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  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Einhander wrote: »
    neville you're on the list of forumers I will send a picture of my wang to if I ever get around to taking one. Right now it's just you and Redeemer as far as I know.

    The problem is, if I'm going to take a picture of my cock, it has to be hard, and the last thing I want to do in a test to see how long I can go without orgasming is give myself an erection.

    Oh its cool
    I can wait a week or two for the picture, no problem.

    ascotarmscrossedsmiley.gif

    neville on
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  • EinhanderEinhander __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2008
    hahaha nice

    Seems like a lot of the SE++ fun can be found on MSN/AIM

    Grandmastericeshaft at hotmail is my MSN
    JeffSailHatan is my AIM

    somebody make it happen.

    Also, Polago, I can resist fapping with an erection, but at that point i'm thinking that I've gone this far already, might as well.

    Einhander on
  • TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    YaYa wrote: »
    Man, I'm gonna be at PAX, and be all "Oh hey, there's Kusu, he was part of the not masturbating competition, and he threatens to rape people. Nice guy."

    It's gonna be weird.

    I would just like to put it out there that Kusu is generally rad and you are a shit

    Tossrock on
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  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Polago wrote: »
    Einhander wrote: »
    neville you're on the list of forumers I will send a picture of my wang to if I ever get around to taking one. Right now it's just you and Redeemer as far as I know.

    The problem is, if I'm going to take a picture of my cock, it has to be hard, and the last thing I want to do in a test to see how long I can go without orgasming is give myself an erection.

    Not fapping while erect requires the will of a warrior, or someone smarter than a chimp.

    DO YOU QUALIFY?

    It's not a question of intelligence, it is willpower.
    That is why I am fully prepared to jump in the cold shower if required.

    I have intelligence.
    Willpower? Fuck that.

    neville on
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  • YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    You'll all be

    "Oh, there's Tofu. He's still winning the no whacking off competition. Huh"

    I'd probably just jump you in the hall to make you lose.

    YaYa on
  • OmegaTofuNinjaOmegaTofuNinja Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    YaYa wrote: »
    You'll all be

    "Oh, there's Tofu. He's still winning the no whacking off competition. Huh"

    I'd probably just jump you in the hall to make you lose.

    Shit, how'd you know my weakness

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  • Big Red TieBig Red Tie beautiful clydesdale style feet too hot to trotRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Tossrock wrote: »
    YaYa wrote: »
    Man, I'm gonna be at PAX, and be all "Oh hey, there's Kusu, he was part of the not masturbating competition, and he threatens to rape people. Nice guy."

    It's gonna be weird.

    I would just like to put it out there that Kusu is generally rad and you are a shit

    a shit

    singular shit

    Big Red Tie on
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    Beasteh wrote: »
    *おなら*
  • TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    just one

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  • YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    I don't even have plural privileges.

    YaYa on
  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Tossrock wrote: »
    YaYa wrote: »
    Man, I'm gonna be at PAX, and be all "Oh hey, there's Kusu, he was part of the not masturbating competition, and he threatens to rape people. Nice guy."

    It's gonna be weird.

    I would just like to put it out there that Kusu is generally rad and you are a shit

    a shit

    singular shit

    what is the cut off for this?
    like a single log?

    neville on
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  • ZonkytonkmanZonkytonkman Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    if you bring a non forumer to pax
    you need to introduce them around
    then at night
    show them posts by the people they had met
    and watch the bewilderment
    "but, he was so nice! all of his jokes are about raping children!"

    Zonkytonkman on
  • PolagoPolago Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    neville wrote: »
    Polago wrote: »
    Einhander wrote: »
    neville you're on the list of forumers I will send a picture of my wang to if I ever get around to taking one. Right now it's just you and Redeemer as far as I know.

    The problem is, if I'm going to take a picture of my cock, it has to be hard, and the last thing I want to do in a test to see how long I can go without orgasming is give myself an erection.

    Not fapping while erect requires the will of a warrior, or someone smarter than a chimp.

