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[CRIT ON!] Team Fortress 2: Promise not to bleed on my thread & I'll kill you quickly

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  • tyrannustyrannus i am not fat Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    oh enders, you poor bastard

    tyrannus on
  • MalkorMalkor Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Arikado wrote: »
    I've actually missed all of the disputed "Cat Rants" people seem to criticize. I limit myself to 3 threads in D/D and don't bother touching any of the others. I'd hate to be caught with a typo for something I didn't mean.

    Also, I don't recall the times posted for SYL scrims or whatever, but I'm putting it out there that I cannot commit time for TF2 on weekdays. If I'm on, its for 20-30 mins or so before I'm done. If this is inconvinient, then just throw in a reserve who can commit more time.

    Eh, they're not nearly as bad as people make them out to be. It's kinda like people calling Enders fat. Except he is apparently.

    Malkor on
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  • Cold Salmon and HatredCold Salmon and Hatred __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2008
    You guys im eating a whole bowl bag of M&Ms for like the 8th time this week
    <3 you enders. But I hate your minigun

    Cold Salmon and Hatred on
  • EdcrabEdcrab Actually a hack Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    So I was healing the heavy currently known as SLOWBRO at the Dustbowl gate and BLU are all milling behind it and piling it with crit stickies and I'm like "dude don't it's not worth it" and he's like "..." and I'm like "oh wait I've got an uber" and BLU were like "let's open the gate and let the ubered heavy into our tunnel while a pyro burns our asses at the other end" and it was pretty cool

    Edcrab on
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  • tyrannustyrannus i am not fat Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    that's iowa and he's an omega faggot.

    tyrannus on
  • DUCOMDUCOM Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Edcrab wrote: »
    So I was healing the heavy currently known as SLOWBRO at the Dustbowl gate and BLU are all milling behind it and piling it with crit stickies and I'm like "dude don't it's not worth it" and he's like "..." and I'm like "oh wait I've got an uber" and BLU were like "let's open the gate and let the ubered heavy into our tunnel while a pyro burns our asses at the other end" and it was pretty cool

    lol....

    DUCOM on
  • DUCOMDUCOM Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Arikado wrote: »
    I've actually missed all of the disputed "Cat Rants" people seem to criticize. I limit myself to 3 threads in D/D and don't bother touching any of the others. I'd hate to be caught with a typo for something I didn't mean.

    Also, I don't recall the times posted for SYL scrims or whatever, but I'm putting it out there that I cannot commit time for TF2 on weekdays. If I'm on, its for 20-30 mins or so before I'm done. If this is inconvinient, then just throw in a reserve who can commit more time.

    I see you on playing rockband alot, you must have more than 20-30 minutes. Your XBOX crazy!

    DUCOM on
  • rakuenCallistorakuenCallisto Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2008
    Rentilius wrote: »
    that's iowa and he's an omega faggot.
    tyrannus is so racist.

    rakuenCallisto on
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  • MalkorMalkor Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Rentilius wrote: »
    that's iowa and he's an omega faggot.
    tyrannus is so racist.

    Wait. Rentilius is Tyrannus?!! omg!
    April Fool's

    Malkor on
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  • rakuenCallistorakuenCallisto Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2008
    Take my word everyone, don't ever ever ever ever ever ever ever get a girlfriend.

    Trust me.

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  • DeadlySherpaDeadlySherpa Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Why can't you tell me these things 10 months ago

    DeadlySherpa on
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  • PMAversPMAvers Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    ...god damnit.

    Of course, after I actually update the map-pack, map authors have to go and release a ton of final release versions.

    Final release version of CP_Roswell (A quite cool Gravel Pit-esque map) is up:

    http://www.fpsbanana.com/maps/50746

    As well as the release version of CP_Science2:

    http://www.fpsbanana.com/maps/50748

    New version of CP_Redstone out, too, b2.

    http://www.fpsbanana.com/maps/50608

    PMAvers on
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  • rakuenCallistorakuenCallisto Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2008
    Why can't you tell me these things 10 months ago
    Cause my girlfriend wasn't a lying bitch back then.

