OH SHI-

BoredGamer

As we all know gentlemen, tommorrow is april fools day. Now we all know what this means.

Hardcore prankage.

So you got any good jokes lined up? If not, why the hell not? Anyone got a bitching April Fools story?

Also thought I'd remind some of you homos that had forgot about tomorrow.

Remember, be careful, suspect everything, trust no-one.

Iskander

I am going to tell my girlfriend that I am pregnant.

tee hee hee

Vivixenne

I don't think I've ever experienced a true April Fool's Day, unless you count the multiple websites who pull something random to trick their regulars or some such.

The Black Hunter

I am working tomorrow


Also whats with this "It ends at midday" shit

Fuck that

Jokes all day

Caulk Bite 6

I really care about this.

come back tomorrow, for a surprising revelation.

BoredGamer

My friend has something planned. Something big.

But I can't figure out what it is.

CrackedLens

April 1st is my grandpa's birthday

i need to remember to call him, even though he wont remember it

FCD

BoredGamer wrote: »

My friend has something planned. Something big.

But I can't figure out what it is.

Run. Run until you hit an ocean. And then start swimming.

J3p

BoredGamer wrote: »

My friend has something planned. Something big.

But I can't figure out what it is.

erection lulse

BoredGamer

FCD wrote: »

BoredGamer wrote: »

My friend has something planned. Something big.

But I can't figure out what it is.

Run. Run until you hit an ocean. And then start swimming.

I am half expecting to wake up tommorrow in like, manchester.

Because that's how big this thing is. He's been planning it for months.

He has a folder dedicated to it.

CrackedLens

BoredGamer wrote: »

FCD wrote: »

BoredGamer wrote: »

My friend has something planned. Something big.

But I can't figure out what it is.

Run. Run until you hit an ocean. And then start swimming.

I am half expecting to wake up tommorrow in like, manchester.

Because that's how big this thing is. He's been planning it for months.

He has a folder dedicated to it.

is your friend's name Tyler Durden

BoredGamer

CrackedLens wrote: »

BoredGamer wrote: »

FCD wrote: »

BoredGamer wrote: »

My friend has something planned. Something big.

But I can't figure out what it is.

Run. Run until you hit an ocean. And then start swimming.

I am half expecting to wake up tommorrow in like, manchester.

Because that's how big this thing is. He's been planning it for months.

He has a folder dedicated to it.

is your friend's name Tyler Durden

No, but I have seen the folder. I don't know if he's got one for everyone, or if he's just planning on concentrating on fucking me over.

trentsteel

Last year we made a fake patient in a bed complete with charts and everything and his name was 'Lirpa Loof.'

Was damn near noon before the guy repeatedly trying to wake him up for blood testing finally said, "Listen, mister we have been very polite with you and have been trying to wake you up for several hours now the least you could---" then he pulled back the covers.

Prolegomena

most excellent

Agent Vesago

My roommates mother told him she was moving out.

I hope this isn't an April Fools joke...

stimtokolos

Oh shit engineering faculty, oh shit.
I don't trust anyone anyway though!

trentsteel

You know i've always tried to think up a massive prank that would affect an entire city somehow but can't come up with anything non-lethal.

yourclothes

going to piss in my own mouth while giggling (doing so)

J3p

the best pranks involve large amounts of fake blood and possibly dummies falling from great heights

Agent Vesago

Get someone really drunk, put them in a bathtub and leave a note telling them that their kidney has been removed and they need to get to a doctor.

Defenestrator

Last April, I lived in the barracks and had managed to obtain a master key which allowed me access to every room.

My current roommate and I gave two of our buddies some mean upper-deckers.

One of them was on leave at the time and he came back, a week later, to the most foul-smelling bathroom ever.

He never figured out that poops had been made in his toilet tank since it basically dissolved into brown water by then.

I felt cheated.

