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  • rakuenCallistorakuenCallisto Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2008
    Off topic: It's a horrible feeling thinking you're getting cheated on. Probably the worst humans could ever experience. I don't think I'll be playing TF2 tonight. That is all..

    rakuenCallisto on
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  • MorninglordMorninglord I'm tired of being Batman, so today I'll be Owl.Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    mcdermott wrote: »
    And I shall be his medic.
    When I play.
    Unless he does something stupid, then I'll abandon him.
    Or someone else is on fire.
    Oh shit that guys nearly dead.
    Wait sorry Rak I gotta heal this other guy just hold on.
    Ok can you blow yourself up a bit to get me an uber?
    Ok I got it lets go uber uber!
    *death and destruction*
    It's about to end I'm leaving now.

    For me it's more, "It's been real but I gotta...go or something. Have fun now. Let me know how it all pans out for you. Meep Meep!" *roadrunner dust-trail back to safety* *explosions* *screaming*

    Yes this is what my line means too. Buh bye! *skedaddle*
    I'm just nice enough to let people know they have three seconds to live. 1.5 technically since my voice wouldn't get to them for nearly two seconds.

    Morninglord on
    (PSN: Morninglord) (Steam: Morninglord) (WiiU: Morninglord22) I like to record and toss up a lot of random gaming videos here.
  • MorninglordMorninglord I'm tired of being Batman, so today I'll be Owl.Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Off topic: It's a horrible feeling thinking you're getting cheated on. Probably the worst humans could ever experience. I don't think I'll be playing TF2 tonight. That is all..

    I don't think I have a medic gun of the right type, but if it did rest assured I'd uber you with it right now. *pat pat*
    Hope it's just a misunderstanding mate.

    Morninglord on
    (PSN: Morninglord) (Steam: Morninglord) (WiiU: Morninglord22) I like to record and toss up a lot of random gaming videos here.
  • rakuenCallistorakuenCallisto Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2008
    I don't think I have a medic gun of the right type, but if it did rest assured I'd uber you with it right now. *pat pat*
    Hope it's just a misunderstanding mate.
    As do I morninglord, as do I. Thanks man.

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  • RamiRami Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Can we please get CTf Well off the servers? The last three days i've been playing and everytime the map change to CTF Well the server pop goes from 24 -> 6 -> 2.

    It's painfully obvious nobody wants to play this shitty map and I'd really like to get a chance to play Badlands for once.

    Rami on
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  • OhtsamOhtsam Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Well to complement the handle discussion my main screename used to be Ultima08 but since WOW didn't allow trademarked names or numbers I switched to an anagram of my first name and have used it since.

    Ohtsam on
  • KreutzKreutz Blackwater Park, IARegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    If you're taking CTF_Well off the list, then put 2Fort back on. There's only three maps I really enjoy in this game, and Dustbowl only comes up once a cycle.

    Also, my name is Kreutz. No etymology there, though there is a Suikoden character modeled after me and my huge [strike]dick[/strike] sword.

    Kreutz on
  • DeMoNDeMoN twitch.tv/toxic_cizzle Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Ohtsam wrote: »
    Well to complement the handle discussion my main screename used to be Ultima08 but since WOW didn't allow trademarked names or numbers I switched to an anagram of my first name and have used it since.

    Mathos?
    Asthom?
    Hotsam.

    DeMoN on
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  • MorninglordMorninglord I'm tired of being Batman, so today I'll be Owl.Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    I stole mine from wheel of time. Lews Therin Telamon, the "Lord of the Morning". It's a fuckawesome title, don't ask me why I like it so much.

    Jordan, in turn, stole that inspiration from christian influences. Either dante's inferno or the actual bible, I don't know which one.

    And now I perform german healing miracles with the name. How the world turns.

    Time for play.

