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  • JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Has anyone ever tried rocking a crossbow build? Is there any point in using them instead of a bow?

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  • KilljoyKilljoy __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2008
    Is this just a polished .960?

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  • JarofmoldymayoJarofmoldymayo __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2008
    So.

    I hear this game is fucking metal?

    I guess I should try it out.

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  • WhiteZinfandelWhiteZinfandel Your insides Let me show you themRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Jedoc wrote: »
    Has anyone ever tried rocking a crossbow build? Is there any point in using them instead of a bow?

    Not that I can tell. They do more damage, but they take forever to reload and you can't use any of the better ones on horseback. Zero mobility + extremely low rate of fire does not seem like a winning combination. Oh actually there is another advantage, they're perfectly accurate at any range. They're pretty well made just to complement a sword/shield since they take no skill points to get better with, only weapon points.

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  • WallhitterWallhitter Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I'm fond of Mount and Blade. It is one of the few games that basically convinces my brain "OKAY WE NEED SOME FUCKING TURISAS ALL UP IN HERE"

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  • WhiteZinfandelWhiteZinfandel Your insides Let me show you themRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Killjoy wrote: »
    Is this just a polished .960?

    No, there are differences. They're just really minor. I bet you can build castle upgrades in this version though, I can't wait to get to that point.

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  • JarofmoldymayoJarofmoldymayo __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2008
    wow this game is pretty cool.

    I just wish you could decapitate dudes.

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  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    HEY. Which mods should I get? I know there are a lot of mods that you people say can improve the experience.

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  • Beef AvengerBeef Avenger Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I'm going to have to fire this up again and finish wiping those damn khergit off the face of caldaria with my army of swadian knights. Too bad somebody stole my position of marshall from me, need those giant armies to take their cities.

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  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    MAN I SURE DO LOVE IT WHEN I ENTER A TOURNAMENT, BET ALL MY MONEY ON ME, AND AM ABOUT TO EASILY WIN AND MAKE SOMEWHERE IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD OF 3000 DENARS WHEN, AND THIS IS THE GOOD PART, THE GAME DECIDES TO GIVE ME A BOW. AGAINST A GUY WITH A SWORD.

    MY BOW SKILL IS 36.

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  • The Black HunterThe Black Hunter The key is a minimum of compromise, and a simple, unimpeachable reason to existRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Aim for the head metz

    it is your only hope

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  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    and the guy had a fucking two-handed sword that was like nineteen feet long. it was the sword equivalent of a fucking vulcan minigun.

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  • The Black HunterThe Black Hunter The key is a minimum of compromise, and a simple, unimpeachable reason to existRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Shoot him in the faaaaace


    also I am doing a strictly Hired Blade character

    fuck training

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  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    i am going to fucking WRECK the next tournament. just... take out all my anger on those poor bastids.

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  • Beef AvengerBeef Avenger Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I remember on my first character hating when I ended up with the bow, basically meant I was fucked. On my second character I actually put points towards it though, now I just laugh as I kill people with a bow.
    What's that, you have a shield? Oh I'll just wait till you lower it then shoot you in the face.

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  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I remember on my first character hating when I ended up with the bow, basically meant I was fucked. On my second character I actually put points towards it though, now I just laugh as I kill people with a bow.
    What's that, you have a shield? Oh I'll just wait till you lower it then shoot you in the face.

    i like shooting shieldies in the legs.


    it would be awful.

    "man thank god for this shield, i think he can't shoot through iAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH"

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  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    OH. MY. GOD.


    HEADSHOT HEAVY THROWING AXE FROM LIKE FIFTY YARDS, FUCKING DROPPED THIS BITCH CARAVAN MASTER LIKE A HOT ROCK.

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  • ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    There's no way to use an old serial key and just download 1.0, right?

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  • YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    There's no way to use an old serial key and just download 1.0, right?

    if you bought your serial key then I think you're set

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  • ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    YaYa wrote: »
    There's no way to use an old serial key and just download 1.0, right?

    if you bought your serial key then I think you're set

    I bought it like 6 months ago, and the website has no link to 1.0

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  • Der Waffle MousDer Waffle Mous Blame this on the misfortune of your birth. New Yark, New Yark.Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    the website itself is always a bit behind, check the forums.

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  • FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    ohhhh snap

    if only it worked on macs

    :(



    also i bought it when it was like $15, ha ha ha ha

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  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Fallout wrote: »
    ohhhh snap

    if only it worked on macs

    :(



    also i bought it when it was like $15, ha ha ha ha

    me too ^5

    Yeah... I have to say, I'm glad they finally got the game publishes, but it's still nowhere near a polished, retail release.

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  • JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    The honor duels are an awesome new feature.

    "I hear you been talking low on my lady, chief."

    "She's a whore. Wanna fight about it?"

    "Bitch, please."

    Nothing says Age of Chivalry like putting a lance through someone's face because somebody else's broad asked you to.

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  • FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Rolo wrote: »
    Fallout wrote: »
    ohhhh snap

    if only it worked on macs

    :(



    also i bought it when it was like $15, ha ha ha ha

    me too ^5

    Yeah... I have to say, I'm glad they finally got the game publishes, but it's still nowhere near a polished, retail release.

    needs to run smoother and needs wayyy more blood

    dismemberments especially

    it would take a jedi knight-style jump up in fun and badassity

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  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Jedoc wrote: »
    The honor duels are an awesome new feature.

    "I hear you been talking low on my lady, chief."

    "She's a whore. Wanna fight about it?"

    "Bitch, please."

    Nothing says Age of Chivalry like putting a lance through someone's face because somebody else's broad asked you to.

    woah what? that sounds awesome.

    does that happen later?

    also do my companions ever stop being chumps? like... a few of them are total badasses, like Firenze and Niza and Bunduk, but then you got yer Kelthi... and she's just awful.

