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[Let's Play!] Jurassic Park: Operation Genesis - FINISHED - 04/15/08

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  • taliosfalcontaliosfalcon Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    bahh, I don't start watching out for april fools jokes until its actually april =p also yes, the II was pretty well done

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  • SueveSueve Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    bahh, I don't start watching out for april fools jokes until its actually april =p also yes, the II was pretty well done

    thank ya thank ya.

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  • That Dave FellaThat Dave Fella Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Yeah that II was pretty badass. Looked like the Jurassic Park 3 logo. Very well done.

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  • darunia106darunia106 J-bob in games Death MountainRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    :!:

    I've been tricked! DAMN YOU!!!
    I keed, nice joke

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  • SueveSueve Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    darunia106 wrote: »
    :!:

    I've been tricked! DAMN YOU!!!
    I keed, nice joke

    I'm glad it was appreciated, I even made the wikisite. All in all it took about an hour.

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  • Sharp101Sharp101 TorontoRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    You jerk. You had me so excited. Nice job (the box art sold it)
    Just a note, the link to the lets play is gone from your sig.

    Yeah, forgot to re-upload the image when I switched web hosts. Just noticed after my last post.
    I'll fix that tonight.

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  • That Dave FellaThat Dave Fella Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    After you fooled us Sueve I decided to put Jurassic Park 4 into google thinking I'd find something funny or another prank, I was totally unaware that they're actually releasing a 4th one.

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  • SueveSueve Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    After you fooled us Sueve I decided to put Jurassic Park 4 into google thinking I'd find something funny or another prank, I was totally unaware that they're actually releasing a 4th one.

    Yeah, I'm... not looking forward to it.

    I mean, its a bit played out.

    Maybe they will mix it up and add something more original... like Nazis or something.

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  • That Dave FellaThat Dave Fella Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Sueve wrote: »
    After you fooled us Sueve I decided to put Jurassic Park 4 into google thinking I'd find something funny or another prank, I was totally unaware that they're actually releasing a 4th one.

    Yeah, I'm... not looking forward to it.

    I mean, its a bit played out.

    Maybe they will mix it up and add something more original... like Nazis or something.

    I read the tagline for it, it was something along the lines of "Dinosaurs in the city ohnoes D:"

    I remember the 3rd one being terrible and I actually fell asleep during it.

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  • HoukHouk Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Sharp101 wrote: »
    If you do go to my site, please note that it's a work in progress... stuff might be fucked up...
    Perhaps you could provide an option to see live dinosaurs up close and personal in the meantime. Surely you don't need those electric fences and security cameras online for that. I can see no harm coming from this.

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  • couttscoutts Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Sueve wrote: »
    After you fooled us Sueve I decided to put Jurassic Park 4 into google thinking I'd find something funny or another prank, I was totally unaware that they're actually releasing a 4th one.

    Yeah, I'm... not looking forward to it.

    I mean, its a bit played out.

    Maybe they will mix it up and add something more original... like Nazis or something.

    I read the tagline for it, it was something along the lines of "Dinosaurs in the city ohnoes D:"

    I remember the 3rd one being terrible and I actually fell asleep during it.

    Only reason I own the 3rd one on dvd is because it was cheaper to buy the 3 pack then buying individualy buying the first two.
    Great LP by the way first one I've ever subscribed to.

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  • fortyforty Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Sueve wrote: »
    march tricks, april fools

    i thought i did a good job on the cover given i changed:

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    to


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    that 2 on the end of it was an interesting problem though, i had to get those and change them.

    hehehehehe

    i
    Yeah, but who releases new PC games on a Friday!? Obviously fakezorz!!!1

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  • SenshiSenshi BALLING OUT OF CONTROL WavefrontRegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
    coutts wrote: »
    Only reason I own the 3rd one on dvd is because it was cheaper to buy the 3 pack then buying individualy buying the first two.
    Great LP by the way first one I've ever subscribed to.
    The first two are epic, of course. The third one was ass.

    Jurassic Park 4: OMG DINOBOTS

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  • CarcharodontosaurusCarcharodontosaurus Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Senshi wrote: »
    coutts wrote: »
    Only reason I own the 3rd one on dvd is because it was cheaper to buy the 3 pack then buying individualy buying the first two.
    Great LP by the way first one I've ever subscribed to.
    The first two are epic, of course. The third one was ass.

    Jurassic Park 4: OMG DINOBOTS

    Announcement: Grimlock has died of robot rabies! Better raise a new one!

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  • Sharp101Sharp101 TorontoRegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Alright guys, question. Even though I know what you people will answer....

    Should I end this with a lots of stars, money and happy customers? Or fences down, Island in the Dinosaurs rule?

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  • FoodFood Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Sharp101 wrote: »
    Alright guys, question. Even though I know what you people will answer....

    Should I end this with a lots of stars, money and happy customers? Or fences down, Island in the Dinosaurs rule?

    Get lots of stars, money, and happy customers, then release the dinosaurs. Happy customers taste better.

