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50 Cent vs. "We swear it's not the Middle East" is dumb mothafuckin' fun, mothafucka!

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  • cloudeaglecloudeagle Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    You caught me. I'm secretly a fan of Resident Evil 5.

    Also, the game apparently has a cuss button. There's a fantastic use of a license if I've ever seen one.

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  • APZonerunnerAPZonerunner Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Hahahah. Yeah. I got review code of this game and I found it really fun. A solid 6.5-7.5 or so out of ten, and I mean that on the realistic scale where 5 is 'average', not the IGN/Gamespot/whatever scale where 7 is average. This game is definitely above average.

    Gears shooting/covering system + The Club Scoring system + Army of Two co-op elements and a ridiculous, ridiculous plot that knows how stupid it is. Fun.

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  • LegbaLegba He did. Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    More games need a button that makes you swear like a sailor.
    I hear LAIR used the whole controller.

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  • Ah_PookAh_Pook Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    i would pay $20-30 for this game and play through it co-op. if i knew someone else who had this game.

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  • WillethWilleth Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I've been playing it for a week or so. It's fun.
    cloudeagle wrote: »
    Also, the game apparently has a cuss button. There's a fantastic use of a license if I've ever seen one.
    Not only that, but you get bonus points for using it after killing someone.

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  • EvanderEvander Disappointed Father Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I am genuinely enjoying this game.

    I think I might not like it so much if I had the sound on, though

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  • CrazybearCrazybear Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Willeth wrote: »
    I've been playing it for a week or so. It's fun.
    cloudeagle wrote: »
    Also, the game apparently has a cuss button. There's a fantastic use of a license if I've ever seen one.
    Not only that, but you get bonus points for using it after killing someone.

    What? Really? OK, this game just got on my radar.

    I mean, who would have thought that a 50 Cent game would be...good?

    That's some fucked up bullshit yo!

    *bonus points*

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  • LunkerLunker Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Evander wrote: »
    I am genuinely enjoying this game.

    I think I might not like it so much if I had the sound on, though

    I might pick it up somewhere and rip my wife's Sarah McLachlan CDs to my 360 for some custom soundtrack fun.

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  • KhavallKhavall British ColumbiaRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Willeth wrote: »
    I've been playing it for a week or so. It's fun.
    cloudeagle wrote: »
    Also, the game apparently has a cuss button. There's a fantastic use of a license if I've ever seen one.
    Not only that, but you get bonus points for using it after killing someone.


    GAME
    OF
    THE
    YEAR

    DAWGS

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  • EvanderEvander Disappointed Father Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Lunker wrote: »
    Evander wrote: »
    I am genuinely enjoying this game.

    I think I might not like it so much if I had the sound on, though

    I might pick it up somewhere and rip my wife's Sarah McLachlan CDs to my 360 for some custom soundtrack fun.

    I dunno if I'd recommend buying it. Maybe try renting it.

    To be honest, the game that it is reminding me the most of is The Club (how's that for a bit of coincidental humor?) which, mind you, I was a big fan of, but a lot of people didn't like.

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  • LunkerLunker Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Evander wrote: »
    Lunker wrote: »
    Evander wrote: »
    I am genuinely enjoying this game.

    I think I might not like it so much if I had the sound on, though

    I might pick it up somewhere and rip my wife's Sarah McLachlan CDs to my 360 for some custom soundtrack fun.

    I dunno if I'd recommend buying it. Maybe try renting it.

    To be honest, the game that it is reminding me the most of is The Club (how's that for a bit of coincidental humor?) which, mind you, I was a big fan of, but a lot of people didn't like.

    Well, by "pick up" I figured "buy used when it hits $15." Kind of like Oneechanbara. :)

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  • EvanderEvander Disappointed Father Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Lunker wrote: »
    Evander wrote: »
    Lunker wrote: »
    Evander wrote: »
    I am genuinely enjoying this game.

    I think I might not like it so much if I had the sound on, though

    I might pick it up somewhere and rip my wife's Sarah McLachlan CDs to my 360 for some custom soundtrack fun.

    I dunno if I'd recommend buying it. Maybe try renting it.

