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  • StasisStasis Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    For the requesting and general annoying, I now have available over voice chat:

    Brian Eno - Force Marker (the music from the bank scene in the movie Heat)
    Cowboy Bebop - Tank!
    Fox NFL Sunday theme
    The Minibosses - Contra
    Steve Vai - Halo theme
    Ozma - Korobeiniki (otherwise known as the Tetris theme, but metal)
    The Centurions theme/intro

    Avoid me accordingly. :D

    Stasis on
  • MalakaiusMalakaius KalamazooRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Images! Always fun playing with you Photogenic Chaps.
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    Malakaius on
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  • SoaLSoaL fantastic Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    That Edcrab picture is terrifying.

    SoaL on
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  • BasilBasil Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Tonight was the first time I can recall seeing a sentry actually run out of ammo. Well played, engineer. Well played.

    -Jesus. It is. Creeeeepy Edcrab.

    Basil on
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  • SueveSueve Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    SoaL wrote: »
    That Edcrab picture is terrifying.

    Sueve on
  • StasisStasis Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Basil wrote: »
    Tonight was the first time I can recall seeing a sentry actually run out of ammo. Well played, engineer. Well played.
    How is that even possible? Unless people are just walking into it without even trying to take it down...? O_o

    Stasis on
  • DeadlySherpaDeadlySherpa Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    that red sentry pic is AWESOME

    edit-

    JAWESOME

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  • BasilBasil Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Stasis wrote: »
    Basil wrote: »
    Tonight was the first time I can recall seeing a sentry actually run out of ammo. Well played, engineer. Well played.
    How is that even possible? Unless people are just walking into it without even trying to take it down...? O_o

    It was spectacular, little sentry sitting in the corner of the central area on Well. We kept running around trying to kill blues, ignoring it.

    That didn't work out so hot.

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  • Regicid3Regicid3 Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Where do you all vent?

    Regicid3 on
  • RCagentRCagent Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    The Edcrab picture reminds me of the end of Raiders of the Lost Ark.

    Yeah.

    RCagent on
  • jonxpjonxp [E] PC Security Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    The_Scarab wrote: »
    Hey johnxp, put source tv on your server so i can watch people play with my broken arm.
    Seriously, afaik it no longer takes up a server slot nor spectator slots and i miss tf2

    Unfortunately there are still issues with it. As soon as they all get ironed out, I will set it up. There is a lot of discussion about this going on in the server mailing lists.

    jonxp on
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  • DeadlySherpaDeadlySherpa Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    wow servers are deserted

    i can understand why

    but still

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  • SnareSnare Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Im starting to love the scout more and more. They are great at SO many things, I musta got/helped with about 6 caps in 3 rounds on well last night, just such UBER fun. And upclose scattergun rips through everything!

    Also 2fort servers with instant respawn make for excellent snipering madness.

    Snare on
  • IdolisideIdoliside Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Screenshot Time!

    Oh noes! Its Jean Luc Picard!!!
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    The medic's "serious" side
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    Stalemates, time for fun...
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    Fly Iowa! Fly!
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    Revenge of the One Legged Pyro!
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    Another serious medic
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    Instead of winning the game, a demo tries to prove how manly he is...
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    Heavy Mad! Heavy got no Present!
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    And now for some Epeen to demonstrate why Medic kicks so much ass
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    My screenshot collection is here: http://s23.photobucket.com/albums/b384/Idoliside/tf2/

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  • martymarty Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    I get back tomorrow bishes, I'mma tear up some

    marty on
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  • EdcrabEdcrab Actually a hack Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Malakaius wrote: »
    Images! Always fun playing with you Photogenic Chaps.
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    Hey awesome I'm in a screensh- OH MY GOD WHAT THE HELL AM I DOING

    Edcrab on
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  • Flippy_DFlippy_D Digital Conquistador LondonRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Smash bros sappin' mah TF2.

    (all you lucky bastards playing it)

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  • SoaLSoaL fantastic Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Has it released in Europe?

    SoaL on
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  • IcemopperIcemopper Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Not till June 6th or something.

    Sucks for Europe.

    Icemopper on
  • martymarty Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    heh, I merely imported mine in from the canaaaaadiaaaaansss

    +5 to region free

    marty on
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  • Cold Salmon and HatredCold Salmon and Hatred __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2008
    I need brawl so badly right now, but I'm broke

    bah :(

    Cold Salmon and Hatred on
  • StasisStasis Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Idoliside wrote: »
    Screenshot Time!