    Morninglord on
    (PSN: Morninglord) (Steam: Morninglord) (WiiU: Morninglord22) I like to record and toss up a lot of random gaming videos here.
  • KreutzKreutz Blackwater Park, IARegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    DeMoN wrote: »
    Ohtsam wrote: »
    Well to complement the handle discussion my main screename used to be Ultima08 but since WOW didn't allow trademarked names or numbers I switched to an anagram of my first name and have used it since.

    Mathos?
    Asthom?
    Hotsam.

    Thomas.

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  • Xenocide GeekXenocide Geek Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    who wants to guess what my steam name is derived from

    c'mon.

    Xenocide Geek on
    i wanted love, i needed love
    most of all, most of all
    someone said true love was dead
    but i'm bound to fall
    bound to fall for you
    oh what can i do
  • SoaLSoaL fantastic Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    I got ubered twice in a row on dustbowl and it was awesome because it fooled people into thinking I was good but in actuality it was just because I was invulnerable for like 20 seconds.


    But don't tell anybody.

    SoaL on
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  • OhtsamOhtsam Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    who wants to guess what my steam name is derived from

    c'mon.

    the sequel to Speaker for the Dead

    Ohtsam on
  • RuckRuck Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    My name is a shortening of Ruckus Bringer. As in the Wu-Tang Clan song, "Bring Da Ruckus". Though apparently "Ruck" is also a Rugby term. Who knew?

    Ruck on
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  • Xenocide GeekXenocide Geek Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Ohtsam wrote: »
    who wants to guess what my steam name is derived from

    c'mon.

    the sequel to Speaker for the Dead

    that's correct about my forum name.

    see my sig to see my steam name, however.

    Xenocide Geek on
    i wanted love, i needed love
    most of all, most of all
    someone said true love was dead
    but i'm bound to fall
    bound to fall for you
    oh what can i do
  • rakuenCallistorakuenCallisto Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2008
    Ever since Creepy Uncle Bad Touch (hrm I wonder how HE got HIS name?) played Met at Work - Overkill on the mic I haven't been able to stop listening to it.

    I've watched the video, and listened to acoustic versions and the song/lyrics are amazing. I like the singing in the regular version, but the acoustic is just so.. serene?

    Here's a clip of their lead singer guest appearing on Scrubs. I don't really like this show, but this is a nice clip. Click here and check it out.

    Great great tune. Call me lame, but I like it.

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  • DeadlySherpaDeadlySherpa Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    i had no literary inspiration.

    I just thought that sherpas deserved more credit for doing everything an explorer did, but carrying all their crap to boot.

    DeadlySherpa on
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  • MusanMusan Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    My name was just the one I used from WoW that somehow evolved from my EQ name (Musesfamiliar), since I finally figured it not only sounded stupid, people just say the first one or two syllables anyways.

    Musan on
  • Mandalorian RoosterMandalorian Rooster Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    who wants to guess what my steam name is derived from

    c'mon.

    Wait, you're Tiny Lobster? I wondered, but the "You were killed by" in your sig threw me off. And I know... but I won't say since its kind of cheating because you told me.

    Mandalorian Rooster on
  • crucialityfactorcrucialityfactor Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    And I shall be his medic.
    When I play.
    Unless he does something stupid, then I'll abandon him.
    Or someone else is on fire.
    Oh shit that guys nearly dead.
    Wait sorry Rak I gotta heal this other guy just hold on.
    Ok can you blow yourself up a bit to get me an uber?
    Ok I got it lets go uber uber!
    *death and destruction*
    It's about to end I'm leaving now.
    I'll be that thing from Never ending story and Morning will be the kid riding him around all the time.

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    ATREYU!!!!


    ...what a bad band...

    crucialityfactor on
  • SueveSueve Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    I came up with Sueve years ago, and its stuck.

    A spin off suave, if i remember correctly.

    Sueve on
  • rakuenCallistorakuenCallisto Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2008
    ATREYU!!!!


    ...what a bad band...
    They're alright. I guess you'd like them if you were into that. I've seen em 2-3 times, mostly into punk and good old rock. But yea, everyone look at my last post and listen to that song. Let me know what you think.

