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[BONK ON] TF2: Basically, kind of a big deal - ON SALE THIS WEEKEND, SEE OP
Asiina
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SALE FOR ONE WEEKEND ONLY!
Until Monday, April 21st Team Fortress 2 is on sale for $19.95. This is a great chance to buy it.
Details on sale here!
Until Monday, April 21st Team Fortress 2 is on sale for $19.95. This is a great chance to buy it.
Details on sale here!
This is Team Fortress 2. Please do not ask our a/s/c.
What is Team Fortress 2? It is a team-based first-person shooter that offers nine distinct classes to play as. Rather than simple deathmatch, TF2 requires players to work together to achieve objectives such as point control or objective theft. Work together, or fail.
Unlike many shooters, TF2 streamlines the process, making it very easy for new players to learn the ropes yet remain compelling to the hardened veterans. The game also features a very stylized look that sets it apart from the competition. If the movies The Incredibles and Austin Powers had a violently awesome lovechild, it'd be Team Fortress 2.
So read on, and join in on the fun.
How to obtain Team Fortress 2
Team Fortress 2 has two purchasing options. First is the Orange Box package for $49.95. That includes new puzzle game Portal and the complete Half-Life 2 Saga released so far (if you already have HL2 and Episode 1, you can give them away! Use this thread for that). If you are just itching for Team Fortress 2, the game is available alone on Steam for $29.95. Also rumor has it that EA will be splitting up the Orange Box for retail at some point in the future.
PC or Console?
TF2 comes in chocolate PC flavor or mint Console (X-Box 360/PS3). Which version is better? I’ll personally say PC, but there’s no clear cut choice. If you prefer analog-stick controls, don’t want to have to deal with crashes or hardware issues and prefer the online services of Microsoft/Sony…the console might be for you.
But the PC has customization. You won’t get the plethora of custom maps on a console nor can you use custom models. Furthermore, the vast majority of PA plays on PC. I’ve also heard that the PC version gets updates faster.
Regardless of your choice, this is a PC thread. Use this thread to satiate your sick desire to play an TF2 on a console.
Penny Arcade Servers
If you wish to join us for gaming ons, join the PA Steam group! Ask for an invite in this thread.
Server owners: Please PM me if there are any changes to your servers.
Job's server
66.55.142.242:27015
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jonxp's server
tf2.finalmeasure.com
Donate
PMAvers's server (custom maps)
208.167.246.56:27015
Download pack for custom maps
(Unzip to Steam\steamapps\<your account>\team fortress 2\tf\maps)
Maps in the pack: cp_junction_v2, ctf_mach3, cp_grand_canyon_b5, ctf_quarry_v2, cp_sidewinder_b5, ctf_impact2, cp_science, ctf_jinxed_b3, cp_desertfortress, ctf_chaos_b1, cp_studio_rc3
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SE++ ZF's West Coast
64.156.14.133:27015
Donate
Cake Army TF2 - Demitri's Chicago Server
8.12.20.52:27015
Map List
tc_hydro
cp_well
cp_granary
cp_dustbowl
cp_gravelpit
ctf_2fort
YAAARGH
MARIO_KART
cyberpunk
ctf_badlands_classic_b3e
cp_corporation_b1
cp_desertfortress
ctf_mach4
cp_broma_b1
cp_redstone_b1
cp_science
cp_junction
Donatecp_well
cp_granary
cp_dustbowl
cp_gravelpit
ctf_2fort
YAAARGH
MARIO_KART
cyberpunk
ctf_badlands_classic_b3e
cp_corporation_b1
cp_desertfortress
ctf_mach4
cp_broma_b1
cp_redstone_b1
cp_science
cp_junction
Job and jonxp’s servers are (mostly) straight-forward games using official Valve maps. The House of Non-Conformity sticks with custom maps. The SE++ server also uses custom maps that may not have uh…traditional play. But each server offers hours of glee.
All of the PA servers listed here are laid back and not going to harass you for sucking (well, maybe a little). You might hear about “scrims” in this thread, which is where our PA folk play in competitive games. If you are interested in that sort of thing, just speak up and one of our competitive players will help you out. So remember, don't be a dick!
Password for all PA servers: wang
SERVER STATUS
Meet the Team
Team Fortress 2 has nine classes are grouped into three categories. THEY ARE MOSTLY FOR GIVING NEW PLAYERS A HINT AT WHAT EACH CLASS DOES AND HAVE NO IMPACT ON BALANCE AND SUCH.
I’ve linked to guides and tutorial videos when possible. Please PM me if any of these videos are a poor learning tool. I don’t play most of the classes, so it can be hard for me to tell. The “speed” stat is a percentage of the Pyro/Spy/etc. speed.