    DO YOU QUALIFY?

    It's not a question of intelligence, it is willpower.
    That is why I am fully prepared to jump in the cold shower if required.

    I have intelligence.
    Willpower? Fuck that.

    Mind over shaft.

    Polago on
  • WallhitterWallhitter Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    I'm still in. ALMOST considered getting off. Already I can feel such a build up.


    But I shall continue. I will be a MAN.

    Wallhitter on
  • VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Tossrock wrote: »
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    Tossrock wrote: »
    Hey viv did you see that post I made at you

    you know

    posting in your general direction

    no I didn't which one was it

    http://forums.penny-arcade.com/showthread.php?p=4697946#post4697946

    well

    shit

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  • ZonkytonkmanZonkytonkman Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    sarlacc.jpg

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  • PolagoPolago Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Working out is awesome when you're doing something like this. Hell, any activity is!

    Still miffed about having a six pack over an eight though (goddamn cadbury cream eggs), so i've got a goal for the next week or so. :)

    Polago on
  • TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    Tossrock wrote: »
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    Tossrock wrote: »
    Hey viv did you see that post I made at you

    you know

    posting in your general direction

    no I didn't which one was it

    http://forums.penny-arcade.com/showthread.php?p=4697946#post4697946

    well

    shit

    8-)

    Tossrock on
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  • Tweaked_Bat_Tweaked_Bat_ Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    You guys realise next Friday the 14th March is International Steak and BJ day.

    I already mentioned this in another thread, but I guess it's appropriate here...

    Now my gf's birthday is on the 14th... how do I convince her that my present to her is a steak and bj for me? Help me out se++

    Tweaked_Bat_ on
  • Big Red TieBig Red Tie beautiful clydesdale style feet too hot to trotRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    neville wrote: »
    Tossrock wrote: »
    YaYa wrote: »
    Man, I'm gonna be at PAX, and be all "Oh hey, there's Kusu, he was part of the not masturbating competition, and he threatens to rape people. Nice guy."

    It's gonna be weird.

    I would just like to put it out there that Kusu is generally rad and you are a shit

    a shit

    singular shit

    what is the cut off for this?
    like a single log?

    yep just one log
    none of that bullshit that small dogs do

    Big Red Tie on
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    Beasteh wrote: »
    *おなら*
  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    if you bring a non forumer to pax
    you need to introduce them around
    then at night
    show them posts by the people they had met
    and watch the bewilderment
    "but, he was so nice! all of his jokes are about raping children!"

    would that be preferable to the experience we had last time with the non forumer?

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  • EinhanderEinhander __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2008
    What happened the last time

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  • YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    I'd like to hear this too.

    YaYa on
  • ZonkytonkmanZonkytonkman Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    neville wrote: »
    if you bring a non forumer to pax
    you need to introduce them around
    then at night
    show them posts by the people they had met
    and watch the bewilderment
    "but, he was so nice! all of his jokes are about raping children!"

    would that be preferable to the experience we had last time with the non forumer?

    we should invite him again

    and make sure that what goes around comes around

    Zonkytonkman on
  • EinhanderEinhander __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2008
    I am trepidacious about my first trip to PAX.

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  • BoredGamerBoredGamer Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    How are three people already out?

    BoredGamer on
  • YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    You still on for flooding Seattle, Einhander?

    YaYa on
  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    5-6 are actually out, Quetzi's just asleep, so OP isn't updated

    neville on
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  • EinhanderEinhander __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2008
    I'm considering stealing a mobile home and just parking that shit right next to the convention center.

    Einhander on
  • BoredGamerBoredGamer Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Jesus.



    What happened guys? I mean......

    BoredGamer on
  • ZonkytonkmanZonkytonkman Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    dear ein

    are you going to javen pax?
    the last one was so much fun
    you'll have a laugh

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  • EinhanderEinhander __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2008
    I really want to but right now I'm so broke it's ridiculous.

