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[Mini-phalla] Baldur's Phalla - Good and Viconia win!

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  • EgosEgos Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    just out of curiousity; am i the only one that thought Saemon Havarian ruled?

    Egos on
  • AegisAegis Not Quite TorontoRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
    FrostMist wrote: »
    yeah - but that's what game makers are :P

    And DMs.

    Aegis on
    We'll see how long this blog lasts
    Currently DMing: None :(
    Characters
    [5e] Dural Melairkyn - AC 18 | HP 40 | Melee +5/1d8+3 | Spell +4/DC 12
  • KrataLightbladeKrataLightblade Registered User
    edited February 2008
    Egos wrote: »
    just out of curiousity; am i the only one that thought Saemon Havarian ruled?

    Yes.

    Or at least, you'd better have been. *L*

    KrataLightblade on
    LEVEL 50 SWORD JUGGLER/WIZARD!
  • FrostMistFrostMist NorwayRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Aegis wrote: »
    And DMs.

    very good point :twisted: Just happen to be a DM myself :P

    FrostMist on
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  • BurnageBurnage Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Egos wrote: »
    just out of curiousity; am i the only one that thought Saemon Havarian ruled?

    I killed him every time.

    Burnage on
  • RainfallRainfall Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Saemon was such an ass.

    I really hated most of the NPCs aside from Sarevok, Koveras, the
    doppelganger Elminsters
    and yeah, that's it.

    I loved all the party members, though. They're awesome.

    Rainfall on
  • OatsOats Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Here's what you do: find a rich man. Kill him. Find a richer man; kill him too. HACK AND SLASH YOUR WAY TO WEALTH!

    Oats on
  • EgosEgos Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Its funny for some reason I thought I found his honesty about how much of a douche he was rather refreshing- that and his accent.

    Egos on
  • AegisAegis Not Quite TorontoRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Rainfall wrote: »
    Saemon was such an ass.

    I really hated most of the NPCs aside from Sarevok, Koveras, the
    doppelganger Elminsters
    and yeah, that's it.

    I loved all the party members, though. They're awesome.

    Except Yoshimo. I never really clicked with him. Of course, considering his eventual story progression I can understand why a bit.

    Aegis on
    We'll see how long this blog lasts
    Currently DMing: None :(
    Characters
    [5e] Dural Melairkyn - AC 18 | HP 40 | Melee +5/1d8+3 | Spell +4/DC 12
  • AegisAegis Not Quite TorontoRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Oatway wrote: »
    Here's what you do: find a rich man. Kill him. Find a richer man; kill him too. HACK AND SLASH YOUR WAY TO WEALTH!

    Now if I were an evil DM, I would place a deadly poison trap on every single rich man's coinpurse.

    Aegis on
    We'll see how long this blog lasts
    Currently DMing: None :(
    Characters
    [5e] Dural Melairkyn - AC 18 | HP 40 | Melee +5/1d8+3 | Spell +4/DC 12
  • KrataLightbladeKrataLightblade Registered User
    edited February 2008
    Aegis wrote: »
    Oatway wrote: »
    Here's what you do: find a rich man. Kill him. Find a richer man; kill him too. HACK AND SLASH YOUR WAY TO WEALTH!

    Now if I were an evil DM, I would place a deadly poison trap on every single rich man's coinpurse.

    That's when you get assistants.

    You do the killing, they do the searching of the bodies.

    Then you pick up the pieces when they're all dead.

    KrataLightblade on
    LEVEL 50 SWORD JUGGLER/WIZARD!
  • AegisAegis Not Quite TorontoRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Aegis wrote: »
    Oatway wrote: »
    Here's what you do: find a rich man. Kill him. Find a richer man; kill him too. HACK AND SLASH YOUR WAY TO WEALTH!

    Now if I were an evil DM, I would place a deadly area effect poison trap on every single rich man's coinpurse.

    That's when you get assistants.

    You do the killing, they do the searching of the bodies.

    Then you pick up the pieces when they're all dead.

    I amend my previous nefarious scheme in light of this new evidence.

    Aegis on
    We'll see how long this blog lasts
    Currently DMing: None :(
    Characters
    [5e] Dural Melairkyn - AC 18 | HP 40 | Melee +5/1d8+3 | Spell +4/DC 12
  • NATIKNATIK Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Get a Cloak of Algernon and charm everyone into leaving their things unattended, far easier.

    NATIK on
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  • RainfallRainfall Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Man, the Nymph Cloak+hiding in BG1 was so much fun. I'd charm half of the enemies in those stupidly hard bounty hunter groups and let them fight it out amongst themselves, and then throw down as many fireballs as Xan could handle.

    Rainfall on
  • MaximusMaximus Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    God Xan was nearly as good as Minsc with his quotes. Reminded me of Marvin from Hitchhiker's Guide.

    Maximus on
  • RainfallRainfall Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    'Our quest is vain!'

    'We're all doomed!'

    Yeah, I loved that guy.

    Rainfall on
  • FrostMistFrostMist NorwayRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Let the games begin!

    FrostMist on
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  • Look Out it's Sabs!Look Out it's Sabs! Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    I got my role pm, time for the awesome to start!

    Look Out it's Sabs! on
    NNID: Sabuiy
    3DS: 2852-6809-9411
  • EgosEgos Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Are you someone awesome, Sabs?

    Egos on
  • FrostMistFrostMist NorwayRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Sabs is awesome? that's not good, atleast not if he's not on my team!

