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A [Chat] story

ElkiElki get busyModerator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
edited February 2008 in Debate and/or Discourse
Once upon a time, there was a chat in a place not named D&D. Its inhabitants, though once upon a time tolerable, became disgusting little creatures that were very hard to manage. And the disgusting little things lost their chat for never controlling themselves. The end!

Chat thread = the relaxed, community thread of D&D.
Chat thread != a cesspool where you can act like idiots.

My fables are pretty subtle, don't you think?


Edit: In other words, no more drunken-chats, or drinking-games. Ever.



Edit:

I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE!

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  • Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo We are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourse Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Well, that was an unexpectedly short chat thread. Also, I won at sleep last night. Won so hard.

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  • JamesJames Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Perhaps the shortest official chat thread?

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  • DynagripDynagrip Break me a million hearts HoustonRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2008
    I think I missed something.

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  • AldoAldo Hippo Hooray Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Did I miss drama?

    Also:

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    Sam & Max <3

    Aldo on
  • TarranonTarranon Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    This is completely out of left field.

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    On the black screen
  • DynagripDynagrip Break me a million hearts HoustonRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2008
    uh, nevermind.

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  • LeitnerLeitner Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    I think I've missed something, and nothing particularly bad appears to be in the previous [chat], though to be fair I only read the last page or so. Is this to do with Gim and his 'hypothetical' or what? This parabel needs to be more accurate so everyone not there can know what to discourage and avoid.

    Has something been handed on high from a real mod or something?

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  • JamesJames Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Yeah, I don't know what's going on. If this is not one of Elk's elaborate jokes, I think he needs to be more specific.

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  • clownfoodclownfood packet pusher in the wallsRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Evening [Chat]

    what seems to be all the hub-bub?

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  • TehSpectreTehSpectre Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    I think he is telling us the story of G&T chat.

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  • Hi I'm Vee!Hi I'm Vee! Formerly VH; She/Her; Is an E X P E R I E N C E Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Okay sure, but what is the relevance to the D&D [chat]?

    Did a bunch of shit go down that got deleted or something?

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  • TarranonTarranon Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    I'm going to hazard a guess and say it probably had something to do with either the piss drinking, or semi regular drunken antics.

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  • TehSpectreTehSpectre Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    I assume that Elks just wanted to tell us a tale of old.

    Nothing happened in the previous chat to my knowledge and I was up all night.

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  • SamiSami Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Was it me?

    I'm sorry if it was.

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  • TehSpectreTehSpectre Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Hell, you may have been drunk, but yours was hardly a drunk post, Sami.

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  • TarranonTarranon Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Yeah, I doubt it was any one person's fault.

    There may just be an aura the staff is taking issue with.

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  • AldoAldo Hippo Hooray Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    I say we get more top hats and monocles in, maybe grow some fancy moustaches while we're at it.

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  • JamesJames Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Aldo wrote: »
    I say we get more top hats and monocles in, maybe grow some fancy moustaches while we're at it.

    Speaking of which I'm trying to grow a beard. It's not very good at all yet. But it will be! Oh, it will be.

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  • clownfoodclownfood packet pusher in the wallsRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
    This is my idea of a fancy mustache

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  • FrosteeyFrosteey Elaise 1521-2945-8940Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    You know what aren't disgusting little creatures?

    [Swedish Fish][/spoiler]

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  • LeitnerLeitner Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    James wrote: »
    Aldo wrote: »
    I say we get more top hats and monocles in, maybe grow some fancy moustaches while we're at it.

    Speaking of which I'm trying to grow a beard. It's not very good at all yet. But it will be! Oh, it will be.

    Son, facial hair never looks good. Some men can get away with some stubble, but more then that? Unthinkably awful.

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  • JamesJames Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    clownfood wrote: »
    This is my idea of a fancy mustache

    Woah, manly!

    I think that's too '80s, and it needs the full beard. For example:

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    or

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  • TarranonTarranon Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Leitner wrote: »
    James wrote: »
    Aldo wrote: »
    I say we get more top hats and monocles in, maybe grow some fancy moustaches while we're at it.

    Speaking of which I'm trying to grow a beard. It's not very good at all yet. But it will be! Oh, it will be.

    Son, facial hair never looks good. Some men can get away with some stubble, but more then that? Unthinkably awful.
    I beg to differ
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  • JamesJames Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Leitner wrote: »
    James wrote: »
    Aldo wrote: »
    I say we get more top hats and monocles in, maybe grow some fancy moustaches while we're at it.

    Speaking of which I'm trying to grow a beard. It's not very good at all yet. But it will be! Oh, it will be.

