Nerf still awesome even today! (NSF56k)

bloodyroarxx

Kids fucking love Nerf guns and Nerf keeps putting them out. Lets take a trip down memory lane


Everyone remembers this badboy, this was the one that started it all.


then we went into things like this the ballzooka which were awesome, easy to use and very rapid firing rates.


The Nerf action line was fucking awesome it gave us shit like the Sneakshot which could shoot around corners


it also gave us the Razorbeat which while was an awesome crank operated belt fed chaingun it always was impossible to crank for any average 10 year old




Years passed and nothing really awesome came out then came this:



The Maverick - Easy to use cheap and VERY effective, it also didn't hurt that was was showcased in a PA comic it also got a recent redesign (the yellow one)



around the same time as the Maverick came the Longshot which was awesome because it was a bolt action clip fed sniper rifle with a built in bipod and then it even could separate into 2 guns, seriously how awesome was that!
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Now comes this:

The Nerf Nerf Vulcan EBF-25 its a BELT FED (25 shots) battery operated (6 D-cells) pivoting tripod mounted chain gun like seriously this is fucking amazing and all for only 40$

like its fucking huge look at this shit



More info in the spoiler

Hasbro also showed off the Nerf Vulcan EBF-25. While it doesn't double as a Wii accessory, the Vulcan stood out as one of the most extreme examples of Nerf warfare yet. The Vulcan is a tripod-mounted, motorized Nerf machine gun that uses an ammo belt and storage box to fire up to 25 Nerf darts without reloading. It runs on 6 'D' batteries, and also features an N-strike clip for using additional tactical lights, scopes, or sights. The Vulcan already seems like a fearsome Nerf gun, but its motorized system and pivoting tripod practically beg for some enterprising toy modder to drill, cut, and solder on some servo motors and make their very own Nerf sentry turret. The Nerf Vulcan EBF-25 ships in Fall 2008, with a retail price of $40.

iusehappymod

my friends and I play Russian Roulette with The Maverick, and it is fucking intense.

Blake T

I remember the thread that we had about this last week.

Raijin Quickfoot

Endorsed by TITAN

Kazhiim

holy tits I want that sentry

Harrier

Oh my Jesus Christ they made a NERF version of Jesse Ventura's gun from Predator

Blake T

The only thing you need to do with that belt fed nerf gun is buy like six of the belts and daisy chain them together.

Faricazy

balls i did not see that picture before

it is of good size

and looks awesome

oh fuckk

Blake T

I just find it funny how ridiculously huge the guy playing with it is.

Harrier

Weren't they also coming out with a NERF pistol that had all kinds of accessories and shit you could put on it?

Faricazy

is that the real box?

i like how it has like a middle-aged balding dude on the front

Penguin Incarnate

Jesus Christ. This is the third one of these threads in a week.

Faricazy

that's it, i've held off buying a maverick long enough

next week

Penguin Incarnate

Raijin Quickfoot wrote: »

Endorsed by TITAN

The gay porn company?

Raijin Quickfoot

Penguin Incarnate wrote: »

Raijin Quickfoot wrote: »

Endorsed by TITAN

The gay porn company?

The gay porn company, the American Gladiator, and Prometheus.

IpseDixit

http://forums.penny-arcade.com/showthread.php?t=49986

Brainleech

Faricazy wrote: »

that's it, i've held off buying a maverick long enough

next week

When I go to the grocery store in the morning then the fellow passengers of the car will know fear

Penguin Incarnate

And don't forget the other fucking Nerf thread another guy made with the Vulcan head lining it.

But that would have required effort.

Centipede Damascus

Titan looks so shiny in that picture.

Penguin Incarnate

Here you go.

IpseDixit

Penguin Incarnate wrote: »

And don't forget the other fucking Nerf thread another guy made with the Vulcan head lining it.

But that would have required effort.

Apparently if it's not on the first page it doesn't exist.

Penguin Incarnate

How silly of me.

Wallhitter

Oh god.

The Nerf Vulcan. Oh my fucking god.

As soon as I get my card ready I am buying all these fucking guns.

B.C.

I will give so much money to the man who finds a way to turn this into an automated sentry gun.
Because then we'll have all the proper nerf guns to recreate Team Fortress 2.

Wallhitter

B.C. wrote: »

I will give so much money to the man who finds a way to turn this into an automated sentry gun.
Because then we'll have all the proper nerf guns to recreate Team Fortress 2.

SPY SAPPIN MAH FOAM DARTS

Moriveth

BloodyRoarXX wrote: »

More info in the spoiler

Hasbro also showed off the Nerf Vulcan EBF-25. While it doesn't double as a Wii accessory, the Vulcan stood out as one of the most extreme examples of Nerf warfare yet. The Vulcan is a tripod-mounted, motorized Nerf machine gun that uses an ammo belt and storage box to fire up to 25 Nerf darts without reloading. It runs on 6 'D' batteries, and also features an N-strike clip for using additional tactical lights, scopes, or sights. The Vulcan already seems like a fearsome Nerf gun, but its motorized system and pivoting tripod practically beg for some enterprising toy modder to drill, cut, and solder on some servo motors and make their very own Nerf sentry turret. The Nerf Vulcan EBF-25 ships in Fall 2008, with a retail price of $40.

Man, the angle of this photo is just weird.

B.C.

The only real thing we wouldn't be able to recreate properly is the Pyro.

Bendery It Like Beckham

All other nerf guns have a kid featuring the gun.

this one seems to have a balding middle aged man on it.

Moriveth

A balding middle aged man who looks like he has titties, yes.

Bendery It Like Beckham

also neck beard.

Moriveth

Basically, this is what all the kids in the Nerf commercials will end up looking like.

Volucrisus Aedrius

Moriveth wrote: »

Basically, this is what all the kids in the Nerf commercials will end up looking like.

Not true:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-1ZQoE1fdgY

Goatmon

Man this brings back memories. Also, that Vulcan is simply amazing. I'd have killed for something like that as a kid.

No, seriously; If someone had offered me that gun in exchange for another child's life, I wouldn't have hesitated.

Faricazy

BUMP FOR HOLY FUCKING JESUS



click for bigger picture

OH MY GOD

OH MY GOD

Faricazy

whoops fucked up the link

here is the hi-res one:

http://cache.kotaku.com/assets/images/gallery/9/2008/08/thumb1280x1280_2776730656_2a33839e74_o.jpg

Futore

That thing better actually have some power and not shoot the usual 18 feet like most Nerf brand guns

To Slip Away

Remember these?

I remember having alot of these, and having a kind of nerf football war type thing in grade school with these.

Faricazy

Futore wrote: »

That thing better actually have some power and not shoot the usual 18 feet like most Nerf brand guns

mind quoting the picture post? the first one.

Goatmon

Faricazy wrote: »

BUMP FOR HOLY FUCKING JESUS



click for bigger picture

OH MY GOD

OH MY GOD

fap fap fap

The_Scarab

Faricazy wrote: »

whoops fucked up the link

here is the hi-res one:

fuck me.

my office is going to be like the gates of hell, impregnable and impassable.

Faricazy

there are odd things in that picture hmm

a remote detonator?


a terrorist plastic flamingo?