are you taking your liver to the recylcing centre next month
Are you taking your FACE to the recycling center next month?
no but i am taking your MOM
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Waka LakaRiding the stuffed UnicornIf ya know what I mean.Registered Userregular
edited February 2008
God that reminds me,
When I was in high school there was a resuscitation course I was doing on the beach, there was this guy who was playing as the victim and he was wearing small speedos. The trainer was a 40 odd year old bitch we called "brass balls" because she was kinda manly.
She was pressing down on this guy's chest and he got wood in front of the whole damn class of about 15-20.
Well I kept sleeping and I didn't wake up in time to catch the bus for my first class. The next bus at 10:06 will get me to school for 10:45-11:00 for my Math class and then I have English and I'm done.
i recently got in touch with a girl i haven't seen in two years. i used to like her but she was a bit of a psycho. i wonder what two years changed. looking forward to hanging out with her.
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Tossrocktoo weird to livetoo rare to dieRegistered Userregular
edited February 2008
I wonder if there is already a t-shirt that involves the words mother and smother
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Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
I'd scan the picture but the fluid stains are washing out the image.
Well, to the title. Not the body.
That said, this whole thing is a poor idea.
that counts right
If only
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
What are you doing getting all drunk on a Thursday night?
Steam
Get a job!
And I have a rehearsal at 10:00 tomorrow morning.
That I'm leading.
This'll be fun.
Giddy like a little school girl.
Fuck, is it embarrassing to stand in front of a dozen strangers and pour out a cascade of three hundred beer cans.
Not embarrassing enough to stop drinking, natch. But still embarrassing.
Going to life drawing class.
Then the male model gets a boner.
Then you get a boner.
And he smiles at you.
Wait, that's not embarassing at all.
Are you taking your FACE to the recycling center next month?
When I was in high school there was a resuscitation course I was doing on the beach, there was this guy who was playing as the victim and he was wearing small speedos. The trainer was a 40 odd year old bitch we called "brass balls" because she was kinda manly.
She was pressing down on this guy's chest and he got wood in front of the whole damn class of about 15-20.
Poor fuck will have to live that one off.
Edit - god damn spelling....
Edit- Me and my fucking anecdotes...
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Hey now. That's split between my roommate and I. And the occasional guest.
So that's only a hundred beer cans per month for me, thanks
The water wasn't hot enough and the pressure sucked and the towel I used afterwards was rough and coarse
this is not going to be a good day, I can already tell.
satisfy those mothering urges
I suddenly care much less about philosophy
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Sweet.
i recently got in touch with a girl i haven't seen in two years. i used to like her but she was a bit of a psycho. i wonder what two years changed. looking forward to hanging out with her.
GOD DAMN IT.