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Your First...

DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
edited July 2009 in Social Entropy++
We all have them. Firsts. The first time we did something, purchased something or just remember something. Could be anything.

So, here's a thread to share your firsts in.

First movie I remember going to see in a theater:
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I still love that movie. Billy Joel does a voice, it's great!

First car I ever owned:
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An 88 VW Cabriolet. Same colors as the one pictured, but mine had hawaiian print car seat covers. I'm not ashamed.

First CD I ever owned:
This one I'm not proud of. Gloria Estefan and the Miami Sound Machine. We had just gotten a CD player and it was the coolest newest thing and my parents thought I really liked that conga song. It's alright though, my sister got Michael Bolton.

First Kiss:
Her name was Stephanie. Details are blurry, but it didn't suck.

First time with the sexings:
15 years old. Her name was Erin and she was the daughter of a family that we had been vacationing with for years. It didn't go as smoothly as one would hope, but was pretty good overall.

First Drink:
A shot of Rumble Mintz and a Heiniken at a tailgate party in the Giants stadium parking lot with my uncle. My parents later saw photographic proof and while my father was proud, my mother didn't seem to think a 12 year old should be doing shots.

First Curse:
Same Uncle as above had me over for a weekend and taught me to say "Eat shit and die." And then directed me to go say that to my father. It's a wonder I was allowed to hang out with him.

First time Jerkin' It:
DON'T FUCKING USE MENTHOL SHAVING CREAM. I was an idiot and oh god the burning.

First time I thought I was going to die:
3rd Grade. I picked up something called Stephen Johnson's Syndrome. Second degree burns covering 45% of my body....both internally and externally. In my mouth, eyes...everywhere.

First Video Game I ever played:
Super Mario Brothers on the NES a week after it came out. In an arcade? Qbert.

First post in this here forum?
A weak response to something that Jordyn said. It was just after registration reopened and many people said "who the fuck are you?"


Tell us your firsts, SE++.

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  • yourclothesyourclothes __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2008
    the first cd i owned was an adam sandler cd

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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    My first CD was that Aqua CD

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  • Fort1tudeFort1tude Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    The first time I was a consumer whore was when I was around 8-10 and because of a certain movie I had to have one of these

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    I used it so much it started giving echos to tapes.

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  • MKRMKR Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    My first computer was a Tandy 1000 HX.

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    my first car crash was great

    the wheel flew off the right passenger side and we skidded along the road, nearly falling into a deep ass ditch

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  • SageinaRageSageinaRage Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    My first car was a 92 volvo, one of those boxy motherfuckers. It got totalled in a 5 car pileup on the interstate, front hood crumpled almost completely, I walked away pretty much unscathed. It was a damn good car.

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  • Fort1tudeFort1tude Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    My first computer was a Zeos laptop I got when I was 10. It forced me to learn DOS and even though it had no cd drive, no floppy drive, no games, nothing really to do at all but fuck around with QBasic and Batch files I loved the thing.

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  • ZombotZombot Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Fort1tude wrote: »
    The first time I was a consumer whore was when I was around 8-10 and because of a certain movie I had to have one of these

    talkboy.jpg

    I used it so much it started giving echos to tapes.

    I always wanted one of those.

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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    My first sexings involved a girl who dumped me because she wanted to be a lesbian, and went after hefty chicks from that point on. Woooo.

    My first cd was Nirvana - Nevermind

    The first time I moshed was in middle school to Bush's Come Down, ugh

    My first car accident involved me wrecking my piece of shit '86 Camaro

    My first computer game was Indiana Jones and the Fate of Atlantis, my first vidja game was super mario bros.

    The first comic I bought with my own moneys was the superman issue where he died. so sad.

    My first alcoholic drink was a shot of tequila followed by a smirnoff ice. My dick fell off that night.

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  • IskanderIskander Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    First movie I saw in a theatre:
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    I was a six year-old kid in the second row of this huge cinema, covering my eyes with my winter hat because I was scared shitless of the giant ape.

