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Jerk Chicken Thread- CHECK IN REQUIRED FROM LURKERS (also no porn- orikae)

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    Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    bongi wrote: »
    bongi wrote: »
    shank i met you in a dream last night and you were really really gay

    that's funny

    I almost had a wet dream last night but right before it became as such it became a lucid dream and I was such as "FUCK THIS" and everything exploded into bubbles

    actually i don't think i met you i was walking down this street and you went past surrounded by a gaggle of girls and you sounded really gay

    the gaggle of girls part is right, most of my friends are girls

    the gay-sounding part is not, as Neville said when he saw the video, "you sound a lot less gay than you look"

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    WhiteZinfandelWhiteZinfandel Your insides Let me show you themRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Alright dudes, I'm out. Alexis Texas done me in.

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    JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Einhander wrote: »
    Check out the stuff she did for FHM. It's not too bad.

    Not saying she's a super hottie or anything, but I wouldn't say no if she wanted to rub our genitals together.

    I don't know, it's like...

    What the fuck is she so happy about?

    I'm seeing food, you're a bit overweight, you're probably more naked than you really should be and yet...this improbably huge grin on your face, at all times...has your brain been touched by God?

    I'm not sure I'd feel comfortable boning a retarded girl.

    Maybe now you could make the argument that she's overweight

    back in her FHM and Maxim days, though? Curvy in all the right places.

    Plus you know she makes some fantastic noises in the sack and probably fucks accordingly

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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    wow the 2-3 day mark fucking murdered everyone

    like quitting smoking

    Raneados on
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    MaydayMayday Cutting edge goblin tech Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Ok, guys. I'm going under the shower with my girl.

    Let's see if I still have the willpower >:D

    Mayday on
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    Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    I don't have a hard time keeping it up (or down, ahohoho) except during showers and nights.

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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Alright dudes, I'm out. Alexis Texas done me in.

    she was WAY too much ass

    WAY

    TOO

    MUCH


    she needs a towing license or something I mean my goodness

    Raneados on
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    bongibongi regular
    edited March 2008
    bongi wrote: »
    bongi wrote: »
    shank i met you in a dream last night and you were really really gay

    that's funny

    I almost had a wet dream last night but right before it became as such it became a lucid dream and I was such as "FUCK THIS" and everything exploded into bubbles

    actually i don't think i met you i was walking down this street and you went past surrounded by a gaggle of girls and you sounded really gay

    the gaggle of girls part is right, most of my friends are girls

    the gay-sounding part is not, as Neville said when he saw the video, "you sound a lot less gay than you look"

    i sound much gayer than i look, so i guess you are in the clear

    bongi on
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    JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    The sucky part is I didn't even want to jerk it that bad

    I just thought it would help my depression

    Javen on
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    WallhitterWallhitter Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Er, just to notify the thread, I lost last night. Was browsing images, saw something good, couldn't hold it any longer. Around, oh, 12 at night, PST

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    NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Javen wrote: »
    Einhander wrote: »
    Check out the stuff she did for FHM. It's not too bad.

    Not saying she's a super hottie or anything, but I wouldn't say no if she wanted to rub our genitals together.

    I don't know, it's like...

    What the fuck is she so happy about?

    I'm seeing food, you're a bit overweight, you're probably more naked than you really should be and yet...this improbably huge grin on your face, at all times...has your brain been touched by God?

    I'm not sure I'd feel comfortable boning a retarded girl.

    Maybe now you could make the argument that she's overweight

    back in her FHM and Maxim days, though? Curvy in all the right places.

    Plus you know she makes some fantastic noises in the sack and probably fucks accordingly

    Marilyn Monroe was 5'5", only two inches taller than Rachel Ray and at her largest was reported as 140lbs. I can't believe, looking at Rachel Ray that she ever gets much higher than that. Anyone who looks at Rachel Ray and sees fat has their metrics seriously fucked over.

    NotASenator on
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    Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    bongi wrote: »
    bongi wrote: »
    bongi wrote: »
    shank i met you in a dream last night and you were really really gay

    that's funny

    I almost had a wet dream last night but right before it became as such it became a lucid dream and I was such as "FUCK THIS" and everything exploded into bubbles

    actually i don't think i met you i was walking down this street and you went past surrounded by a gaggle of girls and you sounded really gay

    the gaggle of girls part is right, most of my friends are girls

    the gay-sounding part is not, as Neville said when he saw the video, "you sound a lot less gay than you look"

    i sound much gayer than i look, so i guess you are in the clear

    hooray

    Charles Kinbote on
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    bongibongi regular
    edited March 2008
    bongi wrote: »
    bongi wrote: »
    bongi wrote: »
    shank i met you in a dream last night and you were really really gay

    that's funny

    I almost had a wet dream last night but right before it became as such it became a lucid dream and I was such as "FUCK THIS" and everything exploded into bubbles

    actually i don't think i met you i was walking down this street and you went past surrounded by a gaggle of girls and you sounded really gay

    the gaggle of girls part is right, most of my friends are girls

    the gay-sounding part is not, as Neville said when he saw the video, "you sound a lot less gay than you look"

    i sound much gayer than i look, so i guess you are in the clear

    hooray

    although i guess i have geographical homosexuality bred into me

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    NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    It is much harder to scan threads when Shank has posted.