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  • LemmingLemming Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    I stole mine from wheel of time. Lews Therin Telamon, the "Lord of the Morning". It's a fuckawesome title, don't ask me why I like it so much.

    Jordan, in turn, stole that inspiration from christian influences. Either dante's inferno or the actual bible, I don't know which one.

    And now I perform german healing miracles with the name. How the Wheel turns.

    Time for play.

    Lemming on
  • Mandalorian RoosterMandalorian Rooster Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Call me lame, but I like it.

    I wouldn't call you lame. Just your taste in music.

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  • rakuenCallistorakuenCallisto Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2008
    I wouldn't call you lame. Just your taste in music.
    That tends to be straying from what I listen to, but I do enjoy some reggae/funk/ska/punk fusions they did in the 80s. Specifically some of The Police, The Talking Heads, and a few others, including this song.

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  • UnKnown SoldierUnKnown Soldier Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    My name is from that extreme dodge ball show that was on GSN a couple years ago.. whatever that elite team was that had the "computer nerd" stereotype (who also won the championship) had a bad ass player named Handsome Costanza.. who was actually a skinny looking geek dude.


    Yet you all thought it was from Sienfeld nubs.



    Edit: I picked the name because I am also an elite master at dodgeball and I would wreck all of yous guys's shit. I once threw a ball at someone, and while they were standing there arms outstretched to the sky, trying to catch the ricochete that went straight up off their hands into the air because i throw so fucking hard, I had time to go, find another ball, come back and hit them in the chest so hard they exploded. We'll he didn't explode, but it was that bad ass.

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  • The Reverend Dr GalactusThe Reverend Dr Galactus Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    iowa wrote: »
    wait wait wait

    did I write something that said I hate anime here.

    I must be going crazy.

    Rakuen did you mean to quote Orikae?
    my name is a sentient AI from www.cloudmakers.org. i actually hate anime, so i wish i'd picked something else. oh well!

    in other news, i'm excited to try corporation tonight

    e: hmm, i guess that link is dead. try here instead. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Beast_(game)

    Also, not-very-interesting origin story:

    One day last summer, at my parents' house, I walked into a room where siblings were wrapping gifts for someone's birthday. I have no idea what started the conversation or what it was about, but it ended in my saying "the reverend Dr. Galactus" and everyone cracking up. The end.

    The Reverend Dr Galactus on
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  • Mandalorian RoosterMandalorian Rooster Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    That tends to be straying from what I listen to, but I do enjoy some reggae/funk/ska/punk fusions they did in the 80s. Specifically some of The Police, The Talking Heads, and a few others, including this song.

    Yeah... I tend to hate most music of the 80s too. I hate it worse than country, and thats saying something. But the music I listen to is often called terrible, so I dunno, I might be the one with bad taste in music.

    Monster Magnet - Powertrip
    Everlast - What its Like
    Black Stone Cherry - Rain Wizard

    Never met anyone else who particularly likes any of those three, but those are some of my favorite songs.

    Anyway, I'll be back to healing you guys tomorrow.

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  • RustRust __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2008
    iowa wrote: »
    Infotainment and I just spent like an hour going about the pubs since the PA servers were empty. It was pretty brutal. I watched an engineer on dustbowl run throughout the other teams offensive lines during a final push with his toolbox out attempting to set up a sentry but the enemy medics were blocking his way. Also he lived.

    It was so fun* that jon's server filled up and we didn't even notice.

    *note-we are masochists
    To say you hate all anime is like saying you hate all sports, or you hate all movies. It's apples and oranges people, a mix bag. Dragon Ball Z and Naruto (english version only) are horrible, while Bleach, Death Note and FLCL are all incredibly unique and amazing animes.

    Not all animes are 12 armed demon dudes trying to molest underage school girls like Zen, nor are they always some guy dying 30x and coming back to life some how.