    To be honest, the game that it is reminding me the most of is The Club (how's that for a bit of coincidental humor?) which, mind you, I was a big fan of, but a lot of people didn't like.

    Well, by "pick up" I figured "buy used when it hits $15." Kind of like Oneechanbara. :)

    Onechanbara I actually bought brand new.

    I very rarely do that.

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  • lowlylowlycooklowlylowlycook Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Willeth wrote: »
    I've been playing it for a week or so. It's fun.
    cloudeagle wrote: »
    Also, the game apparently has a cuss button. There's a fantastic use of a license if I've ever seen one.
    Not only that, but you get bonus points for using it after killing someone.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7C58V-7JVOg&feature=related

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  • EvanderEvander Disappointed Father Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Khavall wrote: »
    Willeth wrote: »
    I've been playing it for a week or so. It's fun.
    cloudeagle wrote: »
    Also, the game apparently has a cuss button. There's a fantastic use of a license if I've ever seen one.
    Not only that, but you get bonus points for using it after killing someone.


    GAME
    OF
    THE
    YEAR

    DAWGS

    There are different "Taunt" packs that you can buy

    You start with the Street taunt pack, but for in game cash, you can also purchase the Ghetto thug, Gangsta, Pimp, and Mac Daddy taunt packs.

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  • Rhesus PositiveRhesus Positive GNU Terry Pratchett Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I'd consider renting if there was a Gentleman Rhymer taunt pack.

    "You there! Your mother was of questionable virtue!"

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  • EvanderEvander Disappointed Father Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I'd consider renting if there was a Gentleman Rhymer taunt pack.

    "You there! Your mother was of questionable virtue!"

    Yeah, I do think that they missed a great opportunity for extras which took the game less seriously.

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  • Shady3011Shady3011 Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Where my skull?

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  • SoaLSoaL fantastic Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    oh my god there is a ps3 version

    I need to buy this

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  • LawndartLawndart Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Willeth wrote: »
    I've been playing it for a week or so. It's fun.
    cloudeagle wrote: »
    Also, the game apparently has a cuss button. There's a fantastic use of a license if I've ever seen one.
    Not only that, but you get bonus points for using it after killing someone.

    It's a motherfucking montage, like if Sergei Eisenstein got shot nine times, motherfucker!

    And here I thought Uncharted couldn't be a better game, and now I deeply regret not being able to shake the Sixasis to the tempo of "In Da Club" and thus make Nathan Drake grunt "Fire in the motherfucking hole, bitches!" or some other such dazzling bon mot.

    Speaking of clubs with properly spelled definite articles, this now makes me want to pick up a used copy of The Club, since it will allow me to properly enjoy speed-killing motherfucking bitch pussies without having the nasty side effect of causing me to burst out crying tears of utter shame after looking at myself in the mirror.

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  • Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity What a lovely day for tea Secret British ThreadRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I told you all this game would be good.

    Noooooooooooo

    Gotta hate the game and the player.

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  • Dareth RamDareth Ram regular
    edited February 2009
    I hope this game does well.
    Anything that sells well for THQ makes me happy at this point

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  • cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Regent Bears The Name FreedomRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I'll be disappointed if Officer Ricky doesn't make his own game to retaliate.

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  • APZonerunnerAPZonerunner Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Fire in the motherfuckin' hole bitches!

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  • RoyceSraphimRoyceSraphim Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Lawndart wrote: »
    Willeth wrote: »
    I've been playing it for a week or so. It's fun.
    cloudeagle wrote: »
    Also, the game apparently has a cuss button. There's a fantastic use of a license if I've ever seen one.
    Not only that, but you get bonus points for using it after killing someone.

    It's a motherfucking montage, like if Sergei Eisenstein got shot nine times, motherfucker!

    And here I thought Uncharted couldn't be a better game, and now I deeply regret not being able to shake the Sixasis to the tempo of "In Da Club" and thus make Nathan Drake grunt "Fire in the motherfucking hole, bitches!" or some other such dazzling bon mot.

    Speaking of clubs with properly spelled definite articles, this now makes me want to pick up a used copy of The Club, since it will allow me to properly enjoy speed-killing motherfucking bitch pussies without having the nasty side effect of causing me to burst out crying tears of utter shame after looking at myself in the mirror.

