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[CRIT ON!] Team Fortress 2: Promise not to bleed on my thread & I'll kill you quickly

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  • ZzuluZzulu Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Jon

    maek ping better

    Zzulu on
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  • zanmattozanmatto Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    I am beginning to see I suck at this game and it brings out the worst in me by far. The only winning move is not to play :(

    zanmatto on
  • jonxpjonxp [E] PC Security Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Job_41:25 wrote: »
    Kreutz wrote: »
    2) I am against running anything on Job's server until he sorts out his slot reservation problem and fixes the "waiting for players" time.

    I am unaware of any slot reservation problem. They are working fine as far as I know, and would not even be used during the tournament.

    The waiting for players is a moot point since the server would be in tournament mode anyways and would need a ready signal to start gameplay.

    mp_tournament mode is broken on Linux servers ATM. Next patch should fix it.

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  • rakuenCallistorakuenCallisto Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2008
    zanmatto wrote: »
    I am beginning to see I suck at this game and it brings out the worst in me by far. The only winning move is not to play :(
    Practice makes perfect buddy. I'm currently reaching 480 hours total in this game man since late September and there's still plenty of room for improvement.

    There's a reason why there's 9 classes in this game.

    Tyrannus: Would you and marty be willing to take screens/jot down achievements and awards for people or things that catch your eye?

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  • RustRust __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2008
    zanmatto wrote: »
    I am beginning to see I suck at this game and it brings out the worst in me by far. The only winning move is not to play :(

    I spend the entire game as, more or less, an extremely unwieldy mobile weapon, and I still manage to occasionally top the charts.

    It is very hard to consistently suck at this game if you have an elementary idea of where to go and what to do.

    Rust on
  • tyrannustyrannus i am not fat Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    no one will ever complain that you're bad, zanmatto. if they do then they don't fucking belong on the PA servers

    tyrannus on
  • rakuenCallistorakuenCallisto Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2008
    Rentilius wrote: »
    no one will ever complain that you're bad, zanmatto. if they do then they don't fucking belong on the PA servers
    Zot or Goose might, but that's just cause they got critted like 4x in a row and damned Jesus as well. Don't take it personal.

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  • ShogunShogun Hair long; money long; me and broke wizards we don't get along Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Rentilius wrote: »
    no one will ever complain that you're bad, zanmatto. if they do then they don't fucking belong on the PA servers

    This is truth.

    The PA servers are a community of like-minded people. These servers give people a challenging place to play without anyone having expectations for you to be amazing at the game and giving anyone a chance to improve. You never have to worry about someone bitching you out for making a mistake. I know for a fact because I've dicked up a lot of point captures at the last moment of a round. I always run off the point. :x

    Shogun on
  • BasilBasil Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    "STRAIGHT TO C. WE DON'T FUCK AROUND. EVERYONE TO C." Serious business? I do declare.

    I'm itching to crush some skullsies. Getting horribly owned is just Valve's way of telling you that you need to make an eagle scream.

    Basil on
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  • zanmattozanmatto Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Yeah, I know. Its just i suck so BAD

    but yeah we did some pretty spiffy stuff on zot's server involving cars and cubes, either me or someone else will upload pics later

    zanmatto on
  • ShogunShogun Hair long; money long; me and broke wizards we don't get along Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    zanmatto wrote: »
    Yeah, I know. Its just i suck so BAD

    but yeah we did some pretty spiffy stuff on zot's server involving cars and cubes, either me or someone else will upload pics later

    Have you found a class you simply adore? For me it was the scout. He's just such an asshole and hilarious at the same time.

    "I broke your stupid crap moron!"

    I was horrible at scout. I'm still not amazing by any means but I have vastly improved. My advice is to learn as much about the class you love as possible. The first thing I did was google "tf2 how to play scout." Silly right? I learned a lot though. The first thing I learned is that I was playing the class completely wrong. I still slip up sometimes because I get way too aggressive.

    Look for some youtube or stage6 videos by a gentleman named EvilDaedalus. He has some fantastic videos on several classes out there. Watching his two scout videos helped me out a ton. I still watch them now and then for refreshers. The one thing I still don't do enough is utilize my double jump to its full potential.

    Shogun on
  • theantipoptheantipop Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    jonxp wrote: »
    theantipop wrote: »
    So I've been getting this off and on all night trying to join Jon's server. I get in the queue to auto join, I start to load then it cancels and says I can't join because of slot reservation. This past time I noticed that HimsA was the one who must have just joined. Does he have a reserved slot?

    Are you sure this is my server? I do not have reserved slots on mine, not even for myself. In fact, reserved slots are only available with mods, so unless Valve changed something without letting anyone know, I don't think this is possible.

    Yes, I wrote that post on my other computer as I was waiting in the queue again. I'll screenshot it if I see it again, but I had never seen it before last night along with a couple other new connection errors I mentioned to Job when I was on his server during the wait.

    theantipop on
  • SithDrummerSithDrummer Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    zan, when I'm back, you and i and harrier will wreck house in the name of the lone star state

    SithDrummer on
  • Job_41:25Job_41:25 Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    theantipop wrote: »
    jonxp wrote: »
    theantipop wrote: »
    So I've been getting this off and on all night trying to join Jon's server. I get in the queue to auto join, I start to load then it cancels and says I can't join because of slot reservation. This past time I noticed that HimsA was the one who must have just joined. Does he have a reserved slot?