    Oh wait... never mind, she still was..

    rakuenCallisto on
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  • DeadlySherpaDeadlySherpa Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Why can't you tell me these things 10 months ago
    Cause my girlfriend wasn't a lying bitch back then.

    Oh wait... never mind, she still was..

    oh shit

    first she abuses your liquor now she abuses your heart

    where will the spiral of depravity and sorrow end?

    DeadlySherpa on
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  • iowaiowa Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Edcrab wrote: »
    So I was healing the heavy currently known as SLOWBRO at the Dustbowl gate and BLU are all milling behind it and piling it with crit stickies and I'm like "dude don't it's not worth it" and he's like "..." and I'm like "oh wait I've got an uber" and BLU were like "let's open the gate and let the ubered heavy into our tunnel while a pyro burns our asses at the other end" and it was pretty cool
    Classic play from the ol' enders playbook.

    Except enders tends to try to do that while he doesn't have an uber ready medic on him. So I wait on the other end of the gate with a fully charged sniper shot, slowly inch forward, and shoot his teeth in before he can react.

    iowa on
  • crucialityfactorcrucialityfactor Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Why can't you tell me these things 10 months ago
    Cause my girlfriend wasn't a lying bitch back then.

    Oh wait... never mind, she still was..

    oh shit

    first she abuses your liquor now she abuses your heart

    where will the spiral of depravity and sorrow end?

    When she tried to steal his weed and he throws her out a window.

    crucialityfactor on
  • crucialityfactorcrucialityfactor Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    I bought an exercise ball today...I think I'm gonna use it as a desk chair also.

    crucialityfactor on
  • rakuenCallistorakuenCallisto Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2008
    When she tried to steal his weed and he throws her out a window.
    It must stop.

    I swear if she gets between me and mary, i will backstab her with a spoon.

    rakuenCallisto on
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  • iowaiowa Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    i love people's fascination with gate. You are fickle, curious creatures.

    iowa on
  • mcdermottmcdermott Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Apparently the guys at Valve played a killer April Fool's joke on me.

    They sent me this supposed patch, that now makes it so nothing fucking works.

    Good one, guys. Good one.

    mcdermott on
  • Roland_tHTGRoland_tHTG Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    When she tried to steal his weed and he throws her out a window.
    It must stop.

    I swear if she gets between me and mary, i will backstab her with a spoon.

    If you weren't so fucking pussywhipped you would be a man and use a spork.

    Roland_tHTG on
  • WhatWhat Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    I swear if she gets between me and mary, i will backstab her with a spoon.

    Which one plays TF2 with us?

    What on
  • ZekZek Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Patch!
    Team Fortress 2

    * Added Custom Tab explanation dialog to be shown the first time the server browser is opened
    * Changed Medigun Ubercharge meter to drain faster for each target that still has Ubercharge beyond your current target. This means there is a penalty for having multiple people being Ubercharged at one time
    * Fixed crouch-jump exploit that allowed players to get outside of the world
    * Fixed bad characters in the chat string when achievements are announced in languages other than English
    * Fixed a few instances of truncated text in the menus and dialogs for languages other than English
    * Fixed problem that was preventing some dedicated servers from uploading gamestats
    * Fixed scoring bug during Sudden Death when the map timelimit is triggered
    * Added the string "(extra slot was added for SourceTV)" when maxplayers is increased for SourceTV
    the april fool's joke is that the steam servers are busy

    Zek on
  • tyrannustyrannus i am not fat Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    oh shits

    tyrannus on
  • shadydentistshadydentist Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    They're just preparing for the crit medigun.

    shadydentist on
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  • JakorianJakorian Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    I'm going to keep denying the existence of the crit medigun until I see proof because I don't want to imagine tyrannus having 10 straight seconds of crit rockets.

    Jakorian on
  • RustRust __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2008
    Jakorian wrote: »
    I'm going to keep denying the existence of the crit medigun until I see proof because I don't want to imagine tyrannus having 10 straight seconds of crit rockets.

    There wouldn't be any difference and you know it.

    If he hits you once you're pretty much done whether it's a crit or not, because he always connects with the suckcocking followup shot.