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  • JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Jedoc wrote: »
    The honor duels are an awesome new feature.

    "I hear you been talking low on my lady, chief."

    "She's a whore. Wanna fight about it?"

    "Bitch, please."

    Nothing says Age of Chivalry like putting a lance through someone's face because somebody else's broad asked you to.

    woah what? that sounds awesome.

    does that happen later?

    also do my companions ever stop being chumps? like... a few of them are total badasses, like Firenze and Niza and Bunduk, but then you got yer Kelthi... and she's just awful.

    All the lords now have ladies who hang around their castle while they're gone. If you've got a high enough renown (or possibly faction reputation, I'm not sure) you can ask them if there's anything you can do to gain their favor. I've only done it once so far, and she told me that one of the other Swadian lords had been spreading rumors about her. So I tracked him down and challenged him to a trial at arms. I suppose they probably give other quests as well.

    As for your companions, I mostly just use them for party skills. I've got the surgeon, the tracker, and the merchant, so I don't have to worry about putting points into any of those skill groups. And I've got Rolf, of course, because Rolf is still a killing machine. I mostly just handle the leadership, persuasion, prisoner management, and skullcracking at this point.

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  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Jedoc wrote: »
    Jedoc wrote: »
    The honor duels are an awesome new feature.

    "I hear you been talking low on my lady, chief."

    "She's a whore. Wanna fight about it?"

    "Bitch, please."

    Nothing says Age of Chivalry like putting a lance through someone's face because somebody else's broad asked you to.

    woah what? that sounds awesome.

    does that happen later?

    also do my companions ever stop being chumps? like... a few of them are total badasses, like Firenze and Niza and Bunduk, but then you got yer Kelthi... and she's just awful.

    All the lords now have ladies who hang around their castle while they're gone. If you've got a high enough renown (or possibly faction reputation, I'm not sure) you can ask them if there's anything you can do to gain their favor. I've only done it once so far, and she told me that one of the other Swadian lords had been spreading rumors about her. So I tracked him down and challenged him to a trial at arms. I suppose they probably give other quests as well.

    As for your companions, I mostly just use them for party skills. I've got the surgeon, the tracker, and the merchant, so I don't have to worry about putting points into any of those skill groups. And I've got Rolf, of course, because Rolf is still a killing machine. I mostly just handle the leadership, persuasion, prisoner management, and skullcracking at this point.

    Rolf is a fucking machine made of flesh and bone and unrestrained rage at all he sees. Rolf is a dervish of whirling blades and widowed wives, of children who are nevermore to hear their father's voice.

    Where does Rolf hang out?

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  • JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Randomly spawns in a tavern at the beginning of the game. From what I can tell, once they spawn they don't move around much. So you'll want to do a grand tour before you start pissing off other factions so you can pick up the companions you want.

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  • Beef AvengerBeef Avenger Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Helping Ladies is a good way to make some good cash, however it makes the dude fucking hate you which can make becoming a marshall a bit tougher.

    Also give Alayen a lance and he'll kick the shit out of Rolf any day, no wasted points into that tactics garbarge

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  • The Black HunterThe Black Hunter The key is a minimum of compromise, and a simple, unimpeachable reason to existRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Tactics is amazingly useful

    when your troops are low in number on the feild? tactics

    Raise your tactics and you can have way more of your dudes on the feild no matter the enemy size

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  • Beef AvengerBeef Avenger Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Tactics is amazingly useful

    when your troops are low in number on the feild? tactics

    Raise your tactics and you can have way more of your dudes on the feild no matter the enemy size

    Yeah but I ain't wasting those points on somebody who's supposed to be a killing machine.

    Also you need to pump a fair bit into tactics to make a difference, and it doesn't mean much when you're massively outnumbered

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  • The Black HunterThe Black Hunter The key is a minimum of compromise, and a simple, unimpeachable reason to existRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Actually, every bit makes a pretty big difference

    At 4 tactics with my rolf, seiging a city with 70 troops, with a cap of 200 I beleive, I fielded 63

    51 of those swadian knights

    I destroyed the enemy at their gates, dumb bastards sallied out

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  • Beef AvengerBeef Avenger Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Every 2 points in tactics, you gain an additional troop and your opponent loses a troop.
    Since you've increased the cap beyond the normal games maximum it probably isn't having that much of an affect, 4 tactics mean they lost 2 and you gained two, not a big deal with 200 total. Your kicking their ass has more to do with 50 swadian knights being able to kick the shit out of pretty much anything.

    edit: then again their forums seem to have conflicting information. A bunch of people said the above, while another said:
    "2 points in tactics nets you an increase of 1 in your battle advantage.
    1 point in battle advantage nets you an extra 50% of the ratio of your troops/enemy troops.
    e.g.
    I have 4 points in tactics, I have 150 men.
    Enemy has 0 in Tactics, he has 300 men.
    Because I have tactics, Battle Advantage = 0.
    Because Battle Advantage = 0, we both spawn with the same amount of men. "

    So who the fuck knows

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited September 2008
    oh hey there mount and blade thread

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  • TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited September 2008
    oh hey it's rankenphile

    who doesn't reply to PMs

    and is a huge fag

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2008
    oh hey there Mr. Dickbutt :winky:

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited September 2008
    oh hey it's rankenphile

    who doesn't reply to PMs

    and is a huge fag
    I have replied to all pms I have received that warrant replying to, including your question

    check again, dickass

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited September 2008
    god I'm fucking tired. Just spent the last 14 hours at school, working my ass off, and I gotta be there for another 9 hours of class and probably 5 hours of homework tomorrow.

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  • TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited September 2008
    oh I guess you did huh

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