neville you're on the list of forumers I will send a picture of my wang to if I ever get around to taking one. Right now it's just you and Redeemer as far as I know.
The problem is, if I'm going to take a picture of my cock, it has to be hard, and the last thing I want to do in a test to see how long I can go without orgasming is give myself an erection.
Oh its cool
I can wait a week or two for the picture, no problem.
Man, I'm gonna be at PAX, and be all "Oh hey, there's Kusu, he was part of the not masturbating competition, and he threatens to rape people. Nice guy."
It's gonna be weird.
I would just like to put it out there that Kusu is generally rad and you are a shit
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nevilleThe Worst Gay(Seriously. The Worst!)Registered Userregular
neville you're on the list of forumers I will send a picture of my wang to if I ever get around to taking one. Right now it's just you and Redeemer as far as I know.
The problem is, if I'm going to take a picture of my cock, it has to be hard, and the last thing I want to do in a test to see how long I can go without orgasming is give myself an erection.
Not fapping while erect requires the will of a warrior, or someone smarter than a chimp.
DO YOU QUALIFY?
It's not a question of intelligence, it is willpower.
That is why I am fully prepared to jump in the cold shower if required.
Man, I'm gonna be at PAX, and be all "Oh hey, there's Kusu, he was part of the not masturbating competition, and he threatens to rape people. Nice guy."
It's gonna be weird.
I would just like to put it out there that Kusu is generally rad and you are a shit
Man, I'm gonna be at PAX, and be all "Oh hey, there's Kusu, he was part of the not masturbating competition, and he threatens to rape people. Nice guy."
It's gonna be weird.
I would just like to put it out there that Kusu is generally rad and you are a shit
if you bring a non forumer to pax
you need to introduce them around
then at night
show them posts by the people they had met
and watch the bewilderment
"but, he was so nice! all of his jokes are about raping children!"
neville you're on the list of forumers I will send a picture of my wang to if I ever get around to taking one. Right now it's just you and Redeemer as far as I know.
The problem is, if I'm going to take a picture of my cock, it has to be hard, and the last thing I want to do in a test to see how long I can go without orgasming is give myself an erection.
Not fapping while erect requires the will of a warrior, or someone smarter than a chimp.
DO YOU QUALIFY?
It's not a question of intelligence, it is willpower.
That is why I am fully prepared to jump in the cold shower if required.
Man, I'm gonna be at PAX, and be all "Oh hey, there's Kusu, he was part of the not masturbating competition, and he threatens to rape people. Nice guy."
It's gonna be weird.
I would just like to put it out there that Kusu is generally rad and you are a shit
a shit
singular shit
what is the cut off for this?
like a single log?
yep just one log
none of that bullshit that small dogs do
if you bring a non forumer to pax
you need to introduce them around
then at night
show them posts by the people they had met
and watch the bewilderment
"but, he was so nice! all of his jokes are about raping children!"
would that be preferable to the experience we had last time with the non forumer?
if you bring a non forumer to pax
you need to introduce them around
then at night
show them posts by the people they had met
and watch the bewilderment
"but, he was so nice! all of his jokes are about raping children!"
would that be preferable to the experience we had last time with the non forumer?
I really want to but right now I'm so broke it's ridiculous.
I worked in a market in a crappy part of town and some dudes came in and tried to rob the place, so I ran them off and locked up early. Then I called my boss and told him I didn't work there anymore. He came by and took me and my co-worker out for drinks that night and said he understands why I was quitting and wasn't mad. I've applied at quite a few different places, but haven't heard anything back so I think he's giving me a shitty reference.
So I may be boned pretty soon once rent is due again.
I really want to but right now I'm so broke it's ridiculous.
I worked in a market in a crappy part of town and some dudes came in and tried to rob the place, so I ran them off and locked up early. Then I called my boss and told him I didn't work there anymore. He came by and took me and my co-worker out for drinks that night and said he understands why I was quitting and wasn't mad. I've applied at quite a few different places, but haven't heard anything back so I think he's giving me a shitty reference.
So I may be boned pretty soon once rent is due again.
I really want to but right now I'm so broke it's ridiculous.
I worked in a market in a crappy part of town and some dudes came in and tried to rob the place, so I ran them off and locked up early. Then I called my boss and told him I didn't work there anymore. He came by and took me and my co-worker out for drinks that night and said he understands why I was quitting and wasn't mad. I've applied at quite a few different places, but haven't heard anything back so I think he's giving me a shitty reference.
So I may be boned pretty soon once rent is due again.
Jeez, dude, are you alright?
YaYa on
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Raneadospolice apologistyou shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered Userregular
edited March 2008
some people just wanted to be in but not actually try
Well the general thing you're supposed to do is just let them have whatever they want without any trouble. This way when someone decides to rob a store, they know they can just come in and get the money and leave without resorting to violence, which keeps the clerks safe.
