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Official Camwhore Thread (Mod Approved)

150cc150cc Registered User, ClubPA regular
edited April 2008 in Social Entropy++
1. Wang's Law
As the number of pages in a thread increases, the probability of dongs being mentioned approaches 1.

2. Shoe's Law
As a forumer's overall postcount increases, the number of characters typed in each post decreases.

3. Old Man Law
It is theoretically impossible for any new forumer to have a greater age than Druhim.

4. Tube's Law
As Cardboard Tube's use of profanity increases, the probability of a forumer being banned approaches 1.

5. Deni's Law
As a forumer's join date approaches 2002, the likelihood of this forumer reminiscing about the "good old days" approaches 1.

6. Bracket Law

As the number of brackets in a thread title increases, the likelihood of the thread containing boring, overly controlled discussion increases.

7. Boddah's Law
As the number of imitators a forumer has increases, the probability of the forumer leaving within the next year approaches 1.

8. Theme Law

As the number of themed threads in the forum increases, the prevalence of humorous posts containing inside jokes decreases.

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  • Mister LongbaughMister Longbaugh Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    He has returned to us

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  • ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    One day Tube will become so angry he will ban every forumer here

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  • mullymully Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    thats the hope

    mully on
  • Cold Salmon and HatredCold Salmon and Hatred __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2008
    dongs

    Cold Salmon and Hatred on
  • Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis God is love Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    9. 150cc's Law
    so good to be postin' doggs

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  • FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    That day will probably be the day after PAX when there are 400 topics each devoted to some inane thing that was said while drunk

    Fiz on
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  • LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
    edited April 2008
    This finally makes up for that thread you made a year ago about mexicans.

    Larlar on
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  • Cold Salmon and HatredCold Salmon and Hatred __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2008
    I know I'll be making one.

    A PAX thread that is, not one about mexicans

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2008
    HARUMPH

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    why do so many laws involve probabilities

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  • Cold Salmon and HatredCold Salmon and Hatred __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2008
    hahaha ur old

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  • LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
    edited April 2008
    Don't get your wicker codpiece in a twist, gramps.

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  • 150cc150cc Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2008
    THREAD 1: lol did u here wippy talk about cocks

    THREAD 2: WIPPY COCK THREAD

    THREAD 3: I MET THIS FELLOW NAMED WHIPSTITCH WHO SPOKE OF WIENERS

    THREAD 4: oh mans u guys are missing out on pax and whippy talking about dongs last nite

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  • The Otaku SuppositoryThe Otaku Suppository Bawstan New EnglandRegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
    grumble grumble grumble

    resign resign resign

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  • 150cc150cc Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2008
    Larlar wrote: »
    This finally makes up for that thread you made a year ago about mexicans.

    But Larry, that was tongue in cheek

    Tongue in cheek I say

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    there should be a law about Bel using curse words and how adorable it is

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  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    boddah was before my time, it seems

    he is now but a legend, spoken of only in whispers

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2008
    bitches better take they cunnie pills

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  • 150cc150cc Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2008
    there should be a law about Bel using curse words and how adorable it is

    Something along the lines of it being inevitably hilarious when a female forumer or a mormon uses profanity

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  • bsjezzbsjezz Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    these laws are all terrible

    why not make new se++ laws

    "any direct personal insults starting with G or C must be challenged with a pistol battle at dawn"

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited April 2008
    150cc wrote: »
    7. Boddah's Law
    As the number of imitators a forumer has increases, the probability of the forumer leaving within the next year approaches 1.

    little b

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  • LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
    edited April 2008
    150cc wrote: »
    Larlar wrote: »
    This finally makes up for that thread you made a year ago about mexicans.

    But Larry, that was tongue in cheek

    Tongue in cheek I say

    In a dead leper's mouth, maybe.

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  • 150cc150cc Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2008
    Druhim wrote: »
    bitches better take they cunnie pills

    i ain't wearin no gunny sack

    150cc on
  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
    something about girls and our likelihood of paying too much attention to them


    also something about sex and camwhore threads accelerating exponentially

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  • As7As7 Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Good use of the color orange, raves Arsenic.

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  • 150cc150cc Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2008
    Larlar wrote: »
    150cc wrote: »
    Larlar wrote: »
    This finally makes up for that thread you made a year ago about mexicans.

    But Larry, that was tongue in cheek

    Tongue in cheek I say

    In a dead leper's mouth, maybe.

    Point taken

    srry larry :|

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  • GoldenSeducerGoldenSeducer AAAAAUGH!! Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    there should be a law about Bel using curse words and how adorable it is

    I second this.

    I also think she should draw a picture of an adorable but very angry bee swearing at us. That would be the best.

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    also there should be a law about Cardboard Tube mentioning WaM in any fashion and how many posts after that focus on it

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  • 150cc150cc Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2008
    NATALIE PORTMAN KEIRA KNIGHTLEY GEORGE LUCAS FILM SCHOOL POSTMODERN VOLLEYBALL PIRATES

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  • GoldenSeducerGoldenSeducer AAAAAUGH!! Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    150cc wrote: »
    NATALIE PORTMAN KEIRA KNIGHTLEY GEORGE LUCAS FILM SCHOOL POSTMODERN VOLLEYBALL PIRATES

    Ahh!! Stop screaming at me!!

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  • FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    I know I'll be making one.

    A PAX thread that is, not one about mexicans

    I'd say it could be both, but it really couldn't. Diversity at PAX is Wook

    Fiz on
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  • ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Perhaps there should be a Whippy's law, in which any thread Whippy posts in becomes extremely popular

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  • 150cc150cc Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2008
    Perhaps there should be a Whippy's law, in which any thread Whippy posts in becomes extremely popular

    In the olden days (LOL DENI'S LAW) that would have been a Nads thread, in which Nads posted and the thread immediately rocketed to the moon

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    one more idea and I'm done

    if a thread mentions 2001: A Space Odyssey, The Far Side posting and subsequent overuse of the word "pretentious" is imminent

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  • J3pJ3p Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    HEY

    HEY GUYS

    he didn't say which direction it is approaching 1 from

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  • 150cc150cc Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2008
    J3p wrote: »
    HEY

    HEY GUYS

    he didn't say which direction it is approaching 1 from

    :O

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  • bsjezzbsjezz Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    J3p wrote: »
    HEY

    HEY GUYS

    he didn't say which direction it is approaching 1 from

    this is se++ so from the rear, hard and fast

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  • sdrawkcaB emaNsdrawkcaB emaN regular
    edited April 2008
    10. Khoo's Law
    As the length of Khoo's presence increases, the likelihood of people falling over themselves to fawn embarrassingly approaches 1

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  • Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Man, when I saw Khoo I asked him a relevant question and offered the man some fine 16 year single malt scotch, which he respectfully declined.

    I did no such fawning, mister.

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  • LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
    edited April 2008
    150cc wrote: »
    Larlar wrote: »
    150cc wrote: »
    Larlar wrote: »
    This finally makes up for that thread you made a year ago about mexicans.

    But Larry, that was tongue in cheek

    Tongue in cheek I say

    In a dead leper's mouth, maybe.

    Point taken

    srry larry :|

    I don't even know why I remember it, to be honest. It's taking up valuable space. Probably why I'm struggling in my latest course. Everything is just your fault.

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