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Team Fortress 2 (PC): You are a maggot hatched from a mutant maggot thread.

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  • LankarLankar Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Stasis wrote: »
    Flippy_D wrote: »
    Get Goldwave (google).

    Open Wav in Goldwave.

    Effect -> Filter -> Equalizer.

    Drag the horizontal bar to the left to decrease volume. You want it less than 0.4 on the scale at all times, most likely.

    Yeah, that's what I did, but I had to go below 0.1 and I'm still worried it might be a little loud. O_o

    I'll jump in some time today to see what the masses think.



    Also, you have the VU Meter in which you want to watch (The Green to Red bar). Mid yellow/End of Green is ideal, anything pass this will be too many dB's and ruin the quality over the Mic. I.e. Loud bass, treble, etc. In the Equalizer as well, if you feel the bass is too much, lower the 60Hz,150Hz,400Hz bar along with the Master dB's. Since Gold Wave has a play function within the equalizer, fiddle around until it sounds near perfect on your computers max volume.

    Lankar on
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  • Cold Salmon and HatredCold Salmon and Hatred __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2008
    IT'S TIME TO JAM

    Cold Salmon and Hatred on
  • tyrannustyrannus i am not fat Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    i was ready to mute zot when he started playing that stone thing.

    tyrannus on
  • DayDay Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    YardGnome wrote: »
    Day wrote: »
    What are you using to connect? Wireless? Cable?

    Well, I'm using a wireless USB adapter, but my router is two feet away through a wall. I have an "excellent" connection (Windows' term). Like I said, it just started and only happens in TF2.


    Is it a constant 700+ or does it spike up there? There's a phone in my house that interferes with my wireless and whenever someone is on it my ping shoots up that high, but since you say it's only TF2, it kind of rules that out. Id search more if I could atm but I"m at work, but I would look into firewall/port settings for TF2/Steam. I'll see if I can help more later.

    (Also, awesome I'm in a screenshot, and happy! OH happy day!)

    Day on
    Currently Playing: TF2/Audiosurf
    http://steamcommunity.com/id/Daymion
  • Cold Salmon and HatredCold Salmon and Hatred __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2008
    My ping jumps around wildly

    I'm usually at about 80-90 but I've seen it go up to 500

    Cold Salmon and Hatred on
  • DeMoNDeMoN twitch.tv/toxic_cizzle Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    I'm currently using the Black Mesa vs. Aperture Science skin pack, and it's pretty rad.

    http://www.fpsbanana.com/skins/37054

    DeMoN on
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  • ZzuluZzulu Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    How come there are no models? I remember having different models for guns/players during my the olden days of CS. Are they not permitted in tf2?

    Zzulu on
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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2008
    I get really pissed off really easily when I play this, nowadays. I'm not playing it very much, either. :/

    Orikaeshigitae on
  • PeewiPeewi Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    DeMoN wrote: »
    I'm currently using the Black Mesa vs. Aperture Science skin pack, and it's pretty rad.

    http://www.fpsbanana.com/skins/37054

    Pretty cool skins, but personally I prefer to just use standard stuff.

    Peewi on
  • MalkorMalkor Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    I get really pissed off really easily when I play this, nowadays. I'm not playing it very much, either. :/

    Pissed off at what?

    Malkor on
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  • DUCOMDUCOM Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Welp I'm never drinking a beer and trying to take a nap @ 8:30 on a Saturday night again.

    oThis is what happens. I wake up now.

    Ookk well time for an OVERDUE screen dump people.. DRUM ROLLS! lots of great ones this time.
    tyrannus is featured mostly because of his retardation shining through. HERE IT GOES:
    MOO MAN doesn't care if the round ends, his PRETY EYEBROWS BE GONE!
    moomanislookinggood.jpg
    Tyrannus not only runs out of ammo and keeps coming with his shotty, but when he's out of that ammo, he friggin CHUCKS his rocket launcher at you.
    tyrannusislookinggood.jpg
    Pieces of tyrannus, a medic, and scut?
    tyrannusislookinggood_0000.jpg
    this one's infamous. this is the first good screen i've had of tyrannus and it's amazing. his head's expression is hilarious
    cp_corporation_b10001.jpg
    SWING AND A MISS!
    peruvinislookinggood.jpg
    haha day is always happy :)
    dayislookinggood.jpg
    Damn zot that's a huge knife! Anyone else think that's humongous?
    cockszotislookinggood.jpg