When in doubt, TF2 Wiki is here with more specifics, including damage stats for all weapons.
Defense
Meet the Heavy
Role: Suppressive fire, meat shield.
Weapons: Chain gun, Shotgun, Ham-like Fists
Hit Points: 300
Speed: 77% (27% when minigun is revving up)
Special: Can right click to start up his gun. This allows for instant firing without slowdown. His speed dramatically decreases when firing or revving the minigun.
Our own RandomEngy’s Heavy Video
Meet the Engineer
Role: Base Defense, Transportation
Weapons: Shotgun, Pistol, Wrench
Hit Points: 125
Speed: 100%
Special: Can construct a variety of machines, including sentries guns and ammo/health dispensers. Can upgrade sentries and repair machines with the wrench. Has a teleporter which can allow for instant travel across the map.
Engineer Video
Engineer Guide from KRFournier
Meet the Demoman
Role: Objective Defense, Group Clearing, Building Destruction
Weapons: Grenade Launcher, Sticky Bomb Launcher, Beer Bottle
Hit Points: 175
Speed: 93%
Special: Sticky bombs are remote bombs that can be detonated at any time with alternate fire. Can detonate a sticky bomb at his feet to launch in the air.
Demo Video
Role: Healing, Stalemate Breaker
Weapons: Healing Gun, Needle Gun, Bonesaw
Hit Points: 150
Speed: 107%
Special: Healing gun can heal an ally pass their normal maximum hit points, to a limit of 150% their normal hit points. If the medic heals long enough, a special "Übercharge" becomes available that makes the Medic and the person being healed invincible for 10 seconds. Flag carriers cannot be made invulnerable, and invulnerable players can neither pick up the flag nor cap a point. The medic always has a passive regeneration effect, allowing them to heal up over time.
Kaede’s Medic Guide
HeadStrikeR Medic Video
Role: Infiltration, Assassination
Weapons: Knife, Pistol, Electro-Sapper, Spy Kit
Hit Points: 125
Speed: 100%
Special: Can disguise self as a member of the either team and as any class (even a Spy). Can cloak in 10 seconds intervals. When using the knife, if done from behind, is an instant kill. In addition to being undetected by sentries while disguised, has an electro-sapper that shuts down and eventually destroys enemy machines unless an engineer puts it back online. While disguised, the spy does not show signs of taking damage from enemies, but they can still be killed.
EvilDaedalus Spy Video
Spy Tips from Hai2u2lawlz
Role: Head-shotting
Weapons: Sniper Rifle, Submachine Gun, Machete
Hit Points: 125
Speed: 100%
Special: Shots get more powerful the longer you stay zoomed in. Headshots do triple damage.
Sniper Video
[url="steam://run/5032"]Meet the Scout[/url] (Youtube version)
Role: Flag Carrier, Point Capper, Distraction, Bonking
Weapons: Shotgun, Pistol, Steel Bat
Hit Points: 125
Speed: 133%
Special: Counts as two people when taking control points. Can double jump and is the fastest class in the game.
EvilDaedalus Scout Video
Part 2
Meet the Soldier
Role: Basic Attack Class
Weapons: Rocket Launcher, Shotgun, Shovel
Hit Points: 200
Speed: 80%
Special: Can "Rocket Jump" by aiming rocket launcher at feet. Rockets do splash damage.
Soldier Video Part 2
Soldier Guide
Role: Close Quarters Combat, Ambushing, Building Destruction, Spy Detection
Weapons: Flamethrower, Shotgun, Fire Axe
Hit Points: 175
Speed: 100%
Special: Can set people on fire, which obstructs their vision and deals damage to them over time. Since TF2 has no friendly fire, enemy spies will be revealed by the flames. Only medkits, the medic's medigun, dispensers or water can put the fire out.
EvilDaedalus Pyro Video
Features
Look on the Bright Side: If your "round" is a personal best (most damage inflicted, kills made, time alive), the game will let you know when you die.
Capture the Moment: Kodak invites you take a screen of your murderer.
Taunts!: You can do a variety of animations. They depend on your class and current weapon. The Medic, for example, will play his Bonesaw like a violin. You temporarily leave first-person view when this is done, and you can’t cancel it. So use it only when feeling especially confident.
Critical Hits: Some shots do more damage. These shots, when fired, will make a crackling noise and a satisfying “CRITICAL HIT” will be above your target (if they land). If you are racking up kills, your crit rate will temporarily increase to around 20% or so. Note that some weapons have higher crit chances. Backstabs with the Spy’s knife are always crits. The Medic’s Bonesaw tends to have a higher-than-normal crit rate.