    If anyone is into really really really cool sci-fi stuff and you haven't really got into good anime, checkout Akira I'm sure you won't be disappointed. Anime did take me a couple times to watch to catch EVERYTHING, but it's got to be one of the best animes (movie) ever made.

    Bleach is a piece of shit and the only thing more convoluted and self-fellating than Death Note is 8-Bit Theater, you triple-baked gonk.

    FLCL is acceptable.

    Rust on
  • rakuenCallistorakuenCallisto Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2008
    Rakuen did you mean to quote Orikae?



    Also, not-very-interesting origin story:

    One day last summer, at my parents' house, I walked into a room where siblings were wrapping gifts for someone's birthday. I have no idea what started the conversation or what it was about, but it ended in my saying "the reverend Dr. Galactus" and everyone cracking up. The end.
    Ahh yes you're right! Orikae was the one who said it! Shame on orikae, not iowa, sorry buddy.

    -Mandalore: Ehh I'm all set. I think you might have the bad taste. I'm into punk/old rock/folk anything that just sounds great.

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  • Xenocide GeekXenocide Geek Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    not sure who can dislike What Its Like by Everlast.

    now... black stone cherry... i can understand not liking. feh.

    Xenocide Geek on
    i wanted love, i needed love
    most of all, most of all
    someone said true love was dead
    but i'm bound to fall
    bound to fall for you
    oh what can i do
  • Cold Salmon and HatredCold Salmon and Hatred __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2008
    You know what

    I typically pipe music during the setup, or about until the action gets going at the start of rounds

    It really irks me when an admin says "Play that for two more seconds and I'm going to ban you"

    seriously

    you could be a little more polite in asking, or give me a warning or something

    some people seem to enjoy my piping

    and there's a mute option for a reason

    Cold Salmon and Hatred on
  • rakuenCallistorakuenCallisto Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2008
    Rust wrote: »
    Bleach is a piece of shit and the only thing more convoluted and self-fellating than Death Note is 8-Bit Theater, you triple-baked gonk.

    FLCL is acceptable.
    You can only say Bleach is a piece of shit, is if you watch the english version and have only seen an episode or two. Also, it needs to be past the first like 15 episodes for it to get REALLY good.

    Next thing you'll say is Bebop and Trigun aren't any good either.

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  • Roland_tHTGRoland_tHTG Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Image time.

    Firman sitting atop his perch.
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    I can't recall who this boxing heavy was.
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    Up against the wall skarsol!
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    Tiny Lobster has a tiny bit of health left.
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    Sad heavy makes me sad.
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    Mandalore had a stroke of genius.
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    Bursar must have been practicing his 'Pete Rose' stealing second base slide.
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    Party time SoaL!
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    Gregam takes a well needed nap.
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    Enders learns that his vertical leap has increased since he started eating at Subway.
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    Boceifus shows us his Curly impression.
    that's from The Three Stooges, for you youngun's
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    Hestler tries the soldier grip for his torch.
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    Hellofa view there. Too bad he's blind.
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    The definitive picture of a medic in fight or flight mode.
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    Aphro gets trampled. Film at eleven.
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    Hang in there Cosby.
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    Toastmold demonstrates tuftoo physics after this explosion.
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    Roland_tHTG on
  • ArikadoArikado Southern CaliforniaRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    What the fuck are you guys ranting about?

    Also, what freaking braindead racoon decided to make Well into a CTF map and why is it on some of the PA servers?

    Arikado on
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  • rakuenCallistorakuenCallisto Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2008
    Image time.