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  • ascotascot Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Zombot wrote: »
    Fort1tude wrote: »
    The first time I was a consumer whore was when I was around 8-10 and because of a certain movie I had to have one of these

    talkboy.jpg

    I used it so much it started giving echos to tapes.

    I always wanted one of those.

    but instead....

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    the first time i watched a film in a theater

    hrmm

    mortal kombat

    oh man

    popcorn and pepsi and licorice and dudes getting their fucking heads kicked off

    being seven was the shit

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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    I had the crappy knockoff version of the talkboy, along with those sunglasses that were some kid's line of spy toys with mirrors on the side and the invisible ink pen. They were awesome. Pretending to be a superspy, killing ladies with cooties.

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  • Big Red TieBig Red Tie beautiful clydesdale style feet too hot to trotRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    first movie i saw in a theater

    was probably pokemon or something

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  • ZombotZombot Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    ascot wrote: »
    Zombot wrote: »
    Fort1tude wrote: »
    The first time I was a consumer whore was when I was around 8-10 and because of a certain movie I had to have one of these

    talkboy.jpg

    I used it so much it started giving echos to tapes.

    I always wanted one of those.

    but instead....

    talkgirl.jpg

    No you silly.
    I wanted the pink version.

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    "listen pal, you're seven now and it is high time you see some action martial arts violence that is rockin"

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  • DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    First computer we owned? IBM PC Junior.

    First Internet Service? Prodigy

    First Computer Game? Janitor Joe.

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  • Jermaine ChampaigneJermaine Champaigne __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2008
    My first car was a volvo that I blew up while driving to florida with some girl I had met the day before

    after the engine burned up on the interstate, she had to call her dad, a marine who gave me beer after beer on the ride to his home

    then he gave me 80 dollars

    I've been meaning to track the guy down again someday and pay him back

    eventually, my uncle came to pick me up, which was nice since the girl was sick of my presence

    I then spent three days at my Uncle's place, where he and his partner desperately tried to cover up for being gay

    they'd make clear cut double entendres, then look back panicked to see if I understood

    I had to keep my face an expressionless mask for 72 hours

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  • ZombotZombot Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    I also always wanted that Dick Tracy watch.
    My dad never bought it for me because I couldn't read a clock.

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  • ascotascot Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    first movie I ever saw was Michael Jackson's Moonwalk

    :?

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  • ZombotZombot Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    ascot wrote: »
    first movie I ever saw was Michael Jackson's Moonwalk

    :?

    One of the best movies ever made.
    He turns into a car!

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  • DeusfauxDeusfaux Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    first game - adventure
    first cd - offspring - smash / nirvana - nevermind
    first movie - aristocats

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  • DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    First cassette tape I ever had? Yea...it was Tiffany.


    Fuck you guys, she was hot. Sweater dress and all.

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  • Big Red TieBig Red Tie beautiful clydesdale style feet too hot to trotRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    my first computer game was, uh...day of the tentacle? or something.

    and there were a few others

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  • StarfuckStarfuck Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2008
    first game i remember playing was zaxxon on tape with a dragon tandy
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    First movie I remember seeing in theaters was bambi

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  • Big Red TieBig Red Tie beautiful clydesdale style feet too hot to trotRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Hmmm... i remember it had good music
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  • DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Starfuck wrote: »
    first game i remember playing was zaxxon on tape with a dragon tandy
    zaxxon.jpg

    First movie I remember seeing in theaters was bambi


    Hell yes, Zaxxon!

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    first gun i fired

    twelve gauge

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  • casper_27dcasper_27d The Friendly Ghost EverywhereRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    First Game= Wolfenstien 3d, my watch has more memory than that computer had
    First CD= Metallica and Justice for all
    First Tape= Led Zeppelin
    First Car= 89 Dodge Spirit
    First VHS tape= Michael Jackson the making of thriller
    First Movie= Cinderella

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  • J3pJ3p Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    First computer game:
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    TAKE THAT, SCIENCE

    And oh man it had the best theme music ever

    I recall very little other than this. Memories of childhood are few and far between.

