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[PHALLA] Super Smash Phalla: Brawl - TehSpectre (evil) victory!

Master HandMaster Hand Registered User
edited April 2008 in Critical Failures
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This game will be a phalla based on the game Super Smash Bros: Brawl

If you do not know what a phalla is or how to play one, please review this thread: http://forums.penny-arcade.com/showthread.php?t=41383

To sign up, respond with !I Sign Up

Rules will be released bit by bit (all in due time)

Signups are unlimited, I'll close them when things seem to be dying down

This game will be basic in theory, but will have a few twists to involve all players

Cohosts are Durax and HylianBunny

GM is GrundlTerror

Please send all actions to this account. If the Master Hand box is full send them to Mantorok.

Roster:

1. Ultarune - Murdered, Green Fox
2.Crovaxan
3.Romantic Undead - killed by vote, Blue ZSS (Evil)
4.Rainfall - trophized, Pink Samus (Evil)
5.MrBlarney - killed by vigilante, Gold Marth (Evil)
6.Obbi - killed by the vote, Blue Fox (Neutral)
7.Marshmallow - murdered, Dark Zelda
8.Sepah - murdered, Brown Bowser (Healer)
9.Last Son - murdered, White Metaknight
10.FreeAgent - pointlessly murdered, white Olimar
11.thorgot
12.telcus - trophized, Green Mario
13.El Skid - murdered, Blue Kirby
14.Oatway - murdered, Purple Jigglypuff
15.Seriously - trophized, Grey R.O.B
16.Look Out it's Sabs! - murdered, Green Donkey Kong
17.Bliss 101
18.jdarksun - murdered, Red Wolf
19.Abysmal Lynx - Victorious Exit, Green Ice Climbers (neutral)
20.DevoutlyApathetic - murdered, Daisy Peach
21.FunkyWaltDogg - killed by vote, Silver Falco
22.Maximus - murdered, Ash's Hat Pikachu
23.Frosteey - voted off, pink zero-suit samus
24.Rend - murdered, Red Pokemon Trainer (Vigilante)
25.iamtheaznman
26.precisionk
27.Niceguy Myeye - Murdered, Red Olimar
28.life3 - trophized, Dark Pit
29.chamberlain - Withdrew, Blue Marth
30.Egos
31.Unearthly Stew - vigilante'd, Red Geno
32.TehSpectre
33.manbergur - trophized, Pink Luigi
34.Trust - trophized, Silver Fox
35.B:L - Died to the vote, Black Bowser
36.Crono729 - Withdrew, Grey Lucario
37.Stew_Stick
38.Varcayn - Galaxia Darkness'd, Pink Yoshi
39.Burnage - Galaxia Darkness'd, Green Felix (Evil)
40.Gumpy - Galaxia Darkness'd, Red Peach
41.DasUberEdward - killed by vote, Brown Luigi (Evil)
42.Shorn Scrotum Man - trophized, Blue King Dedede
43.TheLawinator - Dark Link
44.Pseudolus - LANDMASTER'd, Black Lucario
45.cheez - LANDMASTER'd, Yeti DK
46.zanmatto - LANDMASTER'd, Purple Lucas (Guardian)
47.Shamus - Red Fox
48.manaleak34 - trophized, Dark Toon Link
49.tehcoolryan - murdered, Blue Mr. Game and Watch
50.PsychoLarry1 - murdered, White King Dedede
51.FrostMist - Purple Ness
52.Corp.Shephard - Yellow Link
53.Qorzm - trophized, Silver Captain Falcon(Evil)
54.Kin33 - Brown Lucas
55.Wildcat - Yellow Kirby
56.CoreGoon - Purple Ganondorf
57.JacobCole - trophized, Party Hat Pikachu
58.LonelyAhava - murdered, Dark Toon Link (Seer)
59.darkero - trophized,, Black Snake
60.spaik - Pink Link
61.tuxkamen - murdered, Yellow Wario
62.doug_grammar - trophized, white sonic
63.Gorilla Salad
64.cj iwakura - killed by vote, Dark Shiek

[size=+1]Day Zero Opening Narration
Day One
Days Two & Three
Day Four Results
Day Five Results
Day Six Results
Day Six and Seven Narration
Final Narration
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  • Master HandMaster Hand Registered User
    edited March 2008
    Rules

    Boss Battles
    Challenges
    Stages Overview
    Brawling Your Way
    Items
    Unlocking Characters
    Final Smashes
    Secrets for Continuing
    Trophy Collection
    Auctions


    Stage Descriptions
    Unlocked Stages

    Battlefield - Simply designed, Battlefield is a neutral battleground for fighters to duel on.
    Final Destination - Just a flat platform and nothing else. Some nice scenery, but a neutral battleground.
    Pokemon Stadium 2 - The randomly shifting types of this stadium will make predicting which moves are effective difficult.
    Rumble Falls - A constantly rising stage which will make recovery moves very effective.
    Wario Ware Inc. - Wh...what's this? A minigame stage? Answer correctly for a chance to win big!
    Norfair - Defensive play is good here - use your Down+B moves effectively.
    Halberd - Fighting on top of a flying ship...with the heavy wind, Side+B moves will grant you a fair advantage here.
    Bridge of Eldin - The most basic of special moves, the B move, is effective on this melancholy bridge.
    Spear Pillar - This course is tricky to navigate - partway through your controls will be reversed!
    Pictochat - Yikes! What is this place? Either way, it looks like a nice, simple place to fight.
    Luigi's Mansion - This arena favors the defensive, allowing you to shield yourself twice.
    Green Hill Zone - Home to the world's fastest hedgehog, this area is good for throws.

