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The Hands-Free Contest has Begun! if you ask for porn i will lock this thread - orik
Straightzi
Here we may reign secure, and in my choice,To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
Here we may reign secure, and in my choice,To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
Masturbation. Yes, another thread about that. But this thread is not about masturbation in the normal sense. It is about the lack of masturbation. Social Entropy Plus Plus, we are having a contest. A contest to see who, truly, is the Master of His Domain!
Here's how it works. You say you want to sign up for the contest, I say okay, and your name goes on a list. You are not allowed to get off in any way, shape or form for the duration of the contest. And the contest lasts until there's nobody left. If you, somehow, accidentally, get off, or give in to the pressure, you post here and tell us, and you're out. And no, I don't care if you have a girlfriend/boyfriend/non-gendered-sexual-friend. Don't enter the contest if that's gonna be a problem. And yeah, I guess women are allowed to compete, but we won't count you as real competitors, just like every other sporting event.
And no, there will probably not be a prize other than the prestige that comes from not having natural male urges as much as every other dude here. So if some twins offer you a threesome, this is not a good excuse.
So now, who's up for it? The contest shall begin at 5 PM EST, Monday March Third. Tell me if you want to sign up.
You are allowed to send people in the contest porn if they are cool with being sent porn. However, you must be in the contest to do so. So no just sitting outside sending porn at us. Additionally, the recipient must be cool with being sent porn. And I don't want to turn this thread into one big jerkfest of people offering PMs of shit and so on, so you must make a blanket statement that you are okay with porn being sent to you. PM me or IM me or whatever, and I'll put it in the OP. The assumption however should be that people are not cool with porn being randomly sent to them. Of course, one interesting exception to this, is that even if you are out of the contest, you can continue to send things to people in the contest, so long as you were in it at one point.
Competitors (send porn to contestants in red):
1. Straightzi
2. Lol!
3. Fire Truck
4. Kusuguttai
5. Centipede Damascus
6. Killjoy
7. Bibble
8. Veretas
9. Grandaddy Delicious
10. DarkPrimus
11. [strike]The Plain Girl From The Low-Quality American Remake Of The Office[/strike]- 7 hours
12. Wallhitter
13. Beef Avenger
14. tehcoolryan
15. rockmonkey
16. WhiteZinfandel
17. froggy
18. Regicid3
19. Metzger Meister
20. The Otaku Suppository
21. OmegaTofuNinja
22. Jimothy
23. Vladimer
24. SLAMMU
25. Silvoculous
26. GFishy
27. Monkeyfeet
28. Dakal
29. DodgeBlan
30. Shankill Butcher
31. laughingfuzzball
32. PotU
33. Einhander
34. Lahn
35. 435
36. Zot
37. Shifty Fister
38. Synthetic Orange
39. mully
40. Dichotomy
41. Big Red Tie
42. Fiz
43. Tossrock
44. B.C.
45. Dee Kae
46. Kayne Red Robe
47. tugga
48. Redimpulse
49. Kadith
50. Sami
51. Franko
52. Redeemer
53. the wook
54. neville
55. Malkor
56. Campion
57. Vorus
58. Meissnerd
59. Stale
60. SageinaRage
61. Junpei
62. Skull Man
63. kitch
64. 6_Vitium_6_Concubine_6
65. casper_27d
66. Karl
67. redfenix
68. Matsuhito
69. ascot
70. Qorzm
71. stimtokolos
72. FlatEric
73. Raneados
74. [strike]Kazhiim[/strike]- 45 Minutes
75. Keith
76. Inquisitor
77. CorpseRT
78. Pb
79. BoredGamer
80. blackpyr
81. Munkus Beaver
82. Koshian
83. Food
84. Smasher
85. Polago
86. Bedlam
87. Vivixenne
88. Cum Hero
89. Javen
90. Bad-Beat
91. Samoris
92. Mr Peepers
93. Faricrazy
94. Zombiemambo
95. Mayday
96. Raslin
97. Cold Salmon and Hatred
98. BlackCloud
99. Mr. Henry Bemis
100. sdrawkcaB emaN
101. Faceless Coward
102. Procrastinator
103. [strike]Buddy Lee[/strike]- 9 Hours
104. Hobnail
105. Shawxn
106. wezoin
Also guys if you complain too much Orikae has the ability to ban you, and he certainly will use it. So don't do that, it's just masturbation.
Here's how it works. You say you want to sign up for the contest, I say okay, and your name goes on a list. You are not allowed to get off in any way, shape or form for the duration of the contest. And the contest lasts until there's nobody left. If you, somehow, accidentally, get off, or give in to the pressure, you post here and tell us, and you're out. And no, I don't care if you have a girlfriend/boyfriend/non-gendered-sexual-friend. Don't enter the contest if that's gonna be a problem. And yeah, I guess women are allowed to compete, but we won't count you as real competitors, just like every other sporting event.
