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[Phalla] PhallisionK - Game Over! - There is only one true God-Emperor..

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  • SepahSepah Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    What would happen if someone ate the oreo creme pie dessert that PK came out of...?

    Sepah on
    Minerva_SC wrote:
    I don't think I've ever raged as hard as I just did. The amount of stupidity was so intense I couldn't eben think of words venomous enough to insult my team mates. I was literally choking on my own rage. I can only hope they all live in the same city and die in a tragic bus accident today, or tommorow. I'll pray to whatever dark god I have to.

    ah yes another night of LoL.
  • RendRend Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    I Vote for Me to be leader of the Tears of Retribution. (What follows) has lead me to this place / where I belong, with all erased

    Rend on
  • ArdorArdor Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    El Skid.....GO!

    Ardor on
  • MaximusMaximus Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Sepah wrote: »
    What would happen if someone ate the oreo creme pie dessert that PK came out of...?

    Maybe they slowly become the God Emperor?

    Maximus on
  • SepahSepah Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Amaranth has its benefits.

    Sepah on
    Minerva_SC wrote:
    I don't think I've ever raged as hard as I just did. The amount of stupidity was so intense I couldn't eben think of words venomous enough to insult my team mates. I was literally choking on my own rage. I can only hope they all live in the same city and die in a tragic bus accident today, or tommorow. I'll pray to whatever dark god I have to.

    ah yes another night of LoL.
  • RendRend Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    I can't believe my dad isn't buying me that BMW. My life is completely over.

    Rend on
  • Bliss 101Bliss 101 Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Today I will go to sleep before narration.

    I couldn't find a suitable pony picture for tonight, so:

    pony.jpg

    Bliss 101 on
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  • SepahSepah Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    B:L

    Sepah on
    Minerva_SC wrote:
    I don't think I've ever raged as hard as I just did. The amount of stupidity was so intense I couldn't eben think of words venomous enough to insult my team mates. I was literally choking on my own rage. I can only hope they all live in the same city and die in a tragic bus accident today, or tommorow. I'll pray to whatever dark god I have to.

    ah yes another night of LoL.
  • B:LB:L Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Spectre said I have big !Egos

    :winky:

    B:L on
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  • precisionkprecisionk Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Narration up in a bit.

    precisionk on
  • AroducAroduc regular
    edited March 2008
    Someone end this for me. Please.

    Aroduc on
  • EgosEgos Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Aroduc wrote: »
    Someone end this for me. Please.

    lol. Aroduc, you're going to be the lone survivor of this game ;-)

    Egos on
  • Toxic ToysToxic Toys Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    I went poo.

    Toxic Toys on
    3DS code: 2938-6074-2306, Nintendo Network ID: ToxicToys, PSN: zutto
  • EgosEgos Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Egos on
  • AroducAroduc regular
    edited March 2008
    Egos wrote: »
    Aroduc wrote: »
    Someone end this for me. Please.

    lol. Aroduc, you're going to be the lone survivor of this game ;-)

    Somebody has to kill me eventually.

    Aroduc on
  • Toxic ToysToxic Toys Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Egos, I have 99 problems, but a woman ain't one.

    :D

    Toxic Toys on
    3DS code: 2938-6074-2306, Nintendo Network ID: ToxicToys, PSN: zutto
  • precisionkprecisionk Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Day 8


    scooby.jpg


    The Senate all went to the local batting cages to convene for the day. The Voice was already there, swinging and missing bad at the 55mph machine. He dropped his bat in a fit of rage and stepped outside of the cage to consult the Senate.


    "More bad news gentleman, people have your houses have died again..."

    Egos, Loyal Member of The Anarchs

    Aroduc, Loyal Member of The Descendants of Precisionk
    Nion - Loyal Member of The Descendants of Precisionk, Inactivity

    Hatred (Zot) - Loyal Member of The Liar's Guild, Inactivity

    "Surprisingly good news considering that is all that has happened for the day. Perhaps you gentleman had alot of truces?"


    The issue results were further told:

    God-Emperor Bliss 101: Nay x2


    The Emperor's Hand: Yay

    The Anarchs: Nay

    The Descendants of Precisionk: Yay

    The Tears of Retribution: *silence*

    The Traitor Federation: Nay

    Issue Failed!