Future Updates
Unlockable Weapons: Valve has announced a new feature that will shake the mechanics of the game to its very core, and that is the element of unlockable weapons. Starting with the Medic, each class will have new weapons with completely unique functions to the stock options rolled out over the course of some undetermined time period. While the overhealer has been rumored to be ruled out due to balance issues (via steam forums), you can expect these unlockables to make or break your game. Release date: Undetermined
Gold Rush: Gold Rush is a special mode in which the BLU team will have to guard a mining cart as it rolls over hostile terrain. The RED team's job is to prevent the cart from progressing to the check points of the map. The cart stops when any member of the opposing team gets in range. These idea is based off the ever popular "Hunted" map, but without the human input for the cart (although that mode is also in talks of being added to the game). Release date: This month
Hi-quality video of a Gold rush run through + mini interview with game creator Robin Walker: http://www.gametrailers.com/gametrailerstv_player.php?ep=10&ch=4&sd=0
Other Fun Stuff
Team Fortress 2 Merchandise!
Penny-Arcade's TF2 Shirt
Official TF2 Statistics
TF2 Griefing Part 2
Note that this is the kind of shit that will get you banned from our servers.
Game developers wear TF2 costumes
More TF2 costumes
Garry's Mod TF2 pictures
Screenshots!
You can find them in Program Files\Steam\steamapps\<account name>\team fortress 2\tf\screenshots .
Type bind f5 jpeg into your console to take screenshots as .jpg instead of .tga. Use Paint.NET to convert .tga files to another format.
Finding good screenshots is like a game of its own!
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And posting in it so hard.
The one on the left, it's cheaper.
Also, I dare somebody to claim that they are a worse spy than I am.
GT: Tanky the Tank
Black: 1377 6749 7425
Also... for my progress, I played for roughly 2 hours, and did roughly 140k healing. Still need over 3 mil though.
I think in a game with good players, I'll get about 75k an hour. So thats about 40 hours.
Tofu wrote: Here be Littleboots, destroyer of threads and master of drunkposting.
From the last thread.
Fixed.
I don't know how, but I have healed 17 points of damage as a Heavy.
Yeah... for a while, a patch screwed up stats some. If you would play medic, and the at the end of the match switch to Heavy, the stats would carry over sometimes. This is why I have 3 sentry kills as a Medic.
Its on.
You, me, and probably a server full of innocent bystanders.
There will be blood.
Probably mine.
GT: Tanky the Tank
Black: 1377 6749 7425
I was too busy playing Hidden: Source beta4b tonight to bother with this
We've got a bunch of PAers playing it now
I'll make a thread for that instead
2fort
Dat's rite, homes, cuz we almost got ten, vatos.
But when it reaches a point, a I say "sorry *******, going to mute you". And either they stop soon after that, because they realize its getting on peoples nerves... or they're muted. Either way, problem solved. I don't see why this is such an issue.
Where were you guys then? I needed a show of support.
Also, if the server is full and you're trying to make everybody follow goofball rules, fuck off, I'll do what I want.
Now, to add some more meat to my skinny little post, pretty pictures!
And my top score as every class (except Heavy) is at least 24 now yaaaay
Honestly, Himsa you need to get in here and let everyone know about this kill, because I completely forgot just how far of a shot it was. wasn't it like....a mile?
And now gents, the most trippy map since Mario Kart, and possibly the best lookin one: Cyberpunk
And finally, I think this is my favorite pic if only because it combines TF2, with an old hobby of mine. Doubt anyone's gonna get it though
Size/Type: Large Heavy (Fire)
Hit Dice: 35d12+75 (450 hp)
Initiative: -1
Speed: 30 ft. in T-Shirt (6 squares); base speed 40 ft.
Armor Class: 23 (-1 size, -1 Dex, +8 natural, +7 T-Shirt), touch 8, flat-footed 23
B.A/Grapple: +11/+25
Attack: MiniGun +20 ranged (3d6+15) or Shotgun +20 ranged (1d4+10) or Fists +10 melee (2d6+10 plus 2d6 fire)
Full Attack: MiniGun +20/+15/+10 ranged (3d6+15) or 2 Shotgun +20 ranged (1d4+10) or Fists +10 melee (2d6+10 plus 2d6 fire)
I played so poorly last night.
It's the equivalent to a 12 v 1
My team was useless...if i could get like 2-3 good players i could probably dominate hardcore.
It's way too hard to do it by yourself.
Canned Heat.
Playing on pubs is the only time I get to dominate people as Scout.
It is green.