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  • MorninglordMorninglord I'm tired of being Batman, so today I'll be Owl.Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Bama needs to fucking play more.

    And Morning: How do you want to die?

    You have to hit me to make me die fuzzball.

    This is fun.

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  • Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity What a lovely day for tea Secret British ThreadRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Morning, you're going down like a 10 year-old thai hooker.

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  • The Reverend Dr GalactusThe Reverend Dr Galactus Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    I should probably finish [...] Portal [...]

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  • The_ScarabThe_Scarab Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Mortal Kombonk is amazing.

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  • MorninglordMorninglord I'm tired of being Batman, so today I'll be Owl.Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Well of course I am, I'm a medic. The point is that every second I'm not dead is another failure on your part. Every shot you miss, I healed my dudes some more. You have to kill me to win. I just have to survive.
    So really, you need to gun for me constantly with no breaks or you are a fuzzy failure. Do you want to be a fuzzy failure.

    I feel like I'm priming an Avatar of War here....*winds up Zen to unleash him on the servers*

    Morninglord on
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  • The_ScarabThe_Scarab Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Morninglord has super hax where every bonesaw hit is a super cit.

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  • MorninglordMorninglord I'm tired of being Batman, so today I'll be Owl.Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Lies! Only the ones that hit you.

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  • BlindPsychicBlindPsychic Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    That was my brother digi, he was piping it, I'll upload it when I get a chance.

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  • HounHoun Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    That was my brother digi, he was piping it, I'll upload it when I get a chance.

    Awesome.

    Er, I mean, Whatever.

    (Bonk!)

    Houn on
  • rakuenCallistorakuenCallisto Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2008
    I'm on hiatus for the month of March. Happy gaming all, and Rak, I expect you to own my ass as a demo when I come back to the servers.
    I shall not let you down my leige. I shall be like Sir Lancalot when Arthur leaves the kingdom under his supervision.. Only, ynow, I won't bang your girl when you're gone.

    My dear comrad, why hence art thou disbanding?

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  • The_ScarabThe_Scarab Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    I'm on hiatus for the month of March. Happy gaming all, and Rak, I expect you to own my ass as a demo when I come back to the servers.
    I shall not let you down my leige. I shall be like Sir Lancalot when Arthur leaves the kingdom under his supervision.. Only, ynow, I won't bang your girl when you're gone.

    My dear comrad, why hence art thou disbanding?

    Let's be honest, its going to be more like when King Richard left the sheriff of nottingham in charge.

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  • MorninglordMorninglord I'm tired of being Batman, so today I'll be Owl.Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    And I shall be his medic.
    When I play.
    Unless he does something stupid, then I'll abandon him.
    Or someone else is on fire.
    Oh shit that guys nearly dead.
    Wait sorry Rak I gotta heal this other guy just hold on.
    Ok can you blow yourself up a bit to get me an uber?
    Ok I got it lets go uber uber!
    *death and destruction*
    It's about to end I'm leaving now.

    Morninglord on
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  • rakuenCallistorakuenCallisto Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2008
    And I shall be his medic.
    When I play.
    Unless he does something stupid, then I'll abandon him.
    Or someone else is on fire.
    Oh shit that guys nearly dead.
    Wait sorry Rak I gotta heal this other guy just hold on.
    Ok can you blow yourself up a bit to get me an uber?
    Ok I got it lets go uber uber!
    *death and destruction*
    It's about to end I'm leaving now.
    I'll be that thing from Never ending story and Morning will be the kid riding him around all the time.

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  • MorninglordMorninglord I'm tired of being Batman, so today I'll be Owl.Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    The trouble with my riding though, is that I always pull out early. It's the best protection until those tricksy engineers invent a giant concrete condom that can deflect rockets. Inevitably though, it leaves some of my temporary companions feeling a little frustrated.

