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not too long ago i did something very stupid similar to this
i got this big unsorted folder where i download everything to, which is usually movies and tv shows, and i try to keep things there until ive actually watched them and then they get sorted into neater folders
but cos i dont get around to watching a lot of it, especially movies, i figured i might as well start moving things over anyway
so i click on, i remember it saying 60 items, but hopefully i read that wrong
i move it all into the folder for movies, but the timestamps dont get updated so even if i sort by date a lot of the stuff is mixed in with what ive seen. and i figure sorting by date would be a good and easy way to be able to separate them from the rest
so how do you update the timestamps for a lot of different files and folders? well since they were all still highlighted i figured an easy way could be to just send them to the recycle bin and then bring them back and see what happens
so i delete them, then undo delete, and only like 4 of them come back
im all checking the recycle bin to see if that bitch is just being greedy or somethin, probably repeating the word fuck over and over
but they are all gone
basically i ended up using an undelete program, which didnt really recover shit but gave me a fair number of names of what i had lost and had to get again. majority of these movies were asian so i would be unlikely to be reminded by chance of anything i couldnt remember
basically i got back a little over 40 of them, and skipped a few others that i knew about. im thinking maybe the original was 50, cos i cant even think of what a single one of those lost movies may have been, let alone an extra 10 of them
also i guess my internet decided to act like a fucking prince at the time cos i just had a look at the logs and it seems like most of it was done in a bit over a day, with the stragglers lasting only a few more after that. and i kinda remember some of the more obscure titles taking longer than that in the first place
So do we declare this Cardboard Tube's Porn Drive 2008, and we all get to donate?
Ahahahaha, Porn Drive.
We could actually make a porn movie about the process: sister hood of the travelling porn
oh man, instead of a travelling hulk action figure, we could all mail around an external hard drive where each person posts their fave porn, changing the name of the file so you have no idea what it is, and in the end, it goes to CT. Then he plays Russian Roullette with porn
If it weren't so unfeasible, this would be fantastic.
could go with a couple of USB memory sticks to keep shipping costs down.
All I knew about it was Lolcatz(this was obviously a while ago)...and I went in once, saw the banners and left.
Still nearly got fired.
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Munkus BeaverYou don't have to attend every argument you are invited to.Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPAregular
My girlfriend has an overly elaborate folder system set up to hide her tiny, tiny amount of porn. If I need to hide it, I generally put it in some obscure game folder.
That's what I used to do, I'd name it after something game-like that you wouldn't normally check.
Like GUI Registry or Landscape Data
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My girlfriend has an overly elaborate folder system set up to hide her tiny, tiny amount of porn. If I need to hide it, I generally put it in some obscure game folder.
That's what I used to do, I'd name it after something game-like that you wouldn't normally check.
oh man, instead of a travelling hulk action figure, we could all mail around an external hard drive where each person posts their fave porn, changing the name of the file so you have no idea what it is, and in the end, it goes to CT. Then he plays Russian Roullette with porn
If it weren't so unfeasible, this would be fantastic.
Dunno, seems feasible enough....Unless you break your internet
We'd need to organise a route to keep postage to a minimum.
If only there was a way to put files on a remote hard-drive without sending the physical drive across the nation! A network maybe...inter-connected..
Rather than a hard drive, could we just set up an ftp somewhere?
More'n likely, I just loved the idea of sisterhood of the travelling porn...
It'd be good, but a logistical nightmare making sure it gets around everyone, then overseas and around the UK.
But then the feeling of success as it finds its destination, and we all pat ourselves on the back for a job well done..
My mother ended up in the flat of a drug addict and alcoholic the other day
apparently it was disgusting with joints and clothes strewn everywhere and piles of washing up left in the kitchen
but the worst thing for her
worst thing
was that apparently he also looked at some pornography
I meant to tidy up a little before she got there, because otherwise the agency said they'd stop sending the nice ones round.
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edited April 2008
then I realized it was just easier to put a password on my computer and to put the file in a regular file that is never visited in the first place
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Rather than a hard drive, could we just set up an ftp somewhere?
More'n likely, I just loved the idea of sisterhood of the travelling porn...
It'd be good, but a logistical nightmare making sure it gets around everyone, then overseas and around the UK.
But then the feeling of success as it finds its destination, and we all pat ourselves on the back for a job well done..
Also everyone on the trail would get a chance to refine what's already on there, shaping the collection into a masterpiece gallery of the very finest porn the world over.
Rather than a hard drive, could we just set up an ftp somewhere?
More'n likely, I just loved the idea of sisterhood of the travelling porn...
It'd be good, but a logistical nightmare making sure it gets around everyone, then overseas and around the UK.
But then the feeling of success as it finds its destination, and we all pat ourselves on the back for a job well done..
It'd be like when you're a kid and you pass a note around the class, then it comes back to you
after rounding the whole class...Except with porn
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Munkus BeaverYou don't have to attend every argument you are invited to.Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPAregular
Am I the only one who holds porn in a folder labled "Porn"?
Funny thing, no one has ever opened up my porn folder to be shocked at the content, nor do I ever have to worry about accidentally deleting it.
Thats the drive label on mine
"Porn1" "Porn2"
so on and so on
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Munkus BeaverYou don't have to attend every argument you are invited to.Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPAregular
The only problem with me just backing up my porn willy-nilly is that I don't bother to label or rename any of it, and sometimes the filenames are really obscure.
