Hulk: Ultimate Destruction is the greatest game of all time

Error

OK, well in that case wait until your tromping down a street, see a bus and decide hey, I feel like inventing something AWESOME today, and make yourself a skatebusboard.

Olivaw

Error wrote: »

OK, well in that case wait until your tromping down a street, see a bus and decide hey, I feel like inventing something AWESOME today, and make yourself a skatebusboard.

And then ride it on the median and crush hapless pedestrians and then leap into the air and kick the bus away into another bus which explodes in a big ball of fire

Tube

but remember, all those civilians survived their injuries. It's like those camcorder shows. They're fine. Hulk doesn't kill people. Honest.

Dixon

I favorite is jumping high and then smashing the ground and watching shit fly...what the hell was the move called? They had awesome names like atomic meteor smash

Olivaw

Cardboard Tube wrote: »

but remember, all those civilians survived their injuries. It's like those camcorder shows. They're fine. Hulk doesn't kill people. Honest.

Even when you take an old grandma off the street and throw her into the ocean?

KalTorak

Olivaw wrote: »

Cardboard Tube wrote: »

but remember, all those civilians survived their injuries. It's like those camcorder shows. They're fine. Hulk doesn't kill people. Honest.

Even when you take an old grandma off the street and throw her into the ocean?

Hulk Swimming Lessons

AlejandroDaJ

I love this game so much. Sometimes it gets frustratingly hard, but I really appreciate that the answer to those missions is "Play better."

Except for the last Abomination fight. Seriously, it's nonsensical. How the hell was I supposed to know that he won't drop the generators unless you headbutt him? Pretty random.

Also,

The entire last fight, you're fighting so that Abomination won't destroy the dam above the city. Once you win the fight... Abomination destroys the dam above the city. And Hulk saves the day in a way that makes the whole previous fight irrelevant. Gee thanks.

BUT ANYWAY

We need another sandbox sequel that utilizes the Mercenaries 2 engine. Just sayin'

Xtarath

AlejandroDaJ wrote: »

I love this game so much. Sometimes it gets frustratingly hard, but I really appreciate that the answer to those missions is "Play better."

Except for the last Abomination fight. Seriously, it's nonsensical. How the hell was I supposed to know that he won't drop the generators unless you headbutt him? Pretty random.

Also,

The entire last fight, you're fighting so that Abomination won't destroy the dam above the city. Once you win the fight... Abomination destroys the dam above the city. And Hulk saves the day in a way that makes the whole previous fight irrelevant. Gee thanks.

BUT ANYWAY

We need another sandbox sequel that utilizes the Mercenaries 2 engine. Just sayin'

I think it would rock to have an Avengers sand box game.

Hulk AND Ironman? Maybe even with co-op?

Olivaw

Xtarath wrote: »

AlejandroDaJ wrote: »

I love this game so much. Sometimes it gets frustratingly hard, but I really appreciate that the answer to those missions is "Play better."

Except for the last Abomination fight. Seriously, it's nonsensical. How the hell was I supposed to know that he won't drop the generators unless you headbutt him? Pretty random.

Also,

The entire last fight, you're fighting so that Abomination won't destroy the dam above the city. Once you win the fight... Abomination destroys the dam above the city. And Hulk saves the day in a way that makes the whole previous fight irrelevant. Gee thanks.

BUT ANYWAY

We need another sandbox sequel that utilizes the Mercenaries 2 engine. Just sayin'

I think it would rock to have an Avengers sand box game.

Hulk AND Ironman? Maybe even with co-op?

THOR

With awesome weather physics

I'd buy every copy of that game, no matter the cost

Xtarath

Olivaw wrote: »

Xtarath wrote: »

AlejandroDaJ wrote: »

I love this game so much. Sometimes it gets frustratingly hard, but I really appreciate that the answer to those missions is "Play better."

Except for the last Abomination fight. Seriously, it's nonsensical. How the hell was I supposed to know that he won't drop the generators unless you headbutt him? Pretty random.

Also,

The entire last fight, you're fighting so that Abomination won't destroy the dam above the city. Once you win the fight... Abomination destroys the dam above the city. And Hulk saves the day in a way that makes the whole previous fight irrelevant. Gee thanks.

BUT ANYWAY

We need another sandbox sequel that utilizes the Mercenaries 2 engine. Just sayin'

I think it would rock to have an Avengers sand box game.

Hulk AND Ironman? Maybe even with co-op?

THOR

With awesome weather physics

I'd buy every copy of that game, no matter the cost

Well there is an Avengers movie coming out soon.