    Annd these last two are just my middle finger up to tyrannus. Checkout the text below.
    cp_dustbowl0008-1.jpg
    cp_dustbowl0007.jpg


    You went to bed at 8:30 last nite??? What a clown....hehehe...call my cell when you get this jon ..well do a blunt :o

    DUCOM on
  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2008
    Malkor wrote: »
    I get really pissed off really easily when I play this, nowadays. I'm not playing it very much, either. :/

    Pissed off at what?

    mainly soldiers and demos firing blindly while i'm cloaked. the splash damage makes me flicker, and then i get finished off.

    Orikaeshigitae on
  • SueveSueve Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Malkor wrote: »
    I get really pissed off really easily when I play this, nowadays. I'm not playing it very much, either. :/

    Pissed off at what?

    mainly soldiers and demos firing blindly while i'm cloaked. the splash damage makes me flicker, and then i get finished off.

    Yeah, especially playing on the PA servers, its really hard now to do well as a spy. Really fucking difficult.

    Sueve on
  • Cold Salmon and HatredCold Salmon and Hatred __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2008
    Just played a dustbowl game.

    Had about a 350 ping throughout almost the entire match, and I was playing as Pyro. I guess I can sort of see what people are saying about it being hard but at some points during the match it was really really easy.

    Like I'd jump down to destroy a sentry and one second it would be shooting me and Im not even really pointing at it and suddenly it's blown up and I have points

    Cold Salmon and Hatred on
  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2008
    Sueve wrote: »
    Malkor wrote: »
    I get really pissed off really easily when I play this, nowadays. I'm not playing it very much, either. :/

    Pissed off at what?

    mainly soldiers and demos firing blindly while i'm cloaked. the splash damage makes me flicker, and then i get finished off.

    Yeah, especially playing on the PA servers, its really hard now to do well as a spy. Really fucking difficult.

    also, the constant lag doesn't help

    every time i disguise, everyone jumps about five feet away from me

    same if i backstab anyone, which means i have to swipe twice, which means i'm usually dead

    Orikaeshigitae on
  • DayDay Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    The reverse of that is what sucks Zot, when youre running at full health > lag > death, makes you sad in the pants.

    Day on
    Currently Playing: TF2/Audiosurf
    http://steamcommunity.com/id/Daymion
  • Cold Salmon and HatredCold Salmon and Hatred __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2008
    oh yeah

    I shot a soldier and took him down instantly with the shotgun, there was no way he could have responded in time

    although at some points I saw a soldier and then suddenly I was dead, didn't even see the rockets coming

    Cold Salmon and Hatred on
  • SoaLSoaL fantastic Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    I'm making a stupid map and it had better turn out good. Going for a gravelpit style map (A&C then C) where the first CP is above the 2nd. Or is that the 2nd is above the 1st. There's a floor between them, but it's possible to rocket/sticky jump up between the two or just drop down through some holes.


    I can only pray it gets done and is fun.

    EDIT: If this idea falls flat, I should change it up so the CP on the bottom is a vertical mirror of the CP on the top.

    SoaL on
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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2008
    someone said they posted a pic of me but i can't find it anywhere

    Orikaeshigitae on
  • TyrantCowTyrantCow Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    someone said they posted a pic of me but i can't find it anywhere
    TyrantCow wrote: »
    Ker-plop!

    Image Dump

    A few of my favorites...

    tc_hydro0004.jpg

    tickticktickboomislookinggood.jpg

    orikaeislookinggood.jpg

    tc_hydro0002.jpg

    cp_well0002.jpg

    cp_well0003.jpg

    facemanislookinggood.jpg

    cp_dustbowl0000.jpg

    TyrantCow on
  • tyrannustyrannus i am not fat Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    that picture of orik is epic

    tyrannus on
  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2008
    holy shit! now i have two good pictures of me as a spy
    ctf2fort0011qf7.jpg

    Orikaeshigitae on
  • MorninglordMorninglord I'm tired of being Batman, so today I'll be Owl.Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    The faceman one is ironic, as is the analysis one, since he looks like he's having a real good think about whats going on around him.
    The projeck7 one is awesome. I'm so bad ass I can stare you down as I die.

