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[CRIT ON!] Team Fortress 2: Promise not to bleed on my thread & I'll kill you quickly

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  • Bacon-BuTTyBacon-BuTTy Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    I admire your passion.

    edit - After watching that video myself, I realise that you would not be acting out of passion ......


    ... it just warrents that sort of reaction.

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  • Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity What a lovely day for tea Secret British ThreadRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Also: Your Vista system should have some system restore option.

    If you were any way incompetent with drive sizes being upwards of 500GB standard now, you should be able to set your restore point to two weeks ago easy without too much of a hassle.

    And Miranda IM is clearly the most superior AIM alternative on the market. Nine different protocols and highly customizable, with the ability to add protocols as needed? Sign me up.

    Zen Vulgarity on
  • BasilBasil Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Anyone who gives the Pyro a mexican accent even in jest must have a sharpened dueling brick introduced to their left eye socket via their colon. It's only right.

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  • IngramIngram there was only Rage Kage Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    marty wrote: »
    Rust wrote: »
    This is one hell of a fan video.

    Gentlemen:

    I would like you to meet the Pyro.

    That is shit. The point of the pyro is you cannot understand him. By removing his helmet and giving him a shitty Mexican accent, I would like to meet the creator personally and set his face on fire and then smear his corpse with horseshit

    That's why this one is much better

    Oh and Blue Dot

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  • PMAversPMAvers Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Zen Vulgarity wrote: »

    And Miranda IM is clearly the most superior AIM alternative on the market. Nine different protocols and highly customizable, with the ability to add protocols as needed? Sign me up.

    "Only" nine?

    Pidgin > it, then.

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  • ArikadoArikado Southern CaliforniaRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Once I fixed the buggy MSN windows from showing up, Pidgin has been able to keep my computer clean for all the annoying things about IM programs.

    Blue dot

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  • DaxonDaxon Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    marty wrote: »
    Rust wrote: »
    This is one hell of a fan video.

    Gentlemen:

    I would like you to meet the Pyro.

    That is shit. The point of the pyro is you cannot understand him. By removing his helmet and giving him a shitty Mexican accent, I would like to meet the creator personally and set his face on fire and then smear his corpse with horseshit

    If it had been a German or British accent it would have been acceptable. Mexican; not so much.

    Daxon on
  • EdcrabEdcrab Actually a hack Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    That TF2 9000 vid was pretty cool.


    You know a medic's good when he leaps forward and bonesaws the spy that just dominated you.

    That's love.

    You know a medic isn't good when he sticks on you to rack in assists and up his charge percentage and then proceeds to uber you...

    ...only to switch to somebody else as you turn the corner so you get killed by a duo of SGs and a volley of demo-spam.

    That's pure loathing.

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  • TaminTamin Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    I would like to bash some heads in.

    Also, and this is only slightly related, but woot was offering two bluetooth headsets for ~$12, and I'd been needing one for my cell phone. The second I was hoping to use as a computer microphone. So I can communicate that I'm ready for an uber, or whatever. What would be the easiest way to check if my computer has built-in bluetooth support?

    Tamin on
  • StasisStasis Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    The servers are empty. I want to play some Tuftoo.

    Who's with me?

    Stasis on
  • NeliNeli Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    What is a tuftoo

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  • DaxonDaxon Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Neli wrote: »
    What is a tuftoo


    TF2

    Daxon on
  • rakuenCallistorakuenCallisto Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2008
    Scween poo:

    Not going through who's who, but zzulu's and decius' screens are funny.
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    Marty's sentries' shoot soldiers
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  • Metal Gear Solid 2 DemoMetal Gear Solid 2 Demo Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Get on the servers


    NOAW!

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  • minigunwielderminigunwielder __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2008
    Morninglord wrote: »
    FightTest wrote: »
    Asiina wrote: »
    Remind me to never heal you. Playing without a mic is bad enough, but playing without the sound of voicechat is detrimental to your team

    You have to be a bad player to think you don't need voice chat to know when to use an uber or when one is coming (provided it's a smart medic). Let me help you.

    MEDIC
    =====
    1.) Attach self at 100% to siege-busting class.
    2.) Curse about how Mai Ping is a dirty, dirty whore after you uber someones gibs and they glow, suspended in the air.
    3.) Run around Ubered, vainly searching for a combat class, or even a spy.
    4.) Stickies.
    5.) Get called a retard by teammates.