We can dream.

Green

The absolute best is using that flying headbutt move on a giant mech

Hulk jumps 300 feet into the air, pauses while he has a giant fuck-off migraine, then becomes a living mech-seeking missile

Morninglord

This game is the fucking shit.

Like it is the fucking shit.

If there is shit right and they are games right and theyre good right this game it takes them and it beats them to a pulp and then tears them in half and uses them as gloves and beats up a guy and then throws them at a helicopter.

This game is in my top 5 of favourite games ever.

Ever.

I can't stop grinning ear to ear while playing this fucking game. It and me, we were made for each other.

Everytime I think up a neat thing right. Everytime.

I'm fucking grinning. Huge cheesy fucking grin.

I'm like the joker only I'm tearing shit in half.

Jam Warrior

I'm getting the feeling I should look into buying this game.

But I'm not sure.

What do you guys really think about it?

Olivaw

Jam Warrior wrote: »

I'm getting the feeling I should look into buying this game.

But I'm not sure.

What do you guys really think about it?

RRRRAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHHHH

noir_blood

Olivaw wrote: »

Xtarath wrote: »

AlejandroDaJ wrote: »

I love this game so much. Sometimes it gets frustratingly hard, but I really appreciate that the answer to those missions is "Play better."

Except for the last Abomination fight. Seriously, it's nonsensical. How the hell was I supposed to know that he won't drop the generators unless you headbutt him? Pretty random.

Also,

The entire last fight, you're fighting so that Abomination won't destroy the dam above the city. Once you win the fight... Abomination destroys the dam above the city. And Hulk saves the day in a way that makes the whole previous fight irrelevant. Gee thanks.

BUT ANYWAY

We need another sandbox sequel that utilizes the Mercenaries 2 engine. Just sayin'

I think it would rock to have an Avengers sand box game.

Hulk AND Ironman? Maybe even with co-op?

THOR

With awesome weather physics

I'd buy every copy of that game, no matter the cost

Anyone else remember the Marvel fighting game EA was working on for a while? Pretty much what you described, free roaming Hulk vs. Iron Man and all.

Error

In short? HULK SMASH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Olivaw

noir_blood wrote: »

Olivaw wrote: »

Xtarath wrote: »

AlejandroDaJ wrote: »

I love this game so much. Sometimes it gets frustratingly hard, but I really appreciate that the answer to those missions is "Play better."

Except for the last Abomination fight. Seriously, it's nonsensical. How the hell was I supposed to know that he won't drop the generators unless you headbutt him? Pretty random.

Also,

The entire last fight, you're fighting so that Abomination won't destroy the dam above the city. Once you win the fight... Abomination destroys the dam above the city. And Hulk saves the day in a way that makes the whole previous fight irrelevant. Gee thanks.

BUT ANYWAY

We need another sandbox sequel that utilizes the Mercenaries 2 engine. Just sayin'

I think it would rock to have an Avengers sand box game.

Hulk AND Ironman? Maybe even with co-op?

THOR

With awesome weather physics

I'd buy every copy of that game, no matter the cost

Anyone else remember the Marvel fighting game EA was working on for a while? Pretty much what you described, free roaming Hulk vs. Iron Man and all.

Yeah except it looked terrible and then they realized it was so they canceled it

Big Classy

I gave away my copy a week after I bought because I wanted someone else to enjoy it too. What a fucking retard. I can't believe I did that

next time I have enough money I'm buying this game again and an original Xbox. Playing it on the 360 didn't feel right.

Morninglord

I've been playing this awesome ball of undending viscereal joy so much I had to trim the sharp edge off my thumb fingernail because I've made it dig into my thumb from hammering buttons.

GOOOOOOOOOD this game is fun.

I can see myself playing this game for ages.

I haven't even touched the cheats yet.

I'm up to

Done city, badlands, now up to city again.

Elbow drop is glee, fucking everything is glee.

Shield grinding is the fucking shit I love this move.

Lawl challenge spoiler:

Just found the urban golf minigame. Fucking gangster hulk!

randombattle

Morninglord wrote: »

I've been playing this awesome ball of undending viscereal joy so much I had to trim the sharp edge off my thumb fingernail because I've made it dig into my thumb from hammering buttons.

GOOOOOOOOOD this game is fun.

I can see myself playing this game for ages.

I haven't even touched the cheats yet.

I'm up to

Done city, badlands, now up to city again.

Elbow drop is glee, fucking everything is glee.

