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  • msuitepyonmsuitepyon Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    J3p wrote: »
    f2k560.jpg[IMG][/img]256g4sw.jpgI just escaped and my armour was taken and there was a dress in the inventory okay.

    Old dude has a nice rack.

    msuitepyon on
  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited March 2008
    I love how the dress automatically gives you a great rack.

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  • Der Waffle MousDer Waffle Mous Blame this on the misfortune of your birth. New Yark, New Yark.Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Why the fuck is MBrepository down?

    Der Waffle Mous on
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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited March 2008
    it's almost always down

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    rank how do you garrison troops?

    and keep them there?

    all I can do is build things in my fiiieeeffffeee

    Raneados on
  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited March 2008
    can't garrison troops in a village, only in a castle

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    ASS

    Raneados on
  • WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    troops are stupid and will only live inside stone structures. even if they've only ever lived in straw huts their entire lives.

    Wren on
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  • YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Hey Rank, what faction are you with?

    And should I dump the Nords and go Vaegir/Khergit?

    YaYa on
  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    I'm starting up a new all-action, all-khergit dude

    he's gonna have a lance and a bow and a beard and he's not going to take any guff

    Brolo on
  • J3pJ3p Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Early morning. 16 Sisters of Light attacked me. They're a sort of wildcard group wandering the world. The better ones ride horses and have bows, the rest content to walk. They have fucking sweet armour. Something like +30 body armour. Anyway, they attacked me. I had just freed myself from slavery, so the only troop I had was my buddy Rolf the Great, a character who won't leave unless I tell him to, apparently. The battle begins and it is all hells of foggy. Can't see shit past a few metres. So Rolf rides off to kill some shit, and I'm there running after him (my horses all died). From the depths of the grey fog comes a mounted sister of the light at full speed. Before I can raise my rifle she clean lands an arrow right in my fucking forehead. 127 damage. Before I can recover from the shock, a second arrow howls at me, skewering my left breast.

    I best start choosing my battles more carefully.

    J3p on
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  • WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    hehe

    she skewered your breast

    Wren on
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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited March 2008
    YaYa wrote: »
    Hey Rank, what faction are you with?

    And should I dump the Nords and go Vaegir/Khergit?

    I'm with the khergit, and I dig em. All a matter of taste.

    Fucking fuck, cats spilled soda all over this keyboard, goddamn spacebar is sticky as fuck

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited March 2008
    there we go

    holy crap, yanked the spacebar off to discover jesus christ it's nasty underneath there god damn that's a lot of skin flakes and hair

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  • YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Well, I hate having to buy horsemen, and lack of archers is kinda shitty too.

    YaYa on
  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited March 2008
    then recruit from your allies.

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  • ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    I just go from town to town and offer them booze and chicks, they almost always go for it. Then I train them into hardened warriors. Balthazar, the Prince of Boars, will rule the land!

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  • AsherAsher Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
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    And this was a small battle. Gregor Cleganes Army and my smallish band against some Baratheon lacky.

    Asher on
    I put models on Instagram now: asher_paints
  • JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Goddammit I just lost my horde of Dothraki screamers...er, I mean Khergit lancers and veteran horse archers. My force of 34 had been chewing up a 90-man Swadian army when what was probably the last bastard still on horseback lances me out of the saddle. 134 damage, full health to dead in one shot. We regroup, 15 of my guys vs. 13 of theirs. A crossbowman headshots me before we're halfway there. I try to sim out the battle, but without me there everyone suddenly forgets which end of the lance to stick into the enemy and they get trounced. I'm down to my companions, and the whores took my polehammer and my boots.

    I'd been meaning to concentrate on the Nords, but I think I'll dedicate some time to slaughtering every Swadian within a hundred miles. It's really a shame that you can't kill noblemen, because I'd really like to get some heads up on pikes around here.

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  • PotUPotU __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2008
    I like this game.

    You guys owe me 25$ anyway, buy it for me.

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  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Wait, what? There's a Song of Ice and Fire mod for the game?

    Are you fuckin' kidding me?

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  • FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Yup, heard it's pretty decent too.

    I have a Game of Thrones here, I started reading it but never finished

    stupid ADD

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  • FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Man I've put so much work into the nords but I think I might have to abandon them for the Vaegirs

    the vaegirs and their sweet sweet knights

    they get more kills than any other motherfuckers in my motley crew, and never die

    i need harder enemies to fight, where are those damned black hunters or whatever they're called that used to be in the game?

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2008
    I can't see why anyone would want to side with the nords since mounted units fucking rule.

    Druhim on
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  • AsherAsher Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    They aren't in the game any more. The best you can do for harder enemies is to go and attack a kings army.

    Asher on
    I put models on Instagram now: asher_paints
  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    I downloaded this last night but the installer was corrupted.

    I'm gonna try again some other time.

    Callius on
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  • FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Asher wrote: »
    They aren't in the game any more. The best you can do for harder enemies is to go and attack a kings army.

    GAAAAAAAY

    I lust for stronger enemies, with sweeter loot

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  • FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Druhim wrote: »
    I can't see why anyone would want to side with the nords since mounted units fucking rule.

    i did not know that they had no mounted units until after i had my heart set on them

    because vikings wooo

    they could at least ride longboats into battle

    longboats with horse legs

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  • YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Well, that was fun.

    27 Nords (13 of which were hired blades) versus 97 Rhodoks.

    I think I killed half the army by myself.

    YaYa on
  • ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    So I was randomizing my character and I somehow got Brad Pitt

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  • AsherAsher Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
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    No such thing as overkill.
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    House Lannister deals with bandits with lots and lots of prejudice. Also Swords.

    I decided to do a quest for the Guildmaster of Lannisport, which turned out to be to hunt down some bandits. However, they spawned right next to the armies of Kevan and Tywin Lannister, who decided to help out.

    Asher on
    I put models on Instagram now: asher_paints
  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited March 2008
    god damn look at all those motherfuckers

    such a great game

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  • ZonkytonkmanZonkytonkman Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    is it retarded that i want to upgrade my computer just to run that 200v 200 mod?

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  • AsherAsher Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Battle Size Increaser mod is goooood. Also, I was defeated in battle outside Riverrun by the Starks. Ran the fuck away and let one of the Bannermen take the fall.

    Asher on
    I put models on Instagram now: asher_paints
  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    man, the level 8 cap for the demo comes so quickly. D:


    edit: RIDE FORTH MEDIEVAL LEMMY, RIDE FORTH AND CONQUER!

    Also, mounted archery is hard as fuck. While riding, anyway.

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  • CrashmoCrashmo Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Woo, finally got this again

    What are the best mods for adding, you know, more stuff to do, mostly lategame?

    the 40k mod looks hilariously silly

    Crashmo on
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  • FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    40k mod?!??

    Fallout on
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  • CrashmoCrashmo Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
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    Link

    The pics are supposedly of the "old version", not sure if the models have changed since.

    edit: yes, they have bolters, too

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  • Synthetic OrangeSynthetic Orange Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Why would you even post that?

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  • AsherAsher Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    ahaha. Oh god that looks hilariously terrible. Almost as bad as the Star Wars mod when I played it.

    Asher on
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