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GTA IV: Hookers, Blow, Drunk Driving, And A Russian

Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's StockingNorth PoleRegistered User regular
edited April 2008 in Social Entropy++
why the fuck aren't we talking about this game

you're all going to buy it, aren't you

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That's Nico, the dude you play as. He's Eastern European, but let's just call him Russian, that's what he is.

Dude knows Krav Maga

he's gon' fuck you up

there's all kinds of new radio stations, including a conservative talk radio station, a disco station, some sort of eastern bloc music station, and more

here's all the shit you get if you buy the special edition (I might)

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just pretend the 360 version is in that picture instead

because the 360 version is the one you want if you want the EXCLUSIVE EPISODIC CONTENT

I'm jazzed, folks, this game's gonna rock my shit.

Let it rock yours as well.

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  • Mister LongbaughMister Longbaugh Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    I am very much looking forward to this game.

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  • StraythStrayth Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    preordered oh god i'm hard on it

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2008
    I never really liked GTA.

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  • Mister LongbaughMister Longbaugh Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    I'm going to be broke when it comes out, though. So I won't be able to play it until after everyone is tired of it.

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  • bombardierbombardier Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited April 2008
    I guess I'll play it.

    I guess.

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
    I never really liked GTA.

    probably because you can't beat other people in it

    but good news!

    this one does have multiplayer!

    no wavedashing, however

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  • StraythStrayth Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    High five Your Spanish Grace

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  • mullymully Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    i will probably buy and play this
    i have never purchased a gta for myself, always for others
    this is stupid of me

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  • bombardierbombardier Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited April 2008
    Some jerk friend borrowed my Vice City for PS2 and I've never seen it again.

    Pretty sure that's the only game I've had not returned to me. I can't be sure who has it though, it's one of two people and they both deny having it.

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  • FrankoFranko Sometimes I really wish I had four feet so I could dance with myself to the drumbeat Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    If you are from Western Europe you are defined by your specific country
    if you are Eastern European you are simply just Russian

    I hope in this one the combat isn't as clumbersome to handle as my testicles are.

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  • One Thousand CablesOne Thousand Cables An absence of thought Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    This game will be awesome as hell.

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  • StraythStrayth Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    I am from Lithuania, Russia

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
    I've never beaten a GTA game and yet I've played them all for hours and hours

    I hope to beat this one

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    That's a neat limited edition thing.

    I'll probably pick it up.

    edit: Same here, Shoe.

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Franko wrote: »
    If you are from Western Europe you are defined by your specific country
    if you are Eastern European you are simply just Russian

    I hope in this one the combat isn't as clumbersome to handle as my testicles are.

    I made the distinction

    it's called irony


    and the combat has been redone and apparently it's much better!

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  • As7As7 Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    I actually haven't played any of the GTA games for more than 5 minutes since the top down original.

    I will probably get this one, if at least to try out the multiplayer aspect.

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  • MarathonMarathon Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Can I steal a tank?

    This is the most important question.

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  • AneurhythmiaAneurhythmia Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Is it going to be as good as the first two?

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  • Mister LongbaughMister Longbaugh Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    I've never beaten a GTA game and yet I've played them all for hours and hours

    I hope to beat this one

    I beat San Andreas. But that only happened a year after I originally bought it, on a day when I had nothing else to do.

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Is it going to be as good as the first two?

    what's your beef with San Andreas

    it's because CJ was black, isn't it

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  • WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Marathon wrote: »
    Can I steal a tank?

    This is the most important question.

    and it better not be a tank with side fucking doors

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  • IskanderIskander Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    The bag is kinda nice I guess...

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
    or do you mean those crazy top down games that might as well be a whole other series

    because those are still pretty good

    the GBA one is even pretty awesome

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  • FramlingFramling FaceHead Geebs has bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    When's it come out for the PC?

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Wren wrote: »
    Marathon wrote: »
    Can I steal a tank?

    This is the most important question.

    and it better not be a tank with side fucking doors

    that's another neat thing

    stealing cars is more realistic

    so parked cars that are locked, nico will bash the window in and hot wire the car

    I don't know how this works with regular cars in the street, or tanks, for that matter

    also there's a gps system in this game that will give you directions, and if you steal a fancy car it will give you directions with voice

    so that's cool

    also there's a cell phone

    you can instigate a fight between two people and then call the cops and get them arrested

    that's pretty funny

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Framling wrote: »
    When's it come out for the PC?

    after it's done being profitable, I suppose

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  • WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    I just want to wear some rags get an ak and fly some stuff into buildings

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  • AneurhythmiaAneurhythmia Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    or do you mean those crazy top down games that might as well be a whole other series

    because those are still pretty good

    the GBA one is even pretty awesome
    I just miss old, terrible null modem multiplayer.

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
    I'm kind of unsure if you can even fly planes or helicopters in this game

    here's hopin'

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  • Mister LongbaughMister Longbaugh Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    I was kind of upset that there wasn't going to be a huge countryside to drive around, at first. but i got over it.

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  • WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    after parachuting from planes in san andreas, better damn well be able to fly

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  • Mister LongbaughMister Longbaugh Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    I'm kind of unsure if you can even fly planes or helicopters in this game

    here's hopin'

    no planes, but there are helicopters. i think.

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  • MarathonMarathon Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    It's nice that stealing cars is more realistic. I also heard that the citizens have been changed so that they will freak out if you are all of a sudden holding a rocket launcher in the middle of town and call the cops on you.

    Too bad I don't have a 360.....yet.

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  • FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    how does he know Krav Maga? he's an eastern european gangster in Liberty City.

    if he does, that better be what the combat is. i better not see any fist punches.

    just all palms to noses and throat crushing and vital points. that would be cool

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  • WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    he's obviously Palestinian

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  • mastmanmastman Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Marathon wrote: »
    the citizens have been changed so that they will freak out if you are all of a sudden holding a rocket launcher in the middle of town and call the cops on you.

    totally unrealistic IMO. I do this on a daily basis

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
    he did some time in prison back in the old country

    I believe he was also in the military at some point

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  • CrossBusterCrossBuster Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    I wonder what the alleged "warm coffee" achievement entails.

    Something with hookers, probably.

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  • FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    t Wren- Well then he definitely wouldn't know Krav Ma since it is traditionally Israeli

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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Dude better learn himself some CQC

    but really, i don't think i'ma pre-order. Just go to best buy the day of.

    Also, PS3 edition for me. No thanks, extra content (no 360 :cry:)

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