Shield grinding is the fucking shit I love this move.

Lawl challenge spoiler:

Just found the urban golf minigame. Fucking gangster hulk!

They weren't lying when they said that this is the ultimate super hero game.

Morninglord

Man don't insult this game by lumping it in with that pack of wannabe cashins.

This is a real fucking game here.

He could be pink and called the incredible fag as long as he could do the same shit this game lets you do.

The whole thing just oozes ok what else can we do that is fun let's cram that in.

The Hulk license is most definitely not this games selling point. It's irrelevant.

It's easily one of the best sandbox smashemups I've played in my entire life and that's all that needs to be said, it being Hulk is just the icing on the cake.

Tube

I told you. This game is objectively the best ever made.

Morninglord

Werl.

I don't want to say you are right because then you get a big head and you don't need a bigger one.

But I'd say you are pretty damn close.

Pretty damn close indeed.

Tube

The again you like it and you like horrible games so maybe I should rethink.

Morninglord

I actually understand where you are coming from now though.

I mean if you are comparing all these games you yap about being terrible to this.

I can see your point.

God that was hard to say.

randombattle

Though if every single building was destructible it would be better.

DeMoN

Would get kind of boring after all the buildings fell down.

randombattle

Then they could be rebuilt after you leave!

Dragkonias

randombattle wrote: »

Then they could be rebuilt after you leave!

Could Hulk build a building so tall that even he could not smash it?

randombattle

Dragkonias wrote: »

randombattle wrote: »

Then they could be rebuilt after you leave!

Could Hulk build a building so tall that even he could not smash it?

Yes but then Reed Richards would blow it up!

Morninglord

So I was doing the challenge:

Urban Golf.

I did two "holes" and got bored and then thought: "Wait a minute, this city is a giant circle."

So I turned around and played around the world through the rest of the city back to the hole.

Final tally was like 130.

Morninglord

I just beat this.

The second last battle is my favourite gameplay level/ boss fight / game anything in the entire universe.

But what the fuck were they thinking about the last one? Once I worked out what to do he died so quickly but having a set way to beat the last guy in such a freeform game it's like they forgot what they were doing at the last second.

Enfilade

Got this through GameFly based on the OP. Holy SHIT! I just finished the last boss fight and am planning on playing through again on hard so I can beat up mechs for longer and get the last 10 comics I'm missing.

This game might do its "thing" better than any other game does its "thing." HD console treatment on a game like this would be so insane. Throwing mechs and cows through skyscrapers and giving chase through the hole you created would be satisfying.

Chance

An "HD Console Version" is coming, but it's not Hulk. The guys who made this (Radical) are making Prototype, which seems to be very-very similar gameplay in New York. In fact I hear they're even using an updated version of the same engine.

Check out some of the gameplay clips on GameTrailers - 'cause if you loved UD, Prototype is the game you've been waiting for. Sometime '09, I believe - no release date yet.

KalTorak

Man, I forgot all about Prototype. Finally a reason besides Rock Band for me to get a 360.

LewieP

Prototype is one of my most anticipated games

Chance

Yep there's 2 sleeper hits I've got my eye on for '09: Prototype (which is a must-buy no matter what any reviewer tells me) and WET. The first vid of WET made me go 'okay, wtf is this?' and the last gameplay vid I saw of the girl doing a knee-slide under an obstacle, slo-mo shooting a baddie, then leaping to a horizontal pole to swing Sands-of-Time style to another pole and then fling herself out over a small plaza before slowing down time again...

Well, color me intrigued. After Stranglehold failed to really grab me by the nuts, I could use a new Max Payne-ish experience.

UnbreakableVow

I, too, have wanted Prototype for a while now.

I wish the fucking thing would stop being delayed though.

Foolish Chaos

Goddamn this thread and my empty wallet. Damn it all!

KalTorak

Chance wrote: »

Yep there's 2 sleeper hits I've got my eye on for '09: Prototype (which is a must-buy no matter what any reviewer tells me) and WET. The first vid of WET made me go 'okay, wtf is this?' and the last gameplay vid I saw of the girl doing a knee-slide under an obstacle, slo-mo shooting a baddie, then leaping to a horizontal pole to swing Sands-of-Time style to another pole and then fling herself out over a small plaza before slowing down time again...

Well, color me intrigued. After Stranglehold failed to really grab me by the nuts, I could use a new Max Payne-ish experience.

I just watched the WET trailer after reading this. Shit, that looked so amazing that I'm afraid to keep following it because it might turn out to be not as cool as all that.