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  • PeewiPeewi Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Despite what little we do know, I know that I'm going to need either a 360 or a new computer.

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  • MalachMalach Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    People will also shoot you. With their guns.

    On another topic, I want to see some vehicle carnage. If you're in a car chase and hit someone, I want your car to flip up in the air and then careen into several cars below.

    And there needs to be lots of fire.

    I was playing Crackdown last night, and I was in a Los Muertes car trying to run down some baddies when they somehow managed to shoot out my front tires at once. The car suddenly flipped over, doing a full roll in mid air before crashing down tireless.

    Seeing as how that was made by these guys...I think they'd be inclined to do it. Obviously vehicles will be a much bigger part this time around since last time...well you don't really need them eventually.

    Malach on
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  • KupiKupi Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    I want a City of Heroes-style character creation demo as soon as possible.

    Kupi on
    My favorite musical instrument is the air-raid siren.
  • The DeliveratorThe Deliverator Slingin Pies The California BurbclavesRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Kupi wrote: »
    I want a City of Heroes-style character creation demo as soon as possible.
    Yes. This would be great. I might spend way too much time with it though.

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  • PharezonPharezon Struggle is an illusion. Victory is in the Qun.Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    I wonder how many types of cars will be available or if there might be helicopters in game too.

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  • Crimson KingCrimson King Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Willeth wrote: »
    As much as I hate to be another one of these guys, this is important.
    bet you thought there'd be a picture here

    Yes, a thousand times yes. Can I be your Sam Tyler?

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  • MadroxMadrox NYRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
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  • PharezonPharezon Struggle is an illusion. Victory is in the Qun.Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    where is that from?

    Pharezon on
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  • MadroxMadrox NYRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Pharezon wrote: »
    where is that from?

    New Police Story

    8-)

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  • PharezonPharezon Struggle is an illusion. Victory is in the Qun.Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Madrox wrote: »
    Pharezon wrote: »
    where is that from?

    New Police Story

    8-)

    Just wiki'd it. Sounds like a cool film.

    Pharezon on
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  • SaigaSaiga Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    I wonder if criminals can wear... War paint of sorts, I need to get my laughs some how.

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  • Captain ElevenCaptain Eleven The last card is a kronk Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
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  • RCagentRCagent Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Jesus Christ. A Thought just dawned on me. A 4-chan criminal gang.

    They shall be the most dangerous gang of all time. With their pedobear minivans and cat busses.

    RCagent on
  • BehumatBehumat Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    This game looks awesome! I so want to go johnny law. I plan to make a beat cop, complete with well pressed blue shirt, cute little cap, shiny brass badge, and a friendly smile. I shall name him Officer Saftey First. And whenever he blows some punk to hell and gone with his rocket launcher, it will be to the comforting tones of "Remember kids! Saftey first!"

    And I swear, the first time I bump into some gothed out punk dressed up as the crow, I don't care if he's committing a crime or not, I'm putting one right between his eyes.

    And here's my posse.
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  • manaleak34manaleak34 Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
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    Alternatively...
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  • ImpersonatorImpersonator Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    RCagent wrote: »
    Jesus Christ. A Thought just dawned on me. A 4-chan criminal gang.

    They shall be the most dangerous gang of all time. With their pedobear minivans and cat busses.

    D:

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  • desperaterobotsdesperaterobots perth, ausRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
    oh. my. god.

    this game is the beginning and the end of so many college educations.

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  • MgcwMgcw Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    I think you mean beginning of the end...

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  • DashuiDashui Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    RCagent wrote: »
    Jesus Christ. A Thought just dawned on me. A 4-chan criminal gang.

    They shall be the most dangerous gang of all time. With their pedobear minivans and cat busses.

    It looks like the game has a similar paint system like Forza 2. In fact, it looks almost exactly like Forza 2's system, so it's pretty likely we'll see some pedobear minivans. :P It looks like you can use that system for painting clothes, too. The game should have a ton of variety online in what you see from the players.

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  • PharezonPharezon Struggle is an illusion. Victory is in the Qun.Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Dashui wrote: »
    RCagent wrote: »
    Jesus Christ. A Thought just dawned on me. A 4-chan criminal gang.

    They shall be the most dangerous gang of all time. With their pedobear minivans and cat busses.

    It looks like the game has a similar paint system like Forza 2. In fact, it looks almost exactly like Forza 2's system, so it's pretty likely we'll see some pedobear minivans. :P It looks like you can use that system for painting clothes, too. The game should have a ton of variety online in what you see from the players.

