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  • YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    You can raid caravans whenever you want, actually, and most of your relationships reset when you become a vassal, so it's free money and xp when you have a decent group going.

    YaYa on
  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Yaya, I love your title and location.

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  • J3pJ3p Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    JESUS CHRIST AXE IN THE FACE AXE IN THE FACE

    Nords I am sick of your axe-throwing cuntery.

    J3p on
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  • Synthetic OrangeSynthetic Orange Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Turn your battle size down. If I charge in with full sized battles against Nords, the sky turns black with thrown axes right before I die.

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  • J3pJ3p Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    no that's admitting defeat

    besides i think i've discovered a way to not get axed, arrowed, bolted or javelined

    it involves using less giant axe and more shield

    J3p on
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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    I love my giant shield

    today I had an awesome moment, riding around, chopping off heads and shooting buttocks

    I spy a man in the distance, alone from everyone else

    I ride after his ass, sword raised to head-cutty-offy height, and right as I'm getting close, he turns and raises his shield

    his shield is covered in fucking dozens of arrows, fucker blocked everything my archers threw at him, like an arrow magnet

    I IMMEDIATLY stop my attack, pull up and say to my screen

    you, sir, are awesome

    you will die last

    and I pulled around and ran off into the mob again

    love this gaaaame

    Raneados on
  • QuadropheniaQuadrophenia Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Sieges are really fun in this when all of your men can get over the wall.

    Quadrophenia on
    I'm so tired of partying.
  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    man i haven't even done a seige yet OH GOD

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  • Synthetic OrangeSynthetic Orange Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Sieging Vincloud Castle was the worst. The siege tower needs to roll into position before it'll deploy. In the meantime, my men keep running towards the moat against my orders and getting slaughtered by enemy archers. I'll sit atop the tower as it slowly, SLOWLY inches forward. The drawbridge falls open, then I get about a dozen arrows sticking out of my face.

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  • QuadropheniaQuadrophenia Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Put your shield up when you walk towards all those archers, man. Also, have a larger shield. Since that's a siege with a siege tower, I guarantee you it's a lot easier than when you have to use a siege ladder. Your soldiers won't know how to hop over the wall and you'll be the only one actually inside the castle killing people.

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    I'm so tired of partying.
  • ScudoScudo Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    alright what's all this about siege towers? do you need a certain engineering skill to be able to build them?

    Scudo on
  • ZonkytonkmanZonkytonkman Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    i really want to emphasize how much more awesome this game is when you play i in first perrson mode.

    try it

    tryyyyyy it

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  • Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis God is love Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    oh man who said that this game got licensed by some company and was being produced commercially

    because this game with high res graphics and realistic physics would be so amazing

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited March 2008
    no

    wrong

    they found a distributor, that's all

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  • Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis God is love Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    way to crush dreams

    way to be a pal

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    Nothing is true; Everything is permitted
  • TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited March 2008
    I'm pretty sure that no matter what, mount and blade is always going to look like Tie Fighter written in braille

    Tube on
  • MushiwulfMushiwulf Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Scudo wrote: »
    alright what's all this about siege towers? do you need a certain engineering skill to be able to build them?

    Each siegeable area has a specific methodology involved. I don't know if it is randomly assigned at the start of the game or static. Some use siege towers and some use ladders. They both have their advantages and disadvantages and neither work particularly well yet.

    Siege towers move slowly toward the wall and then the top ramp unfold allowing you to charge (usually to your death) the top of the wall. The siege tower ramp is wide enough that your troops can pathfind across it and make it onto the wall in numbers. But before it deploys, they mostly hang out around the sides getting shot. In tower operations I usually attempt to rush one of the buildings on the walls and wait for a few of my troops to distract some of the archers. Then I wade in and start killing.

    The ladders are more like incredibly steep and narrow ramps. The benefit is that you don't have to wait for them to deploy, you just have to hustle up them under fire (bring a shield). The downside is that they are too narrow for your thickheaded troops to understand. The mainly clog it up, preventing you from getting into position. Once you manage to outlast all the troops in front of you, you can start doling out the damage. I use a long axe or hammer to kill the people guarding the top of the ladder and then switch to sword and shield and try to mop up as many of the crossbowmen and archers as I can. But, since none of your troops are likely to actually make it onto the wall, this can be tough.

