shank i met you in a dream last night and you were really really gay
that's funny
I almost had a wet dream last night but right before it became as such it became a lucid dream and I was such as "FUCK THIS" and everything exploded into bubbles
actually i don't think i met you i was walking down this street and you went past surrounded by a gaggle of girls and you sounded really gay
the gaggle of girls part is right, most of my friends are girls
the gay-sounding part is not, as Neville said when he saw the video, "you sound a lot less gay than you look"
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Check out the stuff she did for FHM. It's not too bad.
Not saying she's a super hottie or anything, but I wouldn't say no if she wanted to rub our genitals together.
I don't know, it's like...
What the fuck is she so happy about?
I'm seeing food, you're a bit overweight, you're probably more naked than you really should be and yet...this improbably huge grin on your face, at all times...has your brain been touched by God?
I'm not sure I'd feel comfortable boning a retarded girl.
Maybe now you could make the argument that she's overweight
back in her FHM and Maxim days, though? Curvy in all the right places.
Plus you know she makes some fantastic noises in the sack and probably fucks accordingly
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shank i met you in a dream last night and you were really really gay
that's funny
I almost had a wet dream last night but right before it became as such it became a lucid dream and I was such as "FUCK THIS" and everything exploded into bubbles
actually i don't think i met you i was walking down this street and you went past surrounded by a gaggle of girls and you sounded really gay
the gaggle of girls part is right, most of my friends are girls
the gay-sounding part is not, as Neville said when he saw the video, "you sound a lot less gay than you look"
i sound much gayer than i look, so i guess you are in the clear
Check out the stuff she did for FHM. It's not too bad.
Not saying she's a super hottie or anything, but I wouldn't say no if she wanted to rub our genitals together.
I don't know, it's like...
What the fuck is she so happy about?
I'm seeing food, you're a bit overweight, you're probably more naked than you really should be and yet...this improbably huge grin on your face, at all times...has your brain been touched by God?
I'm not sure I'd feel comfortable boning a retarded girl.
Maybe now you could make the argument that she's overweight
back in her FHM and Maxim days, though? Curvy in all the right places.
Plus you know she makes some fantastic noises in the sack and probably fucks accordingly
Marilyn Monroe was 5'5", only two inches taller than Rachel Ray and at her largest was reported as 140lbs. I can't believe, looking at Rachel Ray that she ever gets much higher than that. Anyone who looks at Rachel Ray and sees fat has their metrics seriously fucked over.
shank i met you in a dream last night and you were really really gay
that's funny
I almost had a wet dream last night but right before it became as such it became a lucid dream and I was such as "FUCK THIS" and everything exploded into bubbles
actually i don't think i met you i was walking down this street and you went past surrounded by a gaggle of girls and you sounded really gay
the gaggle of girls part is right, most of my friends are girls
the gay-sounding part is not, as Neville said when he saw the video, "you sound a lot less gay than you look"
i sound much gayer than i look, so i guess you are in the clear
shank i met you in a dream last night and you were really really gay
that's funny
I almost had a wet dream last night but right before it became as such it became a lucid dream and I was such as "FUCK THIS" and everything exploded into bubbles
actually i don't think i met you i was walking down this street and you went past surrounded by a gaggle of girls and you sounded really gay
the gaggle of girls part is right, most of my friends are girls
the gay-sounding part is not, as Neville said when he saw the video, "you sound a lot less gay than you look"
i sound much gayer than i look, so i guess you are in the clear
hooray
although i guess i have geographical homosexuality bred into me
Check out the stuff she did for FHM. It's not too bad.
Not saying she's a super hottie or anything, but I wouldn't say no if she wanted to rub our genitals together.
I don't know, it's like...
What the fuck is she so happy about?
I'm seeing food, you're a bit overweight, you're probably more naked than you really should be and yet...this improbably huge grin on your face, at all times...has your brain been touched by God?
I'm not sure I'd feel comfortable boning a retarded girl.
Maybe now you could make the argument that she's overweight
back in her FHM and Maxim days, though? Curvy in all the right places.
Plus you know she makes some fantastic noises in the sack and probably fucks accordingly
Marilyn Monroe was 5'5", only two inches taller than Rachel Ray and at her largest was reported as 140lbs. I can't believe, looking at Rachel Ray that she ever gets much higher than that. Anyone who looks at Rachel Ray and sees fat has their metrics seriously fucked over.
She looked a decent amount more than 140 at the Daytime emmy awards. Maybe it's because all the extra weight went to all the wrong places (her arms, tummy, and most apparent, her face) but I would not, now, compare her to Monroe. Also, the dresses she's been wearing lately seem to have been designed to hide her figure, as opposed to emphasize it.
The sucky part is I didn't even want to jerk it that bad
I just thought it would help my depression
Yeah well i tactically retired because i was meant to be going with some friends to a bar. More importantly i was meeting a girl in said bar. So i decided that having random hardons in my attempts to woo said girl would not help my chances.
And guess who can't make it tonight because she's behind on her dissertation.
The only saving grace of tonight is that the bar we're going to as a nice range of ales so i can try some new stuff.
Check out the stuff she did for FHM. It's not too bad.
Not saying she's a super hottie or anything, but I wouldn't say no if she wanted to rub our genitals together.
I don't know, it's like...
What the fuck is she so happy about?
I'm seeing food, you're a bit overweight, you're probably more naked than you really should be and yet...this improbably huge grin on your face, at all times...has your brain been touched by God?
I'm not sure I'd feel comfortable boning a retarded girl.
Maybe now you could make the argument that she's overweight
back in her FHM and Maxim days, though? Curvy in all the right places.
