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Guys my life is pretty boners

Synthetic OrangeSynthetic Orange Registered User regular
edited February 2008 in Social Entropy++
Oh wait I'm actually stone cold sober. :|

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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
    SHUT UP AND DRAW ME

    #pipe on
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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    dang man what are you doing sober so early in the morning

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    Synthetic OrangeSynthetic Orange Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    #pipe wrote: »
    SHUT UP AND DRAW ME

    I'd scan the picture but the fluid stains are washing out the image.

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    PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Yo, me too.

    Well, to the title. Not the body.

    That said, this whole thing is a poor idea.

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    bongibongi regular
    edited February 2008
    i am hungover instead

    that counts right

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    PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
    bongi wrote: »
    i am hungover instead

    that counts right

    If only

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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
    also you don't wanna get your scanner all sticky

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    bongibongi regular
    edited February 2008
    i need something to eat to settle my stomach

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    Synthetic OrangeSynthetic Orange Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Dick counts as a square meal.

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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    bongi wrote: »
    i am hungover instead

    that counts right

    What are you doing getting all drunk on a Thursday night?

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    M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    I haven't been drunk in about a month or so.

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    JimmyJimmy __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2008
    If this were mine, I would indeed be drunk.

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    bongibongi regular
    edited February 2008
    i would call it more of a tubular meal myself

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    bongibongi regular
    edited February 2008
    bongi wrote: »
    i am hungover instead

    that counts right

    What are you doing getting all drunk on a Thursday night?
    student

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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    bongi wrote: »
    bongi wrote: »
    i am hungover instead

    that counts right

    What are you doing getting all drunk on a Thursday night?
    student

    Get a job!

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    KhavallKhavall British ColumbiaRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
    I'm getting drunk tonight....

    And I have a rehearsal at 10:00 tomorrow morning.

    That I'm leading.

    This'll be fun.

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    SikarianSikarian Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    This thread makes me feel all giddy inside.

    Giddy like a little school girl.

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    PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
    I went to the recycling center today, turning in the last month's aluminum.

    Fuck, is it embarrassing to stand in front of a dozen strangers and pour out a cascade of three hundred beer cans.

    Not embarrassing enough to stop drinking, natch. But still embarrassing.

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    bongibongi regular
    edited February 2008
    are you taking your liver to the recylcing centre next month

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    Synthetic OrangeSynthetic Orange Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    You know what else is embarassing?

    Going to life drawing class.

    Then the male model gets a boner.

    Then you get a boner.

    And he smiles at you.
    Later, there's coffee

    Wait, that's not embarassing at all.

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    bongibongi regular
    edited February 2008
    boners are always embarassing

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    SikarianSikarian Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    bongi wrote: »
    are you taking your liver to the recylcing centre next month

    Are you taking your FACE to the recycling center next month?

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    Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Morning-after coffee or just "hey I kinda like you" coffee.

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    TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
    No no, it was embarrassing for everyone else in the room, Synth

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    bongibongi regular
    edited February 2008
    Sikarian wrote: »
    bongi wrote: »
    are you taking your liver to the recylcing centre next month

    Are you taking your FACE to the recycling center next month?
    no but i am taking your MOM

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    Waka LakaWaka Laka Riding the stuffed Unicorn If ya know what I mean.Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    God that reminds me,

    When I was in high school there was a resuscitation course I was doing on the beach, there was this guy who was playing as the victim and he was wearing small speedos. The trainer was a 40 odd year old bitch we called "brass balls" because she was kinda manly.

    She was pressing down on this guy's chest and he got wood in front of the whole damn class of about 15-20.

    Poor fuck will have to live that one off.


    Edit - god damn spelling....

    Edit- Me and my fucking anecdotes...

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    PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
    bongi wrote: »
    are you taking your liver to the recylcing centre next month

    Hey now. That's split between my roommate and I. And the occasional guest.

    So that's only a hundred beer cans per month for me, thanks

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    bongibongi regular
    edited February 2008
    bongi wrote: »
    are you taking your liver to the recylcing centre next month

    Hey now. That's split between my roommate and I. And the occasional guest.

    So that's only a hundred beer cans per month for me, thanks
    enjoy liver failure sucka

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    JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    God I just had the worst shower ever

    The water wasn't hot enough and the pressure sucked and the towel I used afterwards was rough and coarse

    this is not going to be a good day, I can already tell.

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    bongibongi regular
    edited February 2008
    masturbate your cares away

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    TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Maybe you should settle down and adopt a child, Synth

    satisfy those mothering urges

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    JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Augh and it's -20C outside

    I suddenly care much less about philosophy

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    Synthetic OrangeSynthetic Orange Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    I'd have a hard time balancing my mothering urges, my smothering urges and my molestation urges.

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    Waka LakaWaka Laka Riding the stuffed Unicorn If ya know what I mean.Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Berk knows all too well.

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    Regicid3Regicid3 Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Well I kept sleeping and I didn't wake up in time to catch the bus for my first class. The next bus at 10:06 will get me to school for 10:45-11:00 for my Math class and then I have English and I'm done.

    Sweet.

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    i dunno, my life has been sorta picking up

    i recently got in touch with a girl i haven't seen in two years. i used to like her but she was a bit of a psycho. i wonder what two years changed. looking forward to hanging out with her.

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    TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
    I wonder if there is already a t-shirt that involves the words mother and smother

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    bongibongi regular
    edited February 2008
    why is every girl that anyone 'gets back in contact with' always 'a psycho'

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    JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    well if she wasn't a psycho they probably wouldn't have lost contact to begin with

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    Regicid3Regicid3 Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    FUCK, THERE'S A TEST TODAY!


    GOD DAMN IT.

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