    I worked in a market in a crappy part of town and some dudes came in and tried to rob the place, so I ran them off and locked up early. Then I called my boss and told him I didn't work there anymore. He came by and took me and my co-worker out for drinks that night and said he understands why I was quitting and wasn't mad. I've applied at quite a few different places, but haven't heard anything back so I think he's giving me a shitty reference.

    So I may be boned pretty soon once rent is due again.

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  • BoredGamerBoredGamer Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Einhander wrote: »
    I really want to but right now I'm so broke it's ridiculous.

    I worked in a market in a crappy part of town and some dudes came in and tried to rob the place, so I ran them off and locked up early. Then I called my boss and told him I didn't work there anymore. He came by and took me and my co-worker out for drinks that night and said he understands why I was quitting and wasn't mad. I've applied at quite a few different places, but haven't heard anything back so I think he's giving me a shitty reference.

    So I may be boned pretty soon once rent is due again.

    You ran off some robbers?

    That's pretty awesome man.

    BoredGamer on
  • YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Einhander wrote: »
    I really want to but right now I'm so broke it's ridiculous.

    I worked in a market in a crappy part of town and some dudes came in and tried to rob the place, so I ran them off and locked up early. Then I called my boss and told him I didn't work there anymore. He came by and took me and my co-worker out for drinks that night and said he understands why I was quitting and wasn't mad. I've applied at quite a few different places, but haven't heard anything back so I think he's giving me a shitty reference.

    So I may be boned pretty soon once rent is due again.

    Jeez, dude, are you alright?

    YaYa on
  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    some people just wanted to be in but not actually try

    some just REALLY LIKE to wank

    myself, I am off to bed

    wish me unconscious luck

    Raneados on
  • BoredGamerBoredGamer Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Don't have the sexy dreams Ran!

    BoredGamer on
  • EinhanderEinhander __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2008
    Me being a whiny bitch in the spoiler
    Well the general thing you're supposed to do is just let them have whatever they want without any trouble. This way when someone decides to rob a store, they know they can just come in and get the money and leave without resorting to violence, which keeps the clerks safe.

    But I knew the guys from the neighborhood (they had trespass orders, so I knew that if the four of them were all showing up at once something was going to happen), and there was no way in hell after the shitty day I had had that I was going to let it end by getting robbed by four fucking homeless tweakers, so I went apeshit. Another one of the worst decisions I've ever made. I probably had just as high of a chance of getting stabbed as I did of making them leave (one of them took off immediately, so that left three dudes and me in the parking lot), but I also felt extremely protective of the female coworker that was there with me.

    When I called my boss and told him it wasn't worth $8.50 an hour he seemed surprised. He was also pretty upset because the reason he had hired me was because I am a big strappling man and he felt much more comfortable with a guy my size behind the counter at night. One of the biggest reasons I was hired was because a girl who worked there had been robbed a couple of days before I applied and he was having a lot of trouble with drunks/tweakers/homeless people causing trouble there. I basically was a bouncer and a clerk, but only got paid as a clerk, and because I was a larger guy I was expected to "clean up" the place like some low budget made for TV RoadHouse knockoff. So the shit went down and I quit.

    The sucky part was this was in late December, which is the worst time of the year to look for a job, and for some reason I'm still unemployed and here we are in fucking March. I had to sell my 360, my monitor, and some books to keep up so far, but now I'm pretty much out of valuable shit.

    So, if anyone knows of any nearby businesses who need another employee, let me know and I'll do whatever.

    P.S. Dream of me Rane. Dream of me and feel the sweet release.

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  • BoredGamerBoredGamer Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    dang I can't read that spoiler!

    curses!

    BoredGamer on
  • EinhanderEinhander __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2008
    Why can't you read the spoiler? Are you on a mobile browser?

    Einhander on
  • Shifty FisterShifty Fister Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Time to make it through the night!

    Shifty Fister on
  • BoredGamerBoredGamer Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Einhander wrote: »
    Why can't you read the spoiler? Are you on a mobile browser?

    yeah. can't you give me the jist of it?

    BoredGamer on
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