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[Phalla] PhallisionK - Game Over! - There is only one true God-Emperor..

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  • JPantsJPants Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    I've got the lolcatz bug, apparently. They're almost always hilarious to me.

    Also, moved up start time FTW. I'm dieing to know my house.

    JPants on
  • RainfallRainfall Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    And the time is changed to EST now?

    Madness!

    Rainfall on
  • precisionkprecisionk Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Rainfall wrote: »
    And the time is changed to EST now?

    Madness!

    It is for the time zone retarded aka the brits.

    precisionk on
  • fadingathedgesfadingathedges Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Y'know I saw this go up when there were still no posts in it and was like "THIS SOUNDS GREAT BUT [LOTS TO DO]."

    However, fuck it this is too cool I must !Sign Up.

    (Assuming only having 1 phalla under my belt but understanding the basics = qualified ;o)

    fadingathedges on
  • El SkidEl Skid The frozen white northRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    JPants wrote: »
    I've got the lolcatz bug, apparently. They're almost always hilarious to me.

    Also, moved up start time FTW. I'm dying almost as soon as I get to know my house.

    Prophetic...

    El Skid on
    mrpaku wrote: »
    my name is precisionk and i'm ten tanks

    wrath God fear traitor evil
  • El SkidEl Skid The frozen white northRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Y'know I saw this go up when there were still no posts in it and was like "THIS SOUNDS GREAT BUT [LOTS TO DO]."

    However, fuck it this is too cool I must !Sign Up.

    (Assuming only having 1 phalla under my belt but understanding the basics = qualified ;o)

    Don't worry. I'm sure this will be nothing like any phalla anyone anywhere has ever played before ever.

    El Skid on
    mrpaku wrote: »
    my name is precisionk and i'm ten tanks

    wrath God fear traitor evil
  • RainfallRainfall Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Y'know I saw this go up when there were still no posts in it and was like "THIS SOUNDS GREAT BUT [LOTS TO DO]."

    However, fuck it this is too cool I must !Sign Up.

    (Assuming only having 1 phalla under my belt but understanding the basics = qualified ;o)

    Don't worry, man. Just agree with me all the time.

    That'll win you every game.

    Rainfall on
  • precisionkprecisionk Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Y'know I saw this go up when there were still no posts in it and was like "THIS SOUNDS GREAT BUT [LOTS TO DO]."

    However, fuck it this is too cool I must !Sign Up.

    (Assuming only having 1 phalla under my belt but understanding the basics = qualified ;o)

    Good in my book, all I ask is participation. Truly in this Phalla, no one really has special powers. To get them, you need to vie for House Leader. So really, anyone can be a special depending on how bad they really want it.

    precisionk on
  • El SkidEl Skid The frozen white northRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    It's amazing how one small rule changes the entire complexion of the game.

    I was just thinking about what this game would be like if the house leaders were totally unprotected by their position.

    Then it would go from "Who wants it more" to "Who does their house hate most" in one fell swoop.

    El Skid on
    mrpaku wrote: »
    my name is precisionk and i'm ten tanks

    wrath God fear traitor evil
  • fadingathedgesfadingathedges Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Rainfall wrote: »
    Y'know I saw this go up when there were still no posts in it and was like "THIS SOUNDS GREAT BUT [LOTS TO DO]."

    However, fuck it this is too cool I must !Sign Up.

    (Assuming only having 1 phalla under my belt but understanding the basics = qualified ;o)

    Don't worry, man. Just agree with me all the time.

    That'll win you every game.


    GRIEFER SPAI!

    fadingathedges on
  • RainfallRainfall Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Rainfall wrote: »
    Y'know I saw this go up when there were still no posts in it and was like "THIS SOUNDS GREAT BUT [LOTS TO DO]."

    However, fuck it this is too cool I must !Sign Up.

    (Assuming only having 1 phalla under my belt but understanding the basics = qualified ;o)

    Don't worry, man. Just agree with me all the time.

    That'll win you every game.


    GRIEFER SPAI!

    Hey, man. I was a Scout.

    And just because I was evil in that Phalla doesn't mean I'll be evil in this one!

    Rainfall on
  • duraxdurax Who watches the watchdogs? Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    This game will allow me to strengthen my game where I am weakest.

    As I see it there are two general ways to play these games constructively and destructively.
    The first category is all about seeking and brokering deals with allies while the latter is about destroying one's enemies. (Gods of phalla made it abundantly clear that my skills at playing a constructive game leave a lot to be desired).

    I find it quirky that PK, a player known more for his destruction, would come up with a game that requires so much co-operation.

    durax on
  • El SkidEl Skid The frozen white northRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Rainfall wrote: »
    Rainfall wrote: »
    Y'know I saw this go up when there were still no posts in it and was like "THIS SOUNDS GREAT BUT [LOTS TO DO]."

    However, fuck it this is too cool I must !Sign Up.

    (Assuming only having 1 phalla under my belt but understanding the basics = qualified ;o)

    Don't worry, man. Just agree with me all the time.

    That'll win you every game.


    GRIEFER SPAI!

    Hey, man. I was a Scout.

    And just because I was evil in that Phalla doesn't mean I'll be evil in this one!

    Wait...didn't you just admit to being evil in like 75% of your phallas so far?

    El Skid on
    mrpaku wrote: »
    my name is precisionk and i'm ten tanks

    wrath God fear traitor evil
  • SavantSavant Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Rainfall wrote: »
    Y'know I saw this go up when there were still no posts in it and was like "THIS SOUNDS GREAT BUT [LOTS TO DO]."