    Morninglord on
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  • AfroJAfroJ Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    And I shall be his medic.
    When I play.
    Unless he does something stupid, then I'll abandon him.
    Or someone else is on fire.
    Oh shit that guys nearly dead.
    Wait sorry Rak I gotta heal this other guy just hold on.
    Ok can you blow yourself up a bit to get me an uber?
    Ok I got it lets go uber uber!
    *death and destruction*
    It's about to end I'm leaving now.
    I'll be that thing from Never ending story and Morning will be the kid riding him around all the time.

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    Haha!

    That thing is called Falkor.

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  • rakuenCallistorakuenCallisto Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2008
    AfroJ wrote: »
    Haha!

    That thing is called Falkor.
    Haha I think I found a new signature.

    Morning, feel like MS painting our names on the picture? Or even better, putting a demo and medic's heads on there?

    Also: I'm curious to see what they're going to do for new weapons for engineer/demo/spy. This will be extremely interesting. IMAGINE IF THEY BROUGHT BACK THE DET PACK FOR DEMOS!!! :o

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  • BlindPsychicBlindPsychic Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    http://www.mediafire.com/?t5rwyybcshb
    
    Whateva

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  • tyrannustyrannus i am not fat Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    blindpsychic makes me cry when he's not on my team

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  • EdcrabEdcrab Actually a hack Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Morninglord your metaphors are disturbingly sexual.

    Now get behind me and do your thing, I'm primed and spraying all over the place.

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  • MorninglordMorninglord I'm tired of being Batman, so today I'll be Owl.Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    I AM FULLY CHARGED. Time to cover you in my "colours".

    Rak I'm lazier than any man you've ever met at random paint stuff. How about I just call you Falkor, since Rak is pretty awkward.

    Falkor! I have uber! Fly!

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  • AfroJAfroJ Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Also: I'm curious to see what they're going to do for new weapons for engineer/demo/spy. This will be extremely interesting. IMAGINE IF THEY BROUGHT BACK THE DET PACK FOR DEMOS!!! :o

    They could give the spies feign death. I'm not sure if I would give up cloak for it though.

    Engies will be able to build a remote controlled tank that also acts as a dispenser or a gun that shoots nano-repairbots for long distance repairs.

    Demos will be given 200proof whiskey that can be poured on the ground and ignited or you can drink it to go into a drunken rage. During this rage you'll be invincible for 10 seconds but you will always die afterwards.

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  • ElementalorElementalor Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Hmmm I should probably stop treating ubers as my valiant Deathcharge...but it's just too fun otherwise, I don't really mind getting abandoned by a medic either.

    Someone send me a steam comm invite please, my steamid: maboroshi

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  • rakuenCallistorakuenCallisto Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2008
    I AM FULLY CHARGED. Time to cover you in my "colours".

    Rak I'm lazier than any man you've ever met at random paint stuff. How about I just call you Falkor, since Rak is pretty awkward.

    Falkor! I have uber! Fly!
    HAHAHAHA ok good enough. Callisto is just as good as Rak and doesn't potentially sound awkward. But, then again Morninglord, Rak does sound an awful lot like "rack", if you catch my drift :wink:

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  • rakuenCallistorakuenCallisto Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2008
    AfroJ wrote: »
    They could give the spies feign death. I'm not sure if I would give up cloak for it though.

    Engies will be able to build a remote controlled tank that also acts as a dispenser or a gun that shoots nano-repairbots for long distance repairs.

    Demos will be given 200proof whiskey that can be poured on the ground and ignited or you can drink it to go into a drunken rage. During this rage you'll be invincible for 10 seconds but you will always die afterwards.
    Woah that demoman one sounds pretty cool actually. I do miss feigning with spy, it was probably one of the most pleasurable killing options available back then.

    Pyro's should have a fire extinguisher/silly water balloons to make enemy pyros unable to shoot fire for up to 10 seconds.

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  • PMAversPMAvers Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    So, I'd say the Corporation experiment went pretty well last night, don't you think?

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  • tyrannustyrannus i am not fat Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    yes.