    -snip-

    My screenshot collection is here: http://s23.photobucket.com/albums/b384/Idoliside/tf2/

    You choose the worst times to get screenshots with me on the scoreboard. :lol:

    Stasis on
  • fadingathedgesfadingathedges Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Some of the screencaps really show off how goddam well the models are all animated :P

    fadingathedges on
  • Goose!Goose! That's me, honey Show me the way home, honeyRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Edcrab wrote: »
    Malakaius wrote: »
    Images! Always fun playing with you Photogenic Chaps.
    cpdustbowl0009hn4.jpg

    Hey awesome I'm in a screensh- OH MY GOD WHAT THE HELL AM I DOING

    Burning to death, I believe.

    Goose! on
  • rakuenCallistorakuenCallisto Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2008
    Stasis wrote: »
    For the requesting and general annoying, I now have available over voice chat:

    Brian Eno - Force Marker (the music from the bank scene in the movie Heat)
    Cowboy Bebop - Tank!
    Fox NFL Sunday theme
    The Minibosses - Contra
    Steve Vai - Halo theme
    Ozma - Korobeiniki (otherwise known as the Tetris theme, but metal)
    The Centurions theme/intro

    Avoid me accordingly. :D
    Stasis, may you play Tank! and Centurians everytime i'm on your team? It would pump me up beyond belief.

    On another note, this weeks agenda:

    1) Spy is sapping my own skills. I'm getting terribly rusty at my favorite class and it's bothering me. I guess recently I've been more keen to blowing stuff up then sneaking around.

    2) Heavy is my next best friend. I never really got the concept of the guy at first. Sure he's awesome in TFC, he's tough as nails, and mows down enemies faster than any other class. YET, he's soooo slow and sluggish and knowing when to wind up and not to is the whole key. He seems to be easy for me when I'm demoman killing a Heavy, but now that I'm heavy I can kind of see the general attitude with facing demoman.

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  • ArikadoArikado Southern CaliforniaRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    I think I'll just stick to Medic and Engineer exclusively.

    If I go anything else, I'll have an awesome round followed by endless barbed-wire rape from the other team.

    Also, I seem to have the horrible luck of always joining a PA server during the longest Well match ever.

    Arikado on
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  • tyrannustyrannus i am not fat Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    i'm really, really liking playing medic at times.

    tyrannus on
  • rakuenCallistorakuenCallisto Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2008
    Engineer was my first class, believe it or not, and I loved setting up spots that would just completely surprise an enemy and hopefully block that region, or just shut them down.

    A lot of people, especially on PA, are used to several sentry spots and reoccuring areas. I found it the most productive and the most fun to be an offensive engineer, but stay about halfway behind the front lines to hold our team there and kill any pesky scouts or pyros trying to flank us.

    Hrmm I want to play engineer now again.. :P

    rakuenCallisto on
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  • King NadaKing Nada Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Rentilius wrote: »
    i'm really, really liking playing medic at times.

    I liked the part where you were like "Hey King's on our team, we'll win!" and then I sucked horribly. D:

    King Nada on
  • rakuenCallistorakuenCallisto Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2008
    Rentilius wrote: »
    i'm really, really liking playing medic at times.
    ty, have you seen a guy on the PA servers called "renzo" or "rezo" or something like that? watch out for him. he's quite the soldier himself.

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  • tyrannustyrannus i am not fat Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    King Nada wrote: »
    Rentilius wrote: »
    i'm really, really liking playing medic at times.

    I liked the part where you were like "Hey King's on our team, we'll win!" and then I sucked horribly. D:

    pffft we still won

    tyrannus on
  • Hey YouHey You Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Rentilius wrote: »
    i'm really, really liking playing medic at times.
    ty, have you seen a guy on the PA servers called "renzo" or "rezo" or something like that? watch out for him. he's quite the soldier himself.

    It's Rengo. Yes, he is really good, I have no idea who he is, which sometimes scares me.

    I also hate solders. Splash damage needs to be a touch higher. They can kill a pyro by pointing at their feet and only taking a quarter of the damage. I tested the rocket jump the other day and was able to successfully rocket jump 5 times before dieing. Demoman - only 2. Of course, that's all i play these days is demo (so im a little partial).

    Hey You on
  • rakuenCallistorakuenCallisto Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2008
    Hey You wrote: »
    It's Rengo. Yes, he is really good, I have no idea who he is, which sometimes scares me.

    I also hate solders. Splash damage needs to be a touch higher. They can kill a pyro by pointing at their feet and only taking a quarter of the damage. I tested the rocket jump the other day and was able to successfully rocket jump 5 times before dieing. Demoman - only 2. Of course, that's all i play these days is demo (so im a little partial).
    YES! Rengo! I was actually quite surprised cause he came down out of the sky like a banshee, and critted me in the face. I just sighed and expected another screen of tyrannus to pop up, but it ended up being some new dude named "Rengo".

    I was confused as to where this guy came from, hell I've never heard of em. Guys like him and ty make me want to go back to soldier but I've just been so caught up in the timing for demomen, I end up over or under shooting the rockets most of the time.