    SIEGE-BUSTER
    ==========
    1.) If a medic with 100% charge is attached to you..
    2.) Reload.
    3.) Go.
    4.) Medic follows you almost the entire way, and then loses you, not telling you anything.
    5.) That motherfucker is laughing.
    6.) Join enemy team.

    I fix for you.

    I fix for you.

    So, I think Corporation should be on the rotation for every server.

    minigunwielder on
  • TehSpectreTehSpectre Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    marty wrote: »
    Rust wrote: »
    This is one hell of a fan video.

    Gentlemen:

    I would like you to meet the Pyro.

    That is shit. The point of the pyro is you cannot understand him. By removing his helmet and giving him a shitty Mexican accent, I would like to meet the creator personally and set his face on fire and then smear his corpse with horseshit
    I think the Pyro should be a woman.

    TF2 lacks the ladies.

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  • FightTestFightTest Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    TehSpectre wrote: »
    I think the Pyro should be a woman.

    TF2 lacks the ladies.

    Thus making an accurate player representation.

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  • The Reverend Dr GalactusThe Reverend Dr Galactus Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    If Valve actually does a whole set of 9 "Meet the..." videos, I expect the pyro to end the series.

    And by "end," I mean end like 2001: A Space Odyssey or Neon Genesis Evangelion.

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  • KreutzKreutz Blackwater Park, IARegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    The Reverend Dr Galactus wrote: »
    If Valve actually does a whole set of 9 "Meet the..." videos, I expect the pyro to end the series.

    And by "end," I mean end like 2001: A Space Odyssey or Neon Genesis Evangelion.

    In other words, Valve runs out of money and makes the last episodes out of screen shots and dialogue from Philosophy 101. Hey, maybe after they make more money from the next Half Life they can go back and replace the ending with the Soldier and Pyro fucking for no reason before the world goes to hell.
    Sorry, I'm still bitter about how they mangled NGE.

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  • RustRust __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2008
    marty wrote: »
    Rust wrote: »
    This is one hell of a fan video.

    Gentlemen:

    I would like you to meet the Pyro.

    That is shit. The point of the pyro is you cannot understand him. By removing his helmet and giving him a shitty Mexican accent, I would like to meet the creator personally and set his face on fire and then smear his corpse with horseshit

    Pshaw. I can't think of one that would match him better.

    Rust on
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  • Cold Salmon and HatredCold Salmon and Hatred __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2008
    Anyone interested in a scrim tourney? Probably next week sometime?

    It'd either be teams based on team captains choosing or everyone just forming teams on their own, but I'm a little worried about a team consisting of Enders, Tyrannus, Marty, Butterfly, Tiny and Duld occuring

    Cold Salmon and Hatred on
  • KreutzKreutz Blackwater Park, IARegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    I've got next week off for spring break, so I can do that.

    Kreutz on
  • Cold Salmon and HatredCold Salmon and Hatred __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2008
    Also I'm thinking about making a "Meet the Pyro" video myself

    I'd need people to help me with it though

    and someone with an actually decent resolution to record it

    Cold Salmon and Hatred on
  • The Reverend Dr GalactusThe Reverend Dr Galactus Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Kreutz wrote: »
    The Reverend Dr Galactus wrote: »
    If Valve actually does a whole set of 9 "Meet the..." videos, I expect the pyro to end the series.

    And by "end," I mean end like 2001: A Space Odyssey or Neon Genesis Evangelion.

    In other words, Valve runs out of money and makes the last episodes out of screen shots and dialogue from Philosophy 101. Hey, maybe after they make more money from the next Half Life they can go back and replace the ending with the Soldier and Pyro fucking for no reason before the world goes to hell.
    Sorry, I'm still bitter about how they mangled NGE.

    Mostly I was just thinking along the lines of an epic-WTF ending.
    I guess NG:E (and its super-extra-bizarro alternate cinematic version) didn't upset me as much as it might have because I had been told to expect it to go off the deep end (and I hadn't really seen anything like it back when I saw the series). I suppose it had its share of missed opportunites, though.

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  • The Reverend Dr GalactusThe Reverend Dr Galactus Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Cold Salmon and Hatred wrote: »
    Also I'm thinking about making a "Meet the Pyro" video myself

    I'd need people to help me with it though

    and someone with an actually decent resolution to record it

    Sooo, I heard you were having script trouble...?

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  • doug_grammardoug_grammar Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Cold Salmon and Hatred wrote: »
    Anyone interested in a scrim tourney? Probably next week sometime?

