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The Hands-Free Contest has Begun! if you ask for porn i will lock this thread - orik

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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2008
    mully wrote: »
    Well, I was in until I read that "do not get off in any way" bit.
    I have a boyfriend and that is what he is there for.

    yeah, i know, right? i have a girlfriend and i use her solely for sex

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  • BibbleBibble __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2008
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    Fuck that shit.

    I'm not playing your crazy little game.

    pussy

    Bibble on
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  • WallhitterWallhitter Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    I'll try a hand at this. Or rather, no hand.

    Wallhitter on
  • Beef AvengerBeef Avenger Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Feeling masochistic, throw me in there too.

    Beef Avenger on
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  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    I'm just gonna start sending you guys porn all during the week.

    And by porn I mean pictures of me.

    Pornographic pictures of me.

    You wont be able to control yourselves.

    ChicoBlue on
  • Dr.FunkensteinDr.Funkenstein Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Aw fuck I'm in.

    Dr.Funkenstein on
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  • StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Orik I promise to not make this horrible. Or at least try. It'll probably be horrible, but don't blame me.

    Straightzi on
  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    chico can't play because he already has blue balls

    Centipede Damascus on
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  • rockmonkeyrockmonkey Little RockRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
    I'll play your little game.

    fuck... already? god damnit, I'm out guys. Someone needs to sub in for me.

    rockmonkey on
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  • WhiteZinfandelWhiteZinfandel Your insides Let me show you themRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
    I'm in. It's been months since I've gone two days without honking the horn. I look forward to the changed perspective.

    WhiteZinfandel on
  • telcustelcus Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    but jerkin it is the best thing you can do

    telcus on
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  • froggyfroggy Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    i'm in.

    froggy on
  • Regicid3Regicid3 Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    What if I have a wet dream? Am I out?

    I'm in... I've got a few days left of sweet, sweet masturbation.

    Regicid3 on
  • mullymully Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Centipede Damascus wrote: »
    mully wrote: »
    Well, I was in until I read that "do not get off in any way" bit.
    I have a boyfriend and that is what he is there for.

    Have you remembered to feed him today

    there's an eating joke there that i really don't want to make, so just assume the worst

    mully on
  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    seinfeld was a fucking terrible show

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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2008
    quetzi, if you can stop people from vomiting "OH GOD I'M SO FUCKING HORNY" all over the place i want to know how

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  • BibbleBibble __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2008
    mully wrote: »
    Centipede Damascus wrote: »
    mully wrote: »
    Well, I was in until I read that "do not get off in any way" bit.
    I have a boyfriend and that is what he is there for.

    Have you remembered to feed him today

    there's an eating joke there that i really don't want to make, so just assume the worst

    food fetish

    Bibble on
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  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2008
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    seinfeld was a fucking terrible show

    no.

    Kusuguttai on
  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Hypothetical situation:

    Some guy (who is mostly blue) just appears out of nowhere, knocks Centipede to the ground and jerks him off until he jizzes all over his belly.

    Is Centipede out?

    ChicoBlue on
  • telcustelcus Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    if god didn't want you to fiddle with your plumbing he would have made it a sin. jeez.

    telcus on
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  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    QUETZI


    YOU'D BETTER PUT ME IN THAT OP FOO

    Metzger Meister on
  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    Hypothetical situation:

    Some guy (who is mostly blue) just appears out of nowhere, knocks Centipede to the ground and jerks him off until he jizzes all over his belly.

    Is Centipede out?

    whos belly?

    Javen on
  • StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    Hypothetical situation:

    Some guy (who is mostly blue) just appears out of nowhere, knocks Centipede to the ground and jerks him off until he jizzes all over his belly.

    Is Centipede out?

    Unfortunately rape still counts, yes.

    Straightzi on
  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Javen wrote: »
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    Hypothetical situation:

    Some guy (who is mostly blue) just appears out of nowhere, knocks Centipede to the ground and jerks him off until he jizzes all over his belly.

