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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited September 2008
    well whatta ya know

    I was right

    again

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  • TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited September 2008
    right at the top of the faggot list

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited September 2008
    USA! USA! USA!

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  • The Black HunterThe Black Hunter The key is a minimum of compromise, and a simple, unimpeachable reason to existRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I WISH MY HUSCARLS WOULD STOP FUCKING DYING

    IT IS SO MUCH EASIER TO MAKE AN ARMY OF KNIGHTS

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  • JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Helping Ladies is a good way to make some good cash, however it makes the dude fucking hate you which can make becoming a marshall a bit tougher.

    Also give Alayen a lance and he'll kick the shit out of Rolf any day, no wasted points into that tactics garbarge

    I found Alayen but didn't pick him up because his manner offended me. Also, the other dude in the tavern was willing to join for free and I was poor. I'll have to check him out next time.

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  • The Black HunterThe Black Hunter The key is a minimum of compromise, and a simple, unimpeachable reason to existRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I have a character with a heavy great axe, and 7 points into power strike

    When riding, I kill enemy horses first hit, so I ride around taking out horses and letting my viking mans clean up.

    I took out 20 Caravan Guard horses in one match, stupid caravan guard.

    The best part? Huscarls actually used weapons they looked just like the heavy great axe

    And there were numerous reports of horses being cleft horizontally in half by Huscarl guard

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  • OlivawOlivaw good name, isn't it? the foot of mt fujiRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I prefer a good old fashioned one handed axe and shield. I kill lots of dudes this way

    Wish I could find a bigass double headed axe though

    Bearded axes just ain't the same

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  • The Black HunterThe Black Hunter The key is a minimum of compromise, and a simple, unimpeachable reason to existRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I also have a one handad axe

    it is very hard to find fighting axes though, the long ones

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  • HamjuHamju Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    So apparently Mount & Blade and ATi don't get along. I have an HD4850 and all the models look bright red and occasionally the ground disappears and is replaced with the sky. I looked on their forums and found that the solution is to scale back to DX7, which worked, but the graphics have suffered a bit.

    However I'm still playing this game feverishly as always, allying myself with the Rhodoks on this play-through. (Last time I raped and pillaged pretty much their whole country).

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  • FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    how much does this thing cost? I might be interested if someone wants to give me free money

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2008
    I also have a one handad axe

    it is very hard to find fighting axes though, the long ones

    you mean pole arms? like a bardiche?

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  • OlivawOlivaw good name, isn't it? the foot of mt fujiRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    There are bardiches and pole axes in the game, but no

    He means an item called the Fighting Axe which is like a one handed axe that is really long and has great reach

    I never liked 'em though, not nearly cool looking enough or powerful enough to really do some damage

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  • Beef AvengerBeef Avenger Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I've kind of shifted from sword, shield and lance over to using a 2 handed axe and my bow. Shields are essential early game i find, when projectiles can take you out from nowhere. Later on not so worried about them, being clad in metal and having plenty of troops distracting archers, so switched two handed weapons.
    Don't really have to specialize in a weapon type in this game which is nice, can switch it up every now and then.

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  • KatholicKatholic Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Is there a way to download more quick scenarios.

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  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Goddamn I'm starting to regret accepting the offer of vassalage from the Swadians... The king was all like "Hey go help this dude, he's fightin' some Rhodoks." And I was like "Kay :V" So I went there with like 35 mans, a pretty haphazard mix of units, mostly Vaegir and Swadian with some Rhodok crossbowmen and like 5 named hero dudes, and I returned with like 15. We got crushed. The terrain was super hilly as the battle was near the mountains and our horses couldn't climb up the hillside to where the enemy was.

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  • Beef AvengerBeef Avenger Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    That's why I love the pumping the training skill on my main character, can re raise an army in no time.

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  • JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Man, the Swadian leadership is a bunch of idiots. The king's got me on a quest to capture five Rhodok trained spearmen. Fine. The only problem is that I'm level four, the only way I can win battles in on the assist, and the Swadians have buggerall in the way of troops on the Rhodok border. They're all clustered in one place throwing boot parties for individual Nord armies. You've got another front to worry about, you nellies.

    Also, what's with my companions giving me lip for robbing peasants? This is war, you sopping pantsload, man up.

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  • The Black HunterThe Black Hunter The key is a minimum of compromise, and a simple, unimpeachable reason to existRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Got myself a heavy charger

    I just run through the enemy lines, softening them up so when my infantry get there they play cleanup

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  • captainkcaptaink TexasRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    This version is a bit tougher. I can't really get going, even at level 9.