    I'll go.

    doug_grammar on
  • JellyMeetsJamJellyMeetsJam Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    doug_grammar wrote: »
    Cold Salmon and Hatred wrote: »
    Anyone interested in a scrim tourney? Probably next week sometime?

    I'll go.

    I'm down

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  • Cold Salmon and HatredCold Salmon and Hatred __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2008
    Any opinions on team captains vs forming your own teams?

    Cold Salmon and Hatred on
  • tyrannustyrannus i am not fat Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    when would this be scheduled

    tyrannus on
  • Cold Salmon and HatredCold Salmon and Hatred __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2008
    Uhh depends on when people have time.

    I'd schedule it this weekend but, you know, easter and all

    so probably over the course of next week

    Cold Salmon and Hatred on
  • ZzuluZzulu Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    I'd be down

    but then I have high ping and no mic

    so I uh

    nevermind

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  • Cold Salmon and HatredCold Salmon and Hatred __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2008
    Who cares if you have a high ping, my ping randomly goes up to 600 from time to time

    Cold Salmon and Hatred on
  • starmanbrandstarmanbrand Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Guys. Due to some tough weeks at school I have been absent from TF2. Oh and because of brawl as well.

    But lately I have been looking into getting back into it. I have not played since like two weeks before Badlands came out. What has changed? What has been added or taken away? Just stuff of note, I would hope no one would think I care about "Movable Can elements in Dustbowl have been given more realistic physics when hit."

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  • CentipeedCentipeed Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Tamin wrote: »
    I would like to bash some heads in.

    Also, and this is only slightly related, but woot was offering two bluetooth headsets for ~$12, and I'd been needing one for my cell phone. The second I was hoping to use as a computer microphone. So I can communicate that I'm ready for an uber, or whatever. What would be the easiest way to check if my computer has built-in bluetooth support?

    If it's a desktop, then it probably won't have any bluetooth support. The headsets might come with USB dongles, but if not, you can buy them from whatever hardware website you're familiar with.
    starmanbrand wrote: »
    Guys. Due to some tough weeks at school I have been absent from TF2. Oh and because of brawl as well.

    But lately I have been looking into getting back into it. I have not played since like two weeks before Badlands came out. What has changed? What has been added or taken away? Just stuff of note, I would hope no one would think I care about "Movable Can elements in Dustbowl have been given more realistic physics when hit."

    The sniper rifle is now fully automatic and every time you fire it in the vague direction of an enemy it gets a headshot. Also, the spy can stay cloaked infinitely, can backstab when he's cloaked, doesn't de-cloak when he backstabs, and has nothing to differentiate him from the enemy when he's disguised.

    Also, they added lots of lies to the previous two sentences.

    Centipeed on
  • TaminTamin Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Centipeed wrote: »
    Tamin wrote: »
    I would like to bash some heads in.

    Also, and this is only slightly related, but woot was offering two bluetooth headsets for ~$12, and I'd been needing one for my cell phone. The second I was hoping to use as a computer microphone. So I can communicate that I'm ready for an uber, or whatever. What would be the easiest way to check if my computer has built-in bluetooth support?

    If it's a desktop, then it probably won't have any bluetooth support. The headsets might come with USB dongles, but if not, you can buy them from whatever hardware website you're familiar with.

    Cheers. I'll pick one up later, then.

    Tamin on
  • Metal Gear Solid 2 DemoMetal Gear Solid 2 Demo Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Cold Salmon and Hatred wrote: »
    Any opinions on team captains vs forming your own teams?

    names in a hat?

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  • RustRust __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2008
    Whoops, unsubscribed by accident. I am a smart person!

    Also, Zot, have you exposed anyone else to that Rainbow map lately?

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  • Cold Salmon and HatredCold Salmon and Hatred __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2008
    What was with the negative people yesterday

    seriously kaff, rust and somniac

    and I put a new version on of that map rust, without the music

    and it is like 1000x better

    Cold Salmon and Hatred on
  • RustRust __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2008
    Cold Salmon and Hatred wrote: »
    What was with the negative people yesterday

    seriously kaff, rust and somniac

    and I put a new version on of that map rust, without the music

    and it is like 1000x better

    It was 3:30 in the morning and I was cranky and bored.

    Soccer was all right, but whoever made that Dodgeball map should be put on trial.

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  • Cold Salmon and HatredCold Salmon and Hatred __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2008
    God

    that dodgeball map was great for the first 30 seconds

    when everyone would be knocked out except for two people and it evolved into a stalemate which lasted for 10 minutes when I finally decided to just restart the game

    Cold Salmon and Hatred on
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