    Scarface: The World is Yours had this, boosted you BALLS meter. Actually, it gave it a bit of strategy to shooting all those people, head shot verses taunt and leaving yourself helpless to boost your meter so you can go crazy and get health back.

    It was really fun, specially hitting a civilian and pushing taunt and hearing,

    "Oh! Look! His shoes came off!"

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  • ShadowfireShadowfire Vermont, in the middle of nowhereRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Khavall wrote: »
    Willeth wrote: »
    I've been playing it for a week or so. It's fun.
    cloudeagle wrote: »
    Also, the game apparently has a cuss button. There's a fantastic use of a license if I've ever seen one.
    Not only that, but you get bonus points for using it after killing someone.


    GAME
    OF
    THE
    YEAR

    MOTHERFUCKERS

    Fixed.

    Also, fuck you guys for making me want this game.

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  • Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity What a lovely day for tea Secret British ThreadRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Why?

    A fun game's a fun game. Don't let the fact that a rapper headlines it prejudice you.

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  • cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Regent Bears The Name FreedomRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Well, it does happen to be a terrible rapper.

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  • TheStigTheStig Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Has anyone made a "Where Mah Skull!?" remix yet?

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  • LawndartLawndart Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Fire in the motherfuckin' hole bitches!

    That line should be in every game from now on.

    Regardless of genre, platform or context.

    I think what's prevented Little Big Planet from being a system-selling mega-hit is the utter lack of Stephen Fry politely informing bitches that there is, in fact, fire in the motherfuckin' hole.

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  • ShadowfireShadowfire Vermont, in the middle of nowhereRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    cj iwakura wrote: »
    Well, it does happen to be a terrible rapper.

    That, and I'm already working through a big stack of games...

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  • maximumzeromaximumzero I...wait, what? New Orleans, LARegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Oh god I just watched that Smack Talk video. So hilarious.

    I love how wads of money just FLY INTO YOU when you kill someone.

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  • Ninja Snarl PNinja Snarl P My helmet is my burden. Ninja Snarl: Gone, but not forgotten.Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    There should be a crossover of this game and Army of Two. Murder, mayhem, and bad language all day long. Have three-player coop and leave all the mechanics in place for the respective characters. 50 cent gets his bare-armed, kevlar-vested self with a health bar and the Army of Two guys have their usual deal. Bonus cash for synchronizing fist-bumps and cussing at the appropriate times.

    This game would be like money in the bank for whoever made it.

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  • NuzakNuzak Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    i heard you can upgrade your swearing

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  • WillethWilleth Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Nuzak wrote: »
    i heard you can upgrade your swearing

    That's also true.

    It's a bit weird how it's implemented, though. You have a playlist of moves, and some add others to it, and I don't quite understand it. Because review copies of games don't come with the damn manuals.

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  • LewiePLewieP Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    The Scarface game is so much better than it deserves to be.

    It does a lot of stuff GTA4 did too.

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  • RenzoRenzo Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    LewieP wrote: »
    The Scarface game is so much better than it deserves to be.

    It does a lot of stuff GTA4 did too.

    and it has a cuss button.

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  • xzzyxzzy Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Cuss buttons are the new brown, all games should have it.

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  • PeregrineFalconPeregrineFalcon Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Oh god I just watched that Smack Talk video. So hilarious.

    I love how wads of money just FLY INTO YOU when you kill someone.

    Seriously, this is better than the button to fist-pound in Army of Two. Can you play same-screen coop? :D

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  • ForarForar #432 Toronto, Ontario, CanadaRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Evander wrote: »
    I'd consider renting if there was a Gentleman Rhymer taunt pack.

    "You there! Your mother was of questionable virtue!"

    Yeah, I do think that they missed a great opportunity for extras which took the game less seriously.

    If they had this and it was out on Steam, I'd be hard pressed not to buy it.

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  • WillethWilleth Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Oh god I just watched that Smack Talk video. So hilarious.

    I love how wads of money just FLY INTO YOU when you kill someone.

    Seriously, this is better than the button to fist-pound in Army of Two. Can you play same-screen coop? :D

    No local co-op that I can figure out.

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