    The Voice erupted with anger:


    "I CAN'T STAND IT ANY MORE! WE CANNOT KEEP MEETING WITHOUT A SENATE BUILDING!" The Voice pulls out his illustrious golden hair.


    "IF I CAN'T HAVE MY SENATE BUILDING, THEN ALL YOU HOUSE LEADERS CANNOT HAVE KILL IMMUNITY FOR TODAY!"


    The Voice quickly stammers off the God-Emperor vote:



    The Emperor's Hand: Rend

    The Anarchs: The Great Betrayer

    The Descendants of Precisionk: Rend

    The Tears of Retribution: Niceguy Myeye

    The Traitor Federation: B:L



    "Blah blah blah, Hail God-Emperor Rend, WHO CARES! WE NEED A SENATE BUILDING!"

    He quickly read off the House results:



    The Emperor's Hand: Toxic Toys

    The Anarchs: Sepah

    The Descendants of Precisionk: Niceguy Myeye

    The Liar's Guild: Bliss 101

    The Traitor Federation: The Great Betrayer

    The Voice, fed up, takes his ball and goes home.

    precisionk on
  • AroducAroduc regular
    edited March 2008
    Thank god.

    Aroduc on
  • EgosEgos Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Aroduc wrote: »
    Thank god.

    Shall we dance?

    Egos on
  • Toxic ToysToxic Toys Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    The Voice be cranky tonight.

    Toxic Toys on
    3DS code: 2938-6074-2306, Nintendo Network ID: ToxicToys, PSN: zutto
  • VarcaynVarcayn Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Wait, what?

    I had four posts.

    Varcayn on
  • precisionkprecisionk Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Varcayn wrote: »
    Wait, what?

    I had four posts.

    Thats my bad, I miscounted your posts. I will adjust the narration.

    precisionk on
  • SepahSepah Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Alas, poor Egos. I will light a candle for you.
    If we had taxed, it probably would have meant like 5 more people dying. Our new Senate House, made from the bones and blood of its constituency.

    Anyway, pick a good issue Rend.

    Sepah on
    Minerva_SC wrote:
    I don't think I've ever raged as hard as I just did. The amount of stupidity was so intense I couldn't eben think of words venomous enough to insult my team mates. I was literally choking on my own rage. I can only hope they all live in the same city and die in a tragic bus accident today, or tommorow. I'll pray to whatever dark god I have to.

    ah yes another night of LoL.
  • precisionkprecisionk Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Varcayn wrote: »
    Wait, what?

    I had four posts.

    Meant it to be Nion, not you.

    precisionk on
  • VarcaynVarcayn Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    No worries, just cue the Portal song.

    Varcayn on
  • Toxic ToysToxic Toys Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Why the hell did The Anarchs vote for the Great Betrayer?

    Toxic Toys on
    3DS code: 2938-6074-2306, Nintendo Network ID: ToxicToys, PSN: zutto
  • B:LB:L Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Toxic Toys wrote: »
    Why the hell did The Anarchs vote for the Great Betrayer?
    Oh yes, I'm the Great Betrayer
    Betraying that I'm doing well
    My need is such; I betray too much
    I'm lonely but no one can tell.

    Oh yes, I'm the Great Betrayer
    A drift in a world of my own
    I play the game; but to my real shame
    You've let me to dream all alone.

    Too real is this feeling of make believe
    Too real when I feel what my heart can't conceal.

    Oh yes I'm the Great Betrayer
    Just laughing and gay like a clown
    I seem to be what I'm not; you see
    I'm wearing my heart like a crown
    Betraying that you're still around.

    Too real is this feeling of make believe
    Too real when I feel what my heart can't conceal

    Yes I'm the Great Betrayer
    Just laughing and gay like a clown
    I seem to be what I'm not you see
    I'm wearing my heart like a crown
    Betraying that you're still around

    B:L on
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  • Toxic ToysToxic Toys Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    B:L wrote: »
    Toxic Toys wrote: »
    Why the hell did The Anarchs vote for the Great Betrayer?
    Oh yes, I'm the Great Betrayer
    Betraying that I'm doing well
    My need is such; I betray too much
    I'm lonely but no one can tell.