    You have 3 stages left to unlock.
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    Completed Squares

    A3 - Fight on Norfair 3 times (reward: CD)
    A4 - Play as Luigi in at least 3 matches (reward: Stage)
    A5 - Fight on the Halberd 3 times (reward: Item)
    A6 - Win a Team Match with the most points (reward: Item)
    A7 - Lose 3 matches in a row (reward: Pity Final Smash)
    B1 - Win a Match (reward: Food)
    B2 - Score 3 points in a single match (reward: Trophy)
    B3 - Be in second place for votes. (reward: Trophy)
    B5 - Win 3 matches in a row (reward: CD)
    B8 - Win a match without shielding (reward: Item)
    B10 - Fight on Bridge of Eldin 3 times (reward: Item)
    C1 - Fight on Rumble Falls 3 times (reward: Item)
    C2 - Lose a Match (reward: Food)
    C3 - Take at least 120% damage and survive (reward: Stage)
    C5 - Use an item (reward: Trophy)
    C6 - Tie a Match (reward: Trophy)
    D1 - Deal the final blow to Galleom (reward: Trophy)
    D2 - Switch your votes five times in one day (including your initial vote)
    D4 - Fight on Wario Ware inc. 3 times (reward: CD)
    D6 - Brawl three times on Final Destination (reward: Item)
    D7 - play as a Pokemon Character in at least three matches (reward: Stage)

    Revealed Squares

    A1 - Deal the final blow to Duom
    A2 - Have fifteen votes against you
    A4 - Play as Luigi in at least 3 matches
    A8 - Play as Captain Falcon in at least 3 matches
    B4 - Score 7 points together in a team match
    B6 - Fight on Luigi's Mansion 3 times
    B7 - Use 3 items
    B9 - have twenty votes against you
    C4 - Fight on Subspace 3 times
    C7 - fight on Hanenbow 3 times
    C8 - fight on Green Hill Zone 3 times
    D3 - Defeat two bosses
    D5 - Be in second place for votes 2 days in a row
    D8 - fight on Spear Pillar 3 times

    Rule Release #1

    Roles and alignment will be RNG'd. That means there can be an Evil Mario just as easily as there might be an Evil Boswer. Kirby might be able to absorb powers, or maybe Lucas will be able to. Oh, the randomness!


    Rule Release #2

    There will be no villager role, everyone will have a unique PM... although it will be impossible to do a roll call

    Rule Release #3

    Everybody fights!

    All players will have smash attacks. How they will be used... eh, thats not too clear yet.

    And there was something about a final smash orb, we think... stay tuned!


    [size=+1]How To Brawl:[/size]
    1. choose both an opponent and a stage. If you wish, you may challenge multiple people (for a Free For All) or to team up with someone else (for a Team Battle).
    2. PM your challenge to both Master Hand and your intended targets.
    3. Once they confirm that they will Brawl, they may choose a stage of their own liking
    4. PM Master Hand your choice of 5 attacks. You cannot use the same attack twice in a row. You can only use your shield-like move once per fight.
    5. The stage will be selected by RNG'd from all choices submitted and the battle will begin shortly there after.

    In the event of a free-for-all, you must send battle orders for all opponents. It can be fairly chaotic!

    [size=+1]Vote close will be at midnight EST. [/size]
    Challenges will be accepted until 11:30 EST - any after that will resolve the following day.

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  • CrovaxanCrovaxan Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    I totally flaked on the last phalla. but THIS one shall be different !signthefuckup

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    Crovax.436 Steam: Crovaxan
  • Romantic UndeadRomantic Undead Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Oh crikey, this is going to be rad.
    !signup

    Romantic Undead on
    3DS FC: 1547-5210-6531
  • RainfallRainfall Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    !Sign up.

    Been waiting for this for a long time, and I almost convinced myself to try and run it. This will be more fun.

    Rainfall on
  • MrBlarneyMrBlarney Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    I !sign up.

    Time to play!

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  • ObbiObbi Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2008
    !signup

    HA!

    Obbi on
  • MarshmallowMarshmallow Swish SwishRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    !Sign up.

    I call Yoshi.

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  • SepahSepah Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    !Sign up

    Final Smashes are gonna be brutal as hell.