Plus you know she makes some fantastic noises in the sack and probably fucks accordingly
Marilyn Monroe was 5'5", only two inches taller than Rachel Ray and at her largest was reported as 140lbs. I can't believe, looking at Rachel Ray that she ever gets much higher than that. Anyone who looks at Rachel Ray and sees fat has their metrics seriously fucked over.
She looked a decent amount more than 140 at the Daytime emmy awards. Maybe it's because all the extra weight went to all the wrong places (her arms, tummy, and most apparent, her face) but I would not, now, compare her to Monroe. Also, the dresses she's been wearing lately seem to have been designed to hide her figure, as opposed to emphasize it.
I didn't say she compared to Monroe on any subjective point of view. I was also dismissing the Emmys as that seemed like an aberration to the norm. Maybe it's because Leanna gets her magazine, so I see a lot of pictures of her and she usually doesn't look that bad in them. The comparison is that on a general weight to height scale, she wouldn't be that far from the ratio that Monroe had.
Own up what? It was no great mystery, the only really reason I commented was because it had nothing to do with the "attempts" made by the PMing crew.
Thursday morning...boredom...no real desire to do the contest anymore...
MY GOD WE WILL HAVE TO GET SOME KIND OF EXPERT DETECTIVE IN HERE TO WORK THIS OUT LESS IT REMAIN A MYSTERY FOREVER MORE
shank i met you in a dream last night and you were really really gay
that's funny
I almost had a wet dream last night but right before it became as such it became a lucid dream and I was such as "FUCK THIS" and everything exploded into bubbles
looks like Shank had a dream where he became really really gay
shank i met you in a dream last night and you were really really gay
that's funny
I almost had a wet dream last night but right before it became as such it became a lucid dream and I was such as "FUCK THIS" and everything exploded into bubbles
actually i don't think i met you i was walking down this street and you went past surrounded by a gaggle of girls and you sounded really gay
the gaggle of girls part is right, most of my friends are girls
the gay-sounding part is not, as Neville said when he saw the video, "you sound a lot less gay than you look"
i sound much gayer than i look, so i guess you are in the clear
hooray
although i guess i have geographical homosexuality bred into me
I have the opposite, family of religious nuts and drug addicts, but no gays.
shank i met you in a dream last night and you were really really gay
that's funny
I almost had a wet dream last night but right before it became as such it became a lucid dream and I was such as "FUCK THIS" and everything exploded into bubbles
looks like Shank had a dream where he became really really gay
I didn't join this thread, but i probably would've lost soon
i'm a bit of a sex addict
also, my girly friend
on top of that, the thing fucking gets in the way. for instance, i just answered the door with throbbing meat because i had to adjust so much in this pants
I didn't join this thread, but i probably would've lost soon
i'm a bit of a sex addict
also, my girly friend
on top of that, the thing fucking gets in the way. for instance, i just answered the door with throbbing meat because i had to adjust so much in this pants
I am not sure you should refer to your girlfriend like that
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the gaggle of girls part is right, most of my friends are girls
the gay-sounding part is not, as Neville said when he saw the video, "you sound a lot less gay than you look"
Maybe now you could make the argument that she's overweight
back in her FHM and Maxim days, though? Curvy in all the right places.
Plus you know she makes some fantastic noises in the sack and probably fucks accordingly
like quitting smoking
Let's see if I still have the willpower >:D
she was WAY too much ass
WAY
TOO
MUCH
she needs a towing license or something I mean my goodness
i sound much gayer than i look, so i guess you are in the clear
I just thought it would help my depression
Marilyn Monroe was 5'5", only two inches taller than Rachel Ray and at her largest was reported as 140lbs. I can't believe, looking at Rachel Ray that she ever gets much higher than that. Anyone who looks at Rachel Ray and sees fat has their metrics seriously fucked over.
hooray
although i guess i have geographical homosexuality bred into me
She looked a decent amount more than 140 at the Daytime emmy awards. Maybe it's because all the extra weight went to all the wrong places (her arms, tummy, and most apparent, her face) but I would not, now, compare her to Monroe. Also, the dresses she's been wearing lately seem to have been designed to hide her figure, as opposed to emphasize it.
Yeah well i tactically retired because i was meant to be going with some friends to a bar. More importantly i was meeting a girl in said bar. So i decided that having random hardons in my attempts to woo said girl would not help my chances.
And guess who can't make it tonight because she's behind on her dissertation.
The only saving grace of tonight is that the bar we're going to as a nice range of ales so i can try some new stuff.
holy shit
googling that almost did me in just now
I mean goddamn son
That is a very tempting ass.
I didn't say she compared to Monroe on any subjective point of view. I was also dismissing the Emmys as that seemed like an aberration to the norm. Maybe it's because Leanna gets her magazine, so I see a lot of pictures of her and she usually doesn't look that bad in them. The comparison is that on a general weight to height scale, she wouldn't be that far from the ratio that Monroe had.
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yup. horse porn.
looks like Shank had a dream where he became really really gay
I have the opposite, family of religious nuts and drug addicts, but no gays.
wasn't a wet dream
was close
I'm still in
i'm a bit of a sex addict
also, my girly friend
on top of that, the thing fucking gets in the way. for instance, i just answered the door with throbbing meat because i had to adjust so much in this pants
Did you freak out some poor girl scout?
i knocked her upside the head before she could yell for help.
these damn floorboards won't push down
I couldn't sleep
i guess i could send that to get gays thinking
It's 5am. I cant get back to sleep. What'm I going to DOOOOOOO?!
I am not sure you should refer to your girlfriend like that
Every solution just leads to new problems.
Or are they opportunities...?
I lost
I was in the shower and caught sight of my own boner and...
well...
put on a nice pair of pumps, cover yourself in vegtable oil and go for a jog, naked.
Now all that's left is for you to turn into a flower as a warning to others.
hahaha, terrible
oh man
my cock/balls feel amazing
pressure release god yes