    FrostMist on
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  • Look Out it's Sabs!Look Out it's Sabs! Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Egos wrote: »
    Are you someone awesome, Sabs?

    I'm always awesome, what a stupid question.

    Look Out it's Sabs! on
    NNID: Sabuiy
    3DS: 2852-6809-9411
  • EgosEgos Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Egos wrote: »
    Are you someone awesome, Sabs?

    I'm always awesome, what a stupid question.


    *Holds his head down in shame*

    Egos on
  • HylianbunnyHylianbunny Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Sabs is awesome? First I've heard of it.

    Hylianbunny on
  • AegisAegis Not Quite TorontoRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Egos wrote: »
    Egos wrote: »
    Are you someone awesome, Sabs?

    I'm always awesome, what a stupid question.


    *Holds his head down in shame*

    *steals his coinpurse while flat-footed and distracted*

    Aegis on
    We'll see how long this blog lasts
    Currently DMing: None :(
    Characters
    [5e] Dural Melairkyn - AC 18 | HP 40 | Melee +5/1d8+3 | Spell +4/DC 12
  • Look Out it's Sabs!Look Out it's Sabs! Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Sabs is awesome? First I've heard of it.

    We try and keep the uncool out of the loop.

    Look Out it's Sabs! on
    NNID: Sabuiy
    3DS: 2852-6809-9411
  • TehSpectreTehSpectre @PixelateJake on TwitterRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Erhm, !Reserve.

    TehSpectre on
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  • OatsOats Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Sabs is awesome? First I've heard of it.

    Wow... I didn't realize this was you without the text fuckery.

    . . .

    I miss Xel'lotath

    Oats on
  • M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    So guys, what is happenin?

    M.D. on
  • Look Out it's Sabs!Look Out it's Sabs! Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    So guys, what is happenin?

    Boo!

    Look Out it's Sabs! on
    NNID: Sabuiy
    3DS: 2852-6809-9411
  • KrataLightbladeKrataLightblade Registered User
    edited February 2008
    So guys, what is happenin?

    That depends.

    Tell me who you are, and I'll tell you what you eat.

    KrataLightblade on
    LEVEL 50 SWORD JUGGLER/WIZARD!
  • NATIKNATIK Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    We left the walls of candlekeep :'(, poor Gorion, Sarevok died, people got captured, minsc got angry and alot of evil died. Now we are all fighting the last fight for Bhaals powers I guess.

    NATIK on
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  • ObbiObbi Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2008
    Man, what is that

    booin' Mr. D

    the hell's wrong with you

    Obbi on
  • FrostMistFrostMist NorwayRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
    maybe someone ran out of cookies?

    FrostMist on
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  • M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Obbi has my back.

    And Sabs, I thought we had something.

    Krata I will tell you who I am if you are gonna give me something awesome to eat.

    M.D. on
  • BurnageBurnage Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    The battle raged on through the bowels of hell for what seemed an eternity, neither side willing to admit defeat. On one hand, the defenders of the realm, lead by a young man who, a scant few months ago, seemed to have no future except running errands for absent-minded monks. On the other, a cabal of the greatest evil the realms had ever seen, villains all, intent on grasping the glory that the young man represented.

    The battle raged, when a lethal blow was about to be struck... and everything stopped.

    And then, from beyond the carnage, applause.

    "Well done, very well done."
    "Cyric?", the young man replied.
    "Ah, I see you've managed to remember my name this time. And yes, it is I. I know I was told to not interact with this display, but... oooooh, it does entertain me so. And I think I would like you all to amuse me a while longer."
    "Us, amuse you? Never, treacherous dog! Have at thee, braggart!", Anomen screamed.

    And when Cyric snapped his fingers, Anomen stopped screaming. And breathing.

    "Do you expect us to miss him?", Viconia sighed.
    "No, not at all," the God continued, "But... let us see how you deal with this situation. Farewell!"

    And with that, Cyric vanished. Confusion abounded for a brief moment, before it dissipated back into the battle. Amidst the chaos, the elf Irenicus finally came to blows with Sarevok, the scourge of Baldur's Gate. Sword against magic, Bhaalspawn against thief, they battled - until both managed to slay each other. As they slid to the floor together, those surrounding them gasped, for there was no longer Irenicus and Sarevok, but Valygar and Mazzy, two companions of the youth from Candlekeep.

    "Cyric", Aerie wailed. Or someone bearing Aerie's face, at the least.

    The group paused, not knowing who was who.

    A voice piped up... "Wisdom can only be possessed by the learned. This calls for that wisdom."


    Anomen was killed by Cyric!
    Mazzy was killed by Valygar!
    Valygar was killed by Mazzy!


    GAME ON!
    Round One will end 11.59pm GMT, on the 14th.

    Burnage on
  • Look Out it's Sabs!Look Out it's Sabs! Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Obbi wrote: »
    Man, what is that

    booin' Mr. D

    the hell's wrong with you

    Why are we hating on the animals?

    Look Out it's Sabs! on
    NNID: Sabuiy
    3DS: 2852-6809-9411
  • OatsOats Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Oh score. Anomen died!

    Oats on
  • ObbiObbi Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2008
    Are...you some sort of druid?!

    Obbi on
  • NATIKNATIK Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Damnable Cyric playing with our minds.

    NATIK on
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  • Look Out it's Sabs!Look Out it's Sabs! Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Obbi wrote: »
    Are...you some sort of druid?!

    No but I like aiming for the eyes.

    Look Out it's Sabs! on
    NNID: Sabuiy
    3DS: 2852-6809-9411
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