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[Let's Play!] Jurassic Park: Operation Genesis - FINISHED - 04/15/08
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thank ya thank ya.
I've been tricked! DAMN YOU!!!
I'm glad it was appreciated, I even made the wikisite. All in all it took about an hour.
Yeah, forgot to re-upload the image when I switched web hosts. Just noticed after my last post.
I'll fix that tonight.
Yeah, I'm... not looking forward to it.
I mean, its a bit played out.
Maybe they will mix it up and add something more original... like Nazis or something.
I read the tagline for it, it was something along the lines of "Dinosaurs in the city ohnoes
I remember the 3rd one being terrible and I actually fell asleep during it.
Only reason I own the 3rd one on dvd is because it was cheaper to buy the 3 pack then buying individualy buying the first two.
Great LP by the way first one I've ever subscribed to.
Jurassic Park 4: OMG DINOBOTS
Announcement: Grimlock has died of robot rabies! Better raise a new one!
Should I end this with a lots of stars, money and happy customers? Or fences down, Island in the Dinosaurs rule?
Get lots of stars, money, and happy customers, then release the dinosaurs. Happy customers taste better.
I mean, it could be three thousand acres of mud and one tiny brontosaurus and it would be a fucking real life dinosaur in the year 2008. thats incredible.
staggers me how some people can be so ungrateful
'oh you spent billions of dollars reviving an extinct species of terrible ferocious lizard but the gift shop was too expensive three stars'
fuck those people.
Another part of me wants to see Gregory rampage through the park, devouring Raptors, people, and anything that lives.
Listen to your heart.
Do the first one at first until you get all the dinosaurs and then turn it into a Battle Royal except with dinosaurs instead of children.
Fixed that for you.
Like the movie!
Or the countless billions of visotors I have drowned in Roller Coaster Tycoon 2.
but I have an Idea...
Free Baskets o' Bacon for the tourists to carry around?
BACONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
How about compulsory Barbecue Sauce showers?
Hell, why not both?
Jesus Christ. Good thing I recently bought some web space... I have to go and edit a couple of the posts to point my server. Expect an update soon.
There seems to be a Raptor loose…
OH JESUS!
No time was wasted there.
My advisors are trying to warn me…
I guess this is a problem?
It’s on the hunt again!
I recently installed a sentry turret near the main entrance… and the wild Raptor is moving right towards it…
I guess it’s time to test these guns out!
Well, that was easy.
(Sorry I didn’t get a shot of it actually shooting the thing, it happened too fast)
And of course the Board of Directors is on my back again.
I took care of it didn’t I!?
Life is good once again in Jurassic Park. New dinosaurs are being grown every day.
My biggest pen is getting quite the variety of creatures in it, I’m pretty happy with it.
On the other hand, I’m getting a little bored with just watching these things eat grass and goats… I think it’s time to have a little fun.
And as if on cue, I get a new addition to the park.
His name is Norman.
(He’s a new species, but I have forgotten the name of it.)
Say Hi to the rangers Norman! It’s time to go into the ring!
And we can’t have Norman just stand in my special pen by himself; he needs a ‘friend’.
I think his friend’s name is Pierre. The bones I cloned him from were from France, and ‘Pierre’ was the name on the shipping crate… so I think it fits.
Now, here is where they both are going to be for a little while.
Well, one of them will be here for a little while. The other… well lets just say this will be his final resting place.
Ladies and Gentlemen, One night only… Norman Vs Pierre. Two Dinosaurs enter…. Only one will leave.
What do you think oh might Board of Directors?
Excellent!
LLLET'S GET READY TO RRRUMBLE!!!!
Norman gets a nice first hit in, knocking Pierre off his feet,
After circling one another,
Pierre goes in for the kill
But what’s this?!
Norman pushed Pierre into the corner!
I think this is it folks. Finish him!
And we have a winner! By extermination! Norman!
And the crowd goes wild!
Excellent…
Shortly, I get a message.
Spinosaurus? That sounds nice… I need one…
Oh yes. Look at this thing. He might be a match for Norman…
Oh god, Jeff here sleeps with his eyes open.
He’s always prepared…
Norman on the other hand sleeps with a cow in his mouth…
These two are huge, scary, ruthless killers. This means they must fight.
Oh man, Jeff is scaring Norman with his taunts!
He’s not too sure what to do!
Jeff just won’t stop!
I think Norman was pushed over the edge… he’s had enough.
And he knocks Jeff flat on his ass.
And then devours him.
Fucking hell, that was brutal.
But the public loves it!
That enough of these cage matches for now. I’ve decided to do a few additions to the park.
As he has proven himself King of the park, I don’t want to offend Norman by getting more of his kind, so I add a few Spinosaurus instead.
I’ve also expanded the Main Herbivore pen and added in the Safari ride.
The smaller dinosaurs like to sleep right infront of the Gates, almost every time a Jeep returns, it has to blare the horn to clear the way.
To update you on the grand scheme of things, this is the official park map.
We’ve grown quite a bit!
However… the Raptors a getting a bit restless…
The next Chapter has been played, just need to format the images and write it up!
- edit -
I think Norman is a Carcharodontosaurus. I think...
But then, Norman is a popular name for insane killing machines, so I suppose it's no surprise.
I may then do one for the first Condemned Game... depending on how it plays (another game I've never played)
I love this one so
There is actually a lot wrong with the game.... and I think I'm ready to move on :P
I'm actually working on getting these previous chapters up onto my site to save for the future.
BTW Houk - I'm pretty flattered your enjoying this. Someone that worked on mass effect likes something I've put together!
SOMEONE DIED
GLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
And didn't the movie say that the head raptor kept killing off all but 1 or 2 of the other raptors before they separated them? Guess they're just trying to be "true" to the "science".
All done! You can use that link if you want to refer to this Let's Play in the future.
Embarassing. But you're still awesome! :P
Have you ever played condemned before?
I've never played AVp2 ever, not even seen it. I wanna do a lets play with a full recording of me through the microphone as i scream like a girly girl at the aliens.
id imagine condemned would be great for that. so many 'OH FUCK' moments.