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[Phalla] PhallisionK - Game Over! - There is only one true God-Emperor..

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  • TehSpectreTehSpectre Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Aroduc wrote: »
    Pfft. If I do die, it'll be by someone else's hand.

    :winky:

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  • AroducAroduc regular
    edited March 2008
    Man. Dinosaucers isn't even better than MASK. You're tripping.

    Aroduc on
  • TrustTrust Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Would you two just fuck and get it over with, already?
    My arm is getting tired...

    Trust on
    We Stand Ready
  • TehSpectreTehSpectre Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Trust wrote: »
    Would you two just fuck and get it over with, already?
    My arm is getting tired...

    Can I Trust you not to tell?

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  • AroducAroduc regular
    edited March 2008
    That was terrible and you should feel terrible for saying it.

    Aroduc on
  • B:LB:L I've done worse. Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Aroduc wrote: »
    Man. Dinosaucers isn't even better than M.A.S.K.. You're tripping.

    If you're going with acronyms, you'd better be going with C.O.P.S.

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  • Bliss 101Bliss 101 Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    So... tired...

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  • TrustTrust Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Damn you Mac. You may be on my side, but I'm grudging the fuck outta you for this...
    This may or may not be a lie...

    Trust on
    We Stand Ready
  • precisionkprecisionk Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Day 7



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    The Senate took up shelter at the local Burger King to decide the fate of the universe. The Voice as usual, proceeded the hearings with the following news off the house members who have fallen:



    Typhus773, Loyal Member of The Anarchs

    TehSpectre, Loyal Member of The Liar's Guild
    Wildcat, Loyal Member of The Emperor's Hand
    FreeAgent, Loyal Member of The Tears of Retribution

    The Houses sacrificed their own for gifts from Precisionk. As anyone who is anyone knows about gifts, that they must be opened and put to use right away or they disappear. For insolence against The Anarchs, The Emperor's Hand suffered a single loss:

    lonelyahava, Loyal Member of The Emperor's Hand



    The Voice stood up infront of his Whopper and announced:


    "The results of the question are:"


    God-Emperor Visiblehowl: Yay x2

    The Emperor's Hand: Yay

    The Anarchs: Yay

    The Liar's Guild: Yay

    The Tears of Retribution: *Silence*


    The Traitor Federation: Nay

    Issue Passed!


    The spirit of Precisionk rose from an Oreo Creme Pie dessert:

    "WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT?"



    God-Emperor Visiblehowl stood up and asked:


    "OH GREAT PRECISIONK, I TREMBLE AT YOUR FEET. YOU ARE THE MOST HANDSOMEST SPIRIT TO EVER RISE FROM AN OREO CREME PIE. I WISH TO ASK:


    "How many traitors are left in each house?"


    Precisionk paused for a moment then answered:
    "One, you sniveling fool. KILL THE WORSHIPERS THAT FOLLOW THE FALSE GOD!"

    Precisionk vanished into the Pie.


    The results for God-Emperor were announced:


    The Emperor's Hand: Bliss 101

    The Anarchs: *silence*

    The Liar's Guild: Bliss 101 stood up proudly and nodded, "MYSELF!"

    The Voice allowed it.

    The Tears of Retribution: B:L

    The Traitor Federation: B:L


    The Voice announced: "A TIE! I shall decide this with a flip of a coin!" The Voice flips a coin in the air, Heads for Bliss 101, Tails for B:L.


    It lands......

    Heads!

    ALL HAIL GOD-EMPEROR BLISS 101!



    The results of House Leader were stated:


    The Emperor's Hand: El Skid

    The Anarchs: B:L

    The Descendants of Precisionk: Niceguy Myeye

    The Tears of Retribution: Rend

    The Traitor Federation: The Great Betrayer


    ATTENTION:

    WHEN A HOUSE IS DOWN TO ITS LAST MEMBER, ALL KILL IMMUNITIES FOR THAT LEADER ARE VOIDED. THEY ARE OPEN SEASON.

    ALSO ALL REMAINING PEOPLE ARE REQUIRED TO POST AT LEAST 3 TIMES AND VOTE OR BE KILLED TOMORROW, DONE GIVING FREEBIES.

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  • AroducAroduc regular
    edited March 2008
    God damn it.

    Aroduc on
  • ShamusShamus Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    OooOoo

    Pk, you write the best narrations.

    OoOo

    Shamus on
  • TehSpectreTehSpectre Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Aroduc wrote: »
    That was terrible and you should feel terrible for saying it.

    Knock knock.

    Who's there?

    Banana.

    Banana who?

    Knock knock.

    Who's there?

    Banana.

    Banana who?

    Knock knock.

    Who's there?

    Aroduc.

    Aroduc who?
    Aroduc you glad I didn't say banana?

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  • TehSpectreTehSpectre Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    HURK-URK-urghurkaaaaarbgle...

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  • ArdorArdor Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    That was some oreo creme pie dessert.

    Ardor on
  • zanmattozanmatto Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    How does a voice even flip a coin?

    It's a damn voice.

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  • Bliss 101Bliss 101 Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Fantastic.

    Well, aside from the TS dying part.

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  • TrustTrust Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    All hail God Emporer Bliss!

    However, at the risk of possible suicide:

    Why did The Great Pk not answer the question put to him? Are we meant to believe that their is still a traitor in each house? That is the answer that has been given. If that is not the case, then what is the correct answer?

    Trust on
    We Stand Ready
  • Niceguy MyeyeNiceguy Myeye Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Aroduc wrote: »
    God damn it.