    Food on
  • The_ScarabThe_Scarab Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    What I want to know is how can the park have a rating of 2.5 stars?

    I mean, it could be three thousand acres of mud and one tiny brontosaurus and it would be a fucking real life dinosaur in the year 2008. thats incredible.

    staggers me how some people can be so ungrateful

    'oh you spent billions of dollars reviving an extinct species of terrible ferocious lizard but the gift shop was too expensive three stars'

    fuck those people.

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  • CarcharodontosaurusCarcharodontosaurus Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Part of me wants to see how the park will develop into a flourishing wonderland of prehistoric marvels.

    Another part of me wants to see Gregory rampage through the park, devouring Raptors, people, and anything that lives.

    Listen to your heart.

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  • urahonkyurahonky Cynical Old Man Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Oh God... I laughed so hard at that Scarab.

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  • CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Sharp101 wrote: »
    Alright guys, question. Even though I know what you people will answer....

    Should I end this with a lots of stars, money and happy customers? Or fences down, Island in the Dinosaurs rule?

    Do the first one at first until you get all the dinosaurs and then turn it into a Battle Royal except with dinosaurs instead of children.

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  • couttscoutts Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    titmouse wrote: »
    Do the first one at first until you get all the dinosaurs and then turn it into a Battle Royal except with dinosaurs as well as children.

    Fixed that for you.

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  • The_ScarabThe_Scarab Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    The obvious answer is build the perfect park, then loose the dinosaurs.

    Like the movie!

    Or the countless billions of visotors I have drowned in Roller Coaster Tycoon 2.

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  • Sharp101Sharp101 TorontoRegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
    By the way - I'm finding it incredibly hard getting my dinosaurs to eat people....

    but I have an Idea...

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  • AccualtAccualt Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Sharp101 wrote: »
    By the way - I'm finding it incredibly hard getting my dinosaurs to eat people....

    but I have an Idea...

    Free Baskets o' Bacon for the tourists to carry around?

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  • Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity What a lovely day for tea Secret British ThreadRegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Accualt wrote: »
    Sharp101 wrote: »
    By the way - I'm finding it incredibly hard getting my dinosaurs to eat people....

    but I have an Idea...

    Free Baskets o' Bacon for the tourists to carry around?

    BACONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

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  • CarcharodontosaurusCarcharodontosaurus Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Accualt wrote: »
    Sharp101 wrote: »
    By the way - I'm finding it incredibly hard getting my dinosaurs to eat people....

    but I have an Idea...

    Free Baskets o' Bacon for the tourists to carry around?

    How about compulsory Barbecue Sauce showers?

    Hell, why not both?

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  • Sharp101Sharp101 TorontoRegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
    As I work on the next Chapter, I notice my free image host account stats....
    Space: 7.5 MB / 100.0 MB
    Bandwidth: 8.0 GB / 10.0 GB

    Jesus Christ. Good thing I recently bought some web space... I have to go and edit a couple of the posts to point my server. Expect an update soon. :D

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  • Sharp101Sharp101 TorontoRegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Cage Match
    We left our park last time with a bit of a problem
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    There seems to be a Raptor loose…
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    OH JESUS!
    No time was wasted there.

    My advisors are trying to warn me…
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    I guess this is a problem?
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    It’s on the hunt again!
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    I recently installed a sentry turret near the main entrance… and the wild Raptor is moving right towards it…
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    I guess it’s time to test these guns out!
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    Well, that was easy.
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    (Sorry I didn’t get a shot of it actually shooting the thing, it happened too fast)

    And of course the Board of Directors is on my back again.
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    I took care of it didn’t I!?


    Life is good once again in Jurassic Park. New dinosaurs are being grown every day.
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    My biggest pen is getting quite the variety of creatures in it, I’m pretty happy with it.
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    On the other hand, I’m getting a little bored with just watching these things eat grass and goats… I think it’s time to have a little fun.

    And as if on cue, I get a new addition to the park.
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    His name is Norman.
    (He’s a new species, but I have forgotten the name of it.)

    Say Hi to the rangers Norman! It’s time to go into the ring!
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    And we can’t have Norman just stand in my special pen by himself; he needs a ‘friend’.
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    I think his friend’s name is Pierre. The bones I cloned him from were from France, and ‘Pierre’ was the name on the shipping crate… so I think it fits.

    Now, here is where they both are going to be for a little while.
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    Well, one of them will be here for a little while. The other… well lets just say this will be his final resting place.

    Ladies and Gentlemen, One night only… Norman Vs Pierre. Two Dinosaurs enter…. Only one will leave.
    What do you think oh might Board of Directors?
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    Excellent!

