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Jerk Chicken Thread- CHECK IN REQUIRED FROM LURKERS (also no porn- orikae)

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  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    I'm glad we understand each other.

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  • FlatEricFlatEric Leaves from the vine, Falling so slow Like fragile, tiny shells, Drifting in the foamRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Morning thread. Update: still in.

    Chico, angry bed was fantastic.

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  • RedeemerRedeemer Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Let it be known that I suggested Nelly Furtado's Maneater instead

    This request was not honoured :x

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  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Deemer, that's why we can never be together.

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  • RedeemerRedeemer Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    That's why I can never be with any man

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  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    holy crap rane :D

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  • Synthetic OrangeSynthetic Orange Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    I only got blurry and poorly lit pics of Rane.

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  • MaydayMayday Cutting edge goblin tech Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    I got nothing.

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  • RedeemerRedeemer Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Uh, Chico, even if my feelings for you are not reciprocated, I want you to know this

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9BrCymiCKW4

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  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    You just won some points, Deemer.

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  • MalkorMalkor Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Life would be so much simpler if people communicated using only YouTube videos.

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  • FlatEricFlatEric Leaves from the vine, Falling so slow Like fragile, tiny shells, Drifting in the foamRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Malkor wrote: »
    Life would be so much simpler if people communicated using only YouTube videos.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7HLZcZ4D_yI

    edit: song title, not lyrics.

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  • TasteticleTasteticle Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    I know a guy that was involved in a similar competition a while ago. Ended up going out in what I consider the best way possible. After lasting about two weeks he was so horny he was willing to fuck anything. One day he comes to class in a full flightsuit (wearing it for kicks because he's kind of odd), and takes his seat in the back. During that class a movie was played: Schindler's List. Well during the movie you see some um...naked women. Dude pops a boner to it. He decided he could not take it any more and starts jacking it in his flight suit. To Schindler's List. He finishes, gets up and just goes to the washroom to clean off. So long story short, he went out jacking it to schindler's list in a flightsuit during the middle of class.

    Tasteticle on

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  • Synthetic OrangeSynthetic Orange Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Oh lord.

    It's you, isn't it?

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  • ascotascot Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    no i think that's the worst way

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  • TasteticleTasteticle Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    I wish. I would love to have a story like that to tell about myself.

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  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    And that man became the President of the United States.

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  • MalkorMalkor Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    <3

    Ridiculous, like these threads.

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  • RedeemerRedeemer Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    That's pretty gross

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  • ascotascot Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    i had to GIS 'flightsuit' and I hope you're like, in army school or RAF school or something
    because who the hell would wear that outside of an armed forces setting?

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  • mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    the people sitting next to him must've had a pretty rough time of it

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  • FlatEricFlatEric Leaves from the vine, Falling so slow Like fragile, tiny shells, Drifting in the foamRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Dude, how would you even do that in a flightsuit? From the pictures I've seen, the zipper runs down all the way from the neck, and they're all long sleeved, like a jumpsuit.

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  • TasteticleTasteticle Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    ascot wrote: »
    i had to GIS 'flightsuit' and I hope you're like, in army school or RAF school or something
    because who the hell would wear that outside of an armed forces setting?

    The same guy who would jack it to Schindler's List, I suppose.

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  • FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    ascot wrote: »
    i had to GIS 'flightsuit' and I hope you're like, in army school or RAF school or something
    because who the hell would wear that outside of an armed forces setting?

    A desperate, basically. These people who have so little in the way of personality that they try to cover it up by dressing poorly or getting a weird piercing.

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  • ascotascot Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Fiz wrote: »
    ascot wrote: »
    i had to GIS 'flightsuit' and I hope you're like, in army school or RAF school or something
    because who the hell would wear that outside of an armed forces setting?

    A desperate, basically. These people who have so little in the way of personality that they try to cover it up by dressing poorly or getting a weird piercing.

    Fiz I didn't think you had any piercings though? Or are you one of those "not that you can see" people

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  • FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    ascot wrote: »
    Fiz wrote: »
    ascot wrote: »
    i had to GIS 'flightsuit' and I hope you're like, in army school or RAF school or something
    because who the hell would wear that outside of an armed forces setting?