J3p

the friend will be like "aahh ya got me, this is quite obviously an april fool joke!"

then the real april fool comes into play because you actually did remove his kidney

trentsteel

I hate people that do horrible things with feces

Big Red Tie

trentsteel wrote: »

I hate people that do horrible things with feces

i hate other peoples poop a lot

trentsteel

Big Red Tie wrote: »

trentsteel wrote: »

I hate people that do horrible things with feces

i hate other peoples poop a lot

me too, Tie.

Especially those sick fuckers that take massive dumps in public washrooms and then don't flush it.

CrackedLens

Big Red Tie wrote: »

trentsteel wrote: »

I hate people that do horrible things with feces

i hate other peoples poop a lot

On a related note, on the news every morning, the anchors ask a question that viewers can email in the answer and win stuff...

this morning's question had to do with Chuck Barry

for those that don't know, Chuck Barry had a well-documented poop fetish

Asher

April Fools doesn't really happen in Australia, or at least where I live. The only thing I can think of was a couple of years back some teenagers drove past and threw eggs at me. It was pretty funny. I caught the one egg that was on target and it only crack a little. I did miss their car on the return though.
So yeah. That wasn't so much a prank as high schoolers being dicks.

trentsteel

Asher you do anything with those Imperial ships yet?

Defenestrator

This year, I think I may dye all my roommate's whites a nice pink color.

He is color-blind, you see, and has great difficulty telling white from pink.

It's the gift that keeps on giving.

Asher

Not really. I've just finished a big ass assignment I had for botany so I'll be able to get to some real painting and assembling this week. How're the orks coming?

trentsteel

Asher wrote: »

Not really. I've just finished a big ass assignment I had for botany so I'll be able to get to some real painting and assembling this week. How're the orks coming?

Not at all. Unfortunately two things happened:

1. I have to move in a couple weeks and

2. I started playing Magic: the Gathering again.


I still plan to do them (your paint job was mighty fine though, but I have this issue where I won't play with anything I didn't paint myself) but its on the back burner for awhile.

Big Red Tie

yes

MTG

what deck(s) do you use trent

trentsteel

Big Red Tie wrote: »

yes

MTG

what deck(s) do you use trent

Well, I'm GLAD YOU ASKED


Right now I am rocking a rogue fairy/goblin deck.

Any new cards I get that are awesome and black or blue go in there as well as new awesome fairies I get.



I'm also rocking an elementals deck that I want to tweak until I can put massive 10/10 creatures out for as little as possible.

I also have some older decks I keep adding to since It think my deck building skills are way better than when I played before.

I WANTED a Ninja deck but after buying several boosters of Kamigawa and two starter decks I have ONE FUCKING NINJA. I'm guessing they are like the new plainswalker cards--rarer than rare. I have bought a shitton of Lowryn cards and not one plainswalker yet.


ONE FUCKING NINJA

Asher

trentsteel wrote: »

Asher wrote: »

Not really. I've just finished a big ass assignment I had for botany so I'll be able to get to some real painting and assembling this week. How're the orks coming?

Not at all. Unfortunately two things happened:

1. I have to move in a couple weeks and

2. I started playing Magic: the Gathering again.


I still plan to do them (your paint job was mighty fine though, but I have this issue where I won't play with anything I didn't paint myself) but its on the back burner for awhile.

Fair enough.

Oh God Magic. I still have a shoebox of cards somewhere. Mostly that 1st edition and then Revised or what ever it was. Got a bunch of Ice age, and a little bit of that later stuff. I really should try to offload it because I can never see myself touching it again.

Big Red Tie

trentsteel wrote: »

Big Red Tie wrote: »

yes

MTG

what deck(s) do you use trent

Well, I'm GLAD YOU ASKED


Right now I am rocking a rogue fairy/goblin deck.

Any new cards I get that are awesome and black or blue go in there as well as new awesome fairies I get.



I'm also rocking an elementals deck that I want to tweak until I can put massive 10/10 creatures out for as little as possible.

I also have some older decks I keep adding to since It think my deck building skills are way better than when I played before.

I WANTED a Ninja deck but after buying several boosters of Kamigawa and two starter decks I have ONE FUCKING NINJA. I'm guessing they are like the new plainswalker cards--rarer than rare. I have bought a shitton of Lowryn cards and not one plainswalker yet.


