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Today a terrible thing happened

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  • sponospono Mining for Nose Diamonds Booger CoveRegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
    I've still got porn my cousin gave me in 1998. It has travelled across 4 computers so far.

    spono on
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  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    I lost about half of mine about two years back.

    Luckily I got most of the good stuff.

    Blake T on
  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2008
    darleysam wrote: »
    So do we declare this Cardboard Tube's Porn Drive 2008, and we all get to donate?

    Ahahahaha, Porn Drive.

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  • FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    the wook wrote: »
    oh god if i ever deleted all of my porn

    well that would just take a really long time

    "oh shit, it's deleting all my porn.

    hm, i've got 45 minutes left. guess i'll get to that cancel button after i'm done beating rodney swing"

    Futore on
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  • RingoRingo He/Him a distinct lack of substanceRegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Ruckus wrote: »
    Ringo wrote: »
    I've had that happen. At the time, I was only mildly distraught because of the loss of the memories - not the porn itself. I figured I could replenish my stock at any time I wished thanks to the wonderful bounty of the internet.


    And then I spent 2 years without a home internet connection.

    D:

    My MP3 had to double as a Porn transfer device so I could restock at home.

    Ah, no tubes so you had to truck it in.


    The hard part was finding a computer where I could search and download without getting into any trouble. And then, oh god the humanity, doing all the furitive downloading and transfering only to find out that you're missing a codec once you've gotten it home...

    Ringo on
  • Captain SmiggyCaptain Smiggy Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    darleysam wrote: »
    So do we declare this Cardboard Tube's Porn Drive 2008, and we all get to donate?

    Ahahahaha, Porn Drive.


    We could actually make a porn movie about the process: sister hood of the travelling porn

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  • Cosmic SombreroCosmic Sombrero Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    I don't usually save porn.

    thanks for this

    this is a thread about pornography orikae

    what exactly do you want from me?

    nobody cares about your pornography

    I don't care about my pornography.

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Well then you're a jerk.

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  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
    This could be epic but also kind of creepy.

    Brolo on
  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    darleysam wrote: »
    So do we declare this Cardboard Tube's Porn Drive 2008, and we all get to donate?

    Ahahahaha, Porn Drive.


    We could actually make a porn movie about the process: sister hood of the travelling porn

    oh man, instead of a travelling hulk action figure, we could all mail around an external hard drive where each person posts their fave porn, changing the name of the file so you have no idea what it is, and in the end, it goes to CT. Then he plays Russian Roullette with porn

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  • FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Cum Hero wrote: »
    Well then you're a jerk.

    wow

    Futore on
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  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Man, in order to delete my porn, it would honestly just be easier to walk in that room and take out hard drives and just beat them with hammers.

    We're talking hundreds and hundreds of gigs here.

    Going back to the mid 90s


    Just.... man, thats a fucking herculean task right there.

    Stale on
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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    What

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2008
    guys, please give generously

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  • FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    lostwords wrote: »
    darleysam wrote: »
    So do we declare this Cardboard Tube's Porn Drive 2008, and we all get to donate?

    Ahahahaha, Porn Drive.


    We could actually make a porn movie about the process: sister hood of the travelling porn

    oh man, instead of a travelling hulk action figure, we could all mail around an external hard drive where each person posts their fave porn, changing the name of the file so you have no idea what it is, and in the end, it goes to CT. Then he plays Russian Roullette with porn

    sooooo many forumer dongs, he wouldn't know what to do

    Futore on
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  • darleysamdarleysam On my way to UKRegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
    lostwords wrote: »
    darleysam wrote: »
    So do we declare this Cardboard Tube's Porn Drive 2008, and we all get to donate?

    Ahahahaha, Porn Drive.


    We could actually make a porn movie about the process: sister hood of the travelling porn

    oh man, instead of a travelling hulk action figure, we could all mail around an external hard drive where each person posts their fave porn, changing the name of the file so you have no idea what it is, and in the end, it goes to CT. Then he plays Russian Roullette with porn

    If it weren't so unfeasible, this would be fantastic.