    Rust on
  • rakuenCallistorakuenCallisto Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2008
    What wrote: »
    Which one plays TF2 with us?
    Mary and I play at the same time, but she's usually the one changing the name around, unless i'm drunk.

    rakuenCallisto on
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  • KreutzKreutz Blackwater Park, IARegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Jakorian wrote: »
    I'm going to keep denying the existence of the crit medigun until I see proof because I don't want to imagine Flippy having 10 straight seconds of crit machete.

    Fixed.

    Kreutz on
  • Mandalorian RoosterMandalorian Rooster Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Sup peoples. I'm back... well, tomorrow. And mutli-ubers nerfed? Meh... good thing/bad thing.

    Good thing because I never seemed to do well at them. If I did them back and forth fast, to make sure all of them were ubered, it seemed like they'd get blown away, and I'd lose track, and be left with no one to uber. And if I did them only when I saw someone focusing at the unubered person... well, I can only react so fast.

    MEDIC OPINION DONE. CAPS LOCK BEGIN.

    Mandalorian Rooster on
  • iowaiowa Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Those guys were easy sauce:
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    I don't think we were necessarily even playing well. They did a little better on the second match after they tried to adopt our medic based core offense. didn't work out too well though.

    My sticky control is still lacking, if only the nade launcher held six rounds.

    iowa on
  • ZekZek Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Multi-ubers were a little ridiculous. It was extremely easy to keep two people perpetually ubered throughout the duration, and 3 is doable. Especially on defense when you're not moving forward.

    Zek on
  • Roland_tHTGRoland_tHTG Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Oh well on the uber change. I would prefer the uber to cease immediately when I change targets, rather than drain faster. But ever since they stopped us from keeping an uber, I've been expecting something like this sooner or later.


    Three is easy for the full length of the uber if they are lucky enough to all stay in my view. I've attempted up to five, and kept at least 4 of the group going.

    Roland_tHTG on
  • ArikadoArikado Southern CaliforniaRegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
    It used to be viable for keeping a group alive when trying to cap a point and, say, there was a ton of action going on or stickies were littered everywhere.

    It's very useful to multi-ubur people when they're on fire since the uburcharge removes the burning.

    That said, I don't see this change affecting my play at all.

    Arikado on
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  • IcemopperIcemopper Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Yeah, I've gotta say, I've never been a good medic, and if I ever ubered anybody, it was only one person at a time.

    Also, I've never really been involved in a threesome or anything during an uber, so my play will not be changed at all, it seems.

    Icemopper on
  • SabanSaban Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    usually when i uber someone its to accomplice a specific task like task out an SG so i rarely ever change my uber targets unless i get knocked away from my current target.

    Saban on
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  • Cold Salmon and HatredCold Salmon and Hatred __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2008
    Hey dudes

    To donate to the west coast server, go here: http://www.gameservers.com/clanpay/?clanid=d63031a7c91c764d1c3503d1e98f58a9

    Cold Salmon and Hatred on
  • SithDrummerSithDrummer Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    your damn scrims

    the only people on right now are in a scrim
    invite me someday

    SithDrummer on
  • Butterfly BoyButterfly Boy Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Scrim demos for the interested.

    http://www.mediafire.com/?jymnwnmyzbi
    VS. Dudey

    http://www.mediafire.com/?vn31b2djwtr
    VS. DM

    I'm still very aware of how much I suck, but please go ahead and mention it if you must.

    Butterfly Boy on
  • Rogueknight-Rogueknight- Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    No multiple ubers? :|

    Most of the time I don't end up multi-ubering people for the duration anyway - It was more often quickly hitting someone with an uber to save their bacon from a pyro, then switch back to the main target.

    Tell you what, why don't you give me a secondary weapon that slowly gives out ammo.
    Then tone down the medigun so it only heals slowly and no overheal or ubers.
    Then break my legs so I can't move.

    I'll be a dispenser, that'll work! :P Maybe we can sort something out where the Heavy can carry me around.

    In seriousness I can see the reasons why it would be a sensible change, it is just a shame the Medic class is getting more and more simple as they change out the advanced tactics (even if they were glitches) like storing/multiple ubers.

    Good games last night.

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