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  • Beef AvengerBeef Avenger Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Has anyone gotten the character export to work to bring old version characters to the new version? I can't find where it saves the character info

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  • WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I have a character with a heavy great axe, and 7 points into power strike

    When riding, I kill enemy horses first hit, so I ride around taking out horses and letting my viking mans clean up.

    I took out 20 Caravan Guard horses in one match, stupid caravan guard.

    The best part? Huscarls actually used weapons they looked just like the heavy great axe

    And there were numerous reports of horses being cleft horizontally in half by Huscarl guard

    wait

    why would you want to cut all that money in half?

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  • Synthetic OrangeSynthetic Orange Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Horse steaks.

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  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    the french love horse meat. saw it on taboo.

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  • The Black HunterThe Black Hunter The key is a minimum of compromise, and a simple, unimpeachable reason to existRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Wren wrote: »
    I have a character with a heavy great axe, and 7 points into power strike

    When riding, I kill enemy horses first hit, so I ride around taking out horses and letting my viking mans clean up.

    I took out 20 Caravan Guard horses in one match, stupid caravan guard.

    The best part? Huscarls actually used weapons they looked just like the heavy great axe

    And there were numerous reports of horses being cleft horizontally in half by Huscarl guard

    wait

    why would you want to cut all that money in half?

    The Huscarls were generally quite rich already, at one point the king mandated all huscarls have gold inlaid in their sword hilts, making sure they could afford decent armour and such. Also the horses tended to have shiny men of death on the top of them.

    Also great banquets

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  • Synthetic OrangeSynthetic Orange Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
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    Cover is p. sweet guys.

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  • Synthetic OrangeSynthetic Orange Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    He's gonna fuck up some dudes with his horse and sword.

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2008
    Gamespot gave it a 6.0 and some of the member reviews on there gave it a 9 or 10 saying GS sucks and is stupid. But the GS review is actually pretty spot on. He says the game is really only for hardcore rpg players and that the combat is done very well, but is pretty much the only compelling part of the game, and he's right.

    I mean, I'm fond of this game but I realize this game will only appeal to a small demographic and it's seriously unpolished.

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  • Beef AvengerBeef Avenger Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I love this game like crazy, but I'd find it hard to recommend at the full price of a retail game

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2008
    exactly

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  • ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I got it for $15 some months ago, I think when it was still in the .8s. I honestly didn't think I'd see the day when it got a retail release.

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  • Synthetic OrangeSynthetic Orange Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I think I bought it for $7 years ago.

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  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    i waited for a neckbeard to leave a store with it and then beat him up and took a dump on the dashboard of his toyota tercel with Gandald airbrushed onto the hood.

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  • nefffffffffffnefffffffffff Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    i waited for a neckbeard to leave a store with it and then beat him up and took a dump on the dashboard of his toyota tercel with Gandald airbrushed onto the hood.

    a very metal story, befitting a very metal game.

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  • Burden of ProofBurden of Proof You three boys picked a beautiful hill to die on. Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    my computer can't even handle this

    ugh.

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  • TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited September 2008
    holy shit dude even my computer can handle this and it's operated with a hand crank

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  • The Black HunterThe Black Hunter The key is a minimum of compromise, and a simple, unimpeachable reason to existRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    holy shit dude even my computer can handle this and it's operated with a hand crank

    That is Aussie engineering for you

    She works like shit

    But she works, and she ain't gonna stop

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  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    What's that Mr. Swadian general? You wanna fuck with me? Well, I have to warn you, I am a furious engine of hatred... still wanna fight? HUAGLALALGLALLGLAAG. Now your army is dead and I've captured you :3

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  • The Black HunterThe Black Hunter The key is a minimum of compromise, and a simple, unimpeachable reason to existRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    40 nords (me) vs 150 vaegir

    I lost 8

    total bullshit

    My units never die unless they are valuable, damn huscarls

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  • nefffffffffffnefffffffffff Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Maybe the enemy AI is designed to go after the stronger guys first. why be distracted by the shirtless guy throwing stones over in the corner when there are other, much more potentially dangerous, enemy combatants to be dealt with?

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  • The Black HunterThe Black Hunter The key is a minimum of compromise, and a simple, unimpeachable reason to existRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Maybe the enemy AI is designed to go after the stronger guys first. why be distracted by the shirtless guy throwing stones over in the corner when there are other, much more potentially dangerous, enemy combatants to be dealt with?

    But they always die

    they are never injured

    I have something like 6 surgery skill, this was enough to make knights all but invincible

    50 would be unconcious for every 3 deaths

    Huscarls simply die

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