    I expect nazi markings within a day of release which are then banned.

    Pharezon on
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  • Last SonLast Son Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Dashui wrote: »
    RCagent wrote: »
    Jesus Christ. A Thought just dawned on me. A 4-chan criminal gang.

    They shall be the most dangerous gang of all time. With their pedobear minivans and cat busses.

    It looks like the game has a similar paint system like Forza 2. In fact, it looks almost exactly like Forza 2's system, so it's pretty likely we'll see some pedobear minivans. :P It looks like you can use that system for painting clothes, too. The game should have a ton of variety online in what you see from the players.

    Yea, during one of the interviews they mentioned that one of the things you'll want in a clan is someone who is skilled at drawing/creating designs.

    I wonder what the rules will be regarding obscene/profanity things on clothes/cars/tattoos. Cause you know there is going to be a ton of of it being made.

    Last Son on
  • DashuiDashui Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Last Son wrote: »
    Dashui wrote: »
    RCagent wrote: »
    Jesus Christ. A Thought just dawned on me. A 4-chan criminal gang.

    They shall be the most dangerous gang of all time. With their pedobear minivans and cat busses.

    It looks like the game has a similar paint system like Forza 2. In fact, it looks almost exactly like Forza 2's system, so it's pretty likely we'll see some pedobear minivans. :P It looks like you can use that system for painting clothes, too. The game should have a ton of variety online in what you see from the players.

    Yea, during one of the interviews they mentioned that one of the things you'll want in a clan is someone who is skilled at drawing/creating designs.

    I wonder what the rules will be regarding obscene/profanity things on clothes/cars/tattoos. Cause you know there is going to be a ton of of it being made.

    I'm sure the developers will go through and make sure there's nothing too obscene, or perhaps even things that may violate copyrights, but it is going to be an M rated game. That'll probably give some leeway in the obscene things we can put on our cars and clothes.

    Dashui on
    Xbox Live, PSN & Origin: Vacorsis 3DS: 2638-0037-166
  • zimfanzimfan Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    This game seems amazing...

    Nuff Said

    zimfan on
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  • randombattlerandombattle Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    RCagent wrote: »
    Jesus Christ. A Thought just dawned on me. A 4-chan criminal gang.

    They shall be the most dangerous gang of all time. With their pedobear minivans and cat busses.

    Then we shall have to blow up the vans.

    Fox news style

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    I never asked for this!
  • DashuiDashui Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    What should our logo be?

    Dashui on
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  • Mr PeepersMr Peepers Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Dashui wrote: »
    What should our logo be?

    Fruit Fucker might be a good choice.

    It's terrible that the first thing that popped into my head was 'penis'.

    Mr Peepers on
  • PharezonPharezon Struggle is an illusion. Victory is in the Qun.Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Mr Peepers wrote: »
    Dashui wrote: »
    What should our logo be?

    Fruit Fucker might be a good choice.

    It's terrible that the first thing that popped into my head was 'penis'.

    Well at least you know you're PA.

    Pharezon on
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  • Mr PeepersMr Peepers Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Pharezon wrote: »
    Mr Peepers wrote: »
    Dashui wrote: »
    What should our logo be?

    Fruit Fucker might be a good choice.

    It's terrible that the first thing that popped into my head was 'penis'.

    Well at least you know you're PA.

    I'm afraid of taking ink blot tests. I just know its gonna be wangs and vaginas.

    Mr Peepers on
  • PharezonPharezon Struggle is an illusion. Victory is in the Qun.Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Mr Peepers wrote: »
    Pharezon wrote: »
    Mr Peepers wrote: »
    Dashui wrote: »
    What should our logo be?

    Fruit Fucker might be a good choice.

    It's terrible that the first thing that popped into my head was 'penis'.

    Well at least you know you're PA.

    I'm afraid of taking ink blot tests. I just know its gonna be wangs and vaginas.

    You mean they aren't?......D:

    Pharezon on
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  • AxenAxen My avatar is Excalibur. Yes, the sword.Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Okay! We need a name, a symbol, and a theme song!

    "Go Team" on 3! 1, 2, 3 GO TEAM!

    Axen on
    A Capellan's favorite sheath for any blade is your back.
  • RCagentRCagent Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Dashui wrote: »
    Last Son wrote: »
    Dashui wrote: »
    RCagent wrote: »
    Jesus Christ. A Thought just dawned on me. A 4-chan criminal gang.

