodge this?!

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    Ahahaha, that's such a fantastic picture!
    The God Emporers fight dirty.

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  • RendRend Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Results:

    --PENALTY KICK HAS BEEN CALLED--
    The God Emperors shoot...... AND SCORE!!!
    cj iwakura (God Emperor Goal) has been scored!

    ---

    The God Emperors shoot...... AND SCORE!!!
    cheez (Infidelity Goal) has been scored!

    TehSpectre (God Emperor Foul Player) was killed by collar detonation!

    The score is now: Infidelity - 1 :: God Emperors - 1

    --Eliminated Players--
    cj iwakura - God Emperor Goal
    cheez - Infidelity Goal
    TehSpectre - God Emperor Foul Player


    PMs going out. Narration to come after PMs.

    Rend on
  • TehSpectreTehSpectre @PixelateJake on TwitterRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Well, at least I broke even with my hunches.

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  • visiblehowlvisiblehowl He/Him Neutron Nerd Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Wait, what?

    The God Emperors scored on themselves?

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  • AegisAegis Not Quite TorontoRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Okay, now I'm completely confused.

    Aegis on
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  • AegisAegis Not Quite TorontoRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Real men play soccer with no goalkeepers!

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  • EgosEgos Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Aegis wrote: »
    Okay, now I'm completely confused.

    the Goddies basically screwed themselves over... i'm not really surprised I don't know the vast majority of my team.

    Egos on
  • cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Regent Chantry of NightmaresRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Not very trusting, were we? ...ooo.

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  • RendRend Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    TehSpectre lined up for the shot.

    As his team's penalty kicker, this was his sworn duty. What little time he saw on the field was critical to the team's success. He had been personally responsible for the victory of the Spectre 500 over 48 times, and a couple more, if you really want to get into it.

    Player Profile: TehSpectre
    Position: Penalty Kicker
    Accuracy: 13,000.14%

    He was unbeatable.

    He lined up the shot... drew back, and...

    Just as planned. The goalie dove right where he wanted him to. After this long in Phalla cup, he'd learned to read the goal keepers like a book. There was no way cj iwakura would be misse-

    Wait...

    Ohhhhhh crap.....

    ----

    The ball raced down in the hands of the God Emperor striker. Again, he lined up the shot, but Cheez was a master Goal, he would not be easy to hit, and the Goal Keeper for the Infidelity was famous. He had survived over 13 games this season, and he was aiming for just one more.

    True to form, the Infidelity Goal Keeper was upon him as soon as he entered the box... but he knew exactly what he would do. He quickly scissor'd the ball, passing it deftly to the cherry picker. But, oh no! He'd passed it to the wrong player. He was standing exactly where a cherry picker should, but he was an Infidelity player!

    The Infidelity cherry picker looked at the grass. Someday, someday he would score. Someday he would get the glory- what's this, then? The ball landed at his feet.

    He didn't think twice.

    Less than half a microsecond later, Cheez had been score-

    Wait...

    Ohhhhhhh crap......


    BILL: Well, John, looks like an interesting second half of the first half this has been!

    JOHN: Indeed it has, Bill. it seems _both_ teams have actually scored on their _own_ goal this round!

    BILL: Well, I haven't seen anything this ridiculous since the Raging Gumps went head-to-head against The B:Lazil!

    JOHN: So, Bill, who do we have as the crowd favorite, this round?

    BILL: Well, today the audience has selected TehSpectre as the detonation! His accuracy is over a thousand percent, you know.

    JOHN: You played a good game, TehSpectre. Cheers, and we'll see you wherever all us Phalla Cup Soccer players go. Don't haunt us, now!

    Rend on
  • RendRend Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    All PMs are out, half time has begun.

    Real men play soccer during half-time.

    The score:
    Infidelity - 1
    God Emperors - 1

    Rend on
  • visiblehowlvisiblehowl He/Him Neutron Nerd Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    What the hell is going on??

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  • Jester313Jester313 Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    If you figure it out Visiblehowl, let the rest of us know.

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  • DevoutlyApatheticDevoutlyApathetic Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Well....uh...fuck. That was special.

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  • cheezcheez Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Yay, team!

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    cheez on
  • AegisAegis Not Quite TorontoRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Oh god, I can't stop watching that...

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