    Is Centipede out?

    whos belly?

    My belly.

    ChicoBlue on
  • <3<3 Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    I had a wetdream once. It was totally random cause I jerked it a couple of days before.

    <3 on
  • The Otaku SuppositoryThe Otaku Suppository Bawstan New EnglandRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
    I'm out.

    No wait, I mean I'm in.

    This is going to be the longest 10 minutes of my life.

    The Otaku Suppository on
  • OmegaTofuNinjaOmegaTofuNinja Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    I want in

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  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    I mean

    The blue guy's belly.

    ChicoBlue on
  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    mully wrote: »
    Centipede Damascus wrote: »
    mully wrote: »
    Well, I was in until I read that "do not get off in any way" bit.
    I have a boyfriend and that is what he is there for.

    Have you remembered to feed him today

    there's an eating joke there that i really don't want to make, so just assume the worst

    Oh goodness, my innocence!

    Centipede Damascus on
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  • StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Orikaeshigitae wrote: »
    quetzi, if you can stop people from vomiting "OH GOD I'M SO FUCKING HORNY" all over the place i want to know how

    Man that could make my whole social life so much easier if I did.


    Do you want me to add in a "If you piss off myself or the mods by complaining too much then you're out of the contest regardless of your amazing fortitude stop talking about it jesus christ" rule?

    Straightzi on
  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    Javen wrote: »
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    Hypothetical situation:

    Some guy (who is mostly blue) just appears out of nowhere, knocks Centipede to the ground and jerks him off until he jizzes all over his belly.

    Is Centipede out?

    whos belly?

    My belly.

    This is all hypothetical, right?

    Centipede Damascus on
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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    this thing requires people to be honest on the internet so......

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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2008
    Straightzi wrote: »
    Orikaeshigitae wrote: »
    quetzi, if you can stop people from vomiting "OH GOD I'M SO FUCKING HORNY" all over the place i want to know how

    Man that could make my whole social life so much easier if I did.


    Do you want me to add in a "If you piss off myself or the mods by complaining too much then you're out of the contest regardless of your amazing fortitude stop talking about it jesus christ" rule?

    yeah

    say that if they complain i can ban them

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  • Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis God is love Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    seinfeld was a fucking terrible show
    bro...

    Mr. Henry Bemis on
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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Mr. Henry Bemis wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    seinfeld was a fucking terrible show
    bro...

    no it's terrible and I hate it

    PiptheFair on
  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Centipede Damascus wrote: »
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    Javen wrote: »
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    Hypothetical situation:

    Some guy (who is mostly blue) just appears out of nowhere, knocks Centipede to the ground and jerks him off until he jizzes all over his belly.

    Is Centipede out?

    whos belly?

    My belly.

    This is all hypothetical, right?

    While you're wandering down the cereal aisle in the grocery store, puzzling over which sugary and delicious breakfast food you should purchase, you'll see a flit of blue out of the corner of your eye and you will know.

    You will know that the contest is over for you.

    ChicoBlue on
  • StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Orikaeshigitae wrote: »
    Straightzi wrote: »
    Orikaeshigitae wrote: »
    quetzi, if you can stop people from vomiting "OH GOD I'M SO FUCKING HORNY" all over the place i want to know how

    Man that could make my whole social life so much easier if I did.


    Do you want me to add in a "If you piss off myself or the mods by complaining too much then you're out of the contest regardless of your amazing fortitude stop talking about it jesus christ" rule?

    yeah

    say that if they complain i can ban them

    Sounds like a plan.

    Straightzi on
  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    seinfeld managed to make his already cliched stand up even more awful through overacting and ridiculous random situations with "WOAH THATS SO WACKY" style humor

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  • JimothyJimothy Not in front of the fox he's with the owlRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
    I am most definitely in.

    Jimothy on
  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2008
    seinfeld sucks and so does his show

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