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  • jwalkjwalk Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Metacortex wrote: »
    I'm just waiting for the official announcement that the A's are indeed a minor league team and were only placed on the MLB schedule due to a error in Bud Selig's office.

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  • Angel of DeathAngel of Death regular
    edited August 2008
    jwalk wrote: »
    Metacortex wrote: »
    I'm just waiting for the official announcement that the Pirates are indeed a minor league team and were only placed on the MLB schedule due to a error in Bud Selig's office.

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  • jwalkjwalk Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    What the fuck Giants. Tim Lincecum has had 5 starts and a 1.38 ERA against the Padres. He's 1-1
    I hope he's at least still 1-1 after tomorrow.
    You think Timmay is pissed? What about Cain? They showed a stat the other day - Cain has 12 starts in the last 2 years where he went 7+ innings and allowed 2 runs or less... 2 runs or less in 7+... what do you think his record in those 12 games should be? ..... 10-2?

    nope
    0-12 ...

    ZERO and fucking 12...

    including a complete game LOSS where he only gave up 1 run... :|

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  • LTMLTM Bikes and BeardsRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    jwalk wrote: »
    What the fuck Giants. Tim Lincecum has had 5 starts and a 1.38 ERA against the Padres. He's 1-1
    I hope he's at least still 1-1 after tomorrow.
    You think Timmay is pissed? What about Cain? They showed a stat the other day - Cain has 12 starts in the last 2 years where he went 7+ innings and allowed 2 runs or less... 2 runs or less in 7+... what do you think his record in those 12 games should be? ..... 10-2?

    nope
    0-12 ...

    ZERO and fucking 12...

    including a complete game LOSS where he only gave up 1 run... :|

    I suppose its karma for getting rich off the work of BALCO...

    But dammit it sucks to be a Giants fan. I was down there on opening weekend, and they had all these banners along the Embacadero with players and little slogans on them.

    Timmy - forget the slogan
    Aaron Rowand - forget the slogan

    and

    Bengie fucking Molina - "stands in front of freight trains"

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  • Dr.FunkensteinDr.Funkenstein Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Eh I don't mind those posters they're alright.

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  • Dr.FunkensteinDr.Funkenstein Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Also the MLB wants to start instant replays as soon as the 15th of this month

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  • jwalkjwalk Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    ALL OUT* ALL SEASON

    *
    of the division race, at least 5 games out in fact

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  • LTMLTM Bikes and BeardsRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Eh I don't mind those posters they're alright.

    I liked the idea a lot, I just couldn't believe bengie molina was on there.

    Its not hard to stand in front of a "freight train" when you are one...

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  • Dr.FunkensteinDr.Funkenstein Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Manny news conference in about a half an hour

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  • Dr.FunkensteinDr.Funkenstein Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Manny news conference in about a half an hour

    live conference on ESPN

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  • Goose!Goose! That's me, honey Show me the way home, honeyRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Why does Manny need a new conference? Where is the Pudge new conference? Or Texiera?

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  • TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Wait, is someone complaining about their ball club here?

    Because the Mariners have the worst record in the AL (that's right the whole thing), and only one other team in the entirety of baseball has a worse record (sorry Washington).

    I know, I should be used to it.

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  • simosimo Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Goose! wrote: »
    Why does Manny need a new conference? Where is the Pudge new conference? Or Texiera?

    manny's much better than pudge or texiera

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  • HorseshoeHorseshoe Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Also the MLB wants to start instant replays as soon as the 15th of this month

    please tell me this is a joke

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  • Dr.FunkensteinDr.Funkenstein Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    nope

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  • Goose!Goose! That's me, honey Show me the way home, honeyRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    As good at what? Pudge is certainly a much better fielder than Manny. Pudge plays arguably the hardest everyday position in the field. And he's been to 14 all star games and won 13 gold gloves. So yeah, just cause Manny is a power hitter doesn't mean he's automatically better. Especially when he acts the way he did in Boston.

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  • Dr.FunkensteinDr.Funkenstein Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    ahahahahaha fucked up that bitch

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  • simosimo Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    uh, manny is arguably the best right-handed hitter in 40 years

    pudge has been a great player, but he is not on the same level as manny, i don't care how good his defense is

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  • DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    edited August 2008
    arguably is the key word there

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  • Dr.FunkensteinDr.Funkenstein Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Alright guys, don't fuck this up for Timmy

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  • Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    In the last 40 years?

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  • simosimo Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    well, of guys who played the majority of their careers in the last 40 years, manny is 4th among right-handers in ops+

    pujols - 168
    mcgwire - 162
    frank thomas - 157
    manny - 154

    pujols could be the best right-handed hitter ever, but he still has too much time left to play to declare that yet
    mcgwire can get thrown out for obvious reasons
    thomas has been great, but he is declining extremely rapidly, much more so than manny

    then there's arod, who has a ops+ of 148, i guess he's in the conversation as well

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  • Dr.FunkensteinDr.Funkenstein Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Oh hey and guess what FUCKING HAPPENS PIECE OF SHIT FUCK CUNT BITCH

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  • Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    I saw your post as the "the best hitter in the last 40 years".

    So just ignore me.

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  • Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Of course one could always say Hank Aaron or Willie Mays. Since they have played within the last 40 years.

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  • simosimo Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    yea, but i didn't count them because they both peaked and played most of their careers before then

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  • Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Horrible Visalia, CARegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2008
    Oh hey and guess what FUCKING HAPPENS PIECE OF SHIT FUCK CUNT BITCH
    So I take it it is still 1-1?

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  • Dr.FunkensteinDr.Funkenstein Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    yep and probably with an ERA below 1

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  • jwalkjwalk Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    nice DP to end it there. that kid Ochoa can play. and so can Emmanuel "don't call me Manny" Burriss.

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  • jwalkjwalk Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    simo wrote: »
    yea, but i didn't count them because they both peaked and played most of their careers before then
    eh, I don't think Hank peaked before 1968.
    he hit 44 HR in 1969 (and hit .300)
    and 47 HR in 1971 (and .327) :shock:

    Bobby Bonds was also a pretty F'in good righty, just didn't have the length of career to hit as many HRs (332) he did steal 461 bases tho..

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  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    a triple and the winning run his first night

    woo

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  • simosimo Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    jwalk wrote: »
    simo wrote: »
    yea, but i didn't count them because they both peaked and played most of their careers before then
    eh, I don't think Hank peaked before 1968.
    he hit 44 HR in 1969 (and hit .300)
    and 47 HR in 1971 (and .327) :shock:

    Bobby Bonds was also a pretty F'in good righty, just didn't have the length of career to hit as many HRs (332) he did steal 461 bases tho..

    you're right 71 was his best year stats wise

    but again, he was 34 in 1968 so he still played most of his career before that

    bobby bonds was great, but i was really just considering hitting and i don't think he's on the same level as those other guys when you look only at hitting

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