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Girls

JavenJaven Registered User regular
edited March 2008 in Social Entropy++
are stupid.

If you are a guy, you probably already know this

if you are a girl, you might not, due to aforementioned stupidity.

Girls like nail polish and shoes

Guys like steak and rock n roll


Are you with me, dudes? Of course you are, because you're not dumb like girls.

Javen on
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  • ZonugalZonugal (He/Him) The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    I concur.

    Zonugal on
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  • WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Girls have curves & juicy parts.

    QED

    Weaver on
  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Javen, I am going to fuck your ear with a 12" dildo until your brains bleed out

    Sheri on
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  • LahnLahn Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Girls best friend: diamonds, a shiny rock.

    Man's best friend: the dog, a loyal, protective, fun companion.

    Lahn on
  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
    girls suck

    but women are awesome

    Kuribo's Shoe on
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  • JimothyJimothy Not in front of the fox he's with the owlRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Girls are the worst.

    Jimothy on
  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Sheri B626 (11:14:47 PM): Oh you are in so much trouble
    Nalvin86 (11:15:01 PM): I will not be silenced!
    Sheri B626 (11:15:43 PM): Sure you will
    Sheri B626 (11:15:47 PM): By my dildo in your mouth.

    Sheri on
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  • Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Girls are dumb

    Charles Kinbote on
  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2008
    Sheri wrote: »
    Javen, I am going to fuck your ear with a 12" dildo until your brains bleed out
    see? girls are dumb
    it would only take an 8" strap on

    Druhim on
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  • mullymully Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    i do not like nail polish or shoes
    i do not like frilly things, even

    mully on
  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
    I don't like steak or nail polish
    but I do like rock n roll and shoes

    hermaphrodite?

    #pipe on
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  • PotUPotU __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2008
    Sheri wrote: »
    Javen, I am going to fuck your ear with a 12" dildo until your brains bleed out

    See, girls have to find a dildo for that.

    PotU on
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  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Druhim wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    Javen, I am going to fuck your ear with a 12" dildo until your brains bleed out
    see? girls are dumb
    it would only take an 8" strap on

    I am all about overkill.

    Sheri on
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  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    More like hurls.

    As in barfs.

    ChicoBlue on
  • Darkblade_1Darkblade_1 __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2008
    Light the Viv signal!

    Darkblade_1 on
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  • UnbreakableVowUnbreakableVow Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Lahn wrote: »
    Girls best friend: diamonds, a shiny rock.

    Man's best friend: the dog, a loyal, protective, fun companion.

    This is probably the best logic I've ever seen in my life.

    Plus, when guys are friends, they are friends and not competitors. This is what I hate most about females.

    UnbreakableVow on
  • LahnLahn Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    mully wrote: »
    i do not like nail polish or shoes
    i do not like frilly things, even

    because you aren't a girl?

    Lahn on
  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
    dogs suck too

    you guys don't know anything

    Kuribo's Shoe on
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  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    For all you naysayers out there

    just look at the WNBA

    even the WNBA thinks the WNBA is stupid

    Javen on
  • Dee KaeDee Kae Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Why is it that when girls shop for a single item, they end up getting so much more?

    Dee Kae on
  • <3<3 Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    GIRLS HAVE COOTIES


    EWWWWWWWWW!

    <3 on
  • mullymully Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Lahn wrote: »
    mully wrote: »
    i do not like nail polish or shoes
    i do not like frilly things, even

    because you aren't a girl?

    that's probably the best bet
    i think i'm some kind of sexless.. thing

    mully on
  • Rampant EntityRampant Entity Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    I know this girl who reads Greek and Russian lit, and knows a surprising amount of philosophy. Also, she's a really cute redhead.

    I want to fuck the shit out of her.

    Rampant Entity on
  • UnbreakableVowUnbreakableVow Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Kuribo's Shoe wrote: »
    dogs suck too

    you guys don't know anything

    I'm a cat person. Not a big dog person.

    But you know what?

    It's not an inanimate object. I think that's the point.