    However, fuck it this is too cool I must !Sign Up.

    (Assuming only having 1 phalla under my belt but understanding the basics = qualified ;o)

    Don't worry, man. Just agree with me all the time.

    That'll win you every game.


    GRIEFER SPAI!

    fyithumbnaillf0.jpg

    Savant on
  • RainfallRainfall Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Hmm...

    As far as I can remember, I've been good in... the BG Phalla and one of the newbie Phallas(out of 3.)
    Phallout doesn't count since nobody had roles.

    Gremlins only sort of counts because everyone was evil.

    Other than that, I've always been evil.

    BUT THAT'S NO REASON FOR ME TO BE EVIL THIS TIME!

    Rainfall on
  • duraxdurax Who watches the watchdogs? Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    In how many of those games was squashua your nemesis?

    durax on
  • RainfallRainfall Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Only two: Time Travel Phalla, where I was Rose and he claimed to be Rose but actually lied and stole my role and turned me into a Dalek, and TF2 Phalla, where he decided to bitch me out for not being on the server on day 1 and then I got kickbanned because everyone decided that the Admin was obviously right.

    Rainfall on
  • SepahSepah Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    I'm guessing there'll be a Traitor in every house, likely more than one, so pretty much every group has a very good chance of having a spy. Who can be trusted with leadership when any among us might be one of the vengeful exiles?

    Hint: Vote Sepah!

    Sepah on
    Minerva_SC wrote:
    I don't think I've ever raged as hard as I just did. The amount of stupidity was so intense I couldn't eben think of words venomous enough to insult my team mates. I was literally choking on my own rage. I can only hope they all live in the same city and die in a tragic bus accident today, or tommorow. I'll pray to whatever dark god I have to.

    ah yes another night of LoL.
  • Niceguy MyeyeNiceguy Myeye Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    I REQUIRE MY ROLE PM!

    I WILL NO LONGER ACCEPT YOUR LOLLYGAGGING

    Niceguy Myeye on
  • RainfallRainfall Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Campaigning before we even know what house you're in?

    Clever.

    Rainfall on
  • M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Guys a vote for me is a vote for killing everyone.

    M.D. on
  • SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Guys it is statistically unlikely that I am going to be the spy you should consider voting for me.

    Seriously on
  • fadingathedgesfadingathedges Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    BEST LOLCAT.
    uwanttehfish.jpg

    fadingathedges on
  • RainfallRainfall Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Guys a vote for me is a vote for killing everyone.

    !vote Mr. Defecation

    Rainfall on
  • SepahSepah Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    What is that strange plastic plant thing in the background?

    Also, I vote that cat for God-Emperor of the cosmos.

    Sepah on
    Minerva_SC wrote:
    I don't think I've ever raged as hard as I just did. The amount of stupidity was so intense I couldn't eben think of words venomous enough to insult my team mates. I was literally choking on my own rage. I can only hope they all live in the same city and die in a tragic bus accident today, or tommorow. I'll pray to whatever dark god I have to.

    ah yes another night of LoL.
  • fadingathedgesfadingathedges Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Those are bamboo. It's probably real.

    fadingathedges on
  • precisionkprecisionk Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Starting to send out PM's.

    precisionk on
  • RainfallRainfall Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    precisionk wrote: »
    Starting to send out PM's.

    So excited!

    Rainfall on
  • precisionkprecisionk Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    House list is up. Pm's to follow.

    precisionk on
  • M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Aww I wanted to be in the liar house.

    M.D. on
  • RainfallRainfall Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Aww I wanted to be in the liar house.

    So did I.

    Dammit!

    Rainfall on
  • BurnageBurnage Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    I'm not in the Liar's Guild. :(

    Burnage on
  • GumpyGumpy There is always a greater powerRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Members of the liars guild

    When the voting starts, vote Gumpy for house leader.

    Not only is he dressed for the occasion, but he loves every single one of you.

    Even Varcayn to some extent.

    Gumpy on
  • BurnageBurnage Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    I am so unhappy to see that Gumpy is also not a member of the Liar's Guild.

    Burnage on
  • M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    But all you do is lie, so in fact you don't like anyone.

    M.D. on
  • GumpyGumpy There is always a greater powerRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    I am currently lieing.

    Gumpy on
  • MaximusMaximus Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    I thought you stopped the purple posts....


    Also, OUR MILITARY WILL CRUSH ALL!!

    Maximus on
  • TheLawinatorTheLawinator Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    I am part of the very house I liked the least... the emo house.

    Damnit Squash is in my group, he has my grudge.

    TheLawinator on
    My SteamID Gamertag and PSN: TheLawinator
  • OatsOats Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    He lied.

    Oats on
  • RainfallRainfall Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    DESCENDANTS OF PRECISIONK!

    Are we not his rightful heirs? Are we not the ones destined to rule in his absence? Are we not THE SONS AND DAUGHTERS OF THE GOD-EMPEROR HIMSELF?

    Fellow House members, I say we are! I say we need to stand up and take control! I say that we need to fight, with everything we have, giving no mercy, no quarter to those who would stand in our way!

    I say that every day will be a glorious victory as we tread on the skulls of those who would keep us from the throne of the God-Emperor.

    And I say... I say that I shall lead us to this glory.

    Follow me, brothers and sisters. Follow me to our birthright.

    Rainfall on
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