    In the bigger sieges, I am usually satisfied if I can take down 20-30 of their guys before retreating (or getting knocked out). I would say investing in the medical skills, especially the one that turns troop death into troop knockouts is invaluable. Party morale takes a big hit during the long sieges, because every time you "lose" your morale will drop. You can attempt to offset this by taking out any caravans or other enemy forces that come close enough to strike during the siege and try to find somewhere close to buy or steal food.

    I have noticed at a few of the siege sites a trebuchet. I am hoping that will become funtioning at some point (unless it is alread and I am too dense to operate it).

    Another thing I wish was possible was to hit the equipment screen as the start of any battle. That way if I am loaded up with ranged instead of melee weapons and an enemy force sallys to break the seige, I could switch back to my lance, sword, etc.

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited March 2008
    that's just the price you pay for an amazing game created by a couple of programmers in Turkey or some shit

    it looks like unwashed butthole dragged over a pile of rakes

    but that's okay

    it don't need to look fancy-dancy, it just needs to look good enough to be functional so I can straight up rape some shitheel in the face with my axe

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  • TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited March 2008
    my simile was better

    Tube on
  • PeasPeas Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    I really dig the combat, it's so much better than the crappy combo system in Dynasty warriors.

    Edit:It's the closest game I could think off right now.

    Peas on
  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited March 2008
    up yours, unwashed butthole dragged over the rake pile is downright poetic

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  • Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis God is love Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    i mean yeah it doesn't NEED it but think how much more epic charging a line of spearmen would be if it looked like oblivion

    and the animations were really good

    and had really good ragdoll physics

    and really good AI

    it has an amazing, amazing base system that could be absolutely incredible if the designers were given the resources of a major game company

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited March 2008
    somehow I don't think this game would benefit from being forced through the committee process

    why fuck with it if it's already working?

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  • TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited March 2008
    if it had really good AI and good animation and tactics meant a damn thing it would be better. I don't care about character models or whatever

    Tube on
  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2008
    Asher wrote: »
    All towns should have quests. Either go to the lords hall and ask him for a job, or wander around the marketplace until you find the guildmaster, then ask him for a job. Also, River Pirates should be easy.
    what the?
    river pirates are ridiculously easy!
    I usually start the game by ditching the farmers in my party so I just have mounted units and can move faster
    then hunt down river pirates and if/when I lose all my other units I solo river pirates mounted with a polearm
    I've soloed parties of over a dozen river pirates this way which is a great way to build up some initial cash (don't have to pay anyone and can move faster/pirates don't run from you) as well as experience

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  • Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Man, now that I know that city-taking is possible, I am excited.

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  • MolotovCockatooMolotovCockatoo Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    the only thing this game needs to make it better is some wicked dismemberment/pain skins/gore/blood/ something. It's pretty visceral as it is right now (I LOVE the way they animated/ragdoll'd the way people get knocked off horses - so satisfying), but when a 2 foot axe blade attached to a 6 foot staff going top speed on horseback hits a dude going the opposite direction at top speed on horseback in the neck, I want to see that head go flyin'. I also think it would be an awesome gameplay thing - like, I hate how sometimes a shirtless river pirate can hold up his dry tinder and block my galloping double axe strike - how cool would it be if he blocked it but at the cost of breaking his arm or cutting his hand off?

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    Killjoy wrote: »
    No jeez Orik why do you assume the worst about people?

    Because he moderates an internet forum

    http://lexiconmegatherium.tumblr.com/
  • Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Also, what -reputation do you have to be at to invade a castle. I've taken all of orange and purple's castles, I want green and yellow to fall to my banners.

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2008
    the only thing this game needs to make it better is some wicked dismemberment/pain skins/gore/blood/ something. It's pretty visceral as it is right now (I LOVE the way they animated/ragdoll'd the way people get knocked off horses - so satisfying), but when a 2 foot axe blade attached to a 6 foot staff going top speed on horseback hits a dude going the opposite direction at top speed on horseback in the neck, I want to see that head go flyin'. I also think it would be an awesome gameplay thing - like, I hate how sometimes a shirtless river pirate can hold up his dry tinder and block my galloping double axe strike - how cool would it be if he blocked it but at the cost of breaking his arm or cutting his hand off?
    You're asking too much of an already awesome game
    this game is great precisely because they've focused on the important stuff instead of just trying to make everything look neat but have a game that's boring to play

