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[Phalla] PhallisionK - Game Over! - There is only one true God-Emperor..

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  • Niceguy MyeyeNiceguy Myeye Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Do we still have to post 3 times?

    Niceguy Myeye on
  • El SkidEl Skid The frozen white northRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Do we still have to post 3 times?

    El Skid on
    mrpaku wrote: »
    my name is precisionk and i'm ten tanks

    wrath God fear traitor evil
  • precisionkprecisionk Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Bliss 101 wrote: »
    oooOOOooooOOOooo

    There's an error in the house member list in the OP btw. According to the narration Trust is supposed to be alive.

    ooOOOoooOoooOOOO

    Whoops, let me fix that.

    precisionk on
  • precisionkprecisionk Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    El Skid wrote: »
    Do we still have to post 3 times?

    YOu don't HAVE to, but its always in best interests of those who do.

    precisionk on
  • precisionkprecisionk Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Day 9 Issue



    With the Voice gone, the news reported the issue of the day.



    Denizens of the homeworld began to stir. Violence started to erupt. People have had it and are now starting to call forth a revolution. They find the Senate is not doing their job. Families are being robbed, hobos are being murdered, Gay men are dress like slobs. The universe is starting to break apart!



    The giant words posted on the tv screen of the issue:



    A CALL TO POWER?

    precisionk on
  • TrustTrust Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    So, everyone should know, now, that Zanmatto is the last Traitor. He's also a converted member of the Anarchs, and needs to die before anyone can win. I'm throwing this out there because right now, no-one can win with him still alive. Funny thing is, he can't win either.

    Happy Birthday Zanmatto.

    Trust on
    We Stand Ready
  • EgosEgos Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Trust wrote: »
    So, everyone should know, now, that Zanmatto is the last Traitor. He's also a converted member of the Anarchs, and needs to die before anyone can win. I'm throwing this out there because right now, no-one can win with him still alive. Funny thing is, he can't win either.

    Happy Birthday Zanmatto.

    oOOooOoO

    And you're dead so...should you be posting especially in a way that might effect the game? Or is it a mistake and you're just listed as dead?

    oOoOooOoO

    Egos on
  • TrustTrust Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    It's a mistake. Pk should fix it soon.

    Trust on
    We Stand Ready
  • EgosEgos Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    OOoOoOoO

    sorry my bad :mrgreen:

    OoOooOo

    Egos on
  • B:LB:L Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Trust wrote: »
    So, everyone should know, now, that Zanmatto is the last Traitor. He's also a converted member of the Anarchs, and needs to die before anyone can win. I'm throwing this out there because right now, no-one can win with him still alive. Funny thing is, he can't win either.

    Happy Birthday Zanmatto.

    I can confirm that Zanmatto is the traitor.

    B:L on
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  • El SkidEl Skid The frozen white northRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Because we all know that B:L is not the last traitor...?

    El Skid on
    mrpaku wrote: »
    my name is precisionk and i'm ten tanks

    wrath God fear traitor evil
  • Niceguy MyeyeNiceguy Myeye Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Yup, Zanmatto is the traitor. I think that's 3 posts for me now!

    Going to do my saintly duties, which as a saint of PK involve wrath and groping.

    See you tomorrow!

    Niceguy Myeye on
  • RendRend Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Well, looks like Zan is out in the open. Whoopee!

    Rend on
  • ArdorArdor Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    El Skid!

    Sorry for my inactivity today, I'll try to get my posting in now.

    Ardor on
  • ArdorArdor Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Hopefully the all knowing PK will not kill me tonight via inactivity, that would not be nice.

    Ardor on
  • ArdorArdor Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    And I'm out. Cya all later.

    Ardor on
  • B:LB:L Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Ardor wrote: »
    Hopefully the all knowing PK will not kill me tonight via inactivity, that would not be nice.

    We'll see now, won't we?

    B:L on
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  • El SkidEl Skid The frozen white northRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Oh yes. We WILL see.

    El Skid on
    mrpaku wrote: »
    my name is precisionk and i'm ten tanks

    wrath God fear traitor evil
  • B:LB:L Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    El Skid wrote: »
    Oh yes. We WILL see.

    See Ardor dead? I hope so.

    B:L on
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  • El SkidEl Skid The frozen white northRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Oh B:L.

    You so crazy!

    El Skid on
    mrpaku wrote: »
    my name is precisionk and i'm ten tanks

    wrath God fear traitor evil
  • Niceguy MyeyeNiceguy Myeye Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Is Ardor dead yet?

    Niceguy Myeye on
  • B:LB:L Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Is Ardor dead yet?

    I don't know about that, but I'm sure El Skid is.

    Redirect THIS.

    B:L on
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  • El SkidEl Skid The frozen white northRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    ROFL

    El Skid on
    mrpaku wrote: »
    my name is precisionk and i'm ten tanks

    wrath God fear traitor evil
  • B:LB:L Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    El Skid wrote: »
    ROFL

    ...Don't tell me you actually DID re-direct it? O_o

    B:L on
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  • precisionkprecisionk Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    At home, narration up shortly.

    precisionk on
  • El SkidEl Skid The frozen white northRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    B:L wrote: »
    El Skid wrote: »
    ROFL

    ...Don't tell me you actually DID re-direct it? O_o

    That would be AWESOME.

    Sadly, I dont have any powers... If someone else redirected your attack onto you, I'd totally pee my pants.