    My favourite is tick tick boom though.

    Why cruel god? Why hast thou forsakenth me? SASHAAAAAA!

    Morninglord on
    (PSN: Morninglord) (Steam: Morninglord) (WiiU: Morninglord22) I like to record and toss up a lot of random gaming videos here.
  • tyrannustyrannus i am not fat Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    ha, I got blood on toastmold's suit. (good because he's a dick)
    toastmoldtheass.jpg

    icy gets his
    icygetshis.jpg

    tyrannus on
  • Regicid3Regicid3 Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    It... it says "Your hand" - what is that madness?

    Regicid3 on
  • QuestionMarkManQuestionMarkMan Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Some recent ones
    cp_well0000.jpg
    cp_badlands0000.jpg
    tc_hydro0002.jpg

    QuestionMarkMan on
  • tyrannustyrannus i am not fat Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    he blew me to pieces. that is my hand!

    tyrannus on
  • KreutzKreutz Blackwater Park, IARegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    holy shit! now i have two good pictures of me as a spy
    ctf2fort0011qf7.jpg

    Now that's Flavor Country.

    Kreutz on
  • TyrantCowTyrantCow Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Regicid3 wrote: »
    It... it says "Your hand" - what is that madness?
    ctf_turbine_v30002.jpg

    edit:
    Also,
    wallabeexislookinggood.jpg

    TyrantCow on
  • SueveSueve Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    ITS SUNDAY AFTERNOON, LETS FILL ANOTHER SERVER

    CAPS LOCKS 4 EMPHASIS AMIRITE?

    Sueve on
  • rakuenCallistorakuenCallisto Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2008
    APPLE BOTTOM JEANS WIF DA FUR

    rakuenCallisto on
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  • EdcrabEdcrab Actually a hack Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Man I can't decide whether I prefer my burning Ori pic over the badass Ori pic. Because it's so badass.

    Anyway my hit detection has really been on the blink recently. Either that or people really do have their heads in their elbows.

    Edcrab on
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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2008
    Edcrab wrote: »
    Man I can't decide whether I prefer my burning Ori pic over the badass Ori pic. Because it's so badass.

    Anyway my hit detection has really been on the blink recently. Either that or people really do have their heads in their elbows.

    i had trouble backstabbing a sniper today. a sniper who was standing still.

    Orikaeshigitae on
  • Cold Salmon and HatredCold Salmon and Hatred __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2008
    Edcrab wrote: »
    Man I can't decide whether I prefer my burning Ori pic over the badass Ori pic. Because it's so badass.

    Anyway my hit detection has really been on the blink recently. Either that or people really do have their heads in their elbows.

    i had trouble backstabbing a sniper today. a sniper who was standing still.

    I once backstabbed a sniper standing completely still 4 times

    Cold Salmon and Hatred on
  • FiarynFiaryn Omnicidal Madman Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    That might have been me. I remember I was trying to line up a shot on a Heavy while getting struck by occasional stray minigun bullets and thinking to myself, "Huh, that's doing more damage than stray bullets should" and turn around to find some poor Spy weeping at his ineffectual knife.

    Machete'd.

    Fiaryn on
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  • The_ScarabThe_Scarab Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Hey johnxp, put source tv on your server so i can watch people play with my broken arm.

    like some kind of overlord being amused by his pit fighters in some kind of fighting fantasy choose your own adventure novel from the 80s.

    'Dance, dance for the puppetmaster'

    Seriously, afaik it no longer takes up a server slot nor spectator slots and i miss tf2

    The_Scarab on
  • PMAversPMAvers Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    hay guys

    honk honk

    <_<

    PMAvers on
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  • SueveSueve Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    I can relate to this guys experience:
    http://youtube.com/watch?v=D1v2XFpmKJA&feature=related

    the start with the spy

    Sueve on
  • SoaLSoaL fantastic Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    PMAvers wrote: »
    hay guys

    honk honk

    <_<

    You have to italicize it.



    hey fellas

    honk honk

    SoaL on
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  • PMAversPMAvers Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Well, that explains why it didn't work. <_<

    PMAvers on
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