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    ctishmanctishman Registered User regular
    edited May 2006
    Absolute. Deal.

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    ÄlphämönkëyÄlphämönkëy Registered User regular
    edited May 2006
    Okay. We should be stable for the night. I'm going to go to bed. I have some more tinkering to do to make the site load faster and a lot more tinkering to make it more stable. It turns out eaccelerator was causing part of the 500 errors. I'll bring down one of the web boxes tommorow and see if I can't work something out, while I do that, it shouldn't interrupt service of the forums.

    Oh and ctishman, I wear a large. See you in August :wink:

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    Gotcha ForceGotcha Force Registered User regular
    edited May 2006
    forums seem fast enough to me, as long as they arent hanging once it gets to the middle of the page like the backup forums did then im all good. PA is one of the speediest forums that i have ever visited...

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    ÄlphämönkëyÄlphämönkëy Registered User regular
    edited May 2006
    forums seem fast enough to me, as long as they arent hanging once it gets to the middle of the page like the backup forums did then im all good. PA is one of the speediest forums that i have ever visited...
    Thanks. That means a lot to me. I spend a lot of time trying to make this place pretty snappy. Anyway, I went ahead and pushed the changes into production. eAccelerator is back on again on all the boxes and web5 has joined his friends serving webpages to the masses. Lets see how this fares tommorow. I'm going to bed for real this time.

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    Dyrwen66Dyrwen66 the other's insane Denver CORegistered User regular
    edited May 2006
    Thanks for rocking the socks off those 500 errors and speeding this thing up. Appreciate all the work.

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    DeusfauxDeusfaux Registered User regular
    edited May 2006
    actually i should say that too

    although especially in the past year performance has been hit and miss, when thigns are "on" they are really blazing..

    beyond that, throwing in a few small features in the future, and you have pretty much the best forums ive ever used. just has a really good feel to it

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    -SPI--SPI- Osaka, JapanRegistered User regular
    edited May 2006
    The 500 error beast hath been slain! :^: :^:

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    FyreWulffFyreWulff YouRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2006
    I just got one about a minute ago.

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    -SPI--SPI- Osaka, JapanRegistered User regular
    edited May 2006
    I knew I spoke too soon. But it only took 1 refresh to remove it.

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    SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited May 2006
    I'm getting them a fair bit at the moment. :/



    (like when trying to post this D: )

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    syndalissyndalis Getting Classy On the WallRegistered User, Loves Apple Products regular
    edited May 2006
    I know you don't NEED confirmation of their existance at the moment... but yeah, they're back.

    Kinda like how they were before the downtime. Not all-consuming, but definitely noticable every few clicks.

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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited May 2006
    Yup. They're back, but down to a trickle instead of the flood like yesterday. And when I'm not getting 500ISEs, the forum is loading super fast. Great work so far, Alpha. Looks like you're in the home stretch. Keep up the great work. That burrito is almost yours. :P

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    ctishmanctishman Registered User regular
    edited May 2006
    As are shirts.

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    HardtargetHardtarget There Are Four Lights VancouverRegistered User regular
    edited May 2006
    I'm getting a bunch this morning.. in fact I would say I probably got 7 of them before i could even reply to this thread!

    I appreciate all the hard work though alpha, you'll get'er going! I owe you a coke.

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    Bionic MonkeyBionic Monkey Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2006
    ctishman wrote:
    As are shirts.

    Man, I think I'm gonna have to get that for PAX.

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    Joey ConnellyJoey Connelly Registered User new member
    edited May 2006
    I'm still getting a shit-ton of 500 - Internal Server Errors, but I'm also getting an "Application error (Rails)" message when I try to access this page: http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2006/05/22

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    DouglasDangerDouglasDanger PennsylvaniaRegistered User regular
    edited May 2006
    Same here. I am guessing these problems are universal and that Alpha is aware of them. Thanks for all of the hard work, Alpha. These are the fastest forums I have ever seen, and wonderfully free of ads and idiots.

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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited May 2006
    For the time being, shit is smooooooth sailing.

    Smooth as a fresh pack of Kool 100's.

    You've come a long way, baby.

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    BlutnerdBlutnerd Registered User regular
    edited May 2006
    Hey Alpha, I know you're working on the new forum software, so I figured I'd throw this out here:
    Have you given any thought to including a seperate setup to make the forums more accessible from portable devices? Like a version of the forums optimized for QVGA resolutions?
    I know I'd love to see this, and considering that this is a pretty gadget friendly crowd, some other people might find it useful as well.

    I guess what I'm trying to say is: I want to maek poast from the pooper and I want you to help me.

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    syndalissyndalis Getting Classy On the WallRegistered User, Loves Apple Products regular
    edited May 2006
    I want to maek poast from the pooper and I want you to help me.

    I'll be honest; PA is already one of the best boards on the net for mobile browsing, due to its simplistic page views and streamlined, low bandwidth interface. Even if you don't make specific efforts to appease us folks using Pocket IE or other QVGA solutions, please don't make the forums look like the front page of PA.

    That's all i guess. Grats on the smooth as gooseshit forums.

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    ctishmanctishman Registered User regular
    edited May 2006
    Damn. Apparently my logo looked a bit too much like the real one, and CafePress took it down. :(

    Sorry, Alpha.