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  • FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    man i started a new game with that bandit king mod last night and holy crap

    I try and kill a caravan and suddenly EVERYONE hates me so I can't go into any castles without sneaking in

    i try to loot villages to get cash but there's like 40 farmers in every craphole village defending them now, and all I've got is like a sword and a shield and a bow with no arrows

    couldn't find any river pirates whatsoever and everyone else killed me constantly and i lost everything

    then i quit D;

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  • MolotovCockatooMolotovCockatoo Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Druhim wrote: »
    the only thing this game needs to make it better is some wicked dismemberment/pain skins/gore/blood/ something. It's pretty visceral as it is right now (I LOVE the way they animated/ragdoll'd the way people get knocked off horses - so satisfying), but when a 2 foot axe blade attached to a 6 foot staff going top speed on horseback hits a dude going the opposite direction at top speed on horseback in the neck, I want to see that head go flyin'. I also think it would be an awesome gameplay thing - like, I hate how sometimes a shirtless river pirate can hold up his dry tinder and block my galloping double axe strike - how cool would it be if he blocked it but at the cost of breaking his arm or cutting his hand off?
    You're asking too much of an already awesome game
    this game is great precisely because they've focused on the important stuff instead of just trying to make everything look neat but have a game that's boring to play

    Yea, you're right... Or at least, I don't want TaleWorlds to focus on that but that's perfect modder territory :D

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    Killjoy wrote: »
    No jeez Orik why do you assume the worst about people?

    Because he moderates an internet forum

    http://lexiconmegatherium.tumblr.com/
  • ScudoScudo Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    i mean yeah it doesn't NEED it but think how much more epic charging a line of spearmen would be if it looked like oblivion

    I'll agree with you on the animations and AI, but I think M&B strikes a good balance between serviceable graphics and performance

    let's face it, if this game looked comparable to new commercial games it would probably require a drastic reduction in both the numbers of troops onscreen and the size of the battlefields

    the graphics could definitely use some polish, even just better and more varied textures and less sharp edged geometry, but I don't want them to sacrifice the game's scale for it (or reserve the huge battles for computers that don't exist yet)

    plus I imagine that stuff requires huge art departments and expensive licensed game engines

    Scudo on
  • ZonkytonkmanZonkytonkman Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    so i've lost my original email form when i bought this 3 years ago

    what are my chances of recovering my activation key?

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2008
    send them an e-mail from the same e-mail address you used when you bought it and you should be fine

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  • Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis God is love Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Scudo wrote: »
    i mean yeah it doesn't NEED it but think how much more epic charging a line of spearmen would be if it looked like oblivion

    I'll agree with you on the animations and AI, but I think M&B strikes a good balance between serviceable graphics and performance

    let's face it, if this game looked comparable to new commercial games it would probably require a drastic reduction in both the numbers of troops onscreen and the size of the battlefields

    the graphics could definitely use some polish, even just better and more varied textures and less sharp edged geometry, but I don't want them to sacrifice the game's scale for it (or reserve the huge battles for computers that don't exist yet)

    plus I imagine that stuff requires huge art departments and expensive licensed game engines
    very true

    but i think the graphics could be brought to WoW levels quite comfortably for most machines

    hell, my computer runs WoW much better than this game

    and as you said the animations and AI are more important and should be the first things paid attention to if it is ever upgraded

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited March 2008
    that's because WoW's graphics are ass covered in stylized cartoons. Ridiculously low polys with really nice textures and a lot of forethought that goes into them to stylize them and make them incredibly streamlined.

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  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    If I could put one thing into M&B it would be detachable limbs.

    Also; do I need to do anything special to couch a lance? Or do I just attack like normal?

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  • J3pJ3p Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Your lance automatically couches when you go fast enough. No need to use the attack button. Once it's down, just try to make it hit something and relish as it delivers absurd amounts of damage.

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2008
    but your aim needs to be spot on with the lance

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  • Der Waffle MousDer Waffle Mous Blame this on the misfortune of your birth. New Yark, New Yark.Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Just make sure the horse you're on isn't crippled.

    Because you need to be going past a certain speed.


    If you're just clip-clopping around with your lance out you're going to get laughed at.

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