    UnbreakableVow on
  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
    mully wrote: »
    Lahn wrote: »
    mully wrote: »
    i do not like nail polish or shoes
    i do not like frilly things, even

    because you aren't a girl?

    that's probably the best bet
    i think i'm some kind of sexless.. thing

    That's a lie and you know it

    vroom vroom

    Sheri on
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  • beefbeef Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Girls - to do the dishes
    Girls - to clean up my room
    Girls - to do the laundry
    Girls - and in the bathroom

    beef on
  • mullymully Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    ohoho
    not that kind of sexless, m'dear!
    just the other kind
    i don't really have anything that defines me as a female aside from my body

    mully on
  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
    UnbreakableVow wrote: »
    Lahn wrote: »
    Girls best friend: diamonds, a shiny rock.

    Man's best friend: the dog, a loyal, protective, fun companion.

    This is probably the best logic I've ever seen in my life.

    Plus, when guys are friends, they are friends and not competitors. This is what I hate most about females.

    painting with a pretty broad brush there doc

    #pipe on
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  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Mully when did you get a new sig?

    It's quite portally.

    Blake T on
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  • JimothyJimothy Not in front of the fox he's with the owlRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Kuribo's Shoe wrote: »
    dogs suck too

    you guys don't know anything

    High five.

    Cats are superior to dogs.

    Just like men are superior.

    Jimothy on
  • LahnLahn Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    fuck.
    this thread will have to wait, my oven has given birth to a delicious digorno, and i'm so making 20 bucks when i eat the whole thing myself.

    Lahn on
  • Lucky CynicLucky Cynic Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    I prefer ladies...


    Doing 'girls' can get you jailtime...

    Lucky Cynic on
  • Bloods EndBloods End Blade of Tyshalle Punch dimensionRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
    A comic called "XX: The last Woman" would not work as well as "Y: The Last Man" does

    Bloods End on
  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    #pipe wrote: »
    UnbreakableVow wrote: »
    Lahn wrote: »
    Girls best friend: diamonds, a shiny rock.

    Man's best friend: the dog, a loyal, protective, fun companion.

    This is probably the best logic I've ever seen in my life.

    Plus, when guys are friends, they are friends and not competitors. This is what I hate most about females.

    painting with a pretty broad brush there doc

    Broad brush indeed.

    ChicoBlue on
  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
    mully wrote: »
    ohoho
    not that kind of sexless, m'dear!
    just the other kind
    i don't really have anything that defines me as a female aside from my body

    Oh, I know what you meant

    I just wanted to make the joke. ;)

    Sheri on
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  • mullymully Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Blaket wrote: »
    Mully when did you get a new sig?

    It's quite portally.

    today!
    angel_of_bacon drew it in the AC eggcellent thread
    and i love it, the expression is very me

    mully on
  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    #pipe wrote: »
    UnbreakableVow wrote: »
    Lahn wrote: »
    Girls best friend: diamonds, a shiny rock.

    Man's best friend: the dog, a loyal, protective, fun companion.

    This is probably the best logic I've ever seen in my life.

    Plus, when guys are friends, they are friends and not competitors. This is what I hate most about females.

    painting with a pretty broad brush there doc

    Broad brush indeed.

    Oh god the pun

    Sheri on
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  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Okay, maybe I was a bit hasty

    if nothing else, girls help give us other guys

    so they can't be all bad

    Javen on
  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    #pipe wrote: »
    UnbreakableVow wrote: »
    Lahn wrote: »
    Girls best friend: diamonds, a shiny rock.

    Man's best friend: the dog, a loyal, protective, fun companion.

    This is probably the best logic I've ever seen in my life.

    Plus, when guys are friends, they are friends and not competitors. This is what I hate most about females.

    painting with a pretty broad brush there doc

    Broad brush indeed.

    I am competitive about everything.

    I also suck at alot of things which is bad for me. But I don't mind losing.

    Blake T on
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  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
    mully wrote: »
    Blaket wrote: »
    Mully when did you get a new sig?

    It's quite portally.

    today!
    angel_of_bacon drew it in the AC eggcellent thread
    and i love it, the expression is very me

    As I said in another thread

    Portalmully looks so lost and confused

    Sheri on
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