    El Skid on
    mrpaku wrote: »
    my name is precisionk and i'm ten tanks

    wrath God fear traitor evil
  • B:LB:L Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    El Skid wrote: »
    B:L wrote: »
    El Skid wrote: »
    ROFL

    ...Don't tell me you actually DID re-direct it? O_o

    That would be AWESOME.

    Sadly, I dont have any powers... If someone else redirected your attack onto you, I'd totally pee my pants.

    I'd totally pee your pants too.

    B:L on
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  • El SkidEl Skid The frozen white northRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Apparently my pants would be wet for you, B:L...

    ...

    ...And I'm totally stopping with this line of talk now. D:

    El Skid on
    mrpaku wrote: »
    my name is precisionk and i'm ten tanks

    wrath God fear traitor evil
  • precisionkprecisionk Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Day 10

    GAME-OVER.gif



    The Senate convened during the darkest hour of the universe. The denizens of the universe were at war with each other, due to the fact, that there was no one to lead or guide them. The houses squabbled for the last 10 days, bickering over issues, who would lead what, who betrayed who and vice a versa.


    God-Emperor Rend read aloud the following deaths:



    Visiblehowl, Loyal Member of The Descendants of Precisionk
    El Skid, Loyal Member of The Emperor's Hand



    The Senate stood on the rubble in which was the Senate. A place as to be holy as the greatest church or cathedral. They were to have chosen a God-Emperor to lead their people into a new time in the universe, but they couldn't get it done.


    The results of the issue were read aloud:

    God-Emperor Rend: Yay x2

    The Emperor's Hand: Yay

    The Anarchs: Yay

    The Descendants of Precisionk: Yay

    The Liar's Guild: Yay


    Issue Passed!


    The Voice approached the Senate. He raises his hands to the sky and yelled:

    "PRECISIONK fhtagn"



    The skies of the world darkened. Cabbage patch dolls reigned from the sky like drops of fire and down came in a spectacular GOLD LIGHT. THE ONE..............THE ONLY...............PRECISIONK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


    "YOU HAVE MADE YOUR CALL TO POWER AND I AM HERE. YOU WERE GIVEN 10 DAYS TO FIND THE NEXT LINE FOR THE THRONE. NOT ONLY HAVE YOU FAILED IN YOUR TASKS, BUT YOU HAVE KILLED OTHERS AS WELL AS MY SON IN THE PROCESS. I WILL HAVE TO CONTINUE MY REIGN AS SUPREME BEING IN ALL THIS UNIVERSE AND THE NEXT. YOU HAVE ALL FAILED ME FOR THE LAST TIME!"


    Sequentially, God-Emperor Precisionk ripped out the throats of every single house member, one by one. Then he proceeded to skull-fuck their throats until flowers spewed forth from their ears and eyes. God-Emperor Precisionk's wrath was unleashed upon all the universe, all the murderers, rapists and hell bent Christians met their fate and were vaporized.

    The Voice bowed at the feet of God-Emperor and stood next to his side, back in his original place.


    The Voice spoke to his liege, "No one could ever take your place..."

    A single tear rolled down The Voice's face.



    God-Emperor Precisionk boomed,
    "I KNOW"




    Game over! God-Emperor Precisionk wins! Due to the 10 day time constraint, you all have failed and forever will be labeled as failures in my book.

    precisionk on
  • TheLawinatorTheLawinator Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    That is the bestest end.

    TheLawinator on
    My SteamID Gamertag and PSN: TheLawinator
  • FrosteeyFrosteey Elaise 1521-2945-8940Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Losers...

    Frosteey on
  • CoreGoonCoreGoon Registered User
    edited March 2008
    OoOoOoOoOoOoOoO

    I blame the Anarchs!!

    OoOoOoOoOoOoOoO

    CoreGoon on
  • TehSpectreTehSpectre Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Ahahahaha

    TehSpectre on
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  • precisionkprecisionk Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    So how did everyone like this phalla?

    Likes?

    Dislikes?

    precisionk on
  • ArdorArdor Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    jdarksun wrote: »
    Gee, B:L was evil? If only someone would have told everyone on Day 1!

    I did attack him tonight, but it appears he is a tougher opponent than I had hoped.

    Ardor on
  • TehSpectreTehSpectre Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    precisionk wrote: »
    So how did everyone like this phalla?

    Likes?

    Dislikes?

    It was great! However, the Liar's house power was pretty lame. Were the others just as bad?

    TehSpectre on
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  • VarcaynVarcayn Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    precisionk wrote: »
    So how did everyone like this phalla?

    Likes?

    Dislikes?

    Whichever RNG you used through the course of this phalla should be nuked from orbit.

    Other than that it was a hell of a lot of fun.

    Varcayn on
  • FrostMistFrostMist NorwayRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    I didn't like the convert power of the anarchs, but other than that - I had fun! After the convert and quoth seering me that day, things went down hill for me...

    FrostMist on
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  • TehSpectreTehSpectre Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Oh god, screw the RNG.

    Never use a RNG for kills. Ever.

    TehSpectre on
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  • RainfallRainfall Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    precisionk wrote: »
    So how did everyone like this phalla?

    Likes?

    Dislikes?

    For normies early in the Phalla this was horribly dull. No powers, and it was too early to see how the vote would affect things. Unlike a vote power where you can actually vote against people you dislike and bluff people out, there just wasn't much to do.

    This was a bad thing.

    Apparently it was pretty fun for people who could do stuff and survived to the point where we could actually have some friggin' intrigue, though.

    Rainfall on
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