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  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
    darleysam wrote: »
    lostwords wrote: »
    darleysam wrote: »
    So do we declare this Cardboard Tube's Porn Drive 2008, and we all get to donate?

    Ahahahaha, Porn Drive.


    We could actually make a porn movie about the process: sister hood of the travelling porn

    oh man, instead of a travelling hulk action figure, we could all mail around an external hard drive where each person posts their fave porn, changing the name of the file so you have no idea what it is, and in the end, it goes to CT. Then he plays Russian Roullette with porn

    If it weren't so unfeasible, this would be fantastic.

    I have a few spare drives that I'm actually running out of space for.

    EDIT: physical drives that is, no bays left in the PC for 'em. I could put one in an enclosure and fed-ex it to someone.

    Brolo on
  • AslanAslan Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Well, Tubey, there is an upside to your problem. I had a HD with some of my favorite porn on it that blew up when I tried to install it in a new system I was making. I was crushed. But, what I have learned is, there is a certain feeling that you get when you're looking for new porn and you accidentally stumble on one of your old favorites. It's like going to your high school 10 year reunion and finding your old GF is still hot and wants you. So you get the joy of rediscovery, and that's gotta count for something. Probably.

    Or maybe you just shouldn't keep every single piece of porn you want to save on one HD.

    Aslan on
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  • Captain SmiggyCaptain Smiggy Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    darleysam wrote: »
    lostwords wrote: »
    darleysam wrote: »
    So do we declare this Cardboard Tube's Porn Drive 2008, and we all get to donate?

    Ahahahaha, Porn Drive.


    We could actually make a porn movie about the process: sister hood of the travelling porn

    oh man, instead of a travelling hulk action figure, we could all mail around an external hard drive where each person posts their fave porn, changing the name of the file so you have no idea what it is, and in the end, it goes to CT. Then he plays Russian Roullette with porn

    If it weren't so unfeasible, this would be fantastic.

    Dunno, seems feasible enough....Unless you break your internet

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  • FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Never EVER go into the room Stale has dedicated to masturbation.

    Futore on
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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    I would be both fascinated and frightened of a hard drive featuring the favorite porn from all of SE++.

    Hunter on
  • sponospono Mining for Nose Diamonds Booger CoveRegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Stale wrote: »
    fucking herculean

    This is the name of one of your porn drives, isn't it?

    Drive F:
    for fucking

    spono on
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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Futore wrote: »
    Never EVER go into the room Stale has dedicated to masturbation.

    :|

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  • TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited April 2008
    How much porn are we talking about here?

    We are talking five years worth. Me and that pornography had been through things together man. We'd climbed mountains.

    That is a lot of porn, did you forget what you named the folder and delete it or something?

    I was selecting a bunch of old rars and I selected the cunningly named "new folder" without realising

    Tube on
  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2008
    Stale wrote: »
    Man, in order to delete my porn, it would honestly just be easier to walk in that room and take out hard drives and just beat them with hammers.

    We're talking hundreds and hundreds of gigs here.

    Going back to the mid 90s


    Just.... man, thats a fucking herculean task right there.

    The man with the broken dick has shamed us all with his mountain of porn, but Herculean task is apt.

    We would have to clean out the Augean Stables of Stale's computer.

    Munkus Beaver on
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  • Captain SmiggyCaptain Smiggy Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    So long as none it has come from 4chan or anyone who likes it, I'm cool.



    Fuckin 4chan....almost got me fired

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  • darleysamdarleysam On my way to UKRegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
    darleysam wrote: »
    lostwords wrote: »
    darleysam wrote: »
    So do we declare this Cardboard Tube's Porn Drive 2008, and we all get to donate?

    Ahahahaha, Porn Drive.


    We could actually make a porn movie about the process: sister hood of the travelling porn

    oh man, instead of a travelling hulk action figure, we could all mail around an external hard drive where each person posts their fave porn, changing the name of the file so you have no idea what it is, and in the end, it goes to CT. Then he plays Russian Roullette with porn

    If it weren't so unfeasible, this would be fantastic.