But I knew the guys from the neighborhood (they had trespass orders, so I knew that if the four of them were all showing up at once something was going to happen), and there was no way in hell after the shitty day I had had that I was going to let it end by getting robbed by four fucking homeless tweakers, so I went apeshit. Another one of the worst decisions I've ever made. I probably had just as high of a chance of getting stabbed as I did of making them leave (one of them took off immediately, so that left three dudes and me in the parking lot), but I also felt extremely protective of the female coworker that was there with me.
When I called my boss and told him it wasn't worth $8.50 an hour he seemed surprised. He was also pretty upset because the reason he had hired me was because I am a big strappling man and he felt much more comfortable with a guy my size behind the counter at night. One of the biggest reasons I was hired was because a girl who worked there had been robbed a couple of days before I applied and he was having a lot of trouble with drunks/tweakers/homeless people causing trouble there. I basically was a bouncer and a clerk, but only got paid as a clerk, and because I was a larger guy I was expected to "clean up" the place like some low budget made for TV RoadHouse knockoff. So the shit went down and I quit.
The sucky part was this was in late December, which is the worst time of the year to look for a job, and for some reason I'm still unemployed and here we are in fucking March. I had to sell my 360, my monitor, and some books to keep up so far, but now I'm pretty much out of valuable shit.
So, if anyone knows of any nearby businesses who need another employee, let me know and I'll do whatever.
P.S. Dream of me Rane. Dream of me and feel the sweet release.
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Oh its cool
I can wait a week or two for the picture, no problem.
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JeffSailHatan is my AIM
somebody make it happen.
Also, Polago, I can resist fapping with an erection, but at that point i'm thinking that I've gone this far already, might as well.
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I would just like to put it out there that Kusu is generally rad and you are a shit
It's not a question of intelligence, it is willpower.
That is why I am fully prepared to jump in the cold shower if required.
I have intelligence.
Willpower? Fuck that.
I'd probably just jump you in the hall to make you lose.
Shit, how'd you know my weakness
a shit
singular shit
what is the cut off for this?
like a single log?
you need to introduce them around
then at night
show them posts by the people they had met
and watch the bewilderment
"but, he was so nice! all of his jokes are about raping children!"
Mind over shaft.
But I shall continue. I will be a MAN.
well
shit
Still miffed about having a six pack over an eight though (goddamn cadbury cream eggs), so i've got a goal for the next week or so.
8-)
I already mentioned this in another thread, but I guess it's appropriate here...
Now my gf's birthday is on the 14th... how do I convince her that my present to her is a steak and bj for me? Help me out se++
yep just one log
none of that bullshit that small dogs do
would that be preferable to the experience we had last time with the non forumer?
Steam / Bus Blog / Goozex Referral
we should invite him again
and make sure that what goes around comes around
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What happened guys? I mean......
are you going to javen pax?
the last one was so much fun
you'll have a laugh
I worked in a market in a crappy part of town and some dudes came in and tried to rob the place, so I ran them off and locked up early. Then I called my boss and told him I didn't work there anymore. He came by and took me and my co-worker out for drinks that night and said he understands why I was quitting and wasn't mad. I've applied at quite a few different places, but haven't heard anything back so I think he's giving me a shitty reference.
So I may be boned pretty soon once rent is due again.
Steam / Bus Blog / Goozex Referral
You ran off some robbers?
That's pretty awesome man.
Jeez, dude, are you alright?
some just REALLY LIKE to wank
myself, I am off to bed
wish me unconscious luck
But I knew the guys from the neighborhood (they had trespass orders, so I knew that if the four of them were all showing up at once something was going to happen), and there was no way in hell after the shitty day I had had that I was going to let it end by getting robbed by four fucking homeless tweakers, so I went apeshit. Another one of the worst decisions I've ever made. I probably had just as high of a chance of getting stabbed as I did of making them leave (one of them took off immediately, so that left three dudes and me in the parking lot), but I also felt extremely protective of the female coworker that was there with me.
When I called my boss and told him it wasn't worth $8.50 an hour he seemed surprised. He was also pretty upset because the reason he had hired me was because I am a big strappling man and he felt much more comfortable with a guy my size behind the counter at night. One of the biggest reasons I was hired was because a girl who worked there had been robbed a couple of days before I applied and he was having a lot of trouble with drunks/tweakers/homeless people causing trouble there. I basically was a bouncer and a clerk, but only got paid as a clerk, and because I was a larger guy I was expected to "clean up" the place like some low budget made for TV RoadHouse knockoff. So the shit went down and I quit.
The sucky part was this was in late December, which is the worst time of the year to look for a job, and for some reason I'm still unemployed and here we are in fucking March. I had to sell my 360, my monitor, and some books to keep up so far, but now I'm pretty much out of valuable shit.
So, if anyone knows of any nearby businesses who need another employee, let me know and I'll do whatever.
P.S. Dream of me Rane. Dream of me and feel the sweet release.
Steam / Bus Blog / Goozex Referral
curses!
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steam
yeah. can't you give me the jist of it?