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  • SoaLSoaL fantastic Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Pyros need shotguns that shoot more fire.
    At like, long range.

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  • AfroJAfroJ Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Yep, it was a blast, probably my favorite custom map so far.

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  • BlindPsychicBlindPsychic Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    I'd use that whiskey thing every life.

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  • HounHoun Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    I AM FULLY CHARGED. Time to cover you in my "colours".

    Rak I'm lazier than any man you've ever met at random paint stuff. How about I just call you Falkor, since Rak is pretty awkward.

    Falkor! I have uber! Fly!
    HAHAHAHA ok good enough. Callisto is just as good as Rak and doesn't potentially sound awkward. But, then again Morninglord, Rak does sound an awful lot like "rack", if you catch my drift :wink:

    Ew.

    Also, where the hell did your nick come from? Is there a story to this one?

    *edit* Blind is a God among Psychics.

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  • ZekZek Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Does anybody know if there's a server setting or anything to make dead chat public? Besides alltalk, that is.

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  • BlindPsychicBlindPsychic Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Rakuen is just a Cowboy Bebob/Yoko Kanno bitch is all.

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  • Job_41:25Job_41:25 Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Zek wrote: »
    Does anybody know if there's a server setting or anything to make dead chat public? Besides alltalk, that is.

    Such a thing does exist via server mods.

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  • rakuenCallistorakuenCallisto Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2008
    PMAvers wrote: »
    So, I'd say the Corporation experiment went pretty well last night, don't you think?
    Hrm I've never played. Is it any good? What type of map is it?

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  • AfroJAfroJ Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    It's a dustbowl style map and it's damn fun.

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  • HounHoun Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Rakuen is just a Cowboy Bebob/Yoko Kanno bitch is all.

    If I'm not mistaken, that's a Naota from FLCL avatar he's using, which had nothing to do with the Bebop team, and the music was primarily by The Pillows, not Yoko Kanno.

    Houn on
  • mcdermottmcdermott Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    And I shall be his medic.
    When I play.
    Unless he does something stupid, then I'll abandon him.
    Or someone else is on fire.
    Oh shit that guys nearly dead.
    Wait sorry Rak I gotta heal this other guy just hold on.
    Ok can you blow yourself up a bit to get me an uber?
    Ok I got it lets go uber uber!
    *death and destruction*
    It's about to end I'm leaving now.

    For me it's more, "It's been real but I gotta...go or something. Have fun now. Let me know how it all pans out for you. Meep Meep!" *roadrunner dust-trail back to safety* *explosions* *screaming*

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  • Metal Gear Solid 2 DemoMetal Gear Solid 2 Demo Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Here's that demo from that night where I pimped out all the medics

    http://www.mediafire.com/?mozyylm3g2n


    I've recorded a bunch of demos and am considering doing a big "How to play the Heavy" kind of post, like the YouTube video only with a big more advanced techniques (good map locations, tips, etc.)

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  • BlindPsychicBlindPsychic Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Houn wrote: »
    Rakuen is just a Cowboy Bebob/Yoko Kanno bitch is all.

    If I'm not mistaken, that's a Naota from FLCL avatar he's using, which had nothing to do with the Bebop team, and the music was primarily by The Pillows, not Yoko Kanno.
    The moon Callisto is featured in Cowboy Bebop, and Rakuen! is a song by Yoko Kanno for Wolf's Rain, although I don't think thats where Rakuen got that part of his name from.
    http://youtube.com/watch?v=coJKgpjWKY8 the song.

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  • ZekZek Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Job_41:25 wrote: »
    Zek wrote: »
    Does anybody know if there's a server setting or anything to make dead chat public? Besides alltalk, that is.

    Such a thing does exist via server mods.

    We should do it IMHO if it doesn't interfere with anything. I think being able to talk to people while you wait is worth any minor difference being able to warn your team about stuff might make. It helps take the edge off long respawn times. People just bypass it with Vent/TS anyway.

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