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JimmyJimmy __BANNED USERS regular
edited March 2008 in Social Entropy++
When I was about nine, I had recently gotten a Nintendo Entertainment System from a garage sale down the road, the first gaming system I ever had. One game that I bought was Super Mario Brothers 3, the final chapter of the widely-acclaimed SMB trilogy, which like in the original Super Mario Brothers consisted of Mario/Luigi chasing after Princess Toadstool (whose name has since been bastardized to 'Peach'). Back on topic though; so I had advanced to World 2, "Desert Land" and I was moving along rather smoothly, in the back of my mind knowing that at some point the levels would start to get more difficult; I soon noticed a tile, one unlike the other tiles (Toad houses, numbered tiles, etc). It appeared to be some cross-hybrid of flowing diarrhea and sand, which caught my attention. I navigated my way to the tile, and hit the A button and was warped to what appeared to be a normal level; there even was a happy sunshine in the top left corner! As I side-scrolled my way through the level, the fucking sun decided to go apeshit and sodomize me repeatedly until I finally broke down in tears, throwing my controller at the ground screaming for my mom. That fucking bastard.

And no, this is not copy pasta.

ITT: Delicious Copypasta

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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] regular
    edited March 2008
    The user and all related content has been deleted.

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    JimmyJimmy __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2008
    "fuck you jimmy"

    copypasted from every thread ever

    /thread

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    Kane Red RobeKane Red Robe Master of Magic ArcanusRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Is there any point to this thread other than as an elaborate way to infract other people when they inevitable thread-shit it?

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    Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    this is a thread i tell you what

    i remember this one time i made a thread

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    TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited March 2008
    This isn't a very good thread

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