    Firman sitting atop his perch.
    3381.jpg

    I can't recall who this boxing heavy was.
    3382.jpg

    Up against the wall skarsol!
    3383.jpg

    Tiny Lobster has a tiny bit of health left.
    3384.jpg

    Sad heavy makes me sad.
    3386.jpg

    Mandalore had a stroke of genius.
    3387.jpg

    Bursar must have been practicing his 'Pete Rose' stealing second base slide.
    3388.jpg

    Party time SoaL!
    3390.jpg

    Gregam takes a well needed nap.
    3391.jpg

    Enders learns that his vertical leap has increased since he started eating at Subway.
    3392.jpg


    Boceifus shows us his Curly impression.
    that's from The Three Stooges, for you youngun's
    3394.jpg

    Hestler tries the soldier grip for his torch.
    3395.jpg

    Hellofa view there. Too bad he's blind.
    3396.jpg

    The definitive picture of a medic in fight or flight mode.
    3397.jpg

    Aphro gets trampled. Film at eleven.
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    Hang in there Cosby.
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    Toastmold demonstrates tuftoo physics after this explosion.
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    That punching heavy, I believe, was me. If it was in the past week it was me. I was having a horrible day so I just rushed in no matter what as a punching heavy.

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  • RustRust __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2008
    Rust wrote: »
    Bleach is a piece of shit and the only thing more convoluted and self-fellating than Death Note is 8-Bit Theater, you triple-baked gonk.

    FLCL is acceptable.
    You can only say Bleach is a piece of shit, is if you watch the english version and have only seen an episode or two. Also, it needs to be past the first like 15 episodes for it to get REALLY good.

    Next thing you'll say is Bebop and Trigun aren't any good either.

    Watched the anime, 2 eps dubbed and maybe half a dozen subbed. I prefer the dub. I also ead most of the scanlations of the Hueco Mundo arc and enough plot summaries to make my eyes water. It's shit. It's Naruto but duller.

    Trigun is wobbly at the best of times. I hold Bebop to be the gold standard in this incredibly nerdy topic.

    Rust on
  • rakuenCallistorakuenCallisto Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2008
    Arikado wrote: »
    What the fuck are you guys ranting about?

    Also, what freaking braindead racoon decided to make Well into a CTF map and why is it on some of the PA servers?
    That braindead racoon is Valve, and I believe you're onto something.

    rakuenCallisto on
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  • OhtsamOhtsam Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Rust wrote: »
    Bleach is a piece of shit and the only thing more convoluted and self-fellating than Death Note is 8-Bit Theater, you triple-baked gonk.

    FLCL is acceptable.
    You can only say Bleach is a piece of shit, is if you watch the english version and have only seen an episode or two. Also, it needs to be past the first like 15 episodes for it to get REALLY good.

    Next thing you'll say is Bebop and Trigun aren't any good either.

    Thing is most people don't want to crawl through 15 episodes of shit to get to the good stuff
    Hence why much Anime is decried by many

    Ohtsam on
  • crucialityfactorcrucialityfactor Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Off topic: It's a horrible feeling thinking you're getting cheated on. Probably the worst humans could ever experience. I don't think I'll be playing TF2 tonight. That is all..

    :( been there a few times. Good luck to you sir.



    Hmm...I've never had the same name for a very long time.

    It started out as Zer0 (with the number instead of the 'oh' get it? get it?)

    Then I became BohemianBullet cause I was all about The Smashing Pumpkins/Queen and it sounds badass

    Then later in high school I switched to The R-Train cause I liked to pretend I was a super stud and gave all the ladies the ride of their life. When in fact this wasn't true. But it's turned into quite the story to tell girls at bars/parties. My friend are always like "Oh yeah, Ryan...he's awesome...back in high school we called him The R-Train" (it still doesn't work)

    Oh yeah, before that came the origin of crucialityfactor. It came from a vain attempt by our Tennis Coach (yeah I played tennis) to give us a 'pump up' speech before a fairly important match. He kept going on about how crucial it was for us to play with intensity and how crucial this match was for seeding in the playoffs. So I go "what would you say the cruciality factor of this match is? 9 out of 10? 9.5?" That ended up killing his speech and we ended up losing.

    Raptor Attack! is the name of my solo project/pseudo band thing. And it just sounds badass. Also I read xkcd alot and I've been obsessed with dinosaurs ever since I was a youngin'.

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