    Cheer up, we'll guard you tomorrow!

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  • AroducAroduc regular
    edited March 2008
    /facepalm

    Aroduc on
  • precisionkprecisionk Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    zanmatto wrote: »
    How does a voice even flip a coin?

    It's a damn voice.

    The Voice is a person, not a single voice.

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  • zanmattozanmatto Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Oh, i thought it was one of those random generic disembodied voices, like that one that always is on action movie trailors.

    Regardless, if the voice sounded like that, it would be AWESOME.

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  • precisionkprecisionk Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Trust wrote: »
    All hail God Emporer Bliss!

    However, at the risk of possible suicide:

    Why did The Great Pk not answer the question put to him? Are we meant to believe that their is still a traitor in each house? That is the answer that has been given. If that is not the case, then what is the correct answer?

    The Great PK answered one since the question was two fold, he answered whatever part of the god damn question he felt like. He came out of a fucking Oreo Pie Creme Dessert for christsakes, what do want from the Spirit?

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  • ArdorArdor Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Keep in mind it's PK we are talking about. The fact that he didn't talk about only himself and how great he is can be seen as the true treat.

    Ardor on
  • Toxic ToysToxic Toys Are you really taking my advice? Really?Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    TehSpectre wrote: »
    Aroduc, I hope we die together, bodies interlocked in an eternal embrace.
    That sounds so gay.

    Toxic Toys on
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  • EgosEgos Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    precisionk wrote: »

    The Great PK answered one since the question was two fold, he answered whatever part of the god damn question he felt like. He came out of a fucking Oreo Pie Creme Dessert for christsakes, what do want from the Spirit?
    You really, really, really don't want to know.

    Egos on
  • Hi I'm Vee!Hi I'm Vee! Formerly VH; She/Her; Is an E X P E R I E N C E Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Fuck, I knew I should have gone with my original question, "Which house(s) still have traitor(s)?"

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  • TrustTrust Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Since this is a game of politics above all, I would like to argue the point that the question was not two fold, but quite specific:

    "How many Traitors are left in each house" =/= "How many Traitors are left and how do the numbers break down per house"

    While the answers may be the same, the first question only asks for a breakdown across the houses, while the second asks for a total first.

    However, since you chose to only answer in part, we can only assume you answered the question regarding over-all number of Traitors, and as such we have no need to labour the point.
    Sorry Pk, I'm just messing.

    Trust on
    We Stand Ready
  • B:LB:L I've done worse. Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Fuck, I knew I should have gone with my original question, "Who is the Prettiest Princess?"

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  • precisionkprecisionk Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Trust wrote: »
    Since this is a game of politics above all, I would like to argue the point that the question was not two fold, but quite specific:

    "How many Traitors are left in each house" =/= "How many Traitors are left and how do the numbers break down per house"

    While the answers may be the same, the first question only asks for a breakdown across the houses, while the second asks for a total first.

    However, since you chose to only answer in part, we can only assume you answered the question regarding over-all number of Traitors, and as such we have no need to labour the point.
    Sorry Pk, I'm just messing.

    You have to decided which is which. I also may have just thrown out a number for fun.

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  • precisionkprecisionk Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    B:L wrote: »
    Fuck, I knew I should have gone with my original question, "Who is the Prettiest Princess?"

    Had this been asked, I can assure you, that house would have won the game. Was a secret win mechanic. Alas, no one bit.

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  • AroducAroduc regular
    edited March 2008
    precisionk wrote: »
    B:L wrote: »
    Fuck, I knew I should have gone with my original question, "Who is the Prettiest Princess?"

    Had this been asked, I can assure you, that house would have won the game. Was a secret win mechanic. Alas, no one bit.

    I would have asked it.

    Aroduc on
  • TrustTrust Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Aroduc, you've got something brown on your nose. And tongue.

    Trust on
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  • AroducAroduc regular
    edited March 2008
    I would have done it out of spite.

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  • VarcaynVarcayn Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    precisionk wrote: »
    WHEN A HOUSE IS DOWN TO ITS LAST MEMBER, ALL KILL IMMUNITIES FOR THAT LEADER ARE VOIDED. THEY ARE OPEN SEASON.

    Does this apply to the Traitor Federation when they are reduced to one member? Specifically, would the final member of the Traitor Federation be protected from abilities if someone from the house he was hidden amongst held the GE position?

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  • AroducAroduc regular
    edited March 2008
    ... The Traitor house doesn't have any protections, you spazz.

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  • VarcaynVarcayn Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Sorry, I might be unclear or mistaken. I was under the assumption that even though someone might not be loyal to a house, for example a traitor, they were still given immunity when that house held the GE seat.

    For example, I figured that even though Hakkekage was a traitor, because he was a traitor amongst the Emperor's Hand, he would have been immune to death from house abilities when the Emperor's Hand held the GE position. I'm wondering if this goes away once there is only one traitor.

    If this was never the case, then yes, I'm a spaz and you can ignore my other post.

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  • lonelyahavalonelyahava Call me Ahava ~~She/Her~~ Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    OOooOOOOooooooOOOO

    I'm honestly it surprised it took this long. sorry.

    OooooOOOooooOOOOooooo

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  • AroducAroduc regular
    edited March 2008
    The answer is that you're overthinking it.

    Aroduc on
  • VarcaynVarcayn Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    That is quite possible.

    Varcayn on
  • Toxic ToysToxic Toys Are you really taking my advice? Really?Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    All Hail BLISS 101!

    Do something cool.

    Toxic Toys on
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