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Dorf Fortress "Toady One has created a masterpiece"

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  • BasilBasil Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Abbalah wrote: »
    Oh god, more berserkings. So many more.

    In the space of a month or so, my population has dropped from 103 to 60. Of those 60, like a dozen are currently tantruming. They are throwing the corpses of the dead over the cliffs to vent their frustration. I get the feeling this is going to be the end of the fort.

    I salute you, sir.

    Basil on
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  • SorensonSorenson Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Am I doing the Sand Collection zones wrong? I hit I, designate an underground "Yellow Sand" area, activate it and then do the "Collect Sand" task at the glass furnace. It tells me I need an active sand collection area... which I did...
    While I've not fucked around with sand and glass-making, could it be that you're trying to collect from a sand-cavern floor instead of just sand? Maybe you need the loose, flowy stuff instead of that hard packed-in kind. I'm pretty sure they look alike.

    Sorenson on
  • xzzyxzzy Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    I'll take a year of Tinbolt too, just to keep the ball rolling.

    xzzy on
  • J3pJ3p Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    So all was going well in my 90 dwarf fortress.

    Until...
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    That name is a lie!

    Long story short I now know what Japanese schoolgirls feel like.

    J3p on
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  • AbbalahAbbalah Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    The end of the fortress Tomemurdered

    The population dwindled rapidly, with the many berserk dwarves killing those few left sane. Those that didn't berserk went meloncholy and tried to drown themselves in the well, but by that point the water was only 3 units deep in the pool so they all just hung around the bottom looking silly until they starved.

    The mayor finally snapped and personally accounted for the deaths of nearly twenty dwarves before being brought down by his second-in-command, who has for some reason remained perfectly cheerful through all of this.

    I can only assume he didn't really like anyone.

    Over time, every dwarf in the fort died off except for said second-in-command, who promptly elected himself mayor.

    A goblin ambush of half a dozen speargoblins showed up.

    He killed four of them before they fled. He's pretty hardcore.

    After a season or so of hermitude, migrants! Except everyone knows this place is a hellish deathtrap, so the only migrants I get are a replacement dungeon master and a philosopher. How constructive.

    Another season passes with nobody really doing much of anything, until a goblin siege four units strong arrives. One unit is entirely composed of archers, and a second is led by an elite archer.

    They butcher the dungeon master and the philosopher.

    The new mayor, by now known as the dreaded Fish of Tears, a title presumably chosen and awarded by himself, proves that he has earned the title by singlehandedly repelling the entire siege unarmed.

    Unfortunately for him, though, he sustained a broken arm during the fight, and while resting in bed eventually starved to death as there was nobody else left in the fort to bring him food or water and he was apparently too lazy to walk ten yards to the giant stockpile containing hundreds of units of food and booze.

    ...

    When I have time I'll have to go reclaim the site and see if I can finish it

    Abbalah on
  • J3pJ3p Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Holy shit.

    That mayor was hardcore.

    J3p on
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  • Rhesus PositiveRhesus Positive GNU Terry Pratchett Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Abbalah wrote: »
    Those that didn't berserk went meloncholy and tried to drown themselves in the well, but by that point the water was only 3 units deep in the pool so they all just hung around the bottom looking silly until they starved.

    That is hilarious.

    Rhesus Positive on
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  • J3pJ3p Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    WOO! Two dwarves survived the ordeal uninjured! The dozen or so who fought valiantly and survived with injuries will likely die of starvation.

    But hey two will carry on the legacy woo woo!

    J3p on
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  • fadingathedgesfadingathedges Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    badass mayors, tentacle demons D: everyone's forts are more interesting than mine :P

    hopefully i'll play this one long enough for Cool Thing to happen >.<

    fadingathedges on
  • J3pJ3p Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Seriously what is with that Tentacle Demon's name anyway?

    Rum Slowloves the Saint of Seduction?

    There are so many things wrong with that.

    J3p on
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  • Zetetic ElenchZetetic Elench Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    The creepiest part is the alliteration.

    Zetetic Elench on
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  • DkarrdeDkarrde Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    J3p wrote: »
    WOO! Two dwarves survived the ordeal uninjured! The dozen or so who fought valiantly and survived with injuries will likely die of starvation.

    But hey two will carry on the legacy woo woo!

    More likely they'll go berserk from all their friends dying and blend each other into +dwarf slurry biscuits+ (this consists of well-minced dwarf chunks and well-minced dwarf chunks).

    Dkarrde on
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  • RedMageDarionRedMageDarion Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    My dorf population just doubled.

    I have no idea what to do with them all OH GOD WHY.

    Now I have to build more bedrooms and workshops and oh man oh man I've got not so much food.

    Also like 23 dogs. Holy shit dogs everywhere.

    RedMageDarion on
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  • DivebommahDivebommah Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Sounds like it's time to make hot dogs.

    See what I did there?

    Divebommah on
  • freakish lightfreakish light butterdick jones and his heavenly asshole machineRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    My dorf population just doubled.