    Are you sure this is my server? I do not have reserved slots on mine, not even for myself. In fact, reserved slots are only available with mods, so unless Valve changed something without letting anyone know, I don't think this is possible.

    Yes, I wrote that post on my other computer as I was waiting in the queue again. I'll screenshot it if I see it again, but I had never seen it before last night along with a couple other new connection errors I mentioned to Job when I was on his server during the wait.

    In the long run getting kicked for a reserve slot is unavoidable. The next release of sourcemod will hopefully fix this but currently its simply a limitation of how they work. My guess is if you are set to autojoin you're catching the server right as someone leaves while an admin or reserve slot user is on. If a reserve slot user is on in slot 25 and someone leaves there is a brief interval in which the server browser sees the 24th slot available (the 25th is hidden). The problem is that the plugin will move the user from the 25th slot to the 24th slot in order to free the 25th one for another reserve slot user to connect.

    So the progression is:

    1) Server is full with 24/24+0 reserve slot users.
    2) Reserve slot user connects and server is full with 24/24+1 reserve slot user
    3) Normal user leaves server is at 23/24+1 reserve slot user
    4) Server moves reserve slot user to a general slot leaving the server at 24/24+0 reserve slot users.

    So you get that message if you try to connect while the server is in state 3.

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  • Flippy_DFlippy_D Digital Conquistador LondonRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    I do not have a certain class I identify with.

    Not at all.

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  • RustRust __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2008
    Flippy_D wrote: »
    I do not have a certain class I identify with.

    Not at all.

    Nor do I.
    FIRE IT UP.

    Rust on
  • jonxpjonxp [E] PC Security Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Beta testing SourceTV on my server now.

    Hurry up and join it so I can see if it works or not.

    jonxp on
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  • tyrannustyrannus i am not fat Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    oops. Jon, I join it and then it's all "pick a team you smelly bitch"

    tyrannus on
  • Gear GirlGear Girl More class than a state university Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    How or where do you select source tv anyway?

    Gear Girl on
  • DaxonDaxon Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Shogun wrote: »
    zanmatto wrote: »
    Yeah, I know. Its just i suck so BAD

    but yeah we did some pretty spiffy stuff on zot's server involving cars and cubes, either me or someone else will upload pics later

    Have you found a class you simply adore? For me it was the scout. He's just such an asshole and hilarious at the same time.

    "I broke your stupid crap moron!"

    I was horrible at scout. I'm still not amazing by any means but I have vastly improved. My advice is to learn as much about the class you love as possible. The first thing I did was google "tf2 how to play scout." Silly right? I learned a lot though. The first thing I learned is that I was playing the class completely wrong. I still slip up sometimes because I get way too aggressive.

    Look for some youtube or stage6 videos by a gentleman named EvilDaedalus. He has some fantastic videos on several classes out there. Watching his two scout videos helped me out a ton. I still watch them now and then for refreshers. The one thing I still don't do enough is utilize my double jump to its full potential.

    Yeah I love the scout a ton, only played 14 hours with him and I'm crap (as compared to my fiftyish pyro hours which I'm just moderately less crap at) but it's so much fun playing with mah scout that I don't care if I end up on the bottom of the server (which I frequently do).

    Problem is I feel sorry for people on my team :P EvilDaedalus' movies helped a lot though, I actually understand the class now. Marginal improvement there... Still gotta learn how to aim though :/

    Daxon on
  • BasilBasil Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    That's the tough bit, aiming. I don't have much difficulty pegging the hell out of people with my shotgun at Pyro speed, but the Scout just sends me straight to hell.

    Of course, that might have to do with having played Scout for a grand total of two hours. Or so.

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  • ArikadoArikado Southern CaliforniaRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    My issue with Scout is that I'm addicted to moving so fast that I tend to run into shit that kills me.

    It's like driving a shitty Explorer and then driving a souped-up Yamaha bike.

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  • Cold Salmon and HatredCold Salmon and Hatred __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2008
    zanmatto wrote: »
    I am beginning to see I suck at this game and it brings out the worst in me by far. The only winning move is not to play :(
    Practice makes perfect buddy. I'm currently reaching 480 hours total in this game man since late September and there's still plenty of room for improvement.

    There's a reason why there's 9 classes in this game.

    Tyrannus: Would you and marty be willing to take screens/jot down achievements and awards for people or things that catch your eye?

    Yeah I have about 275 hours in this game (Since start of january D:) and I still suck

    It takes practice. Find a class you really like and just play it

    Cold Salmon and Hatred on
  • drunkenpandarendrunkenpandaren Slapping all the goblin ham In the top laneRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    It's amazing to run and jump on top of heavys as a scout when they are alone.

    Amazing I tell you.

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  • ShabootyShabooty Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    I can't play scout, always get the urge to pull out the bat and go crazy.