And no, there will probably not be a prize other than the prestige that comes from not having natural male urges as much as every other dude here. So if some twins offer you a threesome, this is not a good excuse.
So now, who's up for it? The contest shall begin at 5 PM EST, Monday March Third. Tell me if you want to sign up.
You are allowed to send people in the contest porn if they are cool with being sent porn. However, you must be in the contest to do so. So no just sitting outside sending porn at us. Additionally, the recipient must be cool with being sent porn. And I don't want to turn this thread into one big jerkfest of people offering PMs of shit and so on, so you must make a blanket statement that you are okay with porn being sent to you. PM me or IM me or whatever, and I'll put it in the OP. The assumption however should be that people are not cool with porn being randomly sent to them. Of course, one interesting exception to this, is that even if you are out of the contest, you can continue to send things to people in the contest, so long as you were in it at one point.
Competitors (send porn to contestants in red):
1. Straightzi
2. Lol!
3. Fire Truck
4. Kusuguttai
5. Centipede Damascus
6. Killjoy
7. Bibble
8. Veretas
9. Grandaddy Delicious
10. DarkPrimus
11. [strike]The Plain Girl From The Low-Quality American Remake Of The Office[/strike]- 7 hours
12. Wallhitter
13. Beef Avenger
14. tehcoolryan
15. rockmonkey
16. WhiteZinfandel
17. froggy
18. Regicid3
19. Metzger Meister
20. The Otaku Suppository
21. OmegaTofuNinja
22. Jimothy
23. Vladimer
24. SLAMMU
25. Silvoculous
26. GFishy
27. Monkeyfeet
28. Dakal
29. DodgeBlan
30. Shankill Butcher
31. laughingfuzzball
32. PotU
33. Einhander
34. Lahn
35. 435
36. Zot
37. Shifty Fister
38. Synthetic Orange
39. mully
40. Dichotomy
41. Big Red Tie
42. Fiz
43. Tossrock
44. B.C.
45. Dee Kae
46. Kayne Red Robe
47. tugga
48. Redimpulse
49. Kadith
50. Sami
51. Franko
52. Redeemer
53. the wook
54. neville
55. Malkor
56. Campion
57. Vorus
58. Meissnerd
59. Stale
60. SageinaRage
61. Junpei
62. Skull Man
63. kitch
64. 6_Vitium_6_Concubine_6
65. casper_27d
66. Karl
67. redfenix
68. Matsuhito
69. ascot
70. Qorzm
71. stimtokolos
72. FlatEric
73. Raneados
74. [strike]Kazhiim[/strike]- 45 Minutes
75. Keith
76. Inquisitor
77. CorpseRT
78. Pb
79. BoredGamer
80. blackpyr
81. Munkus Beaver
82. Koshian
83. Food
84. Smasher
85. Polago
86. Bedlam
87. Vivixenne
88. Cum Hero
89. Javen
90. Bad-Beat
91. Samoris
92. Mr Peepers
93. Faricrazy
94. Zombiemambo
95. Mayday
96. Raslin
97. Cold Salmon and Hatred
98. BlackCloud
99. Mr. Henry Bemis
100. sdrawkcaB emaN
101. Faceless Coward
102. Procrastinator
103. [strike]Buddy Lee[/strike]- 9 Hours
104. Hobnail
105. Shawxn
106. wezoin
Also guys if you complain too much Orikae has the ability to ban you, and he certainly will use it. So don't do that, it's just masturbation.
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I'm in!
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It's not that hard to stop masturbating for a time how long is the question
Go go random schoolboy erections.
OH MAN
I CAN FEEL MY SEMEN BUILDING UP ALREADY
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your girlfriend
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butt
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new zealand
Sad but true
It seems today's youth cannot go 5 minutes without tossing off
As in I can go a long time without and also spit in bitches faces.
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My mom won the lottery
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I have considered correcting my mistake, but have chosen to let the original work stand on its own.
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I'm not playing your crazy little game.
Do not try to win, you will only lose.
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it's been so long since the last one, i think its time.
I don't think we've had one in a long time, have we?
Honestly if we get to that point I'll probably call it a draw.
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Good thing it doesn't start 'till Monday then.
add me
So good luck resisting animal urges
I have a boyfriend and that is what he is there for.
the last one was so terrible they were banned
i don't know if that's still in effect, but i know i wish it was
I would have got away with it if it weren't for you meddling kids.
Yeah pretty much. You wouldn't really count anyways, on account of your ladyness.
so much jerkin it this weekend
Have you remembered to feed him today