ONE FUCKING NINJA

shit yeah faeries and rogues, i have a faerie/rogue deck
but it mostly turned into a delay/prevention/removal deck with small amounts of damage

i also have a selesnya deck, an izzet deck, a gruul deck, a simic deck, a rakdos deck, and uh
some others

and i also have a shitfuckton of ninjas so if you come to hawaii and i become not the FBI i'd totally hook you up

trentsteel

Asher wrote: »

trentsteel wrote: »

Asher wrote: »

Not really. I've just finished a big ass assignment I had for botany so I'll be able to get to some real painting and assembling this week. How're the orks coming?

Not at all. Unfortunately two things happened:

1. I have to move in a couple weeks and

2. I started playing Magic: the Gathering again.


I still plan to do them (your paint job was mighty fine though, but I have this issue where I won't play with anything I didn't paint myself) but its on the back burner for awhile.

Fair enough.

Oh God Magic. I still have a shoebox of cards somewhere. Mostly that 1st edition and then Revised or what ever it was. Got a bunch of Ice age, and a little bit of that later stuff. I really should try to offload it because I can never see myself touching it again.

HI

Druhim

trentsteel wrote: »

Last year we made a fake patient in a bed complete with charts and everything and his name was 'Lirpa Loof.'

Was damn near noon before the guy repeatedly trying to wake him up for blood testing finally said, "Listen, mister we have been very polite with you and have been trying to wake you up for several hours now the least you could---" then he pulled back the covers.

hey, off topic but what ever happened with your gf's apt and the possible stalker?

trentsteel

Druhim wrote: »

trentsteel wrote: »

Last year we made a fake patient in a bed complete with charts and everything and his name was 'Lirpa Loof.'

Was damn near noon before the guy repeatedly trying to wake him up for blood testing finally said, "Listen, mister we have been very polite with you and have been trying to wake you up for several hours now the least you could---" then he pulled back the covers.

hey, off topic but what ever happened with your gf's apt and the possible stalker?

Dude has not repeated his 'standing at the door' behavior in about ten or twelve more viewings through the peephole, in fact he now seems to purposely avoid even looking at the door.

She is still scared to sleep there alone at night but she has a deadbolt, a motion detector and some other stuff rigged up. She also has a second lock in her bedroom to buy her some time.

I'm thinking that my standing in the hallway scared him off. Or somehow he is now aware that we are watching him.

She has also told the cleaning lady to stop washing her door so we can test for sperm.


"...looks like this door...."
*puts sunglasses on*
"...hasn't been a lonely one..."

YYEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Druhim

man that sucks that you don't really have any resolution

trentsteel

Druhim wrote: »

man that sucks that you don't really have any resolution

I know, I was hoping to catch him again and go from there because then the condo board could at least get him banned from the premises.

But, like I said I think he is onto us or he thinks she's not living alone or doesn't live there anymore or something.

Hunter

trentsteel wrote: »

Druhim wrote: »

trentsteel wrote: »

Last year we made a fake patient in a bed complete with charts and everything and his name was 'Lirpa Loof.'

Was damn near noon before the guy repeatedly trying to wake him up for blood testing finally said, "Listen, mister we have been very polite with you and have been trying to wake you up for several hours now the least you could---" then he pulled back the covers.

hey, off topic but what ever happened with your gf's apt and the possible stalker?

Dude has not repeated his 'standing at the door' behavior in about ten or twelve more viewings through the peephole, in fact he now seems to purposely avoid even looking at the door.

She is still scared to sleep there alone at night but she has a deadbolt, a motion detector and some other stuff rigged up. She also has a second lock in her bedroom to buy her some time.

I'm thinking that my standing in the hallway scared him off. Or somehow he is now aware that we are watching him.

She has also told the cleaning lady to stop washing her door so we can test for sperm.


"...looks like this door...."
*puts sunglasses on*
"...hasn't been a lonely one..."

YYEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Honestly, by this point I would have shot the guy.