My mother ended up in the flat of a drug addict and alcoholic the other day
apparently it was disgusting with joints and clothes strewn everywhere and piles of washing up left in the kitchen
but the worst thing for her
worst thing
was that apparently he also looked at some pornography
GASP
I know!
How she got there involves an overly complicated and not very interesting story, by the way, but basically this guy is the ex-boyfriend of her Korean-friend-who-is-desperate-to-get-married.
My girlfriend has an overly elaborate folder system set up to hide her tiny, tiny amount of porn. If I need to hide it, I generally put it in some obscure game folder.
I used to put mine in the Rainbow Six (first one mind) folder
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More'n likely, I just loved the idea of sisterhood of the travelling porn...
i got this big unsorted folder where i download everything to, which is usually movies and tv shows, and i try to keep things there until ive actually watched them and then they get sorted into neater folders
but cos i dont get around to watching a lot of it, especially movies, i figured i might as well start moving things over anyway
so i click on, i remember it saying 60 items, but hopefully i read that wrong
i move it all into the folder for movies, but the timestamps dont get updated so even if i sort by date a lot of the stuff is mixed in with what ive seen. and i figure sorting by date would be a good and easy way to be able to separate them from the rest
so how do you update the timestamps for a lot of different files and folders? well since they were all still highlighted i figured an easy way could be to just send them to the recycle bin and then bring them back and see what happens
so i delete them, then undo delete, and only like 4 of them come back
im all checking the recycle bin to see if that bitch is just being greedy or somethin, probably repeating the word fuck over and over
but they are all gone
basically i ended up using an undelete program, which didnt really recover shit but gave me a fair number of names of what i had lost and had to get again. majority of these movies were asian so i would be unlikely to be reminded by chance of anything i couldnt remember
basically i got back a little over 40 of them, and skipped a few others that i knew about. im thinking maybe the original was 50, cos i cant even think of what a single one of those lost movies may have been, let alone an extra 10 of them
also i guess my internet decided to act like a fucking prince at the time cos i just had a look at the logs and it seems like most of it was done in a bit over a day, with the stragglers lasting only a few more after that. and i kinda remember some of the more obscure titles taking longer than that in the first place
Lots and lots and lots.
Gonna have to be a hell of a server. My one can handle a couple hundred gigs up and down, but with everyone here it'll get hosed pretty quickly.
Man... I have moved residences not once, not twice, but thrice since the last time I produced semen.
I think you're ok.
Not to mention, I didn't even own this furniture then.
So like what do you do when you watch porn?
Like do you just sit there and cry?
I think that's what I'd do.
There was the ex girlfriends one
with potatoes dick :x
and cal and his gal :winky:
could go with a couple of USB memory sticks to keep shipping costs down.
I love SE++ because this is the second reference to classic literature in a thread about deleting 5 years worth of porn
You must have some fucking sick fetishes or a really religious mother.
All I knew about it was Lolcatz(this was obviously a while ago)...and I went in once, saw the banners and left.
Still nearly got fired.
That's what I used to do, I'd name it after something game-like that you wouldn't normally check.
Like GUI Registry or Landscape Data
GASP
Ooooh yeah, i remember the GF one...thankfully I missed out on the ole potatoe.
"I got a 1986 Nina Hartley anal, trade you for your 2007 Sasha Grey gangbang."
Spacemonger knows your sins.
If only there was a way to put files on a remote hard-drive without sending the physical drive across the nation! A network maybe...inter-connected..
It'd be good, but a logistical nightmare making sure it gets around everyone, then overseas and around the UK.
But then the feeling of success as it finds its destination, and we all pat ourselves on the back for a job well done..
I meant to tidy up a little before she got there, because otherwise the agency said they'd stop sending the nice ones round.
Funny thing, no one has ever opened up my porn folder to be shocked at the content, nor do I ever have to worry about accidentally deleting it.
Also everyone on the trail would get a chance to refine what's already on there, shaping the collection into a masterpiece gallery of the very finest porn the world over.
I don't care how many ways you try to convince me.
I still will not smell your finger, Stale.
I think I told Bogey I'll leave it to him if I ever die. Dude has no idea what he's in for.
I name mine "TOTALLY NOT PORN"
It'd be like when you're a kid and you pass a note around the class, then it comes back to you
after rounding the whole class...Except with porn
You're leaving out the part of how she got there.
It was Ladies Night at the Tequila Tavern
crying usually comes after the masturbation. when the smell of shame is thick in the air
I did have it set on a dead mans switch.
If I didn't access the share once every 25 days it automaticlly did DoD wipes on all 12 drives.
nerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrd
Perhaps you are confused as to exactly what Stale's story is.
the former. most of it isn't my thing, i just like to collect oddities.
[tiny]i have like 4 gb of guro doujins[/tiny]
Ahaha. That's pretty awesome.
But I only throw stuff on there if I really like it. Otherwise it resides on the new 3.5TB server.
Thats the drive label on mine
"Porn1" "Porn2"
so on and so on
"Stale! Oh my God, you're alive! It's a miracle!"
"Wh....what happened?"
"You've been in a coma for 26 days!"
"..."
"Stale? Stale?! Call the doctor! He's flatlining!"
"What's trags_04_10334_dlamap_495323.wmv?"
How she got there involves an overly complicated and not very interesting story, by the way, but basically this guy is the ex-boyfriend of her Korean-friend-who-is-desperate-to-get-married.
This is the only thing about you that scares me slightly
The frightening way in which you can name more than a couple of dozen porn stars and the things they've done
I used to put mine in the Rainbow Six (first one mind) folder
Tom Clancy was my personal smut king.