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    JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    NotACrook wrote: »
    Javen wrote: »
    Einhander wrote: »
    Check out the stuff she did for FHM. It's not too bad.

    Not saying she's a super hottie or anything, but I wouldn't say no if she wanted to rub our genitals together.

    I don't know, it's like...

    What the fuck is she so happy about?

    I'm seeing food, you're a bit overweight, you're probably more naked than you really should be and yet...this improbably huge grin on your face, at all times...has your brain been touched by God?

    I'm not sure I'd feel comfortable boning a retarded girl.

    Maybe now you could make the argument that she's overweight

    back in her FHM and Maxim days, though? Curvy in all the right places.

    Plus you know she makes some fantastic noises in the sack and probably fucks accordingly

    Marilyn Monroe was 5'5", only two inches taller than Rachel Ray and at her largest was reported as 140lbs. I can't believe, looking at Rachel Ray that she ever gets much higher than that. Anyone who looks at Rachel Ray and sees fat has their metrics seriously fucked over.

    She looked a decent amount more than 140 at the Daytime emmy awards. Maybe it's because all the extra weight went to all the wrong places (her arms, tummy, and most apparent, her face) but I would not, now, compare her to Monroe. Also, the dresses she's been wearing lately seem to have been designed to hide her figure, as opposed to emphasize it.

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    KarlKarl Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Javen wrote: »
    The sucky part is I didn't even want to jerk it that bad

    I just thought it would help my depression

    Yeah well i tactically retired because i was meant to be going with some friends to a bar. More importantly i was meeting a girl in said bar. So i decided that having random hardons in my attempts to woo said girl would not help my chances.


    And guess who can't make it tonight because she's behind on her dissertation. :|



    The only saving grace of tonight is that the bar we're going to as a nice range of ales so i can try some new stuff.

    Karl on
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    sdrawkcaB emaNsdrawkcaB emaN regular
    edited March 2008
    Raneados wrote: »
    Alright dudes, I'm out. Alexis Texas done me in.

    she was WAY too much ass

    WAY

    TOO

    MUCH


    she needs a towing license or something I mean my goodness

    holy shit

    googling that almost did me in just now

    I mean goddamn son

    sdrawkcaB emaN on
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    Bad-BeatBad-Beat Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Alright dudes, I'm out. Alexis Texas done me in.

    That is a very tempting ass.

    Bad-Beat on
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    NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Javen wrote: »
    NotACrook wrote: »
    Javen wrote: »
    Einhander wrote: »
    Check out the stuff she did for FHM. It's not too bad.

    Not saying she's a super hottie or anything, but I wouldn't say no if she wanted to rub our genitals together.

    I don't know, it's like...

    What the fuck is she so happy about?

    I'm seeing food, you're a bit overweight, you're probably more naked than you really should be and yet...this improbably huge grin on your face, at all times...has your brain been touched by God?

    I'm not sure I'd feel comfortable boning a retarded girl.

    Maybe now you could make the argument that she's overweight

    back in her FHM and Maxim days, though? Curvy in all the right places.

    Plus you know she makes some fantastic noises in the sack and probably fucks accordingly

    Marilyn Monroe was 5'5", only two inches taller than Rachel Ray and at her largest was reported as 140lbs. I can't believe, looking at Rachel Ray that she ever gets much higher than that. Anyone who looks at Rachel Ray and sees fat has their metrics seriously fucked over.

    She looked a decent amount more than 140 at the Daytime emmy awards. Maybe it's because all the extra weight went to all the wrong places (her arms, tummy, and most apparent, her face) but I would not, now, compare her to Monroe. Also, the dresses she's been wearing lately seem to have been designed to hide her figure, as opposed to emphasize it.

    I didn't say she compared to Monroe on any subjective point of view. I was also dismissing the Emmys as that seemed like an aberration to the norm. Maybe it's because Leanna gets her magazine, so I see a lot of pictures of her and she usually doesn't look that bad in them. The comparison is that on a general weight to height scale, she wouldn't be that far from the ratio that Monroe had.

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    EinhanderEinhander __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2008
    Well the bottom line is I'd put my dick in her.

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    casper_27dcasper_27d The Friendly Ghost EverywhereRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Strangely during their discusion the voices in my head were shouting Tastes Great, Less Filling

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    FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    ascot wrote: »
    Own up what? It was no great mystery, the only really reason I commented was because it had nothing to do with the "attempts" made by the PMing crew.
    Thursday morning...boredom...no real desire to do the contest anymore...
    MY GOD WE WILL HAVE TO GET SOME KIND OF EXPERT DETECTIVE IN HERE TO WORK THIS OUT LESS IT REMAIN A MYSTERY FOREVER MORE

    yup. horse porn.