    I have no idea what to do with them all OH GOD WHY.

    Now I have to build more bedrooms and workshops and oh man oh man I've got not so much food.

    Also like 23 dogs. Holy shit dogs everywhere.

    One of these problems is the solution to the other.

    Here's a hint: Build a butcher shop first.

    freakish light on
  • fadingathedgesfadingathedges Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Make a bunch of them farm :D

    fadingathedges on
  • RedMageDarionRedMageDarion Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    I think I'm going to be okay.

    I'm up to two dedicated Farmers and a dedicated Cook/Brewer.

    I've also got like 5 (!) Fishery workers, so hopefully we should be good with fish for a while.

    I think my main issue is that I've got like no metal, so I'm stuck with a couple axes, a spear, a pick or 3.

    Hopefully nothing will attack me before I can get some.

    RedMageDarion on
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  • MuddBuddMuddBudd Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Well shit.

    No wonder my last fortress was starving

    I keep bringing tons of food, but didn't realize that uncooked meat will rot EVEN IN BARRELS.

    Dammit, like, 200+ meat just gone, like that.

    Oh well, time to watch the fireworks. Next time bring a cook with me I guess.

    MuddBudd on
    There's no plan, there's no race to be run
    The harder the rain, honey, the sweeter the sun.
  • J3pJ3p Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Hahahahaha.

    Elven Caravan arrives. In their infuriatingly pompous tone, they're all like, "We must bypass your site, for we cannot access it." No shit, I have no site. Jackasses. So as they stood there with chins high, arms to their hips and one foot busily tapping the ground, another faction took interest. By faction I mean Goblin Crossbowmen, and by "took interest" I mean "started shooting the elvish bastards full of iron". The onslaught of iron boltitude perforated many, yet in defiance of my hopes, there was an elf unwounded in the slurry of elven blood. Surveying the situation he decided it was probably best to go fucking berserk. Invigorated by this state of mind, he grabbed his nearest comrade and beat the poor lad into a pulp. Unsatisfied by the soft skin of elves, he leapt at the leader of the Goblin squad, pummeling the greenskin with a flurry of fists and knees and headbutts. The gobbos retreated.

    Then he killed a mule.

    Now the berserk elf proudly stands atop a nearby hill, surrounded by blood, flies and deceased comrades.

    J3p on
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  • BlueDestinyBlueDestiny Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Mine out the hill and collapse it from under him.

    BlueDestiny on
  • J3pJ3p Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Bit late for that.

    Another ambush came. He was finely diced.

    J3p on
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  • XtarathXtarath Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Capture him in a cage and start an Elf zoo.

    Fixed! I wonder if there's a way to keep that bug that makes merchants vulnerable to traps...

    Xtarath's log, late winter

    Got a letter from the king today, said me and six other doomed souls are heading to the tundra, to "populate" it for later dwarves. Right, like anyone is going to want to go to that haunted hunk of ice. Regardless, we're to set out soon, and I might as well be ready.

    Xtarath on
  • J3pJ3p Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Run a fortress based on the single industry of farming!

    J3p on
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  • SamorisSamoris Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    J3p wrote: »
    Run a fortress based on the single industry of farming!

    Are you allowed to cook the food/brew some drinks?

    Samoris on
  • fadingathedgesfadingathedges Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    J3p wrote: »
    Run a fortress based on the single industry of farming!

    Plump helmet helmets!

    fadingathedges on
  • CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Why can't the farmers use hoes? I want to form a peasant army.

    Couscous on
  • SamorisSamoris Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Time out error =\

    Samoris on
  • XtarathXtarath Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    J3p wrote: »
    Run a fortress based on the single industry of farming!

    Uhg, I think that would be a pain enough in the tundra, but with zombie squatch after me, I'd hard pressed. Hopefully I can have some cow juice to keep my dwarves from death. Also, saved for further updates.

    Xtarath's Log, Early Spring

    It's impossible to tell the days here, as they are all cold. We arrived on the tundra and made our way to this place. We call this place Damidusir, or Witchglacier. It has earned it's name, a pack of ice wolves best our outpost before we had a chance to even gain the barest of footholds, Damung, SoaL, and I went to push them back. We killed them but SoaL was injured in his leg and lower body, we fear for him, for without a proper settelment, he might not be able to recover. Damung and I suffered only minor injuries.

    Samoris also spotted the magma vent, he muttered something about an arena suspened over it, I just shook my head, and told him, that sadly, there was no magma vent. I would like an arena but it will have to take awhile first. So far, it has been tough but hopefully we should be able to claim this land for all of Dwarfkind.

    Xtarath on
  • RendRend Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    What have I done?!

    So apparently water ALWAYS fills up to its source... like, always always. Cause I dug about four floors under my fortress and tunneled a way down there for water to get to the well shaft I had planned for my dining room.

    So now my entire fortress is flooded with water. Though i have to say, the one dwarf who drowned went down right after he came from a mood creating an artifact.