    A desperate, basically. These people who have so little in the way of personality that they try to cover it up by dressing poorly or getting a weird piercing.

    Fiz I didn't think you had any piercings though? Or are you one of those "not that you can see" people

    I hear that you're going in soon to get the figure 8 tattoo on your shoulder

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  • Synthetic OrangeSynthetic Orange Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Hurbbhabhb.

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  • ascotascot Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Fiz wrote: »
    ascot wrote: »
    Fiz wrote: »
    ascot wrote: »
    i had to GIS 'flightsuit' and I hope you're like, in army school or RAF school or something
    because who the hell would wear that outside of an armed forces setting?

    A desperate, basically. These people who have so little in the way of personality that they try to cover it up by dressing poorly or getting a weird piercing.

    Fiz I didn't think you had any piercings though? Or are you one of those "not that you can see" people

    I hear that you're going in soon to get the figure 8 tattoo on your shoulder

    we're still having a little trouble getting it to make a perfect <3 shape when we stand next to eachother, so it'll be a while still

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  • Synthetic OrangeSynthetic Orange Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    I will try sleep. I'll be back tomorrow, in or out. D:

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  • FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Don't lose yet, SO! You're a hero to those of us who have never tried bondage

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  • Synthetic OrangeSynthetic Orange Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
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  • EinhanderEinhander __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2008
    That was quick

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  • casper_27dcasper_27d The Friendly Ghost EverywhereRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    FlatEric wrote: »
    Dude, how would you even do that in a flightsuit? From the pictures I've seen, the zipper runs down all the way from the neck, and they're all long sleeved, like a jumpsuit.

    They have alot of room in them, if you got one a size or two big all you would have to do is pull your arm in and go to town.

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  • Synthetic OrangeSynthetic Orange Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    I'm still in. :(

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  • RedeemerRedeemer Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    I'm assuming he rubbed himself off from the outside

    Alright gross I need a shower

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  • MalkorMalkor Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    casper_27d wrote: »
    FlatEric wrote: »
    Dude, how would you even do that in a flightsuit? From the pictures I've seen, the zipper runs down all the way from the neck, and they're all long sleeved, like a jumpsuit.

    They have alot of room in them, if you got one a size or two big all you would have to do is pull your arm in and go to town.

    So you're saying he purposefully bought a flight suit in case he needed to jerk it inconspicuously?

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  • ascotascot Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Malkor wrote: »
    casper_27d wrote: »
    FlatEric wrote: »
    Dude, how would you even do that in a flightsuit? From the pictures I've seen, the zipper runs down all the way from the neck, and they're all long sleeved, like a jumpsuit.

    They have alot of room in them, if you got one a size or two big all you would have to do is pull your arm in and go to town.

    So you're saying he purposefully bought a flight suit in case he needed to jerk it inconspicuously?

    you mean you don't have one?

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  • sdrawkcaB emaNsdrawkcaB emaN regular
    edited March 2008
    When I was a kid I jerked it on the schoolbus once

    not, like, to completion

    but yeah

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  • casper_27dcasper_27d The Friendly Ghost EverywhereRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Malkor wrote: »
    casper_27d wrote: »
    FlatEric wrote: »
    Dude, how would you even do that in a flightsuit? From the pictures I've seen, the zipper runs down all the way from the neck, and they're all long sleeved, like a jumpsuit.

    They have alot of room in them, if you got one a size or two big all you would have to do is pull your arm in and go to town.

    So you're saying he purposefully bought a flight suit in case he needed to jerk it inconspicuously?

    Or he bought a "normal" sized one he could have been a small dude. The "properly" fitting flight suit that was issued to me is almost baggy enough for me to beat off in (not that I would know, but it is)

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  • mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    When I was a kid I jerked it on the schoolbus once

    not, like, to completion

    but yeah

    i beat off over the back of this guy's house when i was supposed to be landscaping

    teenagers don't have very good self control

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