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  • FrankoFranko Sometimes I really wish I had four feet so I could dance with myself to the drumbeat Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    First movie in theatersB000035Z59.01._SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg

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  • ZombotZombot Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    The first computer game I played was an old Spider-Man game that came out on MS-DOS.
    I think it was called Mysterio's Revenge.
    Hard as fuck.

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  • Dublo7Dublo7 Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Fort1tude wrote: »
    The first time I was a consumer whore was when I was around 8-10 and because of a certain movie I had to have one of these

    talkboy.jpg

    I used it so much it started giving echos to tapes.
    YESSS

    I actually used one of those things for prank calls. My friend and I would spend insane amounts of time fucking around with that thing.

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  • bentbent Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    The first game I remember playing was James Pond followed by Mortal Kombat in my uncles house.

    I still have my first car, volkswagen golf from 1997.

    My first kiss was at some point in primary school, but then at fifteen this girl basically cleaned every nook and cranny of the inside of my mouth with her tongue and man that was great at the time.

    First film I went to the cinema for was Jurassic Park, as I had a boner for dinosaurs back in the day.

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  • Big Red TieBig Red Tie beautiful clydesdale style feet too hot to trotRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    bent wrote: »
    The first game I remember playing was James Pond followed by Mortal Kombat in my uncles house.

    I still have my first car, volkswagen golf from 1997.

    My first kiss was at some point in primary school, but then at fifteen this velociraptor basically cleaned every nook and cranny of the inside of my mouth with its tongue and man that was great at the time.

    First film I went to the cinema for was Jurassic Park, as I had a boner for dinosaurs back in the day.

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    Beasteh wrote: »
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  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    First Movie I Remember Seeing In a Theater
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    First CD I Bought
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    First Vehicle
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    1992 Dodge Durango
    Mine was white with grey and red graphics down the side
    First Computer
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    Apple IIGS Signature Edition

    On it I played
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    Muthafuckin' Dino Eggs
    First Video Game I Bought With My Own Money
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    First Kiss
    I forget the girl's name, but she lived next door to my babysitter's. I was like 4 or 5 years old. I was hanging out of this tree, trying to look cool. It worked and she came over to kiss me.
    First Sexings
    High School Girlfriend, her name was Susan. I was 16 I think. We had only been dating about 3 weeks. We dated for about 2 years after that, long past when she went batshit crazy.
    First Curse Words
    I was about 6 or so. My mom told me to "just look at the mess in the living room". I told her it looked "Fucking sexy". I had no idea what that meant. She just laughed and told me not to talk like that.
    First Drink
    Again around 6 or 7, again at the babysitter's. Her husband was a grizzly ass truck driver. He let me drink Budweiser with him and his son out in the garage.
    My First SE++ Post
    So, when I was about 8 or so, i had to have a cavity filled, I was terrified. I sat in the chair and wouldnt open my mouth or anything. What does my mom do to console her upset child?

    She drags me out of the chair, down the hall and into the bathroom, then proceeds to beat the shit out of me, telling me to stop complaining and just get it over with. Needless to say I had the cavity filled. However, I didnt go back to a dentist for 13 years after that.

    Last year, my wisdom teeth started hurting, so I sucked it up and went down to the ol' dentist...

    He took one look at my chart and said, "Hey! I remember you. You're that kid that got pummeled in my bathroom. I still tell all the bad kids about you, it usually works!"
    (To the nurses) "This is that kid that I was telling you about that got drug into the bathroom by his mom!"

    Laughter and merriment all around....

    Asshole dentist

    EDIT: holy shit that is a lot of stuff

    it didnt seem that bad as i was putting it together, but at least it wasted my lunch break

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