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    Minerva_SC wrote:
    I don't think I've ever raged as hard as I just did. The amount of stupidity was so intense I couldn't eben think of words venomous enough to insult my team mates. I was literally choking on my own rage. I can only hope they all live in the same city and die in a tragic bus accident today, or tommorow. I'll pray to whatever dark god I have to.

    ah yes another night of LoL.
  • Last SonLast Son Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Sign Up!

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  • FreeAgentFreeAgent Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    This is going to be awesome.

    !Sign up

    FreeAgent on
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  • thorgotthorgot Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    !Sign up

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  • telcustelcus Registered User
    edited March 2008
    !sign up please.

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  • El SkidEl Skid The frozen white northRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    !sign up!

    El Skid on
    mrpaku wrote: »
    my name is precisionk and i'm ten tanks

    wrath God fear traitor evil
  • OatsOats Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    !I sign up!

    Oh man oh man oh man.

    Oats on
  • SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Hey guys what's going on in this thread

    !sign up

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  • Look Out it's Sabs!Look Out it's Sabs! Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    I !sign up

    Look Out it's Sabs! on
    NNID: Sabuiy
    3DS: 2852-6809-9411
  • SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    If I get pokemon trainer all of you will be ruined.

    So ruined.

    Seriously on
  • Bliss 101Bliss 101 Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    !sign up

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  • Abysmal LynxAbysmal Lynx Registered User
    edited March 2008
    I !sign up

    I should really get around to posting my friend code.

    Abysmal Lynx on
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • DevoutlyApatheticDevoutlyApathetic Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    !sign up if only to make post with fucking periods in them.

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  • FunkyWaltDoggFunkyWaltDogg Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    !sign up

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    Burnage wrote:
    FWD is very good at this game.
  • MaximusMaximus Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Sign Up

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  • FrosteeyFrosteey Elaise 1521-2945-8940Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    !Sign up.

    There's a moderate chance that I will kill Pit regardless of what side he is on.

    Frosteey on
  • DevoutlyApatheticDevoutlyApathetic Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    But he's an angel! With wings and everything.

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  • FrosteeyFrosteey Elaise 1521-2945-8940Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    And he also does fucking 60% damage while you sit around like a retarded child mashing buttons.

    And he has the most spammable projectile in the game.

    Frosteey on
  • FunkyWaltDoggFunkyWaltDogg Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    I predict that Toon Link will destroy you all.

    FunkyWaltDogg on
    Burnage wrote:
    FWD is very good at this game.
  • DevoutlyApatheticDevoutlyApathetic Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Uh, uhm....his down b isn't great?

    I got nothing. Let's get him.

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  • FrosteeyFrosteey Elaise 1521-2945-8940Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    And an instant reflector that he can hold out indefinitely.

    And the multiple jumps.

    And he never dies until like 150%.

    Frosteey on
  • FrosteeyFrosteey Elaise 1521-2945-8940Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    I predict that Toon Link will destroy you all.

    Don't even get my started on the stupidity that is Toon Link.

    Frosteey on
  • FunkyWaltDoggFunkyWaltDogg Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Frosteey wrote: »
    I predict that Toon Link will destroy you all.

    Don't even get my started on the stupidity that is Toon Link.

    Sounds like fightin' words to me.

    FunkyWaltDogg on
    Burnage wrote:
    FWD is very good at this game.
  • FrosteeyFrosteey Elaise 1521-2945-8940Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    "Hey, guys! Guys, listen! New character idea! Okay, we make a guy, with a small hitbox, good ground speed, and decent jump height. You still following me? Okay, so his moves, they'll all come out really quick, right? Now, the good part! We make every move a finisher! Huh? Huh? Yeah?"

    "Oh, and he'll have projectiles, too."

    Frosteey on
  • FunkyWaltDoggFunkyWaltDogg Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Exactly!

    FunkyWaltDogg on
    Burnage wrote:
    FWD is very good at this game.
  • RendRend Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Sign up!

    Rend on
  • iamtheaznmaniamtheaznman Registered User
    edited March 2008
    !SIGN UP

    Warning! Challenger Approaching!

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  • precisionkprecisionk Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    !sign up

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  • RendRend Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Frosteey wrote: »
    A quote up at the top of the page somewhere complaining about Pit

    I don't think pit is that broken. I mean he's good, sure, but so far as his ->B goes, if you can hop over it, you've pretty much got him right where you want him. Same with the shield, since he doesn't recover from his moves very quickly at all.

    And what do you mean every move is a finisher? Most of his moves have very poor smash. Whenever I play as Pit, my biggest difficulty is that I need to set up the smashes specifically, because he doesn't have many of them.

    Rend on
  • Abysmal LynxAbysmal Lynx Registered User
    edited March 2008
    I think he was talking about Toon Link.

    Abysmal Lynx on
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  • RendRend Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    I think he was talking about Toon Link.

    Ah. He was talking about Pit earlier though.

    It made me cry inside.

    Rend on
  • Niceguy MyeyeNiceguy Myeye Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    !Signup

    I hope someone grudges me for contributing to everyone losing in the last two phallas!

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  • life3life3 Registered User
    edited March 2008
    I fight for my friends!

    !I Sign up also.

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