    Futore on
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    FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    bongi wrote: »
    shank i met you in a dream last night and you were really really gay

    that's funny

    I almost had a wet dream last night but right before it became as such it became a lucid dream and I was such as "FUCK THIS" and everything exploded into bubbles

    looks like Shank had a dream where he became really really gay

    Futore on
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    Cold Salmon and HatredCold Salmon and Hatred __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2008
    I think I had the only decent reason to fall out of this competition

    Cold Salmon and Hatred on
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    Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    bongi wrote: »
    bongi wrote: »
    bongi wrote: »
    bongi wrote: »
    shank i met you in a dream last night and you were really really gay

    that's funny

    I almost had a wet dream last night but right before it became as such it became a lucid dream and I was such as "FUCK THIS" and everything exploded into bubbles

    actually i don't think i met you i was walking down this street and you went past surrounded by a gaggle of girls and you sounded really gay

    the gaggle of girls part is right, most of my friends are girls

    the gay-sounding part is not, as Neville said when he saw the video, "you sound a lot less gay than you look"

    i sound much gayer than i look, so i guess you are in the clear

    hooray

    although i guess i have geographical homosexuality bred into me

    I have the opposite, family of religious nuts and drug addicts, but no gays.

    Charles Kinbote on
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    Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Futore wrote: »
    bongi wrote: »
    shank i met you in a dream last night and you were really really gay

    that's funny

    I almost had a wet dream last night but right before it became as such it became a lucid dream and I was such as "FUCK THIS" and everything exploded into bubbles

    looks like Shank had a dream where he became really really gay

    wasn't a wet dream

    was close

    I'm still in

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    FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    I didn't join this thread, but i probably would've lost soon

    i'm a bit of a sex addict

    also, my girly friend

    on top of that, the thing fucking gets in the way. for instance, i just answered the door with throbbing meat because i had to adjust so much in this pants

    Futore on
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    AgistrarAgistrar regular
    edited March 2008
    Futore wrote: »
    i just answered the door with throbbing meat because i had to adjust so much in this pants

    Did you freak out some poor girl scout?

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    FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Agistrar wrote: »
    Futore wrote: »
    i just answered the door with throbbing meat because i had to adjust so much in this pants

    Did you freak out some poor girl scout?

    i knocked her upside the head before she could yell for help.

    these damn floorboards won't push down

    Futore on
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    RedeemerRedeemer Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    I had the worst case of blue balls last night

    I couldn't sleep

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    FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    i wish i had some pictures to tempt you with. all i have at access is a song a couple of friends made about me as a surprise

    i guess i could send that to get gays thinking

    Futore on
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    Synthetic OrangeSynthetic Orange Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    SHIIIIIIIIT.

    It's 5am. I cant get back to sleep. What'm I going to DOOOOOOO?!

    Synthetic Orange on
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    Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Futore wrote: »
    I didn't join this thread, but i probably would've lost soon

    i'm a bit of a sex addict

    also, my girly friend

    on top of that, the thing fucking gets in the way. for instance, i just answered the door with throbbing meat because i had to adjust so much in this pants

    I am not sure you should refer to your girlfriend like that

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    NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    "in this pants" is my favorite part of that post.

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    AgistrarAgistrar regular
    edited March 2008
    Futore wrote: »
    Agistrar wrote: »
    Futore wrote: »
    i just answered the door with throbbing meat because i had to adjust so much in this pants

    Did you freak out some poor girl scout?

    i knocked her upside the head before she could yell for help.

    these damn floorboards won't push down

    Every solution just leads to new problems.


    Or are they opportunities...?

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    sdrawkcaB emaNsdrawkcaB emaN regular
    edited March 2008
    aw shit

    I lost

    I was in the shower and caught sight of my own boner and...

    well...

    :(

    sdrawkcaB emaN on
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    casper_27dcasper_27d The Friendly Ghost EverywhereRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    SHIIIIIIIIT.

    It's 5am. I cant get back to sleep. What'm I going to DOOOOOOO?!

    put on a nice pair of pumps, cover yourself in vegtable oil and go for a jog, naked.

    casper_27d on
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    CampionCampion Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Rock solid effort by Backwards Name!

    Campion on
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    SageinaRageSageinaRage Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    aw shit

    I lost

    I was in the shower and caught sight of my own boner and...

    well...

    :(

    Now all that's left is for you to turn into a flower as a warning to others.

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    sdrawkcaB emaNsdrawkcaB emaN regular
    edited March 2008
    Campion wrote: »
    Rock solid effort by Backwards Name!

    hahaha, terrible

    oh man

    my cock/balls feel amazing

    pressure release god yes

    sdrawkcaB emaN on
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