    Dunno, seems feasible enough....Unless you break your internet

    We'd need to organise a route to keep postage to a minimum.

    edit: ahh, the dreaded 'new folder'. I guess that's where everyone keeps theirs.

    darleysam on
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  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Futore wrote: »
    Never EVER go into the room Stale has dedicated to masturbation.

    actually it's just a room filled with hard drives and computers.

    not really much going on in there anymore obviously.

    Stale on
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  • tony_importanttony_important Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Hunter wrote: »
    I would be both fascinated and frightened of a hard drive featuring the favorite porn from all of SE++.

    It could be potentially mind melting.

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  • SonnySonny Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Hunter wrote: »
    I would be both fascinated and frightened of a hard drive featuring the favorite porn from all of SE++.

    As would I. I really want to see this plan come to fruition

    Sonny on
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  • STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Druhim wrote: »
    4/10/08 NEVER FORGET

    we should make memorial banners for the day Tube deleted his porn

    A little late but, there should be a sad-looking dong for this.

    STATE OF THE ART ROBOT on
  • FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Cum Hero wrote: »
    Futore wrote: »
    Never EVER go into the room Stale has dedicated to masturbation.

    :|

    I thought it through before i posted. Cum from years ago is still cum you don't want to lean against

    Futore on
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  • Captain SmiggyCaptain Smiggy Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    darleysam wrote: »
    darleysam wrote: »
    lostwords wrote: »
    darleysam wrote: »
    So do we declare this Cardboard Tube's Porn Drive 2008, and we all get to donate?

    Ahahahaha, Porn Drive.


    We could actually make a porn movie about the process: sister hood of the travelling porn

    oh man, instead of a travelling hulk action figure, we could all mail around an external hard drive where each person posts their fave porn, changing the name of the file so you have no idea what it is, and in the end, it goes to CT. Then he plays Russian Roullette with porn

    If it weren't so unfeasible, this would be fantastic.

    Dunno, seems feasible enough....Unless you break your internet

    We'd need to organise a route to keep postage to a minimum.

    Difficult, considering I'm Irish

    Captain Smiggy on
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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Stale wrote: »
    Man, in order to delete my porn, it would honestly just be easier to walk in that room and take out hard drives and just beat them with hammers.

    We're talking hundreds and hundreds of gigs here.

    Going back to the mid 90s


    Just.... man, thats a fucking herculean task right there.

    The man with the broken dick has shamed us all with his mountain of pron.
    I figure he sealed it off Cask of Amontillado style. That last gasping moan as the final brick was set into place.

    Abracadaniel on
  • JansonJanson Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    My mother ended up in the flat of a drug addict and alcoholic the other day

    apparently it was disgusting with joints and clothes strewn everywhere and piles of washing up left in the kitchen

    but the worst thing for her

    worst thing

    was that apparently he also looked at some pornography

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  • darleysamdarleysam On my way to UKRegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Rather than a hard drive, could we just set up an ftp somewhere?

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  • FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Stale wrote: »
    Man, in order to delete my porn, it would honestly just be easier to walk in that room and take out hard drives and just beat them with hammers.

    We're talking hundreds and hundreds of gigs here.

    Going back to the mid 90s


    Just.... man, thats a fucking herculean task right there.

    The man with the broken dick has shamed us all with his mountain of porn, but Herculean task is apt.

    We would have to clean out the Augean Stables of Stale's computer.

    What makes this even more appropriate is that it is all horse porn

    Futore on
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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    i look at pornography some

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  • Cosmic SombreroCosmic Sombrero Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Browsing 4chan at work is pretty bad idea.

    My girlfriend has an overly elaborate folder system set up to hide her tiny, tiny amount of porn. If I need to hide it, I generally put it in some obscure game folder.

    Cosmic Sombrero on
  • AslanAslan Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    I believe an SE++ FTP of porn is one of the final signs of the Apocalypse.

    Aslan on
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