    Pyro will be the class I'll probably never play consistantly. I'm just god awful with anything but the shotgun.

    rakuenCallisto on
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  • ShogunShogun Hair long; money long; me and broke wizards we don't get along Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Hey You wrote: »
    Rentilius wrote: »
    i'm really, really liking playing medic at times.
    ty, have you seen a guy on the PA servers called "renzo" or "rezo" or something like that? watch out for him. he's quite the soldier himself.

    It's Rengo. Yes, he is really good, I have no idea who he is, which sometimes scares me.

    I also hate solders. Splash damage needs to be a touch higher. They can kill a pyro by pointing at their feet and only taking a quarter of the damage. I tested the rocket jump the other day and was able to successfully rocket jump 5 times before dieing. Demoman - only 2. Of course, that's all i play these days is demo (so im a little partial).

    Hate fucking soldiers and anyone who thinks they are hot shit playing soldier. Its just too easy. Demomen give me similar problems playing scout but if you're careful they can be taken out. My biggest problem is my speed often times kills me. I'll run directly into a soldier, demoman, or pyro and just like a soldier a demo just has to bounce a grenade at his feet and I'm dead. More often than not though I'll run directly into a sentry. A level 1 and you can make it back around the corner but a level three you can't even start running backwards before you've taken 4 missiles up the ass.

    Shogun on
  • tyrannustyrannus i am not fat Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    are you complaining about demoman as a scout? are you really?

    tyrannus on
  • rakuenCallistorakuenCallisto Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2008
    Rentilius wrote: »
    are you complaining about demoman as a scout? are you really?
    Yea seriously. Shogun also lost that one match for us on dustbowl. He had stickies on the point, and we were all preoccupied on the first point, some spy sneak capped it and he just had his stickies there the whole time. LOL was pretty funny.

    Iuno, when I'm scout, demoman are easy shit. All you need to do is come up behind them, nail them in the back with one shot, and you just need another direct hit to take em down.

    Pyros are the scarey ones. In badlands there's been countless times i'll come around a corner and literally just bump into a pyro and get stuck, while he just unloads the flames.

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  • StasisStasis Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Stasis, may you play Tank! and Centurians everytime i'm on your team? It would pump me up beyond belief.

    You got it.

    In other news, I've been playing Soldier a lot lately. I'm usually at or near the top of the scoreboard, but... I just don't feel it. I don't feel like I'm doing good. :|

    Oh well. I guess I'll keep at it.

    Stasis on
  • theantipoptheantipop Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Scouts are everywhere and they are nowhere.

    Valve needs to add a new Scout taunt: "POW! Right to the kissa!"

    theantipop on
  • HounHoun Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Rentilius wrote: »
    are you complaining about demoman as a scout? are you really?
    Yea seriously. Shogun also lost that one match for us on dustbowl. He had stickies on the point, and we were all preoccupied on the first point, some spy sneak capped it and he just had his stickies there the whole time. LOL was pretty funny.

    Iuno, when I'm scout, demoman are easy shit. All you need to do is come up behind them, nail them in the back with one shot, and you just need another direct hit to take em down.

    Pyros are the scarey ones. In badlands there's been countless times i'll come around a corner and literally just bump into a pyro and get stuck, while he just unloads the flames.

    I dunno about you, but when I'm playing Demo, Scouts one-shot me regardless of which side they come at.

    Every.
    Fucking.
    Time.

    Houn on
  • Hey YouHey You Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Shogun wrote: »
    Hey You wrote: »
    Rentilius wrote: »
    i'm really, really liking playing medic at times.
    ty, have you seen a guy on the PA servers called "renzo" or "rezo" or something like that? watch out for him. he's quite the soldier himself.

    It's Rengo. Yes, he is really good, I have no idea who he is, which sometimes scares me.

    I also hate solders. Splash damage needs to be a touch higher. They can kill a pyro by pointing at their feet and only taking a quarter of the damage. I tested the rocket jump the other day and was able to successfully rocket jump 5 times before dieing. Demoman - only 2. Of course, that's all i play these days is demo (so im a little partial).

    Hate fucking soldiers and anyone who thinks they are hot shit playing soldier. Its just too easy. Demomen give me similar problems playing scout but if you're careful they can be taken out. My biggest problem is my speed often times kills me. I'll run directly into a soldier, demoman, or pyro and just like a soldier a demo just has to bounce a grenade at his feet and I'm dead. More often than not though I'll run directly into a sentry. A level 1 and you can make it back around the corner but a level three you can't even start running backwards before you've taken 4 missiles up the ass.

    Yea, Shogun. I remember killing you a few times as a scout. I will lay down a sticky and run in a circle around it until you run over it. Its kind of funny. I usually win against scouts 4 to 1 when i do that. Annoying bastartds. Watch out for the STICKY next time.

    Hey You on
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