    I figure if I wait until winter, the water will freeze and stop flowing and I can put a floodgate in or something, but would i have to drain my fortress, and would it be worth it to recover my sunken abode?

    Rend on
  • freakish lightfreakish light butterdick jones and his heavenly asshole machineRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    That's why you build floodgates first, so you can control how much water goes into a given place. With an unlimited supply of water, the pressure will keep it going until it reaches equilibrium at ground level. It's especially bad with a river, where the water actually moves fast.

    Now that the water is underground, it will not freeze. Maybe if you built a gigantic underground cavity you could drain all of the water into it, but if your entire fortress is flooded it might be difficult to mine that much square footage quickly, depending on how fast you need to get back in there and use your fortress's facilities/supplies.

    edit: also, if you drain it somehow (upward staircase?) you'll probably lose your miner with that huge influx of water.

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  • xzzyxzzy Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Oh boy, I may have stumbled across the best region I have ever made:

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    The red dots are decent spots I've scouted out with regional prospector (all have magma and cave rivers) and everything is evil. There's a lone elven outpost to the east that is "serene", but everything else is heavily forested and sinister (few haunted/terrifying tiles).

    If this isn't a post-apocalyptic world, I don't know what is.

    xzzy on
  • J3pJ3p Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Go for terrifying!

    I mean, what's the worst that could happen?

    J3p on
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  • xzzyxzzy Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    J3p wrote: »
    Go for terrifying!

    I mean, what's the worst that could happen?

    Hilarity? I can't think of a downside.

    xzzy on
  • Tim JamesTim James Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Remind me again what "level" that region screenshot is at. Do a few of those characters equal one game map screen?

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  • SamorisSamoris Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Hey, would you mind uploading that region folder to rapidshare or something. I've been generating small worlds recently because Ive been attempting to get an evil region with magma and preferably a cave river or a chasm. I have yet to have any luck though, I keep getting serene/mirthful worlds.

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  • xzzyxzzy Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Tim James wrote: »
    Remind me again what "level" that region screenshot is at. Do a few of those characters equal one game map screen?

    Each tile in that image is a single playable region, the entire world is only 33x33 tiles big.

    I saw at least a half dozen other good fortress spots, if you like aquifers.

    xzzy on
  • xzzyxzzy Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Samoris wrote: »
    Hey, would you mind uploading that region folder to rapidshare or something. I've been generating small worlds recently because Ive been attempting to get an evil region with magma and preferably a cave river or a chasm. I have yet to have any luck though, I keep getting serene/mirthful worlds.

    The seed is 3131 on a "smaller" map size.

    http://xzzy.org/files/games/dwarfort/sinisterland.zip

    xzzy on
  • J3pJ3p Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    The elves visiting my Fortress have the worst luck ever.

    An elven caravan has arrived!
    An ambush! Curse them!

    Cut to scene of several elves being buried under a hail of bolts, blood painting the surround tiles. Cut to scene of heavily wounded donkey trying to escape, its every breath exponentially more laboured than the last. Finally, it collapses under its own weight. Air on the G String by J.S. Bach plays. Fade to black. Roll credits. Bloopers after credits. Exit rear.

    J3p on
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  • xzzyxzzy Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    J3p wrote: »
    The elves visiting my Fortress have the worst luck ever.

    An elven caravan has arrived!
    An ambush! Curse them!

    Cut to scene of several elves being buried under a hail of bolts, blood painting the surround tiles. Cut to scene of heavily wounded donkey trying to escape, its every breath exponentially more laboured than the last. Finally, it collapses under its own weight. Air on the G String by J.S. Bach plays. Fade to black. Roll credits. Bloopers after credits. Exit rear.

    I had one a ways back where one lone elf survived, and was fast enough to stay ahead of the goblins. He spent most of a spring and summer running away from them, marathon style. Eventually he got cut down by another ambush that spawned on top of him.

    xzzy on
  • J3pJ3p Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    xzzy wrote: »
    J3p wrote: »
    The elves visiting my Fortress have the worst luck ever.

    An elven caravan has arrived!
    An ambush! Curse them!

    Cut to scene of several elves being buried under a hail of bolts, blood painting the surround tiles. Cut to scene of heavily wounded donkey trying to escape, its every breath exponentially more laboured than the last. Finally, it collapses under its own weight. Air on the G String by J.S. Bach plays. Fade to black. Roll credits. Bloopers after credits. Exit rear.

    I had one a ways back where one lone elf survived, and was fast enough to stay ahead of the goblins. He spent most of a spring and summer running away from them, marathon style. Eventually he got cut down by another ambush that spawned on top of him.

    hahahah

    The ones here gained the attention of no less than three ambush parties, two of which were armed with bows. It was all over rather quickly. Now the ambushers are trying to get into my fortress proper, taking the only available path, which just so happens to be incredibly long and laced with twists and turns. And full of traps. Can't forget those.

    J3p on
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