    They shall be the most dangerous gang of all time. With their pedobear minivans and cat busses.

    It looks like the game has a similar paint system like Forza 2. In fact, it looks almost exactly like Forza 2's system, so it's pretty likely we'll see some pedobear minivans. :P It looks like you can use that system for painting clothes, too. The game should have a ton of variety online in what you see from the players.

    Yea, during one of the interviews they mentioned that one of the things you'll want in a clan is someone who is skilled at drawing/creating designs.

    I wonder what the rules will be regarding obscene/profanity things on clothes/cars/tattoos. Cause you know there is going to be a ton of of it being made.

    I'm sure the developers will go through and make sure there's nothing too obscene, or perhaps even things that may violate copyrights, but it is going to be an M rated game. That'll probably give some leeway in the obscene things we can put on our cars and clothes.

    Or you know, they could deal with those things the FUN way...

    ALL POINTS BULLETIN Neo-Nazi driving sportscar with a huge wang on the front side, all officers seek and arrest suspect.

    RCagent on
  • AxenAxen My avatar is Excalibur. Yes, the sword.Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    RCagent wrote: »
    Dashui wrote: »
    Last Son wrote: »
    Dashui wrote: »
    RCagent wrote: »
    Jesus Christ. A Thought just dawned on me. A 4-chan criminal gang.

    They shall be the most dangerous gang of all time. With their pedobear minivans and cat busses.

    It looks like the game has a similar paint system like Forza 2. In fact, it looks almost exactly like Forza 2's system, so it's pretty likely we'll see some pedobear minivans. :P It looks like you can use that system for painting clothes, too. The game should have a ton of variety online in what you see from the players.

    Yea, during one of the interviews they mentioned that one of the things you'll want in a clan is someone who is skilled at drawing/creating designs.

    I wonder what the rules will be regarding obscene/profanity things on clothes/cars/tattoos. Cause you know there is going to be a ton of of it being made.

    I'm sure the developers will go through and make sure there's nothing too obscene, or perhaps even things that may violate copyrights, but it is going to be an M rated game. That'll probably give some leeway in the obscene things we can put on our cars and clothes.

    Or you know, they could deal with those things the FUN way...

    ALL POINTS BULLETIN Neo-Nazi driving sportscar with a huge wang on the front side, all officers seek and arrest suspect.


    There is also someone you can turn to in this event.
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    Axen on
    A Capellan's favorite sheath for any blade is your back.
  • LiQuid!LiQuid! Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    I predict this game's world is going to be filled to the brim with advertisement.

    LiQuid! on
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  • reVersereVerse Attack and Dethrone God Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Well, aslong as the ads look like they belong (it's a modern city, shouldn't be too hard), I won't have a problem with that.

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  • LewiePLewieP Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    reVerse wrote: »
    Well, aslong as the ads look like they belong (it's a modern city, shouldn't be too hard), I won't have a problem with that.

    That is because you are wrong.

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  • reVersereVerse Attack and Dethrone God Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    LewieP wrote: »
    reVerse wrote: »
    Well, aslong as the ads look like they belong (it's a modern city, shouldn't be too hard), I won't have a problem with that.

    That is because you are wrong.

    Yes, of course, because a completely ad free city would look so real.

    reVerse on
  • CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    The GTA fake ads are good. I want funny fake ads in this game.

    Couscous on
  • FugaFuga Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    I want funny radio channels!

    Fuga on
  • LewiePLewieP Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    reVerse wrote: »
    LewieP wrote: »
    reVerse wrote: »
    Well, aslong as the ads look like they belong (it's a modern city, shouldn't be too hard), I won't have a problem with that.

    That is because you are wrong.

    Yes, of course, because a completely ad free city would look so real.

    I'm not just going to argue in this thread, but read this thread, and you will see why.

    LewieP on
  • eelektrikeelektrik Southern CaliforniaRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
    LewieP wrote: »
    reVerse wrote: »
    LewieP wrote: »
    reVerse wrote: »
    Well, aslong as the ads look like they belong (it's a modern city, shouldn't be too hard), I won't have a problem with that.

    That is because you are wrong.

    Yes, of course, because a completely ad free city would look so real.

    I'm not just going to argue in this thread, but read this thread, and you will see why.

    I'm sorry that you don't care for them, but to me giant Coke billboards in a modern day city make the game feel more realistic to me. I only see it as a problem if it doesn't fit the setting of the game and ruins my immersion.

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