    Son, facial hair never looks good. Some men can get away with some stubble, but more then that? Unthinkably awful.

    Facial hair doesn't look good on nerds who can't do it right or people who are still growing it out. It can look good!

    James on
  • FrosteeyFrosteey Elaise 1521-2945-8940Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Tarranon wrote: »
    Leitner wrote: »
    James wrote: »
    Aldo wrote: »
    I say we get more top hats and monocles in, maybe grow some fancy moustaches while we're at it.

    Speaking of which I'm trying to grow a beard. It's not very good at all yet. But it will be! Oh, it will be.

    Son, facial hair never looks good. Some men can get away with some stubble, but more then that? Unthinkably awful.
    I beg to differ
    Julesferry.jpg

    That man desperately requires a mohawk.

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  • JamesJames Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Also, my cats have plenty of facial hair. In fact, it covers their entire face (except the nose), and they look fine!

    James on
  • LeitnerLeitner Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    James wrote: »
    Leitner wrote: »
    James wrote: »
    Aldo wrote: »
    I say we get more top hats and monocles in, maybe grow some fancy moustaches while we're at it.

    Speaking of which I'm trying to grow a beard. It's not very good at all yet. But it will be! Oh, it will be.

    Son, facial hair never looks good. Some men can get away with some stubble, but more then that? Unthinkably awful.

    Facial hair doesn't look good on nerds who can't do it right or people who are still growing it out. It can look good!

    Okay, well more accurately a very small number of people can rock facial hair, akin to the number of people who can wear a trench coat without looking ridiculous. It's very, very unlikely you're one of them.

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  • Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo We are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourse Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    James wrote: »
    Also, my cats have plenty of facial hair. In fact, it covers their entire face (except the nose), and they look fine!
    Sounds like somebody isn't shaving their cats carefully enough.

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  • Hi I'm Vee!Hi I'm Vee! Formerly VH; She/Her; Is an E X P E R I E N C E Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    I just saw a youtube of the opening scene of the Dawn of the Dead remake.

    Holy shit, why haven't I seen this movie?

    Wait, do I have the DVD?

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  • JamesJames Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Leitner wrote: »
    James wrote: »
    Leitner wrote: »
    James wrote: »
    Aldo wrote: »
    I say we get more top hats and monocles in, maybe grow some fancy moustaches while we're at it.

    Speaking of which I'm trying to grow a beard. It's not very good at all yet. But it will be! Oh, it will be.

    Son, facial hair never looks good. Some men can get away with some stubble, but more then that? Unthinkably awful.

    Facial hair doesn't look good on nerds who can't do it right or people who are still growing it out. It can look good!

    Okay, well more accurately a very small number of people can rock facial hair, akin to the number of people who can wear a trench coat without looking ridiculous. It's very, very unlikely you're one of them.

    Eh, I'll never know unless I try it out.

    James on
  • Hi I'm Vee!Hi I'm Vee! Formerly VH; She/Her; Is an E X P E R I E N C E Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Holy shit, I do have the DVD!

    ...

    I don't want to watch it at 4:00 in the morning, though.

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  • TehSpectreTehSpectre Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    VH, the Dawn of the Dead remake is awesome!

    Runners are scarier than shamblers.

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  • Hi I'm Vee!Hi I'm Vee! Formerly VH; She/Her; Is an E X P E R I E N C E Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Yeah, that's true.

    I kind of like shamblers better, though. It sort of equalizes the two sides.

    I'm more interested in zombies as a plot device than a horror method. I like movies that show the devastating effects of zombies on society as a whole, and how society reacts to zombies.

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  • AldoAldo Hippo Hooray Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    James, you will look ridiculous with a beard.

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  • JamesJames Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Aldo wrote: »
    James, you will look ridiculous with a beard.

    Yeah, while I'm wearing makeup!

    James on
  • AldoAldo Hippo Hooray Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    James wrote: »
    Aldo wrote: »
    James, you will look ridiculous with a beard.

    Yeah, while I'm wearing makeup!

    babyface+beard just doesn't work. Give it up!

    Aldo on
  • JamesJames Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Aldo wrote: »
    James wrote: »
    Aldo wrote: »
    James, you will look ridiculous with a beard.

    Yeah, while I'm wearing makeup!

    babyface+beard just doesn't work. Give it up!

    What is babyface?

    James on
  • Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo We are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourse Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    A face like Matthew Perry's.

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  • HaphazardHaphazard Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    A face like John Cusack's.

    Ahem. :P

    "Morning."

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  • Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo We are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourse Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Curse you and your better example.

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