    Oh yes, I'm the Great Betrayer
    A drift in a world of my own
    I play the game; but to my real shame
    You've let me to dream all alone.

    Too real is this feeling of make believe
    Too real when I feel what my heart can't conceal.

    Oh yes I'm the Great Betrayer
    Just laughing and gay like a clown
    I seem to be what I'm not; you see
    I'm wearing my heart like a crown
    Betraying that you're still around.

    Too real is this feeling of make believe
    Too real when I feel what my heart can't conceal

    Yes I'm the Great Betrayer
    Just laughing and gay like a clown
    I seem to be what I'm not you see
    I'm wearing my heart like a crown
    Betraying that you're still around
    Now I have the image of a clown giving BJ stuck in my head.

    Thanks B:L.

    Toxic Toys on
    3DS code: 2938-6074-2306, Nintendo Network ID: ToxicToys, PSN: zutto
  • MaximusMaximus Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Toxic Toys wrote: »
    B:L wrote: »
    Toxic Toys wrote: »
    Why the hell did The Anarchs vote for the Great Betrayer?
    Oh yes, I'm the Great Betrayer
    Betraying that I'm doing well
    My need is such; I betray too much
    I'm lonely but no one can tell.

    Oh yes, I'm the Great Betrayer
    A drift in a world of my own
    I play the game; but to my real shame
    You've let me to dream all alone.

    Too real is this feeling of make believe
    Too real when I feel what my heart can't conceal.

    Oh yes I'm the Great Betrayer
    Just laughing and gay like a clown
    I seem to be what I'm not; you see
    I'm wearing my heart like a crown
    Betraying that you're still around.

    Too real is this feeling of make believe
    Too real when I feel what my heart can't conceal

    Yes I'm the Great Betrayer
    Just laughing and gay like a clown
    I seem to be what I'm not you see
    I'm wearing my heart like a crown
    Betraying that you're still around
    Now I have the image of a clown giving BJ stuck in my head.

    Thanks B:L.
    Ahhh!!! Now I have that in my head!!

    Maximus on
  • El SkidEl Skid The frozen white northRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    B:L is evil?

    I'm shocked

    El Skid on
    mrpaku wrote: »
    my name is precisionk and i'm ten tanks

    wrath God fear traitor evil
  • Toxic ToysToxic Toys Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Wow, Sepah is the true heir of PK. So if he wins GE every one else looses.

    I don't know how all the other houses feel about that, but I think it sucks.

    Toxic Toys on
    3DS code: 2938-6074-2306, Nintendo Network ID: ToxicToys, PSN: zutto
  • RendRend Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Just so everyone knows, I voted, I voted Nay on the issue. I'm not sure why it said *silence* again O.o

    But yeah. So all hail me!
    The things that I've loved the things that I've lost
    The things I've held sacred that I've dropped

    Rend on
  • Toxic ToysToxic Toys Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    All Hail Rend!

    And take off that eye makup and do something cool.

    Toxic Toys on
    3DS code: 2938-6074-2306, Nintendo Network ID: ToxicToys, PSN: zutto
  • RendRend Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    I hereby decree that all livestock will be henceforth taken from the Tears of Retribution Meateries.

    emo_cow.jpg

    Rend on
  • Toxic ToysToxic Toys Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    OK, WTF Rend? What kind of issuse is that?

    Toxic Toys on
    3DS code: 2938-6074-2306, Nintendo Network ID: ToxicToys, PSN: zutto
  • visiblehowlvisiblehowl He/Him Neutron Nerd Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    The plot thickens...

    As does the hair on cattle, apparently...

    visiblehowl on
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    I die evry tiem in Sekiro on Twitch
  • Bliss 101Bliss 101 Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    All hail the Emo Emperor!

    Why is everyone scheming so much? My inbox was full of lies when I woke up.

    Bliss 101 on
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  • visiblehowlvisiblehowl He/Him Neutron Nerd Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    I suppose that comes with the job. You know, being the Great Deceiver and all.

    visiblehowl on
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  • visiblehowlvisiblehowl He/Him Neutron Nerd Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Oh, I guess I should put in a vote for Niceguy, since I won't be around for the rest of the day.

    visiblehowl on
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  • Bliss 101Bliss 101 Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    !Trust shall rule the Liars.

    Bliss 101 on
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