    LLLET'S GET READY TO RRRUMBLE!!!!
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    Norman gets a nice first hit in, knocking Pierre off his feet,
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    After circling one another,
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    Pierre goes in for the kill
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    But what’s this?!
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    Norman pushed Pierre into the corner!
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    I think this is it folks. Finish him!
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    And we have a winner! By extermination! Norman!
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    And the crowd goes wild!
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    Excellent…


    Shortly, I get a message.
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    Spinosaurus? That sounds nice… I need one…
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    Oh yes. Look at this thing. He might be a match for Norman…
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    Oh god, Jeff here sleeps with his eyes open.
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    He’s always prepared…

    Norman on the other hand sleeps with a cow in his mouth…
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    These two are huge, scary, ruthless killers. This means they must fight.
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    Oh man, Jeff is scaring Norman with his taunts!
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    He’s not too sure what to do!
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    Jeff just won’t stop!
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    I think Norman was pushed over the edge… he’s had enough.
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    And he knocks Jeff flat on his ass.
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    And then devours him.
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    Fucking hell, that was brutal.
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    But the public loves it!


    That enough of these cage matches for now. I’ve decided to do a few additions to the park.
    As he has proven himself King of the park, I don’t want to offend Norman by getting more of his kind, so I add a few Spinosaurus instead.
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    I’ve also expanded the Main Herbivore pen and added in the Safari ride.
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    The smaller dinosaurs like to sleep right infront of the Gates, almost every time a Jeep returns, it has to blare the horn to clear the way.
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    To update you on the grand scheme of things, this is the official park map.
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    We’ve grown quite a bit!

    However… the Raptors a getting a bit restless…
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    The next Chapter has been played, just need to format the images and write it up!

    - edit -
    I think Norman is a Carcharodontosaurus. I think...

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  • Sharp101Sharp101 TorontoRegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Guys? D:

    Sharp101 on
  • HoukHouk Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
    I think we're all just reeling from the carnage. I knew Norman would give the beatdown to that pussy Pierre, but I was surprised at how quickly he took out Jeff.

    But then, Norman is a popular name for insane killing machines, so I suppose it's no surprise.

    Houk on
  • Sharp101Sharp101 TorontoRegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
    For those of you that have given up on this, I am determined to finish. This Let's Play will finish by this weekend.

    I may then do one for the first Condemned Game... depending on how it plays (another game I've never played)

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  • thorpethorpe Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    But but but.


    I love this one so D:

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  • Sharp101Sharp101 TorontoRegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Heh, I know, but it can't go on forever!

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  • HoukHouk Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
    You have to go at least until you can get a group of raptors to face down a full-grown t-rex to recreate the final scene of the movie. It cannot end before then!

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  • Sharp101Sharp101 TorontoRegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
    There is a problem with that.... I've spent thousands on Raptors in this game,. I make sure I have at least 6 or 7 of them at all times, but they go crazy really easy and every half hour or so they go murder crazy and start killing each other until there is only 1 or 2 left. I'll make more and then they just kill each other again. It's really annoying.

    There is actually a lot wrong with the game.... and I think I'm ready to move on :P

    I'm actually working on getting these previous chapters up onto my site to save for the future.

    BTW Houk - I'm pretty flattered your enjoying this. Someone that worked on mass effect likes something I've put together! :D

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  • Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity What a lovely day for tea Secret British ThreadRegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Sharp101 wrote: »
    Guys? D:
    I've been sleeping.

    SOMEONE DIED

    GLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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  • FoodFood Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Hmmm... this Norman fellow... I like the cut of his jib. He's my kind of dinosaur. I demand more Norman in the next update!

    Food on
  • HoukHouk Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Sharp101 wrote: »
    There is a problem with that.... I've spent thousands on Raptors in this game,. I make sure I have at least 6 or 7 of them at all times, but they go crazy really easy and every half hour or so they go murder crazy and start killing each other until there is only 1 or 2 left. I'll make more and then they just kill each other again. It's really annoying.

    There is actually a lot wrong with the game.... and I think I'm ready to move on :P

    I'm actually working on getting these previous chapters up onto my site to save for the future.

    BTW Houk - I'm pretty flattered your enjoying this. Someone that worked on mass effect likes something I've put together! :D
    I will go ahead and be flattered for Takyris, since he's the one who did Mass Effect. I'm the Disgaea series guy. I have a feeling he would enjoy this, anyway.

    And didn't the movie say that the head raptor kept killing off all but 1 or 2 of the other raptors before they separated them? Guess they're just trying to be "true" to the "science".

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  • Sharp101Sharp101 TorontoRegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Sharp101 wrote: »
    I'm actually working on getting these previous chapters up onto my site to save for the future.

    All done! You can use that link if you want to refer to this Let's Play in the future. :)


    Houk wrote: »
    I will go ahead and be flattered for Takyris, since he's the one who did Mass Effect. I'm the Disgaea series guy. I have a feeling he would enjoy this, anyway.

    Embarassing. But you're still awesome! :P

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  • The_ScarabThe_Scarab Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    This is so good.

    Have you ever played condemned before?

    I've never played AVp2 ever, not even seen it. I wanna do a lets play with a full recording of me through the microphone as i scream like a girly girl at the aliens.

    id imagine condemned would be great for that. so many 'OH FUCK' moments.

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