    Shabooty on
  • SithDrummerSithDrummer Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Shabooty wrote: »
    I can't play scout, always get the urge to pull out the bat and go crazy.
    you contradict yourself

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  • MalkorMalkor Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Playing scout really reminds me of Quake III. I usually even think I'm doing better than I really am and everything.

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  • PeewiPeewi Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Gear Girl wrote: »
    How or where do you select source tv anyway?

    The spectate tab of the server browser.

    Peewi on
  • Not Uncle DaveNot Uncle Dave Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    So, I bought TF2, but it's constantly telling me that it won't pre-launch or start downloading because the servers are permanently "too busy". What the hell? I've been trying for 2 hours now, am I just being impatient?

    Not Uncle Dave on
  • PeewiPeewi Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    jonxp wrote: »
    Beta testing SourceTV on my server now.

    Hurry up and join it so I can see if it works or not.

    I could, but it's not fun when no one is actually playing on the server.

    Peewi on
  • ParisInFlamesParisInFlames Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    So, I bought TF2, but it's constantly telling me that it won't pre-launch or start downloading because the servers are permanently "too busy". What the hell? I've been trying for 2 hours now, am I just being impatient?


    Restarting steam can fix many problems like that.

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  • rakuenCallistorakuenCallisto Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2008
    So, I bought TF2, but it's constantly telling me that it won't pre-launch or start downloading because the servers are permanently "too busy". What the hell? I've been trying for 2 hours now, am I just being impatient?
    Hmm.. never heard of that before..

    Someone help out this poor fellow so he can start enjoying the best game in the world of everness.

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  • Not Uncle DaveNot Uncle Dave Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    So, I bought TF2, but it's constantly telling me that it won't pre-launch or start downloading because the servers are permanently "too busy". What the hell? I've been trying for 2 hours now, am I just being impatient?


    Restarting steam can fix many problems like that.

    tried that, and reinstalling. no dice

    Not Uncle Dave on
  • iowaiowa Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    I have the most luck with scout when I do a kind of divide & conquer thing. Scouts can take on pretty much any class head to head but when you throw in even one more dude with his attention on you, you get fucked pretty fast. Unless it's like a sniper and an engineer/medic or something, in which case you can just two shot both and barely take a hit.

    Yesterday I was playing offense on gravel pit and my entire team went B while I figured i'd fuck around at A and see what I could do as scout. I jump past the stickies which were over the exit and the demo detted them too late, two shotted the demo who was camping. then I ran out the right side and saw a pyro walking through the middle to the left side, so I ran up behind him, got a point blank shot, backed up and 2 more took him down. Then I saw this spy decloak right beside me (HimSa disguised as demo man) so I two shotted him and took like a revolver hit or something. Ran up the left side and into a sniper who hadn't even seen me yet, two shotted him and proceeded to cap while the team took B.

    iowa on
  • IcemopperIcemopper Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    zanmatto wrote: »
    I am beginning to see I suck at this game and it brings out the worst in me by far. The only winning move is not to play :(
    Practice makes perfect buddy. I'm currently reaching 480 hours total in this game man since late September and there's still plenty of room for improvement.

    There's a reason why there's 9 classes in this game.

    Tyrannus: Would you and marty be willing to take screens/jot down achievements and awards for people or things that catch your eye?

    Yeah I have about 275 hours in this game (Since start of january D:) and I still suck

    It takes practice. Find a class you really like and just play it

    Yeah, I remember around the start of the game, Rak and I were pretty evenly matched.

    Then 100 hours later, he's played 380 more hours than I, and it really really shows, he can easily outclass me, though I get a few lucky shots in.

    Icemopper on
  • DeMoNDeMoN twitch.tv/toxic_cizzle Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    jonxp wrote: »
    Beta testing SourceTV on my server now.

    Hurry up and join it so I can see if it works or not.

    Yeah, I tried and it made me choose a team. Spectate wasn't even an option.

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  • tyrannustyrannus i am not fat Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Yeah, same here, Toxic.

    tyrannus on
  • PeewiPeewi Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    DeMoN wrote: »
    jonxp wrote: »
    Beta testing SourceTV on my server now.

    Hurry up and join it so I can see if it works or not.

    Yeah, I tried and it made me choose a team. Spectate wasn't even an option.

    You're doing it wrong. Don't join the server as if you would in order to play. Instead, find "Penny Arcade TF2 TV" in the spectate tab of the server browser.

    Peewi on
  • Cold Salmon and HatredCold Salmon and Hatred __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2008
    Toxic

    sign up for my TF2 tourney

    do it

    Cold Salmon and Hatred on
  • tyrannustyrannus i am not fat Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Peewi wrote: »
    DeMoN wrote: »
    jonxp wrote: »
    Beta testing SourceTV on my server now.

    Hurry up and join it so I can see if it works or not.

    Yeah, I tried and it made me choose a team. Spectate wasn't even an option.

    You're doing it wrong. Don't join the server as if you would in order to play. Instead, find "Penny Arcade TF2 TV" in the spectate tab of the server browser.

    Didn't work.

    tyrannus on
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