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    FyreWulffFyreWulff YouRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2006
    Just make it without the logo.

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    TarranonTarranon Registered User regular
    edited May 2006
    I never got to see the shirt :(

    Does it just say 500 -Internal Server Error?

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    ctishmanctishman Registered User regular
    edited May 2006
    Yeah, I'm at work now, but I'll whip up an unlogo'd version as soon as I get home!

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    jwalkjwalk Registered User regular
    edited May 2006
    HTTP 500 - Internal server error
    :?:

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    FierceDeity666FierceDeity666 Registered User regular
    edited May 2006
    i'm still getting these damn things, repeatedly.
    like, every 5 page loads.

    it's worse than it was on the loaner box.

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    IonMageIonMage Registered User regular
    edited May 2006
    Yeah, its really getting bad once again. Often for minutes at a time, and VERY frequently. As I type this message, I got a 500-ISE in the topic review, and am not sure if the post'll get through.

    *crosses fingers*

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    Lews_TherinLews_Therin Registered User regular
    edited May 2006
    I thought we were running on new, shiny hardware now? Or did you go back to the old stuff again?

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    FierceDeity666FierceDeity666 Registered User regular
    edited May 2006
    if this keeps up i'm gonna find the server's location and just fucking beat the SHIT OUT OF IT WITH A SHOVEL.

    AH FUCK IT KEEPS HAPPENING

    MONKEY SHIT IT JUST WON'T END

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    ctishmanctishman Registered User regular
    edited May 2006
    The shirts are back, with a minor change to satisfy the copyright demons.


    Goddamnit, they tagged all my Supertrip car stickers, too. :?

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    Raiden333Raiden333 Registered User regular
    edited May 2006
    Hey, there's a new one.

    Application Error (Rails)

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    The CelestialThe Celestial Registered User regular
    edited May 2006
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    Bionic MonkeyBionic Monkey Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2006
    I thought we were running on new, shiny hardware now? Or did you go back to the old stuff again?

    Even though it's the same error, apparently it's a whole different problem causing it. So, it's progress, even if it appears to be the same. Give Alpha a few days, and hopefully it won't be a reocurring problem, like it was last time with the RAM.

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    SlandererSlanderer Registered User regular
    edited May 2006
    So did someone attack our server with a high power assault rifle or what?

    I need answers!

    To think I lost my forum search for this!

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    Looks like the Catholic Church would have fired the Virgin Mary if they had been in business back then.
    Hey, if God had sent an angel down to the principal's office that said, "Don't fire the bitch, the big man knocked her up." I am sure he would have given it due consideration.
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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited May 2006
    Slanderer wrote:
    So did someone attack our server with a high power assault rifle or what?

    I need answers!

    To think I lost my forum search for this!

    What do you want, a refund?

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    SlandererSlanderer Registered User regular
    edited May 2006
    Slanderer wrote:
    So did someone attack our server with a high power assault rifle or what?

    I need answers!

    To think I lost my forum search for this!

    What do you want, a refund?

    Screw that.

    I want bloody vengence.

    Also, I would like to feed on the tasty flesh of a moderator. Yes, I will become a cannibal.

    My anger could be appeased by an offering of 12 beautiful virgins.

    Hey, I wouldn't do anything dirty! Weirdo. I would just cannibalize them.

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    Midshipman wrote:
    Looks like the Catholic Church would have fired the Virgin Mary if they had been in business back then.
    Hey, if God had sent an angel down to the principal's office that said, "Don't fire the bitch, the big man knocked her up." I am sure he would have given it due consideration.
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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited May 2006
    Man, shut the fuck up. They're working their asses off to fix this shit so you can talk about fuck-all from the safety of your parent's basement. What fucking room do you have to complain about a little downtime?

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    SlandererSlanderer Registered User regular
    edited May 2006
    Man, shut the fuck up. They're working their asses off to fix this shit so you can talk about fuck-all from the safety of your parent's basement. What fucking room do you have to complain about a little downtime?

    Hah, my good sir, that is where you are wrong.

    I don't live in my parent's basement.

    What room do I have? Sir, I have my *own* room. It is luxury. Pure luxury.

    Man, if you are gonna insult me, insult the quality of my jokes instead of my whimsical intentions.

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    Midshipman wrote:
    Looks like the Catholic Church would have fired the Virgin Mary if they had been in business back then.
    Hey, if God had sent an angel down to the principal's office that said, "Don't fire the bitch, the big man knocked her up." I am sure he would have given it due consideration.
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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited May 2006
    My god, that was supposed to have been funny?

    Fuck it, you're making a better job of making you look like an ass than I ever could.

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    SlandererSlanderer Registered User regular
    edited May 2006
    My god, that was supposed to have been funny?

    Fuck it, you're making a better job of making you look like an ass than I ever could.

    Wait what?

    It's like I can see you flailing your arms in anger, even though we have never met. I can see a face red with fury, even though it is a face I have never seen.

    Calm the fuck down.

    dang internet weirdo

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    Midshipman wrote:
    Looks like the Catholic Church would have fired the Virgin Mary if they had been in business back then.
    Hey, if God had sent an angel down to the principal's office that said, "Don't fire